I'm am SOO happy so many of you want to join. I'll just have Enomis and Todd bring more pizza. Death will also bring some, but not any that you would want to eat.
Kaiba:Who is Death?
Teyva:It's a mystery. *Winks at Azari*
EPG:Whatever. Anyways, the people who are coming so far are; Shadow Queen, Dragonic Wolf, Duelist of Middle Earth, Dragon Swordspro, Lissa the Duelist Queen, and Angel Reaper. That is a lot of people. *Hands shoes to Duelist of Middle Earth* You may shine them now.
DME:*Grabs shoes* At least I get pizza.
EPG:That's right.
Teyva:Don't forget Likos and Todd!!!
EPG:Why would I forget them? They're your 'friends'.
Kaiba:Is Death, you know, DEATH?
Teyva:Mayyyyyyybbbbbbbbe.
EPG:You never know with our friends.
Japanese Lawyer:DISCLAIMER!!!!!!
EPG:Why do you always yell?
Japanese Lawyer:FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:*Rolls eyes* RYOU!!! Time for you!!!
Ryou:*Walks over* Do I have to?
Japanese Lawyer/EPG:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou:Fine.
Disclaimer:Evil Panic Goddess does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! our guests, Teyva or Teyva's muse. She does however own herself, the pizza, pink and purple penguins, her muse, and the 50 bucks that will soon be mine.
EPG:*Pulls out the money*Good job. *Hands him the money, then glomps him*
Ryou:Why... do... I... bother...?
EPG:'Cause you aren't that bright. On with the fic!!
Kaiba:What about Death?
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Chapter 4:Death, our Good Friend!
Everyone wandered back into the living room. Teyva sat on a couch between Joey and a rock, no, really. Azari sat in a chair next to Ryou, quite squished. Tristan sat between Yami and Bakura, who were glaring at eachother. Mokuba sat on Kaiba's lap, while he sat on a chair. Yugi stood behind the couch Tristan, Yami, and Bakura were sitting on.
Teyva:*Stares at the pizza* I wonder when Todd and Likos will come with more?
A dark mist rolls under the door and over to where the rock is. It materializes into.................... DEATH!! ((Just to let yalls know, Death speaks in only capitals.))
Teyva:HEY DEATH!!!!!!!
Joey:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE GRIN REAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death:I AM DEATH, AND IF YOU MUST CALL ME THAT SILLY OTHER NAME, DO IT RIGHT! IT'S THE GRIM REAPER, YOU SILLY CHILD, YOU JOEY WHEELER!
Joey:HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?!?!?!?
Death:I AM DEATH, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
Joey:Pizza?
Streea:Did ya bring it?
Death:YES STREEA, I BROUGHT THE MOLDY PIZZA.
Streea:YEAH!!!!!!
Mokuba:Can we eat it?
Death:YOU CAN, BUT I WOULD SUGGEST NOT.
Teyva:*Moves rock so Death can sit down* So, how's hell?
Death:*Eases into the seat vacated by the rock* OH, ALL RIGHT. NOT AS BAD AS IT COULD BE. I MEAN, IT HASN'T FROZEN OVER YET, HAS IT?
Teyva:I wouldn't know. I haven't visited you for, oh, about five years. But I'm glad to hear it hasn't frozen over.
Everybody excluding the muses, Death, EPG, and Teyva:O_o?
Death:GLAD TO HEAR THAT SOMEBODY CARES. BUT THIS BLACK ROBE GETS AWFULLY STUFFY DOWN IN THE HEATS OF HELL. JUST LAST SATURDAY WE HAD A HEAT WAVE.
Kaiba:*Puts Mokuba on the chair and slowly walks to the nearest window* ((Whispering)) If I can jump out, then maybe I would be injured, but at...
Death:SILLY CHILD. *Snaps fingers and Kaiba is standing in his boxers. Azari and Teyva brust into tears and roll on the floor with laughter. Mokuba stares at his older brother*
Mokuba:Jeeze, big brother, you should shave more often.
Kaiba:MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just then the doorbell rang.
Kaiba:Oh shit!
EPG:I'll get it!!! *Runs over to the door laughing*
Kaiba:Oh shit, oh shit...
