This is the chapter where all are guests leave. The final guest will come and then everyone goes poof! The final guests are; Angel Kaiba 2, Kaibalover2, Illusion_Showron, Digi-Girl, Legolas150 and, Cassie!!!
Kaiba:Where did you come up with the title name?
EPG:I couldn't think of anything so I asked Ryou.
Kaiba:And you listened to him??
Ryou:She couldn't refuse.
Kaiba:O_O;;;!!
EPG:Hehehehe...
Teyva:Azari, you frighten me sometimes.
EPG:Sometimes??
Teyva:Right, you scare me all the time!!
EPG:HAHAH!!!
Mokuba:Where did all the funkey tasting drink go? *Searches for more*
Gimli:Why can't I give him more?
Teyva:Because he got us wet last time.
Gimli:Ok. Who can I give it to then?
EPG:Give it to the hobbits. They'll like it.
Gimli:Ok!! FRODO!!! PIPPEN!!! MERRY!!! COME HERE!!!!! *Walks off in their deriction*
Japanese Lawyer:DISCLAIMER!!!!
EPG:You finally say something!!
Japanese Lawyer:O_o?
EPG:Nevermind. Since this is the last chapter with guests I am gonna let the guests say the disclaimer one word at a time. It will go in the following order; Adaele, SQ, LDQ, DME, Ariyah, Bleed, Y. Bleed, Typhoon, Dragon, SnowWolf, Wolf, Kaiser, Ryoko then, Angel. Here we go!!
Japanese Lawyer:HEAD HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer:Adaele:Evil
SQ:Panic
LDQ:Goddess
DME:Does
Ariyah:Not
Bleed:Own
Y. Bleed:Yu-Gi-Oh!
Typhoon:Us
Dragon:Guests
SnowWolf:Teyva
Wolf:Teyva's
Kaiser:Muse
Ryoko:The
Angel:People
Adaele:From
SQ:Lord
LDQ:Of
DME:The
Ariyah:Rings
Bleed:Or
Y. Bleed:Death
Typhoon:Likos
Dragon:And
SnowWolf:Todd!!
Wolf:She
Kaiser:Does
Ryoko:However
Angel:Own
Adaele:Herself
SQ:Her
LDQ:Yami
DME:Who
Ariyah:Isn't
Bleed:Even
Y. Bleed:Here
Typhoon:Her
Dragon:Muse
SnowWolf:Streea
Wolf:The
Kaiser:Dr. Pepper
Ryoko:Tic-Tacs
Angel:And
Adaele:The
SQ:Lovely
LDQ:Tastey
DME:Fun
Ariyah:To
Bleed:Eat
Y. Bleed:Gonna
Typhoon:Be
Dragon:Eaten
SnowWolf:Soon
Wolf:Pizza!
Kaiser:End
Ryoko:Of
Angel:Disclaimer!!!!
Bakura:That was confusing.
Japanese Lawyer:HEAD HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away screaming that*
EPG:Ooooooohhhhhh, that was fun. ((Hard to write though...))
Mokuba:I WANT TASTY THING GIMLI BROUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Tears*
Kaiba:Even though you don't need it YOU GET DR. PEPPER!!!!!
Mokuba:Oh, ok!! ^^
Kaiba:*Slaps forehead* Ugh.
EPG:*Pulls out her all-powerfull laptop and types something. Soon a whole bunch of deranged penguins and mushrooms chase Bakura* That was satisfying.
Bakura:WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!?!?!?!
EPG:I don't know. AND ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:GET THEM AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EPG made everyone sit down in the living room, even though a lot of them had to sit on the floor.
Adaele:When will the last people come?
Mokuba:Yea!!
Joey:And when they come, can we eat?
EPG:They will come soon, and we will eat when they come.
Teyva:Death, may we have towels? It is getting cold being wet.
Death:OF COURSE YOU ALL MAY. *He snaps his fingers and a towel lands on everyone, except Bakura and Kaiba*
Kaiba:Why don't I have a towel???
Bakura:What about me?!?!
Death:I ONLY HAVE ONE TOWEL LEFT, SO YOU TWO WILL HAVE TO SHARE.
Bakura/Kaiba:SHARE?!?! WITH HIM?!?!?! *Glare at eachother* NEVER!!!!!!!
Death:IF YOU WANT TO STAY WET THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE IT.
Bakura:Fine, I'll share, as long as I can us it first.
Kaiba:I don't care, as long as I get one! I wish I didn't have to share though.
Bakura:Are you saying that I'm not good enough for you?!?
Kaiba:I'm saying that I don't know what you will do with that towel!!
Bakura:Oh, so you don't trust me, you don't trust an old friend?
Kaiba:FRIEND!?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'FRIEND'?!?!?!
Bakura:I don't know, why I bother that is.
Kaiba:Grrr...
Bakura:Down mutt.
Joey:DON'T CALL ME A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:I wasn't calling you one, I wa...
Joey:*Bashes him on the head with a mallet* TAKE THAT EVIL DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:You go Jeoy.
Death:OH WELL. KAIBA, YOU CAN HAVE THE TOWEL UNTIL BAKURA REGAINS CONCIOUSNESS. *Snaps fingers and a towel falls on top of Kaiba*
Kaiba:I will no longer be standing in my boxers alone!!! YES!!!!!
Bakura:I wouldn't say that. *Stands up* Hand over my towel.
Kaiba:WHAT?!?!?! I JUST GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death:I DID SAY THAT YOU COULD HAVE IT UNTIL HE GAINED CONCIOUSNESS, AND HE HAS.
Bakura:Yea! So hand it over!
Kaiba:*Mutters something about stupid theif and old dead person. Hands the towel to Bakura* I will get my revenge!!!
Zuimedah:*Caws loudly and starts to try and peck Kaiba's eyes out*
Mokuba:He don't like the word revenge and he likes Bakura. Hehe.
Bakura:I feel loved.
SnowWolf:Thats good for none of us like you that much.
EPG:Weeeellllllll, I wouldn't say that.
Teyva:And where did this sudden change of heart come from.
Ryou:That's my favorite card.
Teyva:*Slaps forehead* I didn't know you were that dence.
Enomis:Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmh... Ears... *Dives back under the Tic-Tacs, Yami and Frodo's ear in her mouth*
Teyva:How is it possible to chew on two peoples ears at the same time?
EPG:Teeheehee... BAKURA WILL RULE OVER ALL... and Ryou will stay my toy.
Ryou:NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NO ONES TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONES TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:You really think I will have that much power?
EPG:No, it's just fun to say that. And besides, it's the only thing that fits with 'and Ryou will stay my toy'.
Ryou:I AM NO ONES TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:I would disagree with that. *Runs over to him and glomps him*
LDQ:Don't forget about me, even though he is MY TOY!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and glomps him as well*
Ryou:NO.... ONES..... TOY..... AM....... I....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Typhoon:I don't want you as my toy anyways. That wouldn't go good in my collection.
Teyva:Uhhhhh, right.
Likos:Can I have a kiss?
Teyva:Sure. *She walks over to Joey. She kisses his cheek*
Joey:*Blushes* What was that for?
Teyva:Oh! It wasn't you who wanted a kiss? Oh well, that was my only kiss at this time. Sorry Todd.
Todd:What? I didn't want a kiss, not now at least.
Likos:Grrr...
Bakura:I'm not even gonna mention the canine word.
EPG:I can give a kiss to someone! *Kisses Ryou's nose* That was fun.
Ryou:*Blushes* Not.... infront..... of........ other........ people.......!!
LDQ:ME KISS TOO!!!!! *Kisses his cheek*
Ryou:*Blushes more* Not...... the....... kisses......!!!
Typhoon:I would kiss you, but I'm not the kind of person.
???:I guess you have forgotten that one more person would like to have a part of Ryou.
???:Yea, and will that crazy person in the Tic-Tacs give my Yami back!?!
