I am sorry it is taking me forever to write the chapters, I know. I will try to get them up faster. The next chapter will be up shortly after this one. I would like to thank Adaele for the Tic-Tacs.
Yami:How much did she give you?
EPG:You'll see when she enters the story this chapter. I will also have some other guests, including; Adaele, Kaiser Daisuke, Ryoko, Bleeding Angel and her Yami, Ariyah-Chan, Typhoongal2002 and Female Artic SnowWolf. Oh, and Angel Reaper, you will have more lines in this chapter. It is hard controlling so many people.
Yami:GET RID OF ENOMIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:Why would I do a silly thing like that?
Yami:I don't like you.
Enomis:YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Glomps him*
EPG:I wouldn't think so.
Teyva:Where did Death go?
EPG:He said that he had a few calls to make.
Teyva:Ok then.
Death:*Walks over and hands cell phone to EPG* THANKYOU FOR LENDING IT TOO ME.
EPG:No problem. Will you say the disclaimer now?
Death:OF COURSE I WILL.
Japanese Laywer:Grrrrr...
Disclaimer:EVIL PANIC GODDESS DOES NOT OWN YU-GI-OH! OUR GUESTS, TEYVA, ME, STARAYVA, OR THE PEOPLE FROM LORD OF THE RINGS. SHE DOES HOWEVER OWN HERSELF, HER TIC-TACS, STREEA, AND THE PIZZA.
EPG:Thankyou Death. That was good. And I didn't lose 50 dollars.
Ryou:Why couldn't I say it?
EPG:'Cause you said it yesterday! *Runs over and glomps him*
LDQ:You forgot about me!
EPG:No I didn't. There is still some of him left.
Ryou:Why... me...?
Bakura:'Cause the girls always digged people like you.
Ryou:Then... why... don't... they... glomp... you...?
LDQ:*Runs over and glomps Ryou as well*'Cause Bakura is evil, mean, pushy...
Bakura:ENOUGH!!! I AM NOT!!!
LDQ/EPG:YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!! *Evil glare*
Bakura:I do not agree.
Kaiba:When can I have my clothes back?
Death:NOT FOR A WHILE. THE READERS LIKE THE IDEA OF YOU NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES, EXCEPT FOR YOUR BOXERS.
Kaiba:At least I have this purple robe, even if it ends at my knees.
EPG:I think I should start to fic now.
Kaiba:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:And on with the fic!!
EPG:That was my line. -.-
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Chapter 5:Hobbits, Beer, and Tic-Tacs!
Everyone was sitting in the living room, except for Kaiba, who went on a smashing rampage.
Mokuba:He scares me sometimes.
Teyva/EPG:Sometimes?
Death:ALL YOU SCARE ME. EXCEPT FOR YOU TWO, TEYVA AND EPG.
Teyva/EPG:We feel so LUVED!
Doorbell:Deranged people waiting to kill whoever gets in their way are coming to have a party!
Yugi:*Looks at Mokuba*This was the weirdest one you have thought of.
Mokuba:*Evil grin*They get better.
Kaiba:*Stops smashing stuff for a moment*What do you mean?
Mokuba:*Halo appears over his head*Ohhh, nothing special.
The undead butler with no head opens the door to reveal.............................................. NO ONE!!!!!!! Everyone runs over to the door. They look out side to see....................................... Adaele and Female Artic SnowWolf!!!!! They are both standing next to a pile of Tic-Tacs, containing all the flavors.
EPG:This is a special gift from Adaele if I'm right.
Adaele:You are right. They are for everyone.
Everyone:YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:I think I will be nice to you Yami. You can have as many as you want.
Yami:YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIC-TACS ARE MIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dives into the pile of Tic-Tacs*
Enomis:Wait for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *Dives in after him*
Mokuba:WHAT ABOUT ME?!?! *Begins to run to the Tic-Tacs, but is stopped by Kaiba, who grabs him by the back of his shirt*
Teyva:*Looks after Yami and Enomis, bringing her hand to her mouth to cover an evil grin*How risque.
EGP:Teyva, you are very evil.
Teyva:Why thank you.
Kaiba:*At random*Mokuba, do you remember a certain 'problem' you had when you were younger? I do.............
Mokuba:*Looks at Kaiba*What are you talking about? What 'problem'?
Kaiba:Oh, what happened when you had bad dreams in the middle of the night. YOU know.....................
Mokuba:Uhh... actually, I have no clue to what you are talking about.
Kaiba:*Sly grin*Ahhhh, how should I put this. A 'bed' problem. Another word is involved. It is a very soggy word.
Everyone glances at Mokuba for a long time, encluding Yami and Enomis, who popped their heads out of the Tic-Tacs.
Mokuba:*Blushes bright red*Umm.... still don't know quite what you mean. I think..............
Kaiba:*Sly grin becomes evil grin*Really? Not when you were really young, when you used to come running into my bedroom, crying and all, ah, um, how to say this. Damp? Yes, that's it.
Mokuba:*Throws himself at Kaiba and begins succeding in trying to choke him*DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PROMISED TO NEVER REPEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL FIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:*Gasping*My bad. I thought you told me not to tell anyone about the FIRST time that it happened. You never said anything about the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh...
Mokuba:SHURRUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Continue to laugh for another five minutes*
Teyva:*Once she has stopped crying*Oh dear. Kaiba, your face. It's all purple. It matches my robe very nicely. Good job, Mokuba, for helping your brother achieve colour coordination.
Mokuba:NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Nearly cuts Kaiba's head off with finger nails*
Kaiba:Gack...................... must......... breathe............. must........ get............ small............ poisonous.......... beetle........ off.......... neck....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gack................. must......................... breathe...................!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:Oops. Gone too far, Mokuba. He's turning blue.
Mokuba:*Flies at Teyva*DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE BEETLE ON NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU TEYVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:You............ know............ that........... if........ you..................... hold........ my................. neck............ too......... long....... Azari.......... will........... bite..........you.............. or.............I'll.................. blast...........your................... head.............off!!!!!!!!
EPG:Did you forget about Starayva?
