*Looks at all the reveiws and tears start to appear in her eyes* You love me! You really love me!! Sorry, I've always wanted to say that. I am sorry for all you Seto Kaiba lovers out there. I can turn done the torture on him, but not that much. He is not my favorite character.
Kiaba:Why me?!?!
EPG:Anyways... Queen of the Deranged Penguins, Teyva, is coming into the story and so are our muses.
Kaiba:Are they friendly?
EPG:Teyva's isn't exactly nice...
Kaiba:Then why does it have to come?!?
EPG:She takes that bird every where with her.
Kaiba:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL BIRD OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:Starayva isn't that mean.
Teyva:Teeheehee.
EPG:YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:I can be here if I want.
EPG:But you can't enter the story yet.
Teyva:I know.
EPG:Good.
Yugi:I thought you two were friends?
EPG/Teyva:We are!
Japanese Lawyer:DISCLAIMER!!!!!
Teyva:Ohhhhhhhhhhh!! Can I say it?!?!
EPG:I don't see why not.
Disclaimer:Evil Panic Goddess does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! me or my muse. She does own herself and her muse.
EPG:Your good. On with the fic!!
Kaiba:Don't hurt me.
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Chapter 3:A Party with Pizza and Muses!
Everyone was sitting in the living room stareing at eachother.
Joey:I'm hungry.
Everyone else:*Anime fall*
EPG:Well, this is a party. I think I should introduce all you to my little friend.
Kaiba:Noooooooo!!!!!!
EPG whistles loudly. A howl is heard from outside the mansion. The front door is blown open by a freak wind. A female black wolfe bounds in and over to EPG.
EPG:This is Streea. Streea, say hello.
Streea:Hello all!
Everyone besides EPG and Streea:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEMON WOLFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:*Laughs histerically*
Streea:No, I'm not a 'demon wolfe'. I am a regular wolfe, but I can also talk.
Ryou:I've never seen such a creature.
EPG:*Runs up to him and hugs him* Of course you haven't. She is from the planet Zooluphali!!
Tristan:And where would that be?
Streea:It is 5,000,372,561 light years away from planet earth.
Joey:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU'RE AN ALIEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Streea:DO I LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN?!?!?!?!?!?
EPG:What she means is that her and I are not aliens, but we are also not from this planet. There are some creatures on our planet that, yes, you could consider aliens, Joey.
Bakura:Fascinating.
Mokuba:Coooooooool!
Yugi:Oh my...
Kaiba:Interesting.
Yami:Can I have some Tic-Tacs?
Ryou:Need... air...!
Tristan:That's totally boogice!!
Joey:Uhhh... I'm hungry.
Everyone else:*Amime fall*
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After everyone was calm with the fact that EPG and Streea were from a different planet and that they had a talking wolfe with them, they went back to stareing at eachother position.
Joey:I'm h...
Kaiba:If you finish that, I swear, I am gonna hurt you.
Mokuba:What is taking Teyva so long?!?!
EPG:I... don't know.
Joey:AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ALMIGHTY AUTHOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
EPG:I... am.
Ryou:Why are you talking funny?
EPG:*Shrugs shoulders*
Bakura:Can we do to her what she did to me and Kaiba? *Indicates face, which is still colored with purple and pink markers*
Streea:You do, I bite you.
Bakura:Protective, aren't you?
Streea:No, I just don't like you.
Bakura:You take after EPG too much.
Ryou:I hope not.
Doorbell:Pizza Party!!!!!!
Kiaba:MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Streea:STARYAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:TEYVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:Who is Starayva?
Streea:*Wags tail* A purple hawk of Teyva's. *Evil grin* She can't talk though.
EPG:*Runs up to the door and opens it. Teyva stands there holding three bottles of Dr. Pepper and five boxes of pizza* You finally came. I thought I was gonna go insane!
Teyva:Little help here?
EPG:Right, right. *Takes the Dr. Pepper and puts a couple boxes of pizza on Streea's back*
Everyone looks at all the pizza.
Kaiba:How much did you get?