Enomis:*Pops head out of Tic-Tacs*I'M NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo:*Surfaces head as well*Would've fooled *hic* me.
Enomis:Oooooooohhhhhhhhh, your drunk. *Evil grin* I have something at the bottom of the pile for you.
Frodo:COOL *hic*!!!!!!!!! What is it? *hic*
Enomis:I'll show you if you follow me. *Dives under followed by Frodo*
Yami:*Pops head out*I wonder if she'll let me have some of it?
???:I think it's gotten away from us over here.
???:Yea!
EPG:Ok ok. *Let's go of Ryou, as does LDQ* This is Legolas150, but she'll go by her Yami's name, Rhamana. And this is Digi-Girl.
Digi:Yes! Now I can hug you, Yami, Yugi!!
Yami/Yugi:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Frodo:AHHHHHHH*hic*hahahahahahahaha… *Muffled by Tic-Tacs*
Digi:That was odd. *Runs over to Yami and pulls him out of the Tic-Tacs and hugs him*
Yami:Hey, I can actually breath still.
Ariyah:Not for long. *Runs over and glomps him*
Digi:Hmph, Yugi! *Runs over and hugs him instead*
Yugi:You are nice. *Hugs back*
Kaiba:Something puzzles me, how did you get in without us knowing?
Rhamana:It is rather disgusting.
Kaiba:What do you mean 'disgusting'?
Rhamana:Two little men with curly hair and hairy feet ran out of the kitchen door.
Kaiba:And what's so disgusting about that?
Rhamana:They were butt naked.
Digi:And you standing there in your boxers is not helping to erase the sight.
Kaiba:*Blushes* Uhhhhhhhhhhh…
Frodo:AHHHHHHHH*hic*hahahahahahahahahahahaha… *Muffled by Tic-Tacs again*
Kaiba:*Grabs towel from Bakura and ties it around his waist* You've had it for long enough.
Bakura:I don't care, I was done with it anyways.
Kaiba:I'm not even gonna ask what you mean by that.
Teyva:*Turns to Gimli* How much beer did you give the hobbits anyways?
Gimli:I had four barrels, so about 1 and 1/3 to each of them.
EPG:YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey:Wow, some ones dumber them me.
Wolf:Admitting your dumb is pretty stupid in itself, but you can be smarter them Gimli most of the time.
Gimli:That's so nice Wolf.
Wolf:I try to be as kind as I can.
Streea:If he had given me some then the hobbits would still probably be drunk, but at least the wouldn't be running around naked!!!!!!
EPG:How did I get stuck with a muse who has an iron stomach?
Streea:Your just a special person, Zar.
EPG:That means SO much coming from you, Stree. *Rolls eyes*
???:Who are those creepy little people running around with no clothes.
???:At least we know we came to the right place.
Teyva:And what does that mean?
???:Don't you think I should be introduced before I answer questions?
Teyva:Your right. Azari.
EPG:Ok. This is KaibaLover2.
Kaiba:Damn.
EPG:Whatever. And this is Illusion Showro.
Illusion:And to answer to your question, I am just stating that weird stuff always goes on here at the Kaiba Mansion, so creepy people running around with no clothes on just assures me that I have come to the right place.
Kaiba:Oh thanks.
KL2:*Runs over and glomps Kaiba*What the name says!!
Kaiba:I thought everyone loved Ryou, not me...
EPG:At least I know four people who like Ryou.
Ryou:NO!
LDQ:Four people who are here right now.
Ryou:NO NO!!!!
Typhoon:Four people who love him dearly.
Ryou:NO NO NO!!!!!!
Rhamana:Four people whos names are EPG, LDQ, Typhoon, and Rhamana. *They all go over and glomp him*
Ryou:NO... NO... NO... NO...!!!!!!!!!!
Typhoon:That was fun. *Let's go*
Rhamana:Yes it was. *Let's go as well*
LDQ:A reason I do it all the time. *Let's go*
EPG:A the reason I do this. *Kisses his nose and let's go*
Ryou:I'm alive. Embarassed by the kiss, but alive! YES!!!
EPG:Sometimes you can be odder then Bakura.
Bakura:*Eating Tic-Tac case*What do you mean by that?!?
EPG:I guess you aren't odder then that.
Bakura:Grrrr...
LDQ:Down puppy. Before we have to put a chain around your neck.
Bakura:Haven't you people learned never to call someone a dog around Joey?
Joey:DON'T CALL ME A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and hits Bakura on the head with a herring*
Bakura:It... wasn't... me...!!! X_x
LDQ:Amazing, I wasn't hit by a herring and I called Bakura the dog. Usaully that means to Joey that I call... *Has mouth covered by Teyva and EPG*
Teyva:Please don't say that.
EPG:You are our guest and we don't want you to be beatten into the ground with a herring.
LDQ:Oh, ok.
Pippen and Merry run through the door and out the kitchen door.
Adaele:My eyes have been burned!!
Angle:That was diffently not needed.
Legolas:Gimli, I think you should go catch them now.
Gimli:Why just me? There are two of them. You help me!!
Legolas:Why me?
Gimli:'Cause your fast, and so are they.
Legolas:You are not very nice, did you know that?
Gimli:I sorta did. Help me catch them!!
Legolas:Fine. But you will pay me back greatly then.
Gimli:Fine, fine.
Legolas and Gimli run after the two drunk and naked hobbits, Merry and Pippen.
SnowWolf:Well at least the hobbits won't be naked for much longer.
Teyva:You don't know how fast Pippen and Merry can run do you?
SnowWolf:No, not really.
EPG:I think they will be done with being drunk before Gimli and Legolas catch them.
???:I think we should all help them.
???:Maybe the boys could help them but I am not going any where near those two nude hobbits.
Frodo:*Pops head out of Tic-Tacs*Did somebody say hobbits?
Enomis:DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pulls him back under*
???:At least there aren't three nude hobbits.
Bakura:I don't know how long that will last however.
???:How about you introduce us EPG.
EPG:Ok then. This is Angel Kaiba 2.
Kaiba:Dammit! Why do all the bad things happen to me??
AK2:I don't know what your talking about. *Runs over and glomps him*
KL2:Neither do I, and your boxers are funny looking. *Runs over and glomps him as well*
Kaiba:Not……… nice……..
???:And I will be cast out of the little party?
EPG:No. This is Cassie.
Cassie:Thank you.
Joey:Now that everyone is here, can eat?
EPG:Yes, you can eat now.
Adaele:And I can have Tic-Tacs!
Teyva:*Walks over to Kaiba and gives him a kiss* Don't ask what that was for. I don't know myself.
Kaiba:0.o
KL2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Glares at Teyva*
AK2:What a good idea! *Gives him a very, very long kiss on the lips*
Kaiba:O_O*He fall over backwards in a dead faint*
Likos:AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:BIG BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:*Looks at Kaiba* Oh my.
Ryou:RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away, very, very scared*
Teyva:*Looks at Ryou's retreating back* You know, if I had a bunch of people glomping me, I'd run away too.
EPG:*Glares at Teyva*Not very nice are you?
Teyva:Of course not! It's me!
Starayva:^^
Teyva:Starayva? Are you high?
Starayva:*Falls of Teyva's shoulder*X_x
Teyva:Oh dear..............
Streea:I think that is her way of saying 'Yes Teyva, what do you think?'
Teyva:I believe you are correct. How odd. I've never seen Starayva fall off anything, especially my shoulder. She must be REALLY high.
EPG:You think?
Teyva:Yup. Sadly, I do. Think, that is. Ok, I need to sit down. I'm getting woozy. *Collapses onto the couch*
Likos:Um, Teyva? *He looks worriedly at Teyva, who has landed on top of him* Maybe this isn't so bad......
Everyone else:0.o
Adaele:*Decides to change the subject* To the Tic-Tacs!
Yami:TIC-TACS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over to the Tic-Tacs and jumps in, but jumps out screaming two seconds later* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Hides behind Kaiba*
Angel:That won't exactly work.