Teyva:WE NEED TO KEEP THE RATING AT PG, KAIBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:*Opens door to see...................................................... Shadow Queen and Dragonic Wolfe* Hello!! Welcome to the Kiaba mansion, that was fun to say. If you look over there, you see Death. If you look straight ahead of you, you see Kaiba, standing in only his boxers.
SQ:Kaiba, when will you learn not to expose yourself in public places?
Kaiba:*Turns a deep, DEEP shade of red* BUT IT'S MY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:What about me? Don't I live here? Don't you love big brother?
SQ:Oh well. *Runs over and glomps him* You look cute though!
Wolfe:Uhhh... is this entertainment?
EPG:Death, mayyybbe. Kaiba, yes.
Wolfe:Good show then.
EPG/Teyva/Death:THANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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Everybody recovered from laughing, but Death, being himself, didn't put the clothes back on Kaiba, and 'mysteriously' all his other clothes went poof. Death was sitting by Teyva, who was sitting by Joey, who was sitting by Wolfe, who was on the arm of the couch. EPG was sitting, once again, on the chair with Ryou. Kaiba was off searching for anything to wear. Mokuba and Yugi were squished together on the chair and Tristan was seperating Yami and Bakura, once more.
Kaiba:*Storms down the stairs* There is NOTHING that will fit me in this entire MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death:TEEHEEHEE.
Teyva:You can have my purple robe. It might be a bit short, but it will work, 'sides, your scaring me.
Kaiba:*Turns neon pink* Uhhh... thankyou?
Teyva:*Takes off purple robe and throws it at his face. She is wearing a black leather tank top and tight black leather pants. She has a spikey dog collar around her neck and spikey bracelets around her wrists. With her purple hair, she looks like a punk*
Yami:*Stares endlessly at her* Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................
Teyva:*Glares at Yami* So I look like a punk.
Yami:All you need now is a couple extra belts, and it would be PERFECT!!!!!!
Teyva:*Looks down at her waist* I don't think so. Belts would make me look fat. And I am NOT anorexic!!!!!!!!
Yami:Uhhhhhhhh... right.
The doorbell rings. EPG gets up to answer it but...
Death:NO NEED TO DO THAT. *Snaps his fingers and a butler about 4 feet tall with no head and a moldy suit appears in a puff of smoke. It walks over and opens the door*
Teyva:It is so nice to have Death as our friend.
EPG:Isn't it though?
Todd and Likos walk in, holding more pizza.
Todd:You told us to bring more pizza, so I bought 3 and Likos got 2.
EPG:Now we have enough pizza for 36 people.
Yugi:Don't you think that is more than enough?
Tristan:But Yugi, remember, we have Joey to feed.
Joey:HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't eat that much.
EPG:O_O Really?!? I must consult with the shadows. *Floats over to a dark corner and slides into the wall*
Everyone else:O_o?
Likos:*Finally getting rid of the pizza in his arms, notices Teyva* TEYVA!!!!!!!! *Runs over to her, but before he can reach her, Todd trips him* X_x
EPG:*Sways back from the corner and looks at Joey* The shadows told me to do this. *Brings out her all-powerful laptop and types. Joey suddenly turns into a cute, fuzzy wittle puppy dog*
Joey:^-^ Woof! *Crawls onto Teyva's lap, wagging tail madly*
Teyva:How cute! *Looks at Likos* You ok down there?
Likos:Um, I think so. But Todd's foot seems to be in my way.
Todd:How clumsy of me.
Likos:*Looks up at Todd* Why? WHY?!?
Todd:I dunno. *Walks over and sits next to Teyva*
Teyva:Hello Todd!! Sorry about your foot. Is it hurt?
Likos:WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!?!?-\./-
Teyva:*Looks down at him* If you get up there might be room behind me on the back of the couch.
Likos:*Gets up and manages to sit behind Teyva*
Joey:Grrrrrr....((Directed at Likos, Death, and Todd))
Yugi:I think everyone here, besides Tristan and I, have gone insane.
Ryou:Why haven't I said anything?
EPG:'Cause I was busy doing other stuff, cunsulting with the shadows for one.
Ryou:Well it's better than bein....
Before he can finish, EPG glomps him.
Ryou:Why... do... I.... bother....?
Bakura:You already said that at the beging of this chapter.