EPG:Enough to feed 23 people.
Mokuba:But there are only 10 of us.
Teyva:If you count are muses, 12.
EPG:And if you count Joey's appetite, 13.
Kaiba:Then we are 10 people short.
Yugi:What happened to Tèa?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Tèa:*Wandering around the mall* Why did she tell me to come here? Ohhhhhh! Sale at the shoe store!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yugi:Oh.
Mokuba:How did we see that?
EPG:My special author powers.
Teyva:You should feel loved.
EPG:I do. Ryou should feel loved too.
Ryou:No! No I shouldn't!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
EPG:*Runs over to Ryou and glomps him*
Ryou:Not... again...!!
Everyone encluding the muses, but excluding EPG:*Anime sweat drop*
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After everyone got EPG off Ryou they went into the dining room.
EPG:I have Tic-Tacs if anyone wants any.
Yami:ME!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:Anyone at all?
Yami:MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:Ok, I'll give them to you Starayva.
Starayva:*Coos*
Yami:Grrr... I hate you.
EPG:I know Yami.
Yami:Oh, NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Streea:Can I have Tic-Tacs too EPG?
EPG:Sure. *Hands Tic-Tacs to Teyva, who feeds them to herself and Starayva, and Streea, who eats them greedily* Now I have 44 cases left. Grrr... I need to get rid of them before I end this fic. Mokuba, do you want anymore?
Mokuba:*Nod head vigorously*
EPG:Ok. *Hands him 2 cases of Tic-Tacs*
Mokuba:YEAH!!! *Grabs them and runs off into a corner and strokes the cases while saying 'my precious. Heehehehehe.' over and over again.
Ryou:Can I have some?
Bakura:Not to bright are you my hikari?
Ryou:*Looks at Bakura* What do you me...
Before he can finish, EPG glomps him.
Bakura:You see.
Ryou:I... hate... you... yami...!
Bakura:I love you too.
EPG glares at Bakura. She lets go of Ryou and hands him 2 cases of Tic-Tacs. She pulls out her all-powerful laptop and types. A large box falls on Bakura's head.
Bakura:Owe... X_x
Teyva:Things like this make me wonder about you, EPG.
EPG:^-^ *Pulls out an acorn from her pocket*
Starayva:*Squawks at the sight of an acorn*
Teyva:Calm down, calm down. She will not throw it at you or me.
Kaiba:Then who will she throw it at?
Starayva:*Squawks really loudly and flies off of Teyva's shoulder. She flies over and snatches the acorn from EPG*
EPG:GIMME MY ACORN BACK YOU OVERSIZED PURPLE PIEGION!!!!!!!!!!! *Chases Staryava, who flies throw a magickal door, made by Teyva. The door closes before EPG can run threw it* X-x
Kaiba:Not too bad, is she? *Looks askance at EPG* Starayva, I mean.
Bakura:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now you know what it feels like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:*Rubs forehead and pulls out her all-powerful laptop. She types and some force causes Bakura to run into a closed door* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:Why do you do that?
Ryou:Mayba 'cause you said that you love me?
Bakura:Grrrrrr!
Starayva:*Flies over to Teyva, holding onto the acorn in her left talon. She dropped it in Teyva's hand as Starayva landed on her shoulder* ^-^
Teyva:Hmm... *Stares at Kaiba* I always wondered why EPG loves throwing acorns so much.
EPG:Do it! Do it! Do it!
Kiaba:NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva throws the acorn at Kaiba, which hits him in the middle of his forehead. Teyva and EPG laugh histerically, while Kaiba stares at them, hate in his eyes.
Kaiba:I hate you both.
Streea:You have to admitt, that was fuuny.
Joey:I DIDN'T GET HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:Neither did I. Amazing.
Joey:What about the pizza? Isn't it cooling down?
EPG:I have to agree with the food master, but we can't eat it all be ourselves. I think we should call in some friends.
Teyva:How about Todd and Likos!
EPG:And Enomis!!
Kaiba:Who the hell are they?
EPG:Enomis is a friend of mine, at least, who is in love with you, Yami.