Yami:Shutup, what do you know?
EPG:I know that you are EXTREMELY scared.
SnowWolf:Why do you say that?
EPG:A selected few things would scare Yami away from a large pile of Tic-Tacs and all it's glory.
Teyva:*Finally realizes is sitting on Likos* Oh, sorry Likos. *Moves to different seat. Looks at Yami* It has something to do with Enomis and Frodo, doesn't it?
Yami:*Nodds head frantically*
Teyva:I am *Hits head with two fingers* psychic!
Enomis and Frodo walk out of the Tic-Tac pile, wearing eachother's clothes.
Teyva:*Stands up and covers eyes. She begins to walk out of the room*I did NOT see that. I did NOT see that! I did NOT just see that!! *Has eyes covered so... well... she walks into a wall* Ow?
Illusion:I think that is something we could've all done without.
Kaiba:*Sits up and looks at Enomis and Frodo*How lovely. *Faints again*
Mokuba:O_o Uhhh... someone?
Adaele:At least it was better then seeing the nude hobbits.
Frodo:Did someone say hobbits?
Angel:Still drunk is he?
AK2:I think that would be a yes.
Merry and Pippen run in through the front doors.
Merry:HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pippen:Can't catch us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:I am NOT going to open my eyes!!! I hear Merry and Pippen and that means that Legolas and Gimli didna catch them.
Gimli:You would win that bet.
Legolas:Stop talking and run!!!!!!
Gimli:Right.
All four of them run outside again.
KL2:This is an insane party!
EPG:Really.
Teyva:Can I open my eyes now?
Yami:If I can jump into the Tic-Tac pile then yes.
Kaiba:*Sits up and looks around*I think it would be fine. *Faints again*
Joey:How did he know what he were talkin' 'bout?
Cassie:I think it was just luck.
Illusion:I agree with Cassie.
Angel:Well, can we have Tic-Tacs or not?
Bakura:*Still trying to get Tic-Tacs out of the case by chewing on it*I think EPG should get rid of the 'bad' ones.
Adaele:What do you mean the... ohhhhhh. Yes, yes, please!!
Dragon:I don't know if I want any if that happened.
Y. Bleed:They are in plastic containers!!
Bleed:The Tic-Tacs themselves wouldn't have been touched.
EPG:I will do it anyways. *She takes out her all-powerful laptop and types. A whole bunch of smushed and opened Tic-Tac cases march out of the pile and into a trash can that wasn't there till now*
Death:NICE EPG.
EPG:Thankyou. I like making Tic-Tacs march, tis fun.
Mokuba:Teeheehee... tis, tis, tis... tis.
Everyone else:0.o
Mokuba:*Walks off muttering 'tis' over and over again*
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Everyone ate all but a few Tic-Tacs, leaving some cases for Frodo, Enomis, Pippen, Legolas, Gimli, and Merry. Kaiba showed everyone into the very large dining room and made them sit at the table.
Ariyah:This is a very big dining room.
Angel:And a very big table.
Kaiba:*Sitting at the head of the table*It wasn't cheap, so I would believe so.
EPG:I want to sit next to Ryou!!
Typhoon:NOO, I want to sit next to him!!
LDQ:No one is sitting by Ryou, 'cept me.
Rhamana:Two people can sit next to Ryou, and I'm going to be one of them!!
EPG:I say I should sit next to him since I have been here the longest.
Rhamana:I say I should sit next to him since I have been here the shortest!!
LDQ:I should sit next to him, since he likes me the most!!
Typhoon:You are wrong, he likes me the most!!!
Rhamana:You two are greatly mistaken, he likes me the most!!!
EPG:Teeheehee... there is now only one more spot. *Is sitting on Ryou's left, leaning on his shoulder*
Typhoon/LDQ/Rhamana:Grrrr... MINE SPOT!!!!! *All run over to the spot, but...................... Rhamana gets there first!!!!*
Rhamana:YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! *Leans on Ryou's right shoulder*
Typhoon/LDQ:Not nice....
Bakura:There is always me!
Typhoon/LDQ:*Glare at Bakura*
Typhoon:You are creepy...
LDQ:And have very funny eyes and hair...
Typhoon:And are very mean...
LDQ:And have a funny shirt...
Bakura:ENOUGH!!! I will sit by myself, and then there is always the spot right across from Ryou.
Ryou:-_-' Why did you have to tell them?
Bakura:'Cause I care for you.
Ryou:Really? Then why don't you show it?
Bakura:*Sits on Mokuba's right, who is sitting at the end of the table*I try and try and try, but it don't seem to work for you.
LDQ:Where are you going to sit, Typhoon?*Sitting right across from Ryou*
Typhoon:*Sigh*Why does it always happen to me? I guess I will sit here*Sits right across from EPG*
Rhamana:Cool, I get to sit next to Ryou. *Kisses his cheek*
Ryou:Who started all this kissing?
EPG:That would be Teyva.*Kisses his nose*
Ryou:*Blushes and glares at Teyva*Why?
Teyva:'Cause Likos asked me for one. *Kisses Todd, who is sitting at her right*
Todd:Cool, I got another kiss.
Teyva:*Turns to Likos sitting at her left*That was my last kiss until I get some food.
Joey:Food is good.*Sits across from Teyva*^.^
Enomis:*Walks down with Frodo, both of them wearing the right clothes*I sit next to Yugi and Yami.
Ariyah:I wanted to si...
Enomis:*Bites her hand*Mine!!
Ariyah:Okie!! ^^;
Enomis:*Grabs Yami and Yugi and places them on either side of herself, Yugi on right and Yami on left*And someone can sit next to Yugi, and someone can sit next to Yami. ^^
Ariyah:Since I can't sit next to both.... I call YAMI!!!! *Runs and sits next to Yami, left*
Yami:Someone nice sits next to me, I think.
Frodo:What about me??
Enomis:Pippen and Merry can sit next to you when they come back.
Frodo:And then Legolas and Gimli can sit by one of them!!^^
Streea:I see he ain't drunk anymore. *Sits next to EPG, left, and Likos, right*
Likos:Oh, that's just nice. I get to sit next to the wolfe with an iron stomach.
Streea:Watch what you say, person!! *Growls*
Starayva:Cooo!^^*Sits on Teyva's left shoulder*
Legolas:There is no need for us run anymore. The two drunk hobbits are putting clothes on...
Gimli:In separate rooms...
Legolas:And should be down shortly. *Sits on Mokuba's left*
Zuimedah:Caw!^^*Sits on Mokuba's right shoulder*
Mokuba:Good birdie!!
Pippen:What happened after we drank the beer?
Frodo:Yes, what did happen?
Merry:Or do we want to know?
Digi:A lot of stuff happened while you three were drunk, but you do not really want to know.
Pippen:Fine with me!*Sits next to Legolas, left*
Frodo:All I know is that I am numb all over. *Sits next to Pippen, left*
Merry:My feet are sore.*Sits next to Frodo, left*
Gimli:I thought it was a good idea to give them all the beer, at least at the time.*Sits next to Merry, left and Death, right*
Death:I DON'T GET WHY I COULDN'T SIT NEXT TO JOEY.
Joey:Tristen will sit here.
Teyva:Joey, Tristen is at the hospital.
SQ:I will sit here. *Sits on Kaiba's right*
KL2:I think we should let Kaiba decide on who gets to sit on he's left.
Kaiba:Me? You two want me to decide?
AK2/KL2:*Nod*Yes yes yes!! Do do do!!
Kaiba:Do not bite my head off, neither.
AK2/KL2:CHOOSE!!!!
Kaiba:Fine!! KL2.
AK2:Why?!?
Kaiba:'Cause you kissed me!!!
KL2:Yeah!! *Sits on his left*
AK2:Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't remmember that. *Sits next to SQ*
Bleed:I do not care where I sit, as long as I can sit next to my Yami.