Ryou:So... what...? Do... I... care...? NO...!...!...!
Doorbell:GUEST'S ARE HERE!!!!!!
Kaiba:Mokuba, when do you ever have time do kill the doorknob?
Mokuba:I'm always cleaning up the shaving cream all over the bathroom after you shave, so you think I would have time.
Kaiba:MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The undead butler opens the door. At the door are........................................ Angel Reaper and Lissa the Duelist Queen!!
Angel:Nice butler. Can I have him.
EPG:Talk to Death about it.
Angel:Uhhhh... right.
LDQ:RYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and glomps him*
EPG:NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and glomps him as well*
Ryou:You...... just...... had...... to...... invite...... her.......?
EPG:I don't know now.
Ryou:You're....... smart........*Before he could finish, he passed out*
EPG/LDQ:IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Point at eachother*
Teyva:You are very strange people. *Shakes head*
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Everyone is standing or sitting in the living room, that is all you need to know.
Death:IS EVERYONE HERE YET?
EPG:No. Enomis should arrive with more pizza soon.
DoorBell:DEATH HAS COME!!!!!!!!!
Death:NICE ONE MOKUBA.
Mokuba:*Bows head* Thankyou.
Kiaba:Teyva, your robe is too short.
Teyva:I told you that already.
The undead butler with no head opened up the door. At the door was standing........................................................ Enomis!! She has holding 3 boxes of pizza.
Enomis:Can someone take these?
Death:HAND THEM TO THE BUTLER NEXT TO YOU.
Enomis:Uhhhh... Ok. *Hands them to the butler, then notices that he has no head, and is of the living dead* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where did her come from?!?
Death:HE IS ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS.
Butler:Uhhhh.... *More moaning*
Enomis:Uhh... right. *Looks around the room. She looks at Kaiba and holds in laughter*
Kaiba:That's right, LAUGH!!!
Enomis:Ok. *Brusts out laughing*
Kaiba:I just had to say that.
Mokuba:Yes you did big brother.
Kaiba:Mokuba, do you know where the duck tape is?
Mokuba:No, why... YOU WOULDN'T!!!!!!!!! Would you?
Kaiba:Right now, YES!!!!!
Mokuba:If you did, I would get EPG to untape me and then I would tell about the time, not long after we got of the orphange, when you thought...
Kaiba:*Runs over at puts his hand over his mouth* THAT IS BLACKMAIL YOU STUPID KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:*Pushes hand away*that you were...
Kaiba:WHAT WILL MAKE YOU SHUTUP?!?!?!?!?
Mokuba:Hmm...
Death:I COULD GIVE YOU ANYTHING.
Mokuba:Really? Hmmm... Can I have a birdy?
Death:OF COURSE MOKUBA. *Snaps his fingers and a raven flies over to Mokuba* THIS IS ZUIMEDAH. HE IS YOURS.
Mokuba:Cooooooool!!!! *Pats Zuimedahs head*
Zuimedah:*Caws* ^-^
Kaiba:DEMON BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY????? WHY DID YOU ASK FOR A BIRD?!?!?!?!? WHY COULDN'T IT TIC-TACS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mokuba:The birdy is cooler then Tic-Tacs.
Zuimedah:*Flies over and pecks at Kaiba's head*
Kaiba:GET IT OFF!!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs around screaming that*
Enomis:Ok then. *Looks at other people*
Yami:*Hiding behing couch* Don't find me, don't find me, don't find me, don't find me, don't f...
Enomis:YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami:HOW DID YOU FI... *Notices that the couch was moved by Bakura and Ryou* I HATE YO...
Enomis:*Before he can finish Enomis glomps him* AAAAAAKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Kisses his nose and cheeks*
Ryou:She is worse then EPG.
LDQ:What about me?
Ryou:Yup, you too.
EPG/LDQ:*Look at eachother and nod. They run over to Ryou and glomp him*
EPG:Good that we can get along.
LDQ:Yup!
Doorbell:SETO NEEDS TO SHAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:What? You do.
SQ:You got to admitt, Kaiba, Mokuba is right. But I think you cute when you look like a monkey! *Glomps him*
The undead butler with no head opens the door. Standing at the entrance, stareing at Kaiba, are............................................. Duelist of Middle Earth and Dragon Swordspro!!