Starayva:Squawk!!!!!!!!!! *She dive-bombs Mokuba, trying to peck his eyes out*
Todd:Mokuba, I think you're hurting Teyva.
Likos:Teyva, is this a bad time to ask for a kiss?
Teyva:*Glares at Kaiba, than Likos*If........ I............could............. I............would............ be.............strangling.......... you......... right................. now. But........... if..........you...... get.............. thing.............. off.............. my..............neck............, yes........ Likos, ...............I................. will................give.................you................ a..................kiss.
Likos:OK!!!
Frodo:I guess this is a bad time to say hello.
Legolas:Well, if you could see, Teyva is half dead, so YES YOU UNDERSIZED POLITICIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enomis:NOT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and hits Legolas on the head with a mallet*
EPG:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts to throw souls at Enomis* ((In our little language, Teyva's and mine, souls mean socks and socks mean souls. Simplified: Souls=Socks.))
Mokuba:*Jumps off Teyva and sways over to EPG* YOUR TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:I think not little person. *Hits him over to head with a herring!*
Mokuba:x_X
EPG:I thought that would work.
Teyva:Can.....breathe......! *Sees Legolas* Legolas!!!!!!!! *Runs over and gives him a kiss*
Likos:*Scowls* What about me?
Teyva:If you want a romantic kiss, you should wait. I'm only giving out small ones right now.
Legolas:Really? *Gives Teyva a big kiss*
Teyva:Ahhhhhh, but YOU gave that kiss, not ME!
Enomis:FRODO!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and glomps him* YAMI!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and glomps him* I have a problem.
Yami/Frodo:GLOMP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Point at eachother*
EPG:There is only one person I love. *Runs over and glomps Ryou*
LDQ:Any room for me?
EPG:Of course!
LDQ:YEA!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and glomps Ryou as well*
SnowWolf:*Looks over at Bakura, who is enjoying the show* You know Bakura, I have been meaning to do this ever since I met you. I think know would be the perfect time, since everyone else is slowly dieing. *Pulls a large mallet out from behind her back. Starts to chase Bakura, hitting him over to head every three seconds or so*
Bakura:SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X_X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:Ya know, I really think that Tristan and I are the only sane ones here.
Joey:*Runs over to everyone* I wouldn't count on that Yuge. Tristan is at the top of the roof, standing at the edge, saying that he can fly.
Everyone:*Stops what they are doing* WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Angel:That idiot is gonna kill himself!!!!!!!!
DME:I wonder if I offer to shine his shoes with my tongue, will he back away from the edge then?
LDQ:I think this is worse then that!!!!!!
Adaele:What nice people will do when they enter the wrong crowd.
Angel:You calling us the wrong crowd? Us special guests are the sanest people here!!!!!
Adaele:Actually, that is the truth.
Dragon:What drives people into this stuff?
DME:I don't know why he would refuse an offer to get his shoes all nice and clean with the power of my tongue.
SQ:How strange. My shoes could do with a nice polish.
DME:I don't see you standing at the edge of a really tall building's roof about to jump off cause you think you can fly!!
SQ:True. I kinda like it on the ground. Jumping off would unify me with the ground, but in a squishy kind of way.
Dragon:How are we gonna stop him?
Adaele:I dunno.
Wolf:I don't think there is any hope in stopping him.
Angel:Really? How terribbly sad.
SQ:Sad? Sad. You could always shine his shoes once he is dead.
DME:I don't think so. Besides, they would most likely taste very funny.
SQ:True. Oh well. I guess nothing good can be taken out of this.
Wolf:We could offer him money.
LDQ:I would, but then I wouldn't have any left. I didn't bring that much.
Wolf:How much did you bring then?
LDQ:Hmmm... *Digs around in pocket* About $3.76 in pennies.
Wolf:No. That won't do at all. Pennies just doesn't sound glamorous enough.
LDQ:Picky picky picky.
Adaele:What strange people you all are.
DME:We love you too, Adaele.
Angel:THERE IS A PERSON ABOUT TO COMING RUSHING DOWN ON US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone runs up to the top of the roof.
Wolf:There are a lot of levels in this mansion of yours, Kaiba.
Kaiba:It wasn't cheap, so I would think so.
Tristan:I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POUR LE CONTENTMENT ET LA SENTE DU CHAT!!!!!!!!!
Joey:What was that?
Angel:I couldn't really tell. It seemed to me like something you would read when looking at the side of a french cat scratching post. Something about pouring to the contentment of your cat. I bet that means cat nip.
Adaele:DON'T SAY CATNIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Her kitty runs over and begins attacking Angel's shoelaces, meowing*
Tristan:I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey/Yugi:NO YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:DON'T ACT LIKE A POLITICIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey:DON'T BE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:*Glances at Joey* Like politicians.
Joey:Yea, ok. DON'T BE STUPID TRISTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SQ:Too late.
Tristan jumps off the edge screaming 'I am a politician that can fly' at the top of his lungs over and over again, before hitting the ground.
Everyone else:Ouch.
Tristan:I'M nOt DeAd YeT!!!
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Tristan was taken to the hospital, via ambulence. Everyone made it back into the living room, Joey ranting on about how his friend turned out to be stupider then him.
Death:I THNK THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR SOME ENTERTAINMENT. *He snaps his fingers and spiders come out of the kitchen, cha-chaing*
Teyva:But where is Death Spider? I do not like cha-chaing spiders.
Everyone else:O_o
Death:I HAVE NOT SEEN DEATH SPIDER FOR A WHILE.
Teyva:Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, I think it would be a good time to bring him over!!!!
Death Spider:*Falls through a magickal portal in the ceilling and lands on Kaiba's head* hello everyone. hello again teyva, death.
Teyva:Hey Death Spider!!
Death:GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
Teyva:Ummm... Death Spider, could do us the favor of getting rid of the cha-chaing spiders?
Kaiba:Uhhhh... uhhhhh... uhhhhh.... uhhhhh... GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel:You have very weird friends.
EPG:What? We're us.
Death Spider:if you must have the spiders gone, teyva, i will rid them of here. *Death Spider crawled of Kaiba and over to the cha-chaing spiders, cutting each of their tiny heads off*
Streea:Hello Death Spider!