Y. Bleed:Since no one will sit next to Bakura, I will.
Bakura:I ish loved.
EPG:*Evil grin*
Bakura:What was that for?
EPG:Nothin, nothing at all. Teeheehee.
Bakura:Oooo...kkkk...
Y. Bleed:Nothing, right... *Sits next to Bakura, right*
Bleed:Cool, I can sit now. *Sits next to her Yami, right*
Digi:Since no one is sitting next to Death on his left, I shall. *Sits on Death's left and Rhamana's right*
Death:THANKYOU KINDLY.
Digi:No problem, I think.
DME:If I could've, I would of gladly sat next to Frodo, or Merry, or Pippen, or Gimli, well not really, or Legolas.
Gimli:Why not me?
DME:You smell funny.
Death:YES, YOU DO.
Merry:Sadly my friend, I must agree.
DME:Uhhh... yah. So I'll just sit here. *Sits on Todd's left*
AK2:Who is going to sit on my right?
Dragon:For me being afaird that I will have to sit next to Joey, I will sit here. *Sits next to AK2, right, and DME, left*
Kaiba:Amazing, one side is completly filled.
Mokuba:What?
Frodo:He said that one side is completly filled.
Mokuba:Cool!
Zuimedah:Caw!!^^
Angel:Now is my chance to sit next to Yugi!! Yeah!!
Digi:I could've sat next to Yugi? Why did no one tell me??
Yugi:I could've, but I couldn't.
Digi:Why is that?
Yugi:That. *Points to Enomis, who is kissing Yami on the lips*
Digi:I didn't really need to see that but ok, I guess.
Angel:Cool, I get to sit next to Yugi. *Sits on his right*
Yugi:I don't get this, why do I have to sit across from the smelly little old man?
Gimli:Who you calling little??
Yugi:You!!
Gimli:Oh, ok!!
Yugi:*Anime sweat drop*
Cassie:Joey, you look hungry.
Joey:Food!! *Ignores Cassie*
Cassie:Well, I know where I'm not sitting. I'll just squeeze in here. *Sits on KL2's left*
KL2:Company!!^-^
Cassie:Yup.
Wolf:Since I don't think anyone will willingly sit next to Joey, I shall. *Sit's on Joey's right*
Illusion:Hmmm... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16... I guess I will take empty slot 16, across from Dragon. *Sits on Cassie's left*
SnowWolf:Hmmm... choices choices.
Ryoko:Well I'm not one to wait and let my choices narrow. *Sits between Wolf and Illusion* This will do well.
Streea:I see two spots, and three people standing.
EPG:That's becuase you have taken one of their spots!!
Yami:I don't really need to eat, being a spirit and all, so I guess I will just...
Enomis:You are staying!!
Yami:On second thought, I guess I will try pizza.
EPG:It looks like you will have to sit behind me again, Stree.
Streea:That isn't far, I never get to sit at the table anymore. *Jumps off the seat and lays behind EPG's chair*
Adaele:I'll just take the seat inbetween Likos and EPG then. She won't bite me, I hope...
Streea:But you don't know if I will.
Adaele:Threatened by a wolfe, something I don't know whether I should laugh at, or be afaird.
EPG:Just sit.
Adaele:That I will. *Sits by Likos and EPG*
SnowWolf:I guess I will choose last.
Kaiser:Cool! Then I sit next to Typhoon. *Sits on Typhoon's left*
SnowWolf:And of course, I sit next to Joey. Oh well, at least I get pizza. *Sits next to Kaiser and Joey*
EPG:And everyone is seated. Pizza, Dr. Pepper, and Cotten Candy will be out shortly.
Everyone else:Cotten Candy??
EPG:Something I dug up while everyone else was busy.
Mokuba:COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:Great, oh well, I always knew that I lived in hell.
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30 minutes later...
Digi:I though you said that the stuff would be out soon??
EPG:I did, unless Death forgot to bring out the undead butlers with no heads!!
DeathOH, I AM SORRY, MUST OF SLIPPED MY MIND.
Joey:That's not all that is going to slip your mind if I don't get some food!!!
Teyva:Calm down Joey.
Joey:How can I calm down when the pizza is in the kitchen, getting cold?!?
Everyone else:*Anime sweat drop*
Death:I WILL CALL ON SOME OF MY FRIENDS, THAT WILL GET THE PIZZA OUT FASTER.
Death snaps his fingers and several undead butlers with no heads appear in a puff of smoke. They moan and go into the kitchen.
Death:FOOD SHOULD BE OUT SHORTLY.
EPG:That's what I said 30 minutes ago.
Just as she says that, the undead butlers with no heads come out. A few are carring pizza boxs, others are carring Dr. Pepper, and a few are carring pink and blue cotton candy.
Wolf:Why pink?
EPG:No yellow.
SnowWolf:How about using your special author powers.
EPG:Good idea!!^.^
SnowWolf:*Anime sweat drop*
EPG:*Pulls out her all-powerful laptop and types. Soon all the pink cotton candy is yellow*Happy?
Everyone else:*Nod*
The undead butlers go around and put two pieces of pizza on everyones plate and put the Dr. Pepper along the table neatly. The rest of them handed cotton candy to all the people except Streea, Death, and Starayva. They handed Death and Streea grey cotton candy instead.
Streea:YEAH!!
Everyone else:^^;;
Death:HAPPY STREEA?
Streea:You bet!! *Eats her moldy pizza and cotten candy*
Joey:FEEDIN' FRENZY!!!!!!!!! *He digs in to his cotten candy, pizza, and Dr. Pepper, as well as everyone else*
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Two mintues later........
Joey:Can I have more???
Everyone else:*Anime sweat drop*
Death:UHH... SURE.
One of the undead butlers walks over to Joey, but trips over Streea and the pizza flies above everyone and lands on Enomis's head.
Bakura:*Laughs*Oh! That's great!! Enomis, you better run, Joey might try to eat your head!
Enomis:*Growls*You little creep!! *Jumps over the table and over to him*DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:WHOAH!!!!!! *Gets up and runs away, Enomis following him*
Azari:Now this is entertainment!! *Laughs*
Enomis:COME BACK HERE AND FEEL THE POWER OF MY CLAWS!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:0.o;;;?? SAVE ME SAVE ME SAV........... *Runs into a wall* Ow? There was a wall there.... *Faints*
Enomis:*Nods satisfied and sits back down*
Everyone else:*Sweat drop**Continue eating*
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After everyone is done eating...
Joey:Bai bai!!!
EPG:*Waves*COME SEE US AGAIN!!!!!
Teyva:It was very fun!!
Death:I WISH I COULD STAY LONGER, AS I THINK WE ALL DO, BUT GOODBYE!
Legolas:See you all soon!
SnowWolf:THAT WAS REALLY FUN!!!!!
Mokuba:Uhhhh..... guys.....
Kaiba:WHAT THE HELL HAS BEEN DONE TO MY HOUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?! *Looks at trashed house*
Mokuba:I think we need to go and help clean.
Todd:Scary....
Likos:Yup yup! And that's why I'm leaving!! Goodbye Teyva!
Teyva:*Gives Likos a BIG romantic kiss on his lips*Goodbye Likos!
Likos:I GOT A KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps away saying that*
Digi:I think we should go stop him before he jumps off a bridge.
Guests:*Nod*Bye!/Goodbye!/See ya!/Bai bai!/Buh bai! *Walk off*
EPG:I think we should go clean up before Kaiba decides to kill us all.
Everyone else:*Nod and go inside to clean up*
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EPG:*Sighs*I'M DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now to work on the 7th chapter! *Pulls out laptop and begins to type*
Ryou:Oh great, I wonder what will happen next.
Bakura:My head hurts... *Rubs head*
Mokuba:I think we got that down after you hit that wall.
Bakura:Shutup shorty!
Mokuba:DUN CALL ME SHORT!!!!!