Yami:Oh great. Now I am gonna learn what Ryou goes through.
EPG:*Evil grin* Actually, she is worse then me. Teeheehee.
Yami:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Yugi:And what about the other two?
Teyva:They are two extremely good friends of mine. Actually, they are too close.
Mokuba:Uhhhh... is that a good thing?
Kaiba:You don't need to know now.
EPG:Well, with that we only need 7 more people.
Tristan:We should invite some of the readers!
Teyva:*Pats Tristan on the top of his head. Or, more precicely, his hair* Smart Tristan. Good idea.
EPG:Then it's settled. 7 guests will come.
Everyone:YEAH!!!!!!!!
Joey:We can eat soon!!
Everyone else:*Anime fall*
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EPG:So you read the story, 7 people can join our party.
Mokuba:This should be interesting.
Joey:When are we gonna eat?
EPG:Soon Joey, soon.
Joey:YEAH!!!!!!!
Teyva:You bring me great pain Joey.
EPG:I was thinking, that when we get our 7 people, I should bring in some intertanment.
Kaiba:What did you have in mind?
EPG:Ohhhhhhhhhh, nothing. Just some ideas from commercials.
Kaiba:You watch too much TV.
EPG:NO I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Streea:Face it EPG, you do. Can I call you by your other name?
EPG:What other name did you have in mind?
Streea:Azari?
EPG:I don't care, but only you and Teyva can call me that.
Streea/Teyva:Fine with us, Azari.
EPG:Why did I agree to that?
Bakura:'Cause your incredibly stupid.
EPG:I am NOT!!
Bakura:You are too!!
EPG:I am not!!
Bakura:You are too!!
NOT!!
TOO!!
NOT!!
TOO!!
NOT!!
TOO!!
NOT!!
Everyone else:SHUTUP!!!!!!
EPG:Fine, fine. Like I said before, only 7 people can join my party. So if you want to join, say so in the reveiw!!
Mokuba:Can I say the last part?
EPG:I think I now what your talking about so, sure!
Mokuba:YEAH! Remember to reveiw and HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!
EPG:Good job shorty. Bai bai now!!
Kiaba:Why me?!?!
EPG:Anyways... Queen of the Deranged Penguins, Teyva, is coming into the story and so are our muses.
Kaiba:Are they friendly?
EPG:Teyva's isn't exactly nice...
Kaiba:Then why does it have to come?!?
EPG:She takes that bird every where with her.
Kaiba:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL BIRD OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:Starayva isn't that mean.
Teyva:Teeheehee.
EPG:YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:I can be here if I want.
EPG:But you can't enter the story yet.
Teyva:I know.
EPG:Good.
Yugi:I thought you two were friends?
EPG/Teyva:We are!
Japanese Lawyer:DISCLAIMER!!!!!
Teyva:Ohhhhhhhhhhh!! Can I say it?!?!
EPG:I don't see why not.
Disclaimer:Evil Panic Goddess does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! me or my muse. She does own herself and her muse.
EPG:Your good. On with the fic!!
Kaiba:Don't hurt me.
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Chapter 3:A Party with Pizza and Muses!
Everyone was sitting in the living room stareing at eachother.
Joey:I'm hungry.
Everyone else:*Anime fall*
EPG:Well, this is a party. I think I should introduce all you to my little friend.
Kaiba:Noooooooo!!!!!!
EPG whistles loudly. A howl is heard from outside the mansion. The front door is blown open by a freak wind. A female black wolfe bounds in and over to EPG.
EPG:This is Streea. Streea, say hello.
Streea:Hello all!
Everyone besides EPG and Streea:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEMON WOLFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:*Laughs histerically*
Streea:No, I'm not a 'demon wolfe'. I am a regular wolfe, but I can also talk.
Ryou:I've never seen such a creature.
EPG:*Runs up to him and hugs him* Of course you haven't. She is from the planet Zooluphali!!
Tristan:And where would that be?
Streea:It is 5,000,372,561 light years away from planet earth.