Dragon:Hey EPG!! What's up with Kaiba?
EPG:Encounter with Death.
Dragon:Uhhhhhhhh... right. Do you have any Tic-Tacs left?
EPG:Yeah! *Hands him 4 cases of Tic-Tacs* 40 left.
DME:*Hands EPG her shoes* All shiny clean.
EPG:Thankyou! *Puts shoes back on* Have some Tic-Tacs. *Gives DME 3 cases of Tic-Tacs* 37. Who to give them to now.
Yami:*Finally got Enomis to stop hugging and kissing him* MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:*Evil grin* Only if Enomis can glomp you some more.
Yami:Do I look THAT desperate?!?
EPG/Enomis:*Nod heads*
Yami:Fine. *Takes 2 cases of Tic-Tacs, then gets glomped after he ate it withen five seconds* o_*
EPG:Only 35 left.
Mokuba:*Got Zuimedah off Kaiba* Can I have some?
EPG:Sure. *Hands him 3 cases of Tic-Tacs*
Mokuba:Now you only have 32 left. *Feeds them to himself and Zuimedah*
Yugi:I haven't said anything for a while.
Angel:You don't need too! ^-^ *Runs over at glomps Yugi*
Yugi:I... never... expected... that...!
EPG and LDQ look at eachother and nod. They glomp Ryou again.
Ryou:I... should... be... getting... used... to... this... but... I'm... not...1
Likos:*Looks down at Teyva* Give us a kiss.
Teyva:Ok. *Kisses Joey's little dog head*
Joey:Woof! Woof! ^-^ *Wags tail happily*
Teyva:*Looks at Death* You do not mind if I don't give you a kiss, right?
Death:OF COURSE TEYVA.
Teyva:*Sighs* Good. *Kisses Todd*
Todd:I got a kiss!
Teyva:*Looks up at Likos* I am sorry. I am out of kisses.
Likos:*Glares evilly at Todd and Joey* I hate you too.
Joey:Grrrrrr... ((Dericted at Likos))
Todd:I thought we were friends.
Yami:Someone... get... her... off... me... for... she... is... hurting... my... ear...!!!
Enomis:Hmmhmhmhmh. Tasty. *Continues to bite Yami's ear*
Death:YOU SILLY HUMANS ARE VERY STRANGE.
Mokuba:*Stares wide eyed at Enomis and Yami* Uhhhhhhh... Kaiba?
Kaiba:*Escapes from SQ* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over to Mokuba and covers his eyes*
Tristan:This is totally BOOGICE!!!!
EPG:You could leave then.
Tristan:Then who will take care of Joey?
EPG:Good point.
Death:I THINK WE SHOULD END THIS CHAPTER HERE.
Everyone else:*Nods*
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EPG:That was interesting. I still have to introduce a few more guests. If anyone else wants to join, YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:What about Tèa?
EPG:Oh, she'll be back. Not any time soon then.
Enomis:*Chasing Yami*COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami:SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death:WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TOO UP HERE? SOON, HELL WILL FREEZE OVER.
Teyva:That will be sooooooo sad, but hey, you can always come live with me.
Tristan:What about Joey?
EPG:Right! He's still a dog! *Pulls out her all-powerful laptop and deletes something. Joey turns back into himself*
Joey:Ohhhh... I like being a dog.
EPG:I'm sorry Joey.
Kaiba:Can I have my clothes back yet?
Death:LET'S SEE, I DON'T FEEL LIKE SNAPPING MY FINGER JUST YET SO... SORRY, NO.
Kaiba:Not nice. Where did Mokuba go?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Up in control room. Mokuba:And then this will be another thing it will say and this and then this.....~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaiba:Oh, great, I'm doomed.
Streea:You always where.
Kaiba:I'm also going insane. A talking wolfe. What's next?
Death:HOW ABOUT A PARADE OF SPIDERS, OR CHICKENS?
EPG:DEATH!!! You're giving away the next chapter.
Death:SORRY 'BOUT THAT.
EPG:It's fine.
Teyva:I get to say something, yeah! If you want to join, say so in your reveiw.
Ryou:Remember to reveiw and HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!! Another 50 bucks.