Teyva:Now, I think this story will compeltely end right here.
Guests:REMEMBER TO REVIEW AND HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:Where did you come up with the title name?
EPG:I couldn't think of anything so I asked Ryou.
Kaiba:And you listened to him??
Ryou:She couldn't refuse.
Kaiba:O_O;;;!!
EPG:Hehehehe...
Teyva:Azari, you frighten me sometimes.
EPG:Sometimes??
Teyva:Right, you scare me all the time!!
EPG:HAHAH!!!
Mokuba:Where did all the funkey tasting drink go? *Searches for more*
Gimli:Why can't I give him more?
Teyva:Because he got us wet last time.
Gimli:Ok. Who can I give it to then?
EPG:Give it to the hobbits. They'll like it.
Gimli:Ok!! FRODO!!! PIPPEN!!! MERRY!!! COME HERE!!!!! *Walks off in their deriction*
Japanese Lawyer:DISCLAIMER!!!!
EPG:You finally say something!!
Japanese Lawyer:O_o?
EPG:Nevermind. Since this is the last chapter with guests I am gonna let the guests say the disclaimer one word at a time. It will go in the following order; Adaele, SQ, LDQ, DME, Ariyah, Bleed, Y. Bleed, Typhoon, Dragon, SnowWolf, Wolf, Kaiser, Ryoko then, Angel. Here we go!!
Japanese Lawyer:HEAD HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer:Adaele:Evil
SQ:Panic
LDQ:Goddess
DME:Does
Ariyah:Not
Bleed:Own
Y. Bleed:Yu-Gi-Oh!
Typhoon:Us
Dragon:Guests
SnowWolf:Teyva
Wolf:Teyva's
Kaiser:Muse
Ryoko:The
Angel:People
Adaele:From
SQ:Lord
LDQ:Of
DME:The
Ariyah:Rings
Bleed:Or
Y. Bleed:Death
Typhoon:Likos
Dragon:And
SnowWolf:Todd!!
Wolf:She
Kaiser:Does
Ryoko:However
Angel:Own
Adaele:Herself
SQ:Her
LDQ:Yami
DME:Who
Ariyah:Isn't
Bleed:Even
Y. Bleed:Here
Typhoon:Her
Dragon:Muse
SnowWolf:Streea
Wolf:The
Kaiser:Dr. Pepper
Ryoko:Tic-Tacs
Angel:And
Adaele:The
SQ:Lovely
LDQ:Tastey
DME:Fun
Ariyah:To
Bleed:Eat
Y. Bleed:Gonna
Typhoon:Be
Dragon:Eaten
SnowWolf:Soon
Wolf:Pizza!
Kaiser:End
Ryoko:Of
Angel:Disclaimer!!!!
Bakura:That was confusing.
Japanese Lawyer:HEAD HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away screaming that*
EPG:Ooooooohhhhhh, that was fun. ((Hard to write though...))
Mokuba:I WANT TASTY THING GIMLI BROUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Tears*
Kaiba:Even though you don't need it YOU GET DR. PEPPER!!!!!
Mokuba:Oh, ok!! ^^
Kaiba:*Slaps forehead* Ugh.
EPG:*Pulls out her all-powerfull laptop and types something. Soon a whole bunch of deranged penguins and mushrooms chase Bakura* That was satisfying.
Bakura:WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!?!?!?!
EPG:I don't know. AND ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:GET THEM AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EPG made everyone sit down in the living room, even though a lot of them had to sit on the floor.
Adaele:When will the last people come?
Mokuba:Yea!!
Joey:And when they come, can we eat?
EPG:They will come soon, and we will eat when they come.
Teyva:Death, may we have towels? It is getting cold being wet.
Death:OF COURSE YOU ALL MAY. *He snaps his fingers and a towel lands on everyone, except Bakura and Kaiba*
Kaiba:Why don't I have a towel???
Bakura:What about me?!?!
Death:I ONLY HAVE ONE TOWEL LEFT, SO YOU TWO WILL HAVE TO SHARE.
Bakura/Kaiba:SHARE?!?! WITH HIM?!?!?! *Glare at eachother* NEVER!!!!!!!
Death:IF YOU WANT TO STAY WET THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE IT.
Bakura:Fine, I'll share, as long as I can us it first.
Kaiba:I don't care, as long as I get one! I wish I didn't have to share though.
Bakura:Are you saying that I'm not good enough for you?!?
Kaiba:I'm saying that I don't know what you will do with that towel!!
Bakura:Oh, so you don't trust me, you don't trust an old friend?
Kaiba:FRIEND!?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'FRIEND'?!?!?!
Bakura:I don't know, why I bother that is.
Kaiba:Grrr...
Bakura:Down mutt.
Joey:DON'T CALL ME A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:I wasn't calling you one, I wa...
Joey:*Bashes him on the head with a mallet* TAKE THAT EVIL DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:You go Jeoy.
Death:OH WELL. KAIBA, YOU CAN HAVE THE TOWEL UNTIL BAKURA REGAINS CONCIOUSNESS. *Snaps fingers and a towel falls on top of Kaiba*
Kaiba:I will no longer be standing in my boxers alone!!! YES!!!!!
Bakura:I wouldn't say that. *Stands up* Hand over my towel.
Kaiba:WHAT?!?!?! I JUST GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death:I DID SAY THAT YOU COULD HAVE IT UNTIL HE GAINED CONCIOUSNESS, AND HE HAS.
Bakura:Yea! So hand it over!
Kaiba:*Mutters something about stupid theif and old dead person. Hands the towel to Bakura* I will get my revenge!!!
Zuimedah:*Caws loudly and starts to try and peck Kaiba's eyes out*
Mokuba:He don't like the word revenge and he likes Bakura. Hehe.
Bakura:I feel loved.
SnowWolf:Thats good for none of us like you that much.
EPG:Weeeellllllll, I wouldn't say that.
Teyva:And where did this sudden change of heart come from.
Ryou:That's my favorite card.
Teyva:*Slaps forehead* I didn't know you were that dence.
Enomis:Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmh... Ears... *Dives back under the Tic-Tacs, Yami and Frodo's ear in her mouth*
Teyva:How is it possible to chew on two peoples ears at the same time?
EPG:Teeheehee... BAKURA WILL RULE OVER ALL... and Ryou will stay my toy.
Ryou:NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NO ONES TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONES TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:You really think I will have that much power?
EPG:No, it's just fun to say that. And besides, it's the only thing that fits with 'and Ryou will stay my toy'.
Ryou:I AM NO ONES TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPG:I would disagree with that. *Runs over to him and glomps him*
LDQ:Don't forget about me, even though he is MY TOY!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and glomps him as well*
Ryou:NO.... ONES..... TOY..... AM....... I....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Typhoon:I don't want you as my toy anyways. That wouldn't go good in my collection.
Teyva:Uhhhhh, right.
Likos:Can I have a kiss?
Teyva:Sure. *She walks over to Joey. She kisses his cheek*
Joey:*Blushes* What was that for?
Teyva:Oh! It wasn't you who wanted a kiss? Oh well, that was my only kiss at this time. Sorry Todd.
Todd:What? I didn't want a kiss, not now at least.
Likos:Grrr...
Bakura:I'm not even gonna mention the canine word.
EPG:I can give a kiss to someone! *Kisses Ryou's nose* That was fun.
Ryou:*Blushes* Not.... infront..... of........ other........ people.......!!
LDQ:ME KISS TOO!!!!! *Kisses his cheek*
Ryou:*Blushes more* Not...... the....... kisses......!!!
Typhoon:I would kiss you, but I'm not the kind of person.
???:I guess you have forgotten that one more person would like to have a part of Ryou.
???:Yea, and will that crazy person in the Tic-Tacs give my Yami back!?!
Enomis:*Pops head out of Tic-Tacs*I'M NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo:*Surfaces head as well*Would've fooled *hic* me.