Joey:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU'RE AN ALIEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Streea:DO I LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN?!?!?!?!?!?
EPG:What she means is that her and I are not aliens, but we are also not from this planet. There are some creatures on our planet that, yes, you could consider aliens, Joey.
Bakura:Fascinating.
Mokuba:Coooooooool!
Yugi:Oh my...
Kaiba:Interesting.
Yami:Can I have some Tic-Tacs?
Ryou:Need... air...!
Tristan:That's totally boogice!!
Joey:Uhhh... I'm hungry.
Everyone else:*Amime fall*
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After everyone was calm with the fact that EPG and Streea were from a different planet and that they had a talking wolfe with them, they went back to stareing at eachother position.
Joey:I'm h...
Kaiba:If you finish that, I swear, I am gonna hurt you.
Mokuba:What is taking Teyva so long?!?!
EPG:I... don't know.
Joey:AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ALMIGHTY AUTHOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
EPG:I... am.
Ryou:Why are you talking funny?
EPG:*Shrugs shoulders*
Bakura:Can we do to her what she did to me and Kaiba? *Indicates face, which is still colored with purple and pink markers*
Streea:You do, I bite you.
Bakura:Protective, aren't you?
Streea:No, I just don't like you.
Bakura:You take after EPG too much.
Ryou:I hope not.
Doorbell:Pizza Party!!!!!!
Kiaba:MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Streea:STARYAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:TEYVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:Who is Starayva?
Streea:*Wags tail* A purple hawk of Teyva's. *Evil grin* She can't talk though.
EPG:*Runs up to the door and opens it. Teyva stands there holding three bottles of Dr. Pepper and five boxes of pizza* You finally came. I thought I was gonna go insane!
Teyva:Little help here?
EPG:Right, right. *Takes the Dr. Pepper and puts a couple boxes of pizza on Streea's back*
Everyone looks at all the pizza.
Kaiba:How much did you get?
EPG:Enough to feed 23 people.
Mokuba:But there are only 10 of us.
Teyva:If you count are muses, 12.
EPG:And if you count Joey's appetite, 13.
Kaiba:Then we are 10 people short.
Yugi:What happened to Tèa?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Tèa:*Wandering around the mall* Why did she tell me to come here? Ohhhhhh! Sale at the shoe store!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yugi:Oh.
Mokuba:How did we see that?
EPG:My special author powers.
Teyva:You should feel loved.
EPG:I do. Ryou should feel loved too.
Ryou:No! No I shouldn't!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
EPG:*Runs over to Ryou and glomps him*
Ryou:Not... again...!!
Everyone encluding the muses, but excluding EPG:*Anime sweat drop*
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After everyone got EPG off Ryou they went into the dining room.
EPG:I have Tic-Tacs if anyone wants any.
Yami:ME!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:Anyone at all?
Yami:MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:Ok, I'll give them to you Starayva.
Starayva:*Coos*
Yami:Grrr... I hate you.
EPG:I know Yami.
Yami:Oh, NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Streea:Can I have Tic-Tacs too EPG?
EPG:Sure. *Hands Tic-Tacs to Teyva, who feeds them to herself and Starayva, and Streea, who eats them greedily* Now I have 44 cases left. Grrr... I need to get rid of them before I end this fic. Mokuba, do you want anymore?
Mokuba:*Nod head vigorously*
EPG:Ok. *Hands him 2 cases of Tic-Tacs*
Mokuba:YEAH!!! *Grabs them and runs off into a corner and strokes the cases while saying 'my precious. Heehehehehe.' over and over again.
Ryou:Can I have some?
Bakura:Not to bright are you my hikari?
Ryou:*Looks at Bakura* What do you me...
Before he can finish, EPG glomps him.
Bakura:You see.
Ryou:I... hate... you... yami...!
Bakura:I love you too.
EPG glares at Bakura. She lets go of Ryou and hands him 2 cases of Tic-Tacs. She pulls out her all-powerful laptop and types. A large box falls on Bakura's head.
Bakura:Owe... X_x
Teyva:Things like this make me wonder about you, EPG.