Death Spider:oh, hello streea. do you have any moldy pizza?
Streea:Yup! Death brought over some, and I may just share with you.
Death Spider:yay. i am sorry, but i can't stay long.
Streea:At least stay for pizza.
Death:IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THEN AT LEAST STAY FOR THIS. *Snaps his fingers and a parade of chickens marches through the door*
Chickens:We don't want to be pies, we don't like gravy! *A chicken goes up to each person and hands them a chicken pot pie. They march of saying 'We don't want to be pies, we don't like gravy' until the are gone*
Angel:That was odd.
Death:BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE.
Headless, featherless chickens holding onto modly chicken pot pies with talking chicken head march after the ranting about pie and gravy. The chickens with no heads walked over to Death, Death Spider, Starayva, and Streea. The chicken head chanted 'We are pies!!' over and over again.
Streea:My FAV!!
Death Spider:i've always wanted one of these.
Starayva:*Coos thanks to Death* ^-^
Death:I THOUGHT YOU ALL WOULD LIKE THEM.
Joey:Uhhhh... can we eat it?
Wolf:I think you could, but unless you want to go to the hospital with Tristan, I would say no.
Joey:Aaaahhh.
Teyva:Joey, you bring me great pain.
Doorbell:TRISTAN IS A FLYING POLITICIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:I didn't do that.
Kaiba:La la la la.
The undead butler with no head opens the door to reveal................................................................ Kaiser Daisuke and Ryoko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryoko:Hello everyone!
Kaiser:What she said.
EPG:Aaaahh, you just missed the chicken parade.
Ryoko:Uhhh... thats ok.
Kaiser:What are all those Tic-Tacs for outside?
Yami:THERE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adaele:I brought them. They are for everyone.
Ryoko:Can I have some?
Yami:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas:I think you can.
Frodo:Can we eat them now?
EPG:Sure!
Yami:YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs outside and jumps into the pile of Tic-Tacs*
Frodo:What about me?!?!? *Runs after Yami and jumps in after him*
Enomis:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs after both of them and jumps in*
Yami/Frodo:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Muffled by Tic-Tacs*
Everyone else:O_o
Yugi:*Looks at Ryoko and Kaiser* Are either of you politicians?
Kaiser:No. Why?
Ryoko:What an odd question, and no, I'm not.
Yugi:Do either of you fly?
Kaiser:I'm not stupid if that's what you mean.
Ryoko:Another odd question, and the answer is still no.
Yugi:That's good!^-^
Gimli:Hello all!!
Merry:I don't know if this is the right spot.
Pippen:How could it not be? There are EPG and Teyva!
Merry:Oh hello EPG, Teyva!!
Gimli:WE BROUGHT THE DRINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG/Teyva:Hello Gimli, Merry, Pippen.
Teyva:I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIMLI!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:How do you know so many people.
Teyva/EPG:*Jump next to eachother and link arms* We go to PUBS!!!
Yugi:All... right... then.
Enomis:*Pops head out of the Tic-Tacs* And me too!!
Frodo:*Pops head out too*I wish she didn't though.
Enomis:WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!?!?!?!
Frodo:Uh-oh. *Dives back under, followed by Enomis*
Everyone else:o_O
Mokuba:*Hic*What is that *hic* interesting tasting *hic* beverge?
Kaiba:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:That was beer. Now you know why I told you not to bring it!
Gimli:How did I know that you would have little people here?
Likos:Todd, did you realise that we haven't said anything this whole chapter?
Todd:I didn't take too much notice.
Likos:You're deranged. *Looks at Teyva* Can I have a kiss.
Teyva:I TOLD YOU MANY TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!((Hehe. Dericted at Gimli.))
Likos:I'll take that as a no.
Gimli:At least he isn't drunk.
Kaiba:HE IS RUNNING AROUND HICCUPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOESN'T THAT MAKE IT SEEM LIKE HE'S DRUNK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Gimli:I guess I'm just so used to little haflings being drunk, I don't take too much notice.
Teyva:*Slaps forehead* You can be so dence sometimes.
Streea:What did you expect? He's a drawf!!!!
Gimli:Oh, hello Streea.
Streea:Hello Gimli. Did you bring it?
Gimli:Sure did! *Hands her a pint of sour brandy with chunks of... something floating around in it*
Streea:*Drinks it quickly* I don't get that everyday!
Kaiba:How do you not get sick?
Streea:I don't know. I do know, however, that many people have asked me that.
Adaele:You wouldn't think that this could get any weirder, but then a little drunk kid runs in with a hose, about to drench us.
Everyone else:WHAT?!?!?!
Mokuba:HAHAHA*hic*HAHAHAHA*hic*HAHAHAHA*hic*HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over to them with with a hose in his hands. He lets go of the knot and sprays everyone with it, leaving them soaking wet*
Kaiba:MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO DRY US OFF WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:Well that *hic* all your peoples *hic* problem! Not mine *hic*!
Kaiba:I am sorry Teyva, it appears you robe is wet.
Teyva:It would dry faster if you took it off.
Kaiba:NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:Please?
Mokuba:Yea, it would *hic* be better that *hic* way. *Starts to act really REALLY cute*
Kaiba:NOT THE CUTENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINE! I'll take it off. *Take off the purple robe and throws it on the ground*
Mokuba:HAHAHA *hic* HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know a *hic* few girls who would *hic* love to see you like *hic* this! *Takes out a camera and starts to take pictures of Kaiba standing in his boxers only*
Kaiba:MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Turns a deep shade of red*
Legolas:Why did you have to bring the drawf Death?
Death:HE INSISTED ON COMING WITH PIPPEN AND MERRY.
Legolas:That just dandy.
Wolf:You people are very strange.
LDQ:Everyone here is strange.
Angel:I would think we weren't.
DME:I happen to like Gimli and Legolas and Merry and Pippen and Frodo.
Enomis:NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs out of the Tic-Tacs and hits DME over to head with a mallet* NO ONE GETS FRODO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami:*Pops head out of Tic-Tacs*Does that mean that I will be left alone?
???:Not quite.
Yami:Who's that?!?! *Looks around*
???:Well you introduce us, EPG?