Enomis:Oooooooohhhhhhhhh, your drunk. *Evil grin* I have something at the bottom of the pile for you.
Frodo:COOL *hic*!!!!!!!!! What is it? *hic*
Enomis:I'll show you if you follow me. *Dives under followed by Frodo*
Yami:*Pops head out*I wonder if she'll let me have some of it?
???:I think it's gotten away from us over here.
???:Yea!
EPG:Ok ok. *Let's go of Ryou, as does LDQ* This is Legolas150, but she'll go by her Yami's name, Rhamana. And this is Digi-Girl.
Digi:Yes! Now I can hug you, Yami, Yugi!!
Yami/Yugi:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Frodo:AHHHHHHH*hic*hahahahahahahaha… *Muffled by Tic-Tacs*
Digi:That was odd. *Runs over to Yami and pulls him out of the Tic-Tacs and hugs him*
Yami:Hey, I can actually breath still.
Ariyah:Not for long. *Runs over and glomps him*
Digi:Hmph, Yugi! *Runs over and hugs him instead*
Yugi:You are nice. *Hugs back*
Kaiba:Something puzzles me, how did you get in without us knowing?
Rhamana:It is rather disgusting.
Kaiba:What do you mean 'disgusting'?
Rhamana:Two little men with curly hair and hairy feet ran out of the kitchen door.
Kaiba:And what's so disgusting about that?
Rhamana:They were butt naked.
Digi:And you standing there in your boxers is not helping to erase the sight.
Kaiba:*Blushes* Uhhhhhhhhhhh…
Frodo:AHHHHHHHH*hic*hahahahahahahahahahahaha… *Muffled by Tic-Tacs again*
Kaiba:*Grabs towel from Bakura and ties it around his waist* You've had it for long enough.
Bakura:I don't care, I was done with it anyways.
Kaiba:I'm not even gonna ask what you mean by that.
Teyva:*Turns to Gimli* How much beer did you give the hobbits anyways?
Gimli:I had four barrels, so about 1 and 1/3 to each of them.
EPG:YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey:Wow, some ones dumber them me.
Wolf:Admitting your dumb is pretty stupid in itself, but you can be smarter them Gimli most of the time.
Gimli:That's so nice Wolf.
Wolf:I try to be as kind as I can.
Streea:If he had given me some then the hobbits would still probably be drunk, but at least the wouldn't be running around naked!!!!!!
EPG:How did I get stuck with a muse who has an iron stomach?
Streea:Your just a special person, Zar.
EPG:That means SO much coming from you, Stree. *Rolls eyes*
???:Who are those creepy little people running around with no clothes.
???:At least we know we came to the right place.
Teyva:And what does that mean?
???:Don't you think I should be introduced before I answer questions?
Teyva:Your right. Azari.
EPG:Ok. This is KaibaLover2.
Kaiba:Damn.
EPG:Whatever. And this is Illusion Showro.
Illusion:And to answer to your question, I am just stating that weird stuff always goes on here at the Kaiba Mansion, so creepy people running around with no clothes on just assures me that I have come to the right place.
Kaiba:Oh thanks.
KL2:*Runs over and glomps Kaiba*What the name says!!
Kaiba:I thought everyone loved Ryou, not me...
EPG:At least I know four people who like Ryou.
Ryou:NO!
LDQ:Four people who are here right now.
Ryou:NO NO!!!!
Typhoon:Four people who love him dearly.
Ryou:NO NO NO!!!!!!
Rhamana:Four people whos names are EPG, LDQ, Typhoon, and Rhamana. *They all go over and glomp him*
Ryou:NO... NO... NO... NO...!!!!!!!!!!
Typhoon:That was fun. *Let's go*
Rhamana:Yes it was. *Let's go as well*
LDQ:A reason I do it all the time. *Let's go*
EPG:A the reason I do this. *Kisses his nose and let's go*
Ryou:I'm alive. Embarassed by the kiss, but alive! YES!!!
EPG:Sometimes you can be odder then Bakura.
Bakura:*Eating Tic-Tac case*What do you mean by that?!?
EPG:I guess you aren't odder then that.
Bakura:Grrrr...
LDQ:Down puppy. Before we have to put a chain around your neck.
Bakura:Haven't you people learned never to call someone a dog around Joey?
Joey:DON'T CALL ME A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over and hits Bakura on the head with a herring*
Bakura:It... wasn't... me...!!! X_x
LDQ:Amazing, I wasn't hit by a herring and I called Bakura the dog. Usaully that means to Joey that I call... *Has mouth covered by Teyva and EPG*
Teyva:Please don't say that.
EPG:You are our guest and we don't want you to be beatten into the ground with a herring.
LDQ:Oh, ok.
Pippen and Merry run through the door and out the kitchen door.
Adaele:My eyes have been burned!!
Angle:That was diffently not needed.
Legolas:Gimli, I think you should go catch them now.
Gimli:Why just me? There are two of them. You help me!!
Legolas:Why me?
Gimli:'Cause your fast, and so are they.
Legolas:You are not very nice, did you know that?
Gimli:I sorta did. Help me catch them!!
Legolas:Fine. But you will pay me back greatly then.
Gimli:Fine, fine.
Legolas and Gimli run after the two drunk and naked hobbits, Merry and Pippen.
SnowWolf:Well at least the hobbits won't be naked for much longer.
Teyva:You don't know how fast Pippen and Merry can run do you?
SnowWolf:No, not really.
EPG:I think they will be done with being drunk before Gimli and Legolas catch them.
???:I think we should all help them.
???:Maybe the boys could help them but I am not going any where near those two nude hobbits.
Frodo:*Pops head out of Tic-Tacs*Did somebody say hobbits?
Enomis:DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pulls him back under*
???:At least there aren't three nude hobbits.
Bakura:I don't know how long that will last however.
???:How about you introduce us EPG.
EPG:Ok then. This is Angel Kaiba 2.
Kaiba:Dammit! Why do all the bad things happen to me??
AK2:I don't know what your talking about. *Runs over and glomps him*
KL2:Neither do I, and your boxers are funny looking. *Runs over and glomps him as well*
Kaiba:Not……… nice……..
???:And I will be cast out of the little party?
EPG:No. This is Cassie.
Cassie:Thank you.
Joey:Now that everyone is here, can eat?
EPG:Yes, you can eat now.
Adaele:And I can have Tic-Tacs!
Teyva:*Walks over to Kaiba and gives him a kiss* Don't ask what that was for. I don't know myself.
Kaiba:0.o
KL2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Glares at Teyva*
AK2:What a good idea! *Gives him a very, very long kiss on the lips*
Kaiba:O_O*He fall over backwards in a dead faint*
Likos:AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba:BIG BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:*Looks at Kaiba* Oh my.
Ryou:RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs away, very, very scared*
Teyva:*Looks at Ryou's retreating back* You know, if I had a bunch of people glomping me, I'd run away too.
EPG:*Glares at Teyva*Not very nice are you?
Teyva:Of course not! It's me!
Starayva:^^
Teyva:Starayva? Are you high?
Starayva:*Falls of Teyva's shoulder*X_x
Teyva:Oh dear..............
Streea:I think that is her way of saying 'Yes Teyva, what do you think?'
Teyva:I believe you are correct. How odd. I've never seen Starayva fall off anything, especially my shoulder. She must be REALLY high.
EPG:You think?
Teyva:Yup. Sadly, I do. Think, that is. Ok, I need to sit down. I'm getting woozy. *Collapses onto the couch*
Likos:Um, Teyva? *He looks worriedly at Teyva, who has landed on top of him* Maybe this isn't so bad......
Everyone else:0.o
Adaele:*Decides to change the subject* To the Tic-Tacs!
Yami:TIC-TACS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over to the Tic-Tacs and jumps in, but jumps out screaming two seconds later* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Hides behind Kaiba*
Angel:That won't exactly work.
Yami:Shutup, what do you know?