EPG:^-^ *Pulls out an acorn from her pocket*
Starayva:*Squawks at the sight of an acorn*
Teyva:Calm down, calm down. She will not throw it at you or me.
Kaiba:Then who will she throw it at?
Starayva:*Squawks really loudly and flies off of Teyva's shoulder. She flies over and snatches the acorn from EPG*
EPG:GIMME MY ACORN BACK YOU OVERSIZED PURPLE PIEGION!!!!!!!!!!! *Chases Staryava, who flies throw a magickal door, made by Teyva. The door closes before EPG can run threw it* X-x
Kaiba:Not too bad, is she? *Looks askance at EPG* Starayva, I mean.
Bakura:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now you know what it feels like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:*Rubs forehead and pulls out her all-powerful laptop. She types and some force causes Bakura to run into a closed door* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:Why do you do that?
Ryou:Mayba 'cause you said that you love me?
Bakura:Grrrrrr!
Starayva:*Flies over to Teyva, holding onto the acorn in her left talon. She dropped it in Teyva's hand as Starayva landed on her shoulder* ^-^
Teyva:Hmm... *Stares at Kaiba* I always wondered why EPG loves throwing acorns so much.
EPG:Do it! Do it! Do it!
Kiaba:NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva throws the acorn at Kaiba, which hits him in the middle of his forehead. Teyva and EPG laugh histerically, while Kaiba stares at them, hate in his eyes.
Kaiba:I hate you both.
Streea:You have to admitt, that was fuuny.
Joey:I DIDN'T GET HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:Neither did I. Amazing.
Joey:What about the pizza? Isn't it cooling down?
EPG:I have to agree with the food master, but we can't eat it all be ourselves. I think we should call in some friends.
Teyva:How about Todd and Likos!
EPG:And Enomis!!
Kaiba:Who the hell are they?
EPG:Enomis is a friend of mine, at least, who is in love with you, Yami.
Yami:Oh great. Now I am gonna learn what Ryou goes through.
EPG:*Evil grin* Actually, she is worse then me. Teeheehee.
Yami:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Yugi:And what about the other two?
Teyva:They are two extremely good friends of mine. Actually, they are too close.
Mokuba:Uhhhh... is that a good thing?
Kaiba:You don't need to know now.
EPG:Well, with that we only need 7 more people.
Tristan:We should invite some of the readers!
Teyva:*Pats Tristan on the top of his head. Or, more precicely, his hair* Smart Tristan. Good idea.
EPG:Then it's settled. 7 guests will come.
Everyone:YEAH!!!!!!!!
Joey:We can eat soon!!
Everyone else:*Anime fall*
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EPG:So you read the story, 7 people can join our party.
Mokuba:This should be interesting.
Joey:When are we gonna eat?
EPG:Soon Joey, soon.
Joey:YEAH!!!!!!!
Teyva:You bring me great pain Joey.
EPG:I was thinking, that when we get our 7 people, I should bring in some intertanment.
Kaiba:What did you have in mind?
EPG:Ohhhhhhhhhh, nothing. Just some ideas from commercials.
Kaiba:You watch too much TV.
EPG:NO I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Streea:Face it EPG, you do. Can I call you by your other name?
EPG:What other name did you have in mind?
Streea:Azari?
EPG:I don't care, but only you and Teyva can call me that.
Streea/Teyva:Fine with us, Azari.
EPG:Why did I agree to that?
Bakura:'Cause your incredibly stupid.
EPG:I am NOT!!
Bakura:You are too!!
EPG:I am not!!
Bakura:You are too!!
NOT!!
TOO!!
NOT!!
TOO!!
NOT!!
TOO!!
NOT!!
Everyone else:SHUTUP!!!!!!
EPG:Fine, fine. Like I said before, only 7 people can join my party. So if you want to join, say so in the reveiw!!
Mokuba:Can I say the last part?
EPG:I think I now what your talking about so, sure!
Mokuba:YEAH! Remember to reveiw and HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!
EPG:Good job shorty. Bai bai now!!