EPG:Aaaahhh, yes. This is Ariyah-Chan and Bleeding Angel, must not forget about Bleeding Angel's yami of course.
Bleed:There are a lot of people here.
EPG:Ya think?
Y. Bleed:She does, yes, but I'm not so sure about some people here.
Enomis:Grrrrr...
Ariyah:Down doggy.
Joey:I'M NOT A PUPPY!!!!!!!
Ariyah:I wasn't talking to you!
EPG:Be careful around Enomis, she bites.
Enomis:NO I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami:Really?
Frodo:I didn't know that.
Ariyah:Yami! *Runs over and glomps him* Yugi! *Runs over and glomps the both of them*
Enomis:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAMI MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo:So I'm not loved?
Likos:What do you think?
Frodo:I think I'm saved.
Enomis:*Tears* MIiIIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou:I haven't been hugged to death or said anything this whole chapter.
EPG:You haven't have you?
???:Well we can fix that.
Ryou:AHHHHHHH!! Who are you?
???:I think EPG should introduce me.
EPG:This is Typhoongal2002.
Typhoon:And now, Ryou, you shall be loved! *Runs over and hugs him*
Ryou:I was hugged, not glomped, hugged. And I can breath, and I won't pass out. I AM LOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LDQ/EPG:*Roll eyes*
Angel:Yugi, you look a little purple.
Yugi:You... think...?
Angel:Yes I do think, and I think you should be loved more! *Runs over and glomps him*
Yami:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M FR...
Enomis:*Glomps Yami* ALL MIIIIIIIINNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I mustn't forget about you, Frodo! *Glomps him as well* OFF TO THE TIC-TACS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Chases Yami and Frodo into the Tic-Tac pile*
Ryoko:Don't want to get inbetween them, now do we?
Bleed:Nope.
SQ:Kaiba, you look like you want your clothes back.
Kaiba:*Wet like the rest*Hmmmm... my boxers are sogging wet and practicly falling off sooooooooo, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEEEEAAAAAATTTTTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death:OH, ALL RIGHT THEN. *Snaps fingers and Kaiba is wearing a pink leather dress*
Kaiba:NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:*Takes a picture, or two, or three, or four, or maybe just a lot* I know *hic* plently of girls who *hic* would just love to see *hic* you like this!
Kaiba:You little brat.....
Death:IF YOU DON'T WANT IT THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR IT. *Snaps fingers and Kaiba is wearing an elvis suit*
SQ:I wanted to do that.
Death:I AM SORRY, BUT AT LEAST IT HAPPENED.
SQ:I agree with that.
Kaiba:THAT WASN'T NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:Who would want a *hic* picture of you like *hic* that?!?!
Kaiba:Grrr.... I WOULD RATHER STAND IN MY BOXERS THEN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else:O_O;;
Kaiba:Uhhhh, right. Now get me out of this outfit.
SQ:Aaaahhh.
Death:FINE THEN. I DO NOT REALLY CARE. *Snaps fingers and Kaiba is standing in his boxers alone again*
Everyone else:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:Yes, yes. You have all had your laugh now. Can you go inside before anyone else sees me?
EPG:Sure.
Enomis:*Jumps out of the Tic-Tacs*Bring the Tic-Tacs in too!
Yami:*Jumps out as well*YEAH!!!
Wolf:This is a sudden change for you, Yami.
Teyva:And it might just be for the worse.
Yami:Grrr...
Teyva:Down dog.
Joey:DON'T CALL ME A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:Joey, you can be stupid.
Joey:I take that as a compliment.
Teyva:*Slaps forehead* What is the world coming too?
Adaele:Talking wolves and singing shadows as EPG tells me.
EPG:Hehe ^-^!!
Frodo:*Jumps out of the Tic-Tacs and tackles Yami* I HAD HER FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone beside Enomis, Yami, and Frodo:*Anime sweat drop*
Yami:*Pushes him back* I don't think that is quite true.
Enomis:I think I'll go inside now.
Frodo/Yami:WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enomis:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs into the house, Yami and Frodo right behind her*
EPG:That was really odd.
Teyva:You just had to invite her.
Pippen:You just had to invite that person named Yami.
Merry:That person named Yami was here before either of us of Frodo you moron.
Pippen:Oh, ok then ^-^!
Everyone else still outside:*Anime fall*
EPG:*Takes out her all-powerful laptop and types. The Tic-Tacs are transported from outside to inside* It is good to be the other!^-^
Teyva:That it is.
Enomis:*From inside*YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIC-TAC PILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo/Yami:STAY OUT OF IT YOU LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enomis:YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo:Yami:I'M TALKING TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Point at eachother, but how would we know, we're outside*
Angel:I think we should save them from eachother.
Everyone else still outside:*Nod*
Mokuba:Can I have *hic* more of that drink *hic* that short one with the *hic* long bushy beard *hic* brought?
Everyone else still outside:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death Spider:i think i should go now, lots of stuff to be done. and i think the chapter should end with me going away.
Death:I AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT MY LITTLE FRIEND.
Death Spider:goodbye everyone. it was nice meeting you.
Everyone else:BAI BAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death:AND WITH THAT, THE CHAPTER ENDS.
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EPG:Oh me, what will happen next?
Teyva:The last people are coimg in in the next chapter.
EPG:Yes, and everyone is finally going to eat.
Joey:FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death:YES JOEY, YOU GET FOOD.
Teyva/EPG:*Shake heads*
Yugi:What happened to Tèa?
EPG:Don't worry. She and Tristan will be back.
Kaiba:What about my clothes?
Death:AAAAHHHH, YES. WELL I CAN GIVE EVERYONE TOWELS.
Mokuba:I want more of that *hic* stuff the little man with the *hic* long bushy beard brought.
Kaiba:You do not get anymore.
Mokuba:Who are you to *hic* be talking?
Kaiba:I'M YOU BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:Oh, ok then.
Everyone else:*Anime fall*
EPG:So good reveiws and I'll continue and again, I am sorry for the delay in putting it up. And I'm sorry if you wanted to be in but you aren't.