EPG:I know that you are EXTREMELY scared.
SnowWolf:Why do you say that?
EPG:A selected few things would scare Yami away from a large pile of Tic-Tacs and all it's glory.
Teyva:*Finally realizes is sitting on Likos* Oh, sorry Likos. *Moves to different seat. Looks at Yami* It has something to do with Enomis and Frodo, doesn't it?
Yami:*Nodds head frantically*
Teyva:I am *Hits head with two fingers* psychic!
Enomis and Frodo walk out of the Tic-Tac pile, wearing eachother's clothes.
Teyva:*Stands up and covers eyes. She begins to walk out of the room*I did NOT see that. I did NOT see that! I did NOT just see that!! *Has eyes covered so... well... she walks into a wall* Ow?
Illusion:I think that is something we could've all done without.
Kaiba:*Sits up and looks at Enomis and Frodo*How lovely. *Faints again*
Mokuba:O_o Uhhh... someone?
Adaele:At least it was better then seeing the nude hobbits.
Frodo:Did someone say hobbits?
Angel:Still drunk is he?
AK2:I think that would be a yes.
Merry and Pippen run in through the front doors.
Merry:HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pippen:Can't catch us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teyva:I am NOT going to open my eyes!!! I hear Merry and Pippen and that means that Legolas and Gimli didna catch them.
Gimli:You would win that bet.
Legolas:Stop talking and run!!!!!!
Gimli:Right.
All four of them run outside again.
KL2:This is an insane party!
EPG:Really.
Teyva:Can I open my eyes now?
Yami:If I can jump into the Tic-Tac pile then yes.
Kaiba:*Sits up and looks around*I think it would be fine. *Faints again*
Joey:How did he know what he were talkin' 'bout?
Cassie:I think it was just luck.
Illusion:I agree with Cassie.
Angel:Well, can we have Tic-Tacs or not?
Bakura:*Still trying to get Tic-Tacs out of the case by chewing on it*I think EPG should get rid of the 'bad' ones.
Adaele:What do you mean the... ohhhhhh. Yes, yes, please!!
Dragon:I don't know if I want any if that happened.
Y. Bleed:They are in plastic containers!!
Bleed:The Tic-Tacs themselves wouldn't have been touched.
EPG:I will do it anyways. *She takes out her all-powerful laptop and types. A whole bunch of smushed and opened Tic-Tac cases march out of the pile and into a trash can that wasn't there till now*
Death:NICE EPG.
EPG:Thankyou. I like making Tic-Tacs march, tis fun.
Mokuba:Teeheehee... tis, tis, tis... tis.
Everyone else:0.o
Mokuba:*Walks off muttering 'tis' over and over again*
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Everyone ate all but a few Tic-Tacs, leaving some cases for Frodo, Enomis, Pippen, Legolas, Gimli, and Merry. Kaiba showed everyone into the very large dining room and made them sit at the table.
Ariyah:This is a very big dining room.
Angel:And a very big table.
Kaiba:*Sitting at the head of the table*It wasn't cheap, so I would believe so.
EPG:I want to sit next to Ryou!!
Typhoon:NOO, I want to sit next to him!!
LDQ:No one is sitting by Ryou, 'cept me.
Rhamana:Two people can sit next to Ryou, and I'm going to be one of them!!
EPG:I say I should sit next to him since I have been here the longest.
Rhamana:I say I should sit next to him since I have been here the shortest!!
LDQ:I should sit next to him, since he likes me the most!!
Typhoon:You are wrong, he likes me the most!!!
Rhamana:You two are greatly mistaken, he likes me the most!!!
EPG:Teeheehee... there is now only one more spot. *Is sitting on Ryou's left, leaning on his shoulder*
Typhoon/LDQ/Rhamana:Grrrr... MINE SPOT!!!!! *All run over to the spot, but...................... Rhamana gets there first!!!!*
Rhamana:YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! *Leans on Ryou's right shoulder*
Typhoon/LDQ:Not nice....
Bakura:There is always me!
Typhoon/LDQ:*Glare at Bakura*
Typhoon:You are creepy...
LDQ:And have very funny eyes and hair...
Typhoon:And are very mean...
LDQ:And have a funny shirt...
Bakura:ENOUGH!!! I will sit by myself, and then there is always the spot right across from Ryou.
Ryou:-_-' Why did you have to tell them?
Bakura:'Cause I care for you.
Ryou:Really? Then why don't you show it?
Bakura:*Sits on Mokuba's right, who is sitting at the end of the table*I try and try and try, but it don't seem to work for you.
LDQ:Where are you going to sit, Typhoon?*Sitting right across from Ryou*
Typhoon:*Sigh*Why does it always happen to me? I guess I will sit here*Sits right across from EPG*
Rhamana:Cool, I get to sit next to Ryou. *Kisses his cheek*
Ryou:Who started all this kissing?
EPG:That would be Teyva.*Kisses his nose*
Ryou:*Blushes and glares at Teyva*Why?
Teyva:'Cause Likos asked me for one. *Kisses Todd, who is sitting at her right*
Todd:Cool, I got another kiss.
Teyva:*Turns to Likos sitting at her left*That was my last kiss until I get some food.
Joey:Food is good.*Sits across from Teyva*^.^
Enomis:*Walks down with Frodo, both of them wearing the right clothes*I sit next to Yugi and Yami.
Ariyah:I wanted to si...
Enomis:*Bites her hand*Mine!!
Ariyah:Okie!! ^^;
Enomis:*Grabs Yami and Yugi and places them on either side of herself, Yugi on right and Yami on left*And someone can sit next to Yugi, and someone can sit next to Yami. ^^
Ariyah:Since I can't sit next to both.... I call YAMI!!!! *Runs and sits next to Yami, left*
Yami:Someone nice sits next to me, I think.
Frodo:What about me??
Enomis:Pippen and Merry can sit next to you when they come back.
Frodo:And then Legolas and Gimli can sit by one of them!!^^
Streea:I see he ain't drunk anymore. *Sits next to EPG, left, and Likos, right*
Likos:Oh, that's just nice. I get to sit next to the wolfe with an iron stomach.
Streea:Watch what you say, person!! *Growls*
Starayva:Cooo!^^*Sits on Teyva's left shoulder*
Legolas:There is no need for us run anymore. The two drunk hobbits are putting clothes on...
Gimli:In separate rooms...
Legolas:And should be down shortly. *Sits on Mokuba's left*
Zuimedah:Caw!^^*Sits on Mokuba's right shoulder*
Mokuba:Good birdie!!
Pippen:What happened after we drank the beer?
Frodo:Yes, what did happen?
Merry:Or do we want to know?
Digi:A lot of stuff happened while you three were drunk, but you do not really want to know.
Pippen:Fine with me!*Sits next to Legolas, left*
Frodo:All I know is that I am numb all over. *Sits next to Pippen, left*
Merry:My feet are sore.*Sits next to Frodo, left*
Gimli:I thought it was a good idea to give them all the beer, at least at the time.*Sits next to Merry, left and Death, right*
Death:I DON'T GET WHY I COULDN'T SIT NEXT TO JOEY.
Joey:Tristen will sit here.
Teyva:Joey, Tristen is at the hospital.
SQ:I will sit here. *Sits on Kaiba's right*
KL2:I think we should let Kaiba decide on who gets to sit on he's left.
Kaiba:Me? You two want me to decide?
AK2/KL2:*Nod*Yes yes yes!! Do do do!!
Kaiba:Do not bite my head off, neither.
AK2/KL2:CHOOSE!!!!
Kaiba:Fine!! KL2.
AK2:Why?!?
Kaiba:'Cause you kissed me!!!
KL2:Yeah!! *Sits on his left*
AK2:Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't remmember that. *Sits next to SQ*
Bleed:I do not care where I sit, as long as I can sit next to my Yami.
Y. Bleed:Since no one will sit next to Bakura, I will.
Bakura:I ish loved.