EPG:*Hands him a 50, then glomps him* Bai bai now!!
Kaiba:Who is Death?
Teyva:It's a mystery. *Winks at Azari*
EPG:Whatever. Anyways, the people who are coming so far are; Shadow Queen, Dragonic Wolf, Duelist of Middle Earth, Dragon Swordspro, Lissa the Duelist Queen, and Angel Reaper. That is a lot of people. *Hands shoes to Duelist of Middle Earth* You may shine them now.
DME:*Grabs shoes* At least I get pizza.
EPG:That's right.
Teyva:Don't forget Likos and Todd!!!
EPG:Why would I forget them? They're your 'friends'.
Kaiba:Is Death, you know, DEATH?
Teyva:Mayyyyyyybbbbbbbbe.
EPG:You never know with our friends.
Japanese Lawyer:DISCLAIMER!!!!!!
EPG:Why do you always yell?
Japanese Lawyer:FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:*Rolls eyes* RYOU!!! Time for you!!!
Ryou:*Walks over* Do I have to?
Japanese Lawyer/EPG:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou:Fine.
Disclaimer:Evil Panic Goddess does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! our guests, Teyva or Teyva's muse. She does however own herself, the pizza, pink and purple penguins, her muse, and the 50 bucks that will soon be mine.
EPG:*Pulls out the money*Good job. *Hands him the money, then glomps him*
Ryou:Why... do... I... bother...?
EPG:'Cause you aren't that bright. On with the fic!!
Kaiba:What about Death?
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Chapter 4:Death, our Good Friend!
Everyone wandered back into the living room. Teyva sat on a couch between Joey and a rock, no, really. Azari sat in a chair next to Ryou, quite squished. Tristan sat between Yami and Bakura, who were glaring at eachother. Mokuba sat on Kaiba's lap, while he sat on a chair. Yugi stood behind the couch Tristan, Yami, and Bakura were sitting on.
Teyva:*Stares at the pizza* I wonder when Todd and Likos will come with more?
A dark mist rolls under the door and over to where the rock is. It materializes into.................... DEATH!! ((Just to let yalls know, Death speaks in only capitals.))
Teyva:HEY DEATH!!!!!!!
Joey:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE GRIN REAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death:I AM DEATH, AND IF YOU MUST CALL ME THAT SILLY OTHER NAME, DO IT RIGHT! IT'S THE GRIM REAPER, YOU SILLY CHILD, YOU JOEY WHEELER!
Joey:HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?!?!?!?
Death:I AM DEATH, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
Joey:Pizza?
Streea:Did ya bring it?
Death:YES STREEA, I BROUGHT THE MOLDY PIZZA.
Streea:YEAH!!!!!!
Mokuba:Can we eat it?
Death:YOU CAN, BUT I WOULD SUGGEST NOT.
Teyva:*Moves rock so Death can sit down* So, how's hell?
Death:*Eases into the seat vacated by the rock* OH, ALL RIGHT. NOT AS BAD AS IT COULD BE. I MEAN, IT HASN'T FROZEN OVER YET, HAS IT?
Teyva:I wouldn't know. I haven't visited you for, oh, about five years. But I'm glad to hear it hasn't frozen over.
Everybody excluding the muses, Death, EPG, and Teyva:O_o?
Death:GLAD TO HEAR THAT SOMEBODY CARES. BUT THIS BLACK ROBE GETS AWFULLY STUFFY DOWN IN THE HEATS OF HELL. JUST LAST SATURDAY WE HAD A HEAT WAVE.
Kaiba:*Puts Mokuba on the chair and slowly walks to the nearest window* ((Whispering)) If I can jump out, then maybe I would be injured, but at...
Death:SILLY CHILD. *Snaps fingers and Kaiba is standing in his boxers. Azari and Teyva brust into tears and roll on the floor with laughter. Mokuba stares at his older brother*
Mokuba:Jeeze, big brother, you should shave more often.
Kaiba:MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just then the doorbell rang.
Kaiba:Oh shit!
EPG:I'll get it!!! *Runs over to the door laughing*
Kaiba:Oh shit, oh shit...