Likos/Todd:So remember to reveiw and HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:Again I didn't lose any money.
Ryou:Not fair.
Yami:How much did she give you?
EPG:You'll see when she enters the story this chapter. I will also have some other guests, including; Adaele, Kaiser Daisuke, Ryoko, Bleeding Angel and her Yami, Ariyah-Chan, Typhoongal2002 and Female Artic SnowWolf. Oh, and Angel Reaper, you will have more lines in this chapter. It is hard controlling so many people.
Yami:GET RID OF ENOMIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:Why would I do a silly thing like that?
Yami:I don't like you.
Enomis:YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Glomps him*
EPG:I wouldn't think so.
Teyva:Where did Death go?
EPG:He said that he had a few calls to make.
Teyva:Ok then.
Death:*Walks over and hands cell phone to EPG* THANKYOU FOR LENDING IT TOO ME.
EPG:No problem. Will you say the disclaimer now?
Death:OF COURSE I WILL.
Japanese Laywer:Grrrrr...
Disclaimer:EVIL PANIC GODDESS DOES NOT OWN YU-GI-OH! OUR GUESTS, TEYVA, ME, STARAYVA, OR THE PEOPLE FROM LORD OF THE RINGS. SHE DOES HOWEVER OWN HERSELF, HER TIC-TACS, STREEA, AND THE PIZZA.
EPG:Thankyou Death. That was good. And I didn't lose 50 dollars.
Ryou:Why couldn't I say it?
EPG:'Cause you said it yesterday! *Runs over and glomps him*
LDQ:You forgot about me!
EPG:No I didn't. There is still some of him left.
Ryou:Why... me...?
Bakura:'Cause the girls always digged people like you.
Ryou:Then... why... don't... they... glomp... you...?
LDQ:*Runs over and glomps Ryou as well*'Cause Bakura is evil, mean, pushy...
Bakura:ENOUGH!!! I AM NOT!!!
LDQ/EPG:YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!! *Evil glare*
Bakura:I do not agree.
Kaiba:When can I have my clothes back?
Death:NOT FOR A WHILE. THE READERS LIKE THE IDEA OF YOU NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES, EXCEPT FOR YOUR BOXERS.
Kaiba:At least I have this purple robe, even if it ends at my knees.
EPG:I think I should start to fic now.
Kaiba:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:And on with the fic!!
EPG:That was my line. -.-
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Chapter 5:Hobbits, Beer, and Tic-Tacs!
Everyone was sitting in the living room, except for Kaiba, who went on a smashing rampage.
Mokuba:He scares me sometimes.
Teyva/EPG:Sometimes?
Death:ALL YOU SCARE ME. EXCEPT FOR YOU TWO, TEYVA AND EPG.
Teyva/EPG:We feel so LUVED!
Doorbell:Deranged people waiting to kill whoever gets in their way are coming to have a party!
Yugi:*Looks at Mokuba*This was the weirdest one you have thought of.
Mokuba:*Evil grin*They get better.
Kaiba:*Stops smashing stuff for a moment*What do you mean?
Mokuba:*Halo appears over his head*Ohhh, nothing special.
The undead butler with no head opens the door to reveal.............................................. NO ONE!!!!!!! Everyone runs over to the door. They look out side to see....................................... Adaele and Female Artic SnowWolf!!!!! They are both standing next to a pile of Tic-Tacs, containing all the flavors.
EPG:This is a special gift from Adaele if I'm right.
Adaele:You are right. They are for everyone.
Everyone:YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:I think I will be nice to you Yami. You can have as many as you want.
Yami:YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIC-TACS ARE MIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dives into the pile of Tic-Tacs*
Enomis:Wait for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *Dives in after him*
Mokuba:WHAT ABOUT ME?!?! *Begins to run to the Tic-Tacs, but is stopped by Kaiba, who grabs him by the back of his shirt*
Teyva:*Looks after Yami and Enomis, bringing her hand to her mouth to cover an evil grin*How risque.
EGP:Teyva, you are very evil.
Teyva:Why thank you.
Kaiba:*At random*Mokuba, do you remember a certain 'problem' you had when you were younger? I do.............
Mokuba:*Looks at Kaiba*What are you talking about? What 'problem'?
Kaiba:Oh, what happened when you had bad dreams in the middle of the night. YOU know.....................
Mokuba:Uhh... actually, I have no clue to what you are talking about.
Kaiba:*Sly grin*Ahhhh, how should I put this. A 'bed' problem. Another word is involved. It is a very soggy word.
Everyone glances at Mokuba for a long time, encluding Yami and Enomis, who popped their heads out of the Tic-Tacs.
Mokuba:*Blushes bright red*Umm.... still don't know quite what you mean. I think..............
Kaiba:*Sly grin becomes evil grin*Really? Not when you were really young, when you used to come running into my bedroom, crying and all, ah, um, how to say this. Damp? Yes, that's it.
Mokuba:*Throws himself at Kaiba and begins succeding in trying to choke him*DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PROMISED TO NEVER REPEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL FIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:*Gasping*My bad. I thought you told me not to tell anyone about the FIRST time that it happened. You never said anything about the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh...
Mokuba:SHURRUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Continue to laugh for another five minutes*
Teyva:*Once she has stopped crying*Oh dear. Kaiba, your face. It's all purple. It matches my robe very nicely. Good job, Mokuba, for helping your brother achieve colour coordination.
Mokuba:NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Nearly cuts Kaiba's head off with finger nails*
Kaiba:Gack...................... must......... breathe............. must........ get............ small............ poisonous.......... beetle........ off.......... neck....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gack................. must......................... breathe...................!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:Oops. Gone too far, Mokuba. He's turning blue.
Mokuba:*Flies at Teyva*DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE BEETLE ON NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU TEYVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:You............ know............ that........... if........ you..................... hold........ my................. neck............ too......... long....... Azari.......... will........... bite..........you.............. or.............I'll.................. blast...........your................... head.............off!!!!!!!!
EPG:Did you forget about Starayva?
Starayva:Squawk!!!!!!!!!! *She dive-bombs Mokuba, trying to peck his eyes out*
Todd:Mokuba, I think you're hurting Teyva.