EPG:*Evil grin*
Bakura:What was that for?
EPG:Nothin, nothing at all. Teeheehee.
Bakura:Oooo...kkkk...
Y. Bleed:Nothing, right... *Sits next to Bakura, right*
Bleed:Cool, I can sit now. *Sits next to her Yami, right*
Digi:Since no one is sitting next to Death on his left, I shall. *Sits on Death's left and Rhamana's right*
Death:THANKYOU KINDLY.
Digi:No problem, I think.
DME:If I could've, I would of gladly sat next to Frodo, or Merry, or Pippen, or Gimli, well not really, or Legolas.
Gimli:Why not me?
DME:You smell funny.
Death:YES, YOU DO.
Merry:Sadly my friend, I must agree.
DME:Uhhh... yah. So I'll just sit here. *Sits on Todd's left*
AK2:Who is going to sit on my right?
Dragon:For me being afaird that I will have to sit next to Joey, I will sit here. *Sits next to AK2, right, and DME, left*
Kaiba:Amazing, one side is completly filled.
Mokuba:What?
Frodo:He said that one side is completly filled.
Mokuba:Cool!
Zuimedah:Caw!!^^
Angel:Now is my chance to sit next to Yugi!! Yeah!!
Digi:I could've sat next to Yugi? Why did no one tell me??
Yugi:I could've, but I couldn't.
Digi:Why is that?
Yugi:That. *Points to Enomis, who is kissing Yami on the lips*
Digi:I didn't really need to see that but ok, I guess.
Angel:Cool, I get to sit next to Yugi. *Sits on his right*
Yugi:I don't get this, why do I have to sit across from the smelly little old man?
Gimli:Who you calling little??
Yugi:You!!
Gimli:Oh, ok!!
Yugi:*Anime sweat drop*
Cassie:Joey, you look hungry.
Joey:Food!! *Ignores Cassie*
Cassie:Well, I know where I'm not sitting. I'll just squeeze in here. *Sits on KL2's left*
KL2:Company!!^-^
Cassie:Yup.
Wolf:Since I don't think anyone will willingly sit next to Joey, I shall. *Sit's on Joey's right*
Illusion:Hmmm... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16... I guess I will take empty slot 16, across from Dragon. *Sits on Cassie's left*
SnowWolf:Hmmm... choices choices.
Ryoko:Well I'm not one to wait and let my choices narrow. *Sits between Wolf and Illusion* This will do well.
Streea:I see two spots, and three people standing.
EPG:That's becuase you have taken one of their spots!!
Yami:I don't really need to eat, being a spirit and all, so I guess I will just...
Enomis:You are staying!!
Yami:On second thought, I guess I will try pizza.
EPG:It looks like you will have to sit behind me again, Stree.
Streea:That isn't far, I never get to sit at the table anymore. *Jumps off the seat and lays behind EPG's chair*
Adaele:I'll just take the seat inbetween Likos and EPG then. She won't bite me, I hope...
Streea:But you don't know if I will.
Adaele:Threatened by a wolfe, something I don't know whether I should laugh at, or be afaird.
EPG:Just sit.
Adaele:That I will. *Sits by Likos and EPG*
SnowWolf:I guess I will choose last.
Kaiser:Cool! Then I sit next to Typhoon. *Sits on Typhoon's left*
SnowWolf:And of course, I sit next to Joey. Oh well, at least I get pizza. *Sits next to Kaiser and Joey*
EPG:And everyone is seated. Pizza, Dr. Pepper, and Cotten Candy will be out shortly.
Everyone else:Cotten Candy??
EPG:Something I dug up while everyone else was busy.
Mokuba:COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba:Great, oh well, I always knew that I lived in hell.
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30 minutes later...
Digi:I though you said that the stuff would be out soon??
EPG:I did, unless Death forgot to bring out the undead butlers with no heads!!
DeathOH, I AM SORRY, MUST OF SLIPPED MY MIND.
Joey:That's not all that is going to slip your mind if I don't get some food!!!
Teyva:Calm down Joey.
Joey:How can I calm down when the pizza is in the kitchen, getting cold?!?
Everyone else:*Anime sweat drop*
Death:I WILL CALL ON SOME OF MY FRIENDS, THAT WILL GET THE PIZZA OUT FASTER.
Death snaps his fingers and several undead butlers with no heads appear in a puff of smoke. They moan and go into the kitchen.
Death:FOOD SHOULD BE OUT SHORTLY.
EPG:That's what I said 30 minutes ago.
Just as she says that, the undead butlers with no heads come out. A few are carring pizza boxs, others are carring Dr. Pepper, and a few are carring pink and blue cotton candy.
Wolf:Why pink?
EPG:No yellow.
SnowWolf:How about using your special author powers.
EPG:Good idea!!^.^
SnowWolf:*Anime sweat drop*
EPG:*Pulls out her all-powerful laptop and types. Soon all the pink cotton candy is yellow*Happy?
Everyone else:*Nod*
The undead butlers go around and put two pieces of pizza on everyones plate and put the Dr. Pepper along the table neatly. The rest of them handed cotton candy to all the people except Streea, Death, and Starayva. They handed Death and Streea grey cotton candy instead.
Streea:YEAH!!
Everyone else:^^;;
Death:HAPPY STREEA?
Streea:You bet!! *Eats her moldy pizza and cotten candy*
Joey:FEEDIN' FRENZY!!!!!!!!! *He digs in to his cotten candy, pizza, and Dr. Pepper, as well as everyone else*
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Two mintues later........
Joey:Can I have more???
Everyone else:*Anime sweat drop*
Death:UHH... SURE.
One of the undead butlers walks over to Joey, but trips over Streea and the pizza flies above everyone and lands on Enomis's head.
Bakura:*Laughs*Oh! That's great!! Enomis, you better run, Joey might try to eat your head!
Enomis:*Growls*You little creep!! *Jumps over the table and over to him*DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:WHOAH!!!!!! *Gets up and runs away, Enomis following him*
Azari:Now this is entertainment!! *Laughs*
Enomis:COME BACK HERE AND FEEL THE POWER OF MY CLAWS!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:0.o;;;?? SAVE ME SAVE ME SAV........... *Runs into a wall* Ow? There was a wall there.... *Faints*
Enomis:*Nods satisfied and sits back down*
Everyone else:*Sweat drop**Continue eating*
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After everyone is done eating...
Joey:Bai bai!!!
EPG:*Waves*COME SEE US AGAIN!!!!!
Teyva:It was very fun!!
Death:I WISH I COULD STAY LONGER, AS I THINK WE ALL DO, BUT GOODBYE!
Legolas:See you all soon!
SnowWolf:THAT WAS REALLY FUN!!!!!
Mokuba:Uhhhh..... guys.....
Kaiba:WHAT THE HELL HAS BEEN DONE TO MY HOUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?! *Looks at trashed house*
Mokuba:I think we need to go and help clean.
Todd:Scary....
Likos:Yup yup! And that's why I'm leaving!! Goodbye Teyva!
Teyva:*Gives Likos a BIG romantic kiss on his lips*Goodbye Likos!
Likos:I GOT A KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps away saying that*
Digi:I think we should go stop him before he jumps off a bridge.
Guests:*Nod*Bye!/Goodbye!/See ya!/Bai bai!/Buh bai! *Walk off*
EPG:I think we should go clean up before Kaiba decides to kill us all.
Everyone else:*Nod and go inside to clean up*
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EPG:*Sighs*I'M DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now to work on the 7th chapter! *Pulls out laptop and begins to type*
Ryou:Oh great, I wonder what will happen next.
Bakura:My head hurts... *Rubs head*
Mokuba:I think we got that down after you hit that wall.
Bakura:Shutup shorty!
Mokuba:DUN CALL ME SHORT!!!!!
Teyva:Now, I think this story will compeltely end right here.
Guests:REMEMBER TO REVIEW AND HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