Teyva:WE NEED TO KEEP THE RATING AT PG, KAIBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:*Opens door to see...................................................... Shadow Queen and Dragonic Wolfe* Hello!! Welcome to the Kiaba mansion, that was fun to say. If you look over there, you see Death. If you look straight ahead of you, you see Kaiba, standing in only his boxers.
SQ:Kaiba, when will you learn not to expose yourself in public places?
Kaiba:*Turns a deep, DEEP shade of red* BUT IT'S MY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:What about me? Don't I live here? Don't you love big brother?
SQ:Oh well. *Runs over and glomps him* You look cute though!
Wolfe:Uhhh... is this entertainment?
EPG:Death, mayyybbe. Kaiba, yes.
Wolfe:Good show then.
EPG/Teyva/Death:THANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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Everybody recovered from laughing, but Death, being himself, didn't put the clothes back on Kaiba, and 'mysteriously' all his other clothes went poof. Death was sitting by Teyva, who was sitting by Joey, who was sitting by Wolfe, who was on the arm of the couch. EPG was sitting, once again, on the chair with Ryou. Kaiba was off searching for anything to wear. Mokuba and Yugi were squished together on the chair and Tristan was seperating Yami and Bakura, once more.
Kaiba:*Storms down the stairs* There is NOTHING that will fit me in this entire MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death:TEEHEEHEE.
Teyva:You can have my purple robe. It might be a bit short, but it will work, 'sides, your scaring me.
Kaiba:*Turns neon pink* Uhhh... thankyou?
Teyva:*Takes off purple robe and throws it at his face. She is wearing a black leather tank top and tight black leather pants. She has a spikey dog collar around her neck and spikey bracelets around her wrists. With her purple hair, she looks like a punk*
Yami:*Stares endlessly at her* Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................
Teyva:*Glares at Yami* So I look like a punk.
Yami:All you need now is a couple extra belts, and it would be PERFECT!!!!!!
Teyva:*Looks down at her waist* I don't think so. Belts would make me look fat. And I am NOT anorexic!!!!!!!!
Yami:Uhhhhhhhh... right.
The doorbell rings. EPG gets up to answer it but...
Death:NO NEED TO DO THAT. *Snaps his fingers and a butler about 4 feet tall with no head and a moldy suit appears in a puff of smoke. It walks over and opens the door*
Teyva:It is so nice to have Death as our friend.
EPG:Isn't it though?
Todd and Likos walk in, holding more pizza.
Todd:You told us to bring more pizza, so I bought 3 and Likos got 2.
EPG:Now we have enough pizza for 36 people.
Yugi:Don't you think that is more than enough?
Tristan:But Yugi, remember, we have Joey to feed.
Joey:HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't eat that much.
EPG:O_O Really?!? I must consult with the shadows. *Floats over to a dark corner and slides into the wall*
Everyone else:O_o?
Likos:*Finally getting rid of the pizza in his arms, notices Teyva* TEYVA!!!!!!!! *Runs over to her, but before he can reach her, Todd trips him* X_x
EPG:*Sways back from the corner and looks at Joey* The shadows told me to do this. *Brings out her all-powerful laptop and types. Joey suddenly turns into a cute, fuzzy wittle puppy dog*
Joey:^-^ Woof! *Crawls onto Teyva's lap, wagging tail madly*
Teyva:How cute! *Looks at Likos* You ok down there?
Likos:Um, I think so. But Todd's foot seems to be in my way.
Todd:How clumsy of me.
Likos:*Looks up at Todd* Why? WHY?!?
Todd:I dunno. *Walks over and sits next to Teyva*
Teyva:Hello Todd!! Sorry about your foot. Is it hurt?
Likos:WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!?!?-\./-
Teyva:*Looks down at him* If you get up there might be room behind me on the back of the couch.
Likos:*Gets up and manages to sit behind Teyva*
Joey:Grrrrrr....((Directed at Likos, Death, and Todd))
Yugi:I think everyone here, besides Tristan and I, have gone insane.
Ryou:Why haven't I said anything?
EPG:'Cause I was busy doing other stuff, cunsulting with the shadows for one.
Ryou:Well it's better than bein....
Before he can finish, EPG glomps him.
Ryou:Why... do... I.... bother....?
Bakura:You already said that at the beging of this chapter.
Ryou:So... what...? Do... I... care...? NO...!...!...!