Likos:Teyva, is this a bad time to ask for a kiss?
Teyva:*Glares at Kaiba, than Likos*If........ I............could............. I............would............ be.............strangling.......... you......... right................. now. But........... if..........you...... get.............. thing.............. off.............. my..............neck............, yes........ Likos, ...............I................. will................give.................you................ a..................kiss.
Likos:OK!!!
Frodo:I guess this is a bad time to say hello.
Legolas:Well, if you could see, Teyva is half dead, so YES YOU UNDERSIZED POLITICIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enomis:NOT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and hits Legolas on the head with a mallet*
EPG:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts to throw souls at Enomis* ((In our little language, Teyva's and mine, souls mean socks and socks mean souls. Simplified: Souls=Socks.))
Mokuba:*Jumps off Teyva and sways over to EPG* YOUR TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:I think not little person. *Hits him over to head with a herring!*
Mokuba:x_X
EPG:I thought that would work.
Teyva:Can.....breathe......! *Sees Legolas* Legolas!!!!!!!! *Runs over and gives him a kiss*
Likos:*Scowls* What about me?
Teyva:If you want a romantic kiss, you should wait. I'm only giving out small ones right now.
Legolas:Really? *Gives Teyva a big kiss*
Teyva:Ahhhhhh, but YOU gave that kiss, not ME!
Enomis:FRODO!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and glomps him* YAMI!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and glomps him* I have a problem.
Yami/Frodo:GLOMP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Point at eachother*
EPG:There is only one person I love. *Runs over and glomps Ryou*
LDQ:Any room for me?
EPG:Of course!
LDQ:YEA!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and glomps Ryou as well*
SnowWolf:*Looks over at Bakura, who is enjoying the show* You know Bakura, I have been meaning to do this ever since I met you. I think know would be the perfect time, since everyone else is slowly dieing. *Pulls a large mallet out from behind her back. Starts to chase Bakura, hitting him over to head every three seconds or so*
Bakura:SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X_X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:Ya know, I really think that Tristan and I are the only sane ones here.
Joey:*Runs over to everyone* I wouldn't count on that Yuge. Tristan is at the top of the roof, standing at the edge, saying that he can fly.
Everyone:*Stops what they are doing* WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Angel:That idiot is gonna kill himself!!!!!!!!
DME:I wonder if I offer to shine his shoes with my tongue, will he back away from the edge then?
LDQ:I think this is worse then that!!!!!!
Adaele:What nice people will do when they enter the wrong crowd.
Angel:You calling us the wrong crowd? Us special guests are the sanest people here!!!!!
Adaele:Actually, that is the truth.
Dragon:What drives people into this stuff?
DME:I don't know why he would refuse an offer to get his shoes all nice and clean with the power of my tongue.
SQ:How strange. My shoes could do with a nice polish.
DME:I don't see you standing at the edge of a really tall building's roof about to jump off cause you think you can fly!!
SQ:True. I kinda like it on the ground. Jumping off would unify me with the ground, but in a squishy kind of way.
Dragon:How are we gonna stop him?
Adaele:I dunno.
Wolf:I don't think there is any hope in stopping him.
Angel:Really? How terribbly sad.
SQ:Sad? Sad. You could always shine his shoes once he is dead.
DME:I don't think so. Besides, they would most likely taste very funny.
SQ:True. Oh well. I guess nothing good can be taken out of this.
Wolf:We could offer him money.
LDQ:I would, but then I wouldn't have any left. I didn't bring that much.
Wolf:How much did you bring then?
LDQ:Hmmm... *Digs around in pocket* About $3.76 in pennies.
Wolf:No. That won't do at all. Pennies just doesn't sound glamorous enough.
LDQ:Picky picky picky.
Adaele:What strange people you all are.
DME:We love you too, Adaele.
Angel:THERE IS A PERSON ABOUT TO COMING RUSHING DOWN ON US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone runs up to the top of the roof.
Wolf:There are a lot of levels in this mansion of yours, Kaiba.
Kaiba:It wasn't cheap, so I would think so.
Tristan:I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POUR LE CONTENTMENT ET LA SENTE DU CHAT!!!!!!!!!
Joey:What was that?
Angel:I couldn't really tell. It seemed to me like something you would read when looking at the side of a french cat scratching post. Something about pouring to the contentment of your cat. I bet that means cat nip.
Adaele:DON'T SAY CATNIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Her kitty runs over and begins attacking Angel's shoelaces, meowing*
Tristan:I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey/Yugi:NO YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:DON'T ACT LIKE A POLITICIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey:DON'T BE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:*Glances at Joey* Like politicians.
Joey:Yea, ok. DON'T BE STUPID TRISTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SQ:Too late.
Tristan jumps off the edge screaming 'I am a politician that can fly' at the top of his lungs over and over again, before hitting the ground.
Everyone else:Ouch.
Tristan:I'M nOt DeAd YeT!!!
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Tristan was taken to the hospital, via ambulence. Everyone made it back into the living room, Joey ranting on about how his friend turned out to be stupider then him.
Death:I THNK THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR SOME ENTERTAINMENT. *He snaps his fingers and spiders come out of the kitchen, cha-chaing*
Teyva:But where is Death Spider? I do not like cha-chaing spiders.
Everyone else:O_o
Death:I HAVE NOT SEEN DEATH SPIDER FOR A WHILE.
Teyva:Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, I think it would be a good time to bring him over!!!!
Death Spider:*Falls through a magickal portal in the ceilling and lands on Kaiba's head* hello everyone. hello again teyva, death.
Teyva:Hey Death Spider!!
Death:GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
Teyva:Ummm... Death Spider, could do us the favor of getting rid of the cha-chaing spiders?
Kaiba:Uhhhh... uhhhhh... uhhhhh.... uhhhhh... GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel:You have very weird friends.
EPG:What? We're us.
Death Spider:if you must have the spiders gone, teyva, i will rid them of here. *Death Spider crawled of Kaiba and over to the cha-chaing spiders, cutting each of their tiny heads off*
Streea:Hello Death Spider!
Death Spider:oh, hello streea. do you have any moldy pizza?
Streea:Yup! Death brought over some, and I may just share with you.
Death Spider:yay. i am sorry, but i can't stay long.
Streea:At least stay for pizza.
Death:IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THEN AT LEAST STAY FOR THIS. *Snaps his fingers and a parade of chickens marches through the door*
Chickens:We don't want to be pies, we don't like gravy! *A chicken goes up to each person and hands them a chicken pot pie. They march of saying 'We don't want to be pies, we don't like gravy' until the are gone*
Angel:That was odd.
Death:BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE.
Headless, featherless chickens holding onto modly chicken pot pies with talking chicken head march after the ranting about pie and gravy. The chickens with no heads walked over to Death, Death Spider, Starayva, and Streea. The chicken head chanted 'We are pies!!' over and over again.
Streea:My FAV!!
Death Spider:i've always wanted one of these.
Starayva:*Coos thanks to Death* ^-^
Death:I THOUGHT YOU ALL WOULD LIKE THEM.
Joey:Uhhhh... can we eat it?
Wolf:I think you could, but unless you want to go to the hospital with Tristan, I would say no.
Joey:Aaaahhh.
Teyva:Joey, you bring me great pain.
Doorbell:TRISTAN IS A FLYING POLITICIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:I didn't do that.
Kaiba:La la la la.
The undead butler with no head opens the door to reveal................................................................ Kaiser Daisuke and Ryoko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryoko:Hello everyone!
Kaiser:What she said.
EPG:Aaaahh, you just missed the chicken parade.
Ryoko:Uhhh... thats ok.
Kaiser:What are all those Tic-Tacs for outside?
Yami:THERE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adaele:I brought them. They are for everyone.
Ryoko:Can I have some?
Yami:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas:I think you can.
Frodo:Can we eat them now?
EPG:Sure!
Yami:YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs outside and jumps into the pile of Tic-Tacs*
Frodo:What about me?!?!? *Runs after Yami and jumps in after him*
Enomis:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs after both of them and jumps in*
Yami/Frodo:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Muffled by Tic-Tacs*
Everyone else:O_o
Yugi:*Looks at Ryoko and Kaiser* Are either of you politicians?
Kaiser:No. Why?
Ryoko:What an odd question, and no, I'm not.
Yugi:Do either of you fly?
Kaiser:I'm not stupid if that's what you mean.
Ryoko:Another odd question, and the answer is still no.
Yugi:That's good!^-^
Gimli:Hello all!!
Merry:I don't know if this is the right spot.
Pippen:How could it not be? There are EPG and Teyva!
Merry:Oh hello EPG, Teyva!!
Gimli:WE BROUGHT THE DRINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG/Teyva:Hello Gimli, Merry, Pippen.
Teyva:I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIMLI!!!!!!!!!
Yugi:How do you know so many people.
Teyva/EPG:*Jump next to eachother and link arms* We go to PUBS!!!
Yugi:All... right... then.
Enomis:*Pops head out of the Tic-Tacs* And me too!!
Frodo:*Pops head out too*I wish she didn't though.
Enomis:WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!?!?!?!
Frodo:Uh-oh. *Dives back under, followed by Enomis*
Everyone else:o_O
Mokuba:*Hic*What is that *hic* interesting tasting *hic* beverge?
Kaiba:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:That was beer. Now you know why I told you not to bring it!
Gimli:How did I know that you would have little people here?
Likos:Todd, did you realise that we haven't said anything this whole chapter?
Todd:I didn't take too much notice.
Likos:You're deranged. *Looks at Teyva* Can I have a kiss.
Teyva:I TOLD YOU MANY TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!((Hehe. Dericted at Gimli.))
Likos:I'll take that as a no.
Gimli:At least he isn't drunk.
Kaiba:HE IS RUNNING AROUND HICCUPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOESN'T THAT MAKE IT SEEM LIKE HE'S DRUNK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Gimli:I guess I'm just so used to little haflings being drunk, I don't take too much notice.
Teyva:*Slaps forehead* You can be so dence sometimes.
Streea:What did you expect? He's a drawf!!!!
Gimli:Oh, hello Streea.
Streea:Hello Gimli. Did you bring it?
Gimli:Sure did! *Hands her a pint of sour brandy with chunks of... something floating around in it*
Streea:*Drinks it quickly* I don't get that everyday!
Kaiba:How do you not get sick?
Streea:I don't know. I do know, however, that many people have asked me that.
Adaele:You wouldn't think that this could get any weirder, but then a little drunk kid runs in with a hose, about to drench us.
Everyone else:WHAT?!?!?!
Mokuba:HAHAHA*hic*HAHAHAHA*hic*HAHAHAHA*hic*HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over to them with with a hose in his hands. He lets go of the knot and sprays everyone with it, leaving them soaking wet*
Kaiba:MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO DRY US OFF WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:Well that *hic* all your peoples *hic* problem! Not mine *hic*!
Kaiba:I am sorry Teyva, it appears you robe is wet.
Teyva:It would dry faster if you took it off.
Kaiba:NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:Please?
Mokuba:Yea, it would *hic* be better that *hic* way. *Starts to act really REALLY cute*
Kaiba:NOT THE CUTENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINE! I'll take it off. *Take off the purple robe and throws it on the ground*
Mokuba:HAHAHA *hic* HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know a *hic* few girls who would *hic* love to see you like *hic* this! *Takes out a camera and starts to take pictures of Kaiba standing in his boxers only*
Kaiba:MOKUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Turns a deep shade of red*
Legolas:Why did you have to bring the drawf Death?
Death:HE INSISTED ON COMING WITH PIPPEN AND MERRY.
Legolas:That just dandy.
Wolf:You people are very strange.
LDQ:Everyone here is strange.
Angel:I would think we weren't.
DME:I happen to like Gimli and Legolas and Merry and Pippen and Frodo.
Enomis:NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs out of the Tic-Tacs and hits DME over to head with a mallet* NO ONE GETS FRODO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami:*Pops head out of Tic-Tacs*Does that mean that I will be left alone?
???:Not quite.
Yami:Who's that?!?! *Looks around*
???:Well you introduce us, EPG?