Doorbell:GUEST'S ARE HERE!!!!!!
Kaiba:Mokuba, when do you ever have time do kill the doorknob?
Mokuba:I'm always cleaning up the shaving cream all over the bathroom after you shave, so you think I would have time.
Kaiba:MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The undead butler opens the door. At the door are........................................ Angel Reaper and Lissa the Duelist Queen!!
Angel:Nice butler. Can I have him.
EPG:Talk to Death about it.
Angel:Uhhhh... right.
LDQ:RYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and glomps him*
EPG:NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and glomps him as well*
Ryou:You...... just...... had...... to...... invite...... her.......?
EPG:I don't know now.
Ryou:You're....... smart........*Before he could finish, he passed out*
EPG/LDQ:IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Point at eachother*
Teyva:You are very strange people. *Shakes head*
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Everyone is standing or sitting in the living room, that is all you need to know.
Death:IS EVERYONE HERE YET?
EPG:No. Enomis should arrive with more pizza soon.
DoorBell:DEATH HAS COME!!!!!!!!!
Death:NICE ONE MOKUBA.
Mokuba:*Bows head* Thankyou.
Kiaba:Teyva, your robe is too short.
Teyva:I told you that already.
The undead butler with no head opened up the door. At the door was standing........................................................ Enomis!! She has holding 3 boxes of pizza.
Enomis:Can someone take these?
Death:HAND THEM TO THE BUTLER NEXT TO YOU.
Enomis:Uhhhh... Ok. *Hands them to the butler, then notices that he has no head, and is of the living dead* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where did her come from?!?
Death:HE IS ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS.
Butler:Uhhhh.... *More moaning*
Enomis:Uhh... right. *Looks around the room. She looks at Kaiba and holds in laughter*
Kaiba:That's right, LAUGH!!!
Enomis:Ok. *Brusts out laughing*
Kaiba:I just had to say that.
Mokuba:Yes you did big brother.
Kaiba:Mokuba, do you know where the duck tape is?
Mokuba:No, why... YOU WOULDN'T!!!!!!!!! Would you?
Kaiba:Right now, YES!!!!!
Mokuba:If you did, I would get EPG to untape me and then I would tell about the time, not long after we got of the orphange, when you thought...
Kaiba:*Runs over at puts his hand over his mouth* THAT IS BLACKMAIL YOU STUPID KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:*Pushes hand away*that you were...
Kaiba:WHAT WILL MAKE YOU SHUTUP?!?!?!?!?
Mokuba:Hmm...
Death:I COULD GIVE YOU ANYTHING.
Mokuba:Really? Hmmm... Can I have a birdy?
Death:OF COURSE MOKUBA. *Snaps his fingers and a raven flies over to Mokuba* THIS IS ZUIMEDAH. HE IS YOURS.
Mokuba:Cooooooool!!!! *Pats Zuimedahs head*
Zuimedah:*Caws* ^-^
Kaiba:DEMON BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY????? WHY DID YOU ASK FOR A BIRD?!?!?!?!? WHY COULDN'T IT TIC-TACS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mokuba:The birdy is cooler then Tic-Tacs.
Zuimedah:*Flies over and pecks at Kaiba's head*
Kaiba:GET IT OFF!!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs around screaming that*
Enomis:Ok then. *Looks at other people*
Yami:*Hiding behing couch* Don't find me, don't find me, don't find me, don't find me, don't f...
Enomis:YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami:HOW DID YOU FI... *Notices that the couch was moved by Bakura and Ryou* I HATE YO...
Enomis:*Before he can finish Enomis glomps him* AAAAAAKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Kisses his nose and cheeks*
Ryou:She is worse then EPG.
LDQ:What about me?
Ryou:Yup, you too.
EPG/LDQ:*Look at eachother and nod. They run over to Ryou and glomp him*
EPG:Good that we can get along.
LDQ:Yup!
Doorbell:SETO NEEDS TO SHAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:What? You do.
SQ:You got to admitt, Kaiba, Mokuba is right. But I think you cute when you look like a monkey! *Glomps him*
The undead butler with no head opens the door. Standing at the entrance, stareing at Kaiba, are............................................. Duelist of Middle Earth and Dragon Swordspro!!