EPG:Aaaahhh, yes. This is Ariyah-Chan and Bleeding Angel, must not forget about Bleeding Angel's yami of course.
Bleed:There are a lot of people here.
EPG:Ya think?
Y. Bleed:She does, yes, but I'm not so sure about some people here.
Enomis:Grrrrr...
Ariyah:Down doggy.
Joey:I'M NOT A PUPPY!!!!!!!
Ariyah:I wasn't talking to you!
EPG:Be careful around Enomis, she bites.
Enomis:NO I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami:Really?
Frodo:I didn't know that.
Ariyah:Yami! *Runs over and glomps him* Yugi! *Runs over and glomps the both of them*
Enomis:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAMI MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo:So I'm not loved?
Likos:What do you think?
Frodo:I think I'm saved.
Enomis:*Tears* MIiIIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou:I haven't been hugged to death or said anything this whole chapter.
EPG:You haven't have you?
???:Well we can fix that.
Ryou:AHHHHHHH!! Who are you?
???:I think EPG should introduce me.
EPG:This is Typhoongal2002.
Typhoon:And now, Ryou, you shall be loved! *Runs over and hugs him*
Ryou:I was hugged, not glomped, hugged. And I can breath, and I won't pass out. I AM LOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LDQ/EPG:*Roll eyes*
Angel:Yugi, you look a little purple.
Yugi:You... think...?
Angel:Yes I do think, and I think you should be loved more! *Runs over and glomps him*
Yami:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M FR...
Enomis:*Glomps Yami* ALL MIIIIIIIINNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I mustn't forget about you, Frodo! *Glomps him as well* OFF TO THE TIC-TACS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Chases Yami and Frodo into the Tic-Tac pile*
Ryoko:Don't want to get inbetween them, now do we?
Bleed:Nope.
SQ:Kaiba, you look like you want your clothes back.
Kaiba:*Wet like the rest*Hmmmm... my boxers are sogging wet and practicly falling off sooooooooo, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEEEEAAAAAATTTTTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death:OH, ALL RIGHT THEN. *Snaps fingers and Kaiba is wearing a pink leather dress*
Kaiba:NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:*Takes a picture, or two, or three, or four, or maybe just a lot* I know *hic* plently of girls who *hic* would just love to see *hic* you like this!
Kaiba:You little brat.....
Death:IF YOU DON'T WANT IT THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR IT. *Snaps fingers and Kaiba is wearing an elvis suit*
SQ:I wanted to do that.
Death:I AM SORRY, BUT AT LEAST IT HAPPENED.
SQ:I agree with that.
Kaiba:THAT WASN'T NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:Who would want a *hic* picture of you like *hic* that?!?!
Kaiba:Grrr.... I WOULD RATHER STAND IN MY BOXERS THEN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else:O_O;;
Kaiba:Uhhhh, right. Now get me out of this outfit.
SQ:Aaaahhh.
Death:FINE THEN. I DO NOT REALLY CARE. *Snaps fingers and Kaiba is standing in his boxers alone again*
Everyone else:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:Yes, yes. You have all had your laugh now. Can you go inside before anyone else sees me?
EPG:Sure.
Enomis:*Jumps out of the Tic-Tacs*Bring the Tic-Tacs in too!
Yami:*Jumps out as well*YEAH!!!
Wolf:This is a sudden change for you, Yami.
Teyva:And it might just be for the worse.
Yami:Grrr...
Teyva:Down dog.
Joey:DON'T CALL ME A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:Joey, you can be stupid.
Joey:I take that as a compliment.
Teyva:*Slaps forehead* What is the world coming too?
Adaele:Talking wolves and singing shadows as EPG tells me.
EPG:Hehe ^-^!!
Frodo:*Jumps out of the Tic-Tacs and tackles Yami* I HAD HER FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone beside Enomis, Yami, and Frodo:*Anime sweat drop*
Yami:*Pushes him back* I don't think that is quite true.
Enomis:I think I'll go inside now.
Frodo/Yami:WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enomis:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs into the house, Yami and Frodo right behind her*
EPG:That was really odd.
Teyva:You just had to invite her.
Pippen:You just had to invite that person named Yami.
Merry:That person named Yami was here before either of us of Frodo you moron.
Pippen:Oh, ok then ^-^!
Everyone else still outside:*Anime fall*
EPG:*Takes out her all-powerful laptop and types. The Tic-Tacs are transported from outside to inside* It is good to be the other!^-^
Teyva:That it is.
Enomis:*From inside*YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIC-TAC PILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo/Yami:STAY OUT OF IT YOU LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enomis:YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo:Yami:I'M TALKING TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Point at eachother, but how would we know, we're outside*
Angel:I think we should save them from eachother.
Everyone else still outside:*Nod*
Mokuba:Can I have *hic* more of that drink *hic* that short one with the *hic* long bushy beard *hic* brought?
Everyone else still outside:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death Spider:i think i should go now, lots of stuff to be done. and i think the chapter should end with me going away.
Death:I AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT MY LITTLE FRIEND.
Death Spider:goodbye everyone. it was nice meeting you.
Everyone else:BAI BAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death:AND WITH THAT, THE CHAPTER ENDS.
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EPG:Oh me, what will happen next?
Teyva:The last people are coimg in in the next chapter.
EPG:Yes, and everyone is finally going to eat.
Joey:FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death:YES JOEY, YOU GET FOOD.
Teyva/EPG:*Shake heads*
Yugi:What happened to Tèa?
EPG:Don't worry. She and Tristan will be back.
Kaiba:What about my clothes?
Death:AAAAHHHH, YES. WELL I CAN GIVE EVERYONE TOWELS.
Mokuba:I want more of that *hic* stuff the little man with the *hic* long bushy beard brought.
Kaiba:You do not get anymore.
Mokuba:Who are you to *hic* be talking?
Kaiba:I'M YOU BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:Oh, ok then.
Everyone else:*Anime fall*
EPG:So good reveiws and I'll continue and again, I am sorry for the delay in putting it up. And I'm sorry if you wanted to be in but you aren't.
Likos/Todd:So remember to reveiw and HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:Again I didn't lose any money.
Ryou:Not fair.