Dragon:Hey EPG!! What's up with Kaiba?
EPG:Encounter with Death.
Dragon:Uhhhhhhhh... right. Do you have any Tic-Tacs left?
EPG:Yeah! *Hands him 4 cases of Tic-Tacs* 40 left.
DME:*Hands EPG her shoes* All shiny clean.
EPG:Thankyou! *Puts shoes back on* Have some Tic-Tacs. *Gives DME 3 cases of Tic-Tacs* 37. Who to give them to now.
Yami:*Finally got Enomis to stop hugging and kissing him* MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:*Evil grin* Only if Enomis can glomp you some more.
Yami:Do I look THAT desperate?!?
EPG/Enomis:*Nod heads*
Yami:Fine. *Takes 2 cases of Tic-Tacs, then gets glomped after he ate it withen five seconds* o_*
EPG:Only 35 left.
Mokuba:*Got Zuimedah off Kaiba* Can I have some?
EPG:Sure. *Hands him 3 cases of Tic-Tacs*
Mokuba:Now you only have 32 left. *Feeds them to himself and Zuimedah*
Yugi:I haven't said anything for a while.
Angel:You don't need too! ^-^ *Runs over at glomps Yugi*
Yugi:I... never... expected... that...!
EPG and LDQ look at eachother and nod. They glomp Ryou again.
Ryou:I... should... be... getting... used... to... this... but... I'm... not...1
Likos:*Looks down at Teyva* Give us a kiss.
Teyva:Ok. *Kisses Joey's little dog head*
Joey:Woof! Woof! ^-^ *Wags tail happily*
Teyva:*Looks at Death* You do not mind if I don't give you a kiss, right?
Death:OF COURSE TEYVA.
Teyva:*Sighs* Good. *Kisses Todd*
Todd:I got a kiss!
Teyva:*Looks up at Likos* I am sorry. I am out of kisses.
Likos:*Glares evilly at Todd and Joey* I hate you too.
Joey:Grrrrrr... ((Dericted at Likos))
Todd:I thought we were friends.
Yami:Someone... get... her... off... me... for... she... is... hurting... my... ear...!!!
Enomis:Hmmhmhmhmh. Tasty. *Continues to bite Yami's ear*
Death:YOU SILLY HUMANS ARE VERY STRANGE.
Mokuba:*Stares wide eyed at Enomis and Yami* Uhhhhhhh... Kaiba?
Kaiba:*Escapes from SQ* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over to Mokuba and covers his eyes*
Tristan:This is totally BOOGICE!!!!
EPG:You could leave then.
Tristan:Then who will take care of Joey?
EPG:Good point.
Death:I THINK WE SHOULD END THIS CHAPTER HERE.
Everyone else:*Nods*
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EPG:That was interesting. I still have to introduce a few more guests. If anyone else wants to join, YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:What about Tèa?
EPG:Oh, she'll be back. Not any time soon then.
Enomis:*Chasing Yami*COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami:SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death:WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TOO UP HERE? SOON, HELL WILL FREEZE OVER.
Teyva:That will be sooooooo sad, but hey, you can always come live with me.
Tristan:What about Joey?
EPG:Right! He's still a dog! *Pulls out her all-powerful laptop and deletes something. Joey turns back into himself*
Joey:Ohhhh... I like being a dog.
EPG:I'm sorry Joey.
Kaiba:Can I have my clothes back yet?
Death:LET'S SEE, I DON'T FEEL LIKE SNAPPING MY FINGER JUST YET SO... SORRY, NO.
Kaiba:Not nice. Where did Mokuba go?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Up in control room. Mokuba:And then this will be another thing it will say and this and then this.....~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaiba:Oh, great, I'm doomed.
Streea:You always where.
Kaiba:I'm also going insane. A talking wolfe. What's next?
Death:HOW ABOUT A PARADE OF SPIDERS, OR CHICKENS?
EPG:DEATH!!! You're giving away the next chapter.
Death:SORRY 'BOUT THAT.
EPG:It's fine.
Teyva:I get to say something, yeah! If you want to join, say so in your reveiw.
Ryou:Remember to reveiw and HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!! Another 50 bucks.
EPG:*Hands him a 50, then glomps him* Bai bai now!!