Diclaimer: I don't own Beast wars, nor southpark.

There's an obvious spelling error in there about a certain storywriter, just to protect myself.

The Maximals are in the command-room, after having just repelled another of Megatrons raids.

Rhinox picks up a burnt out conduit, before throwing it down in disgust.

Dinobots growls low in his throat, before all the Maximals spontaneously break into.

Blame Canada.

By- The Southpark movie.

Retitled as-

Blame Megatron

By-

The Maximals.

Rhinox: Times have changed, the Battles are getting worse.

The Preds want to take over the whole universe.

Cheetor: Should we blame Rhinox?

Rattrap: or bird-girl and lover-boy?

Dinobot: Or dumb Maximals who don't have a clue what goes on?

Optimus: No! Blame Megatron! Blame Megatron!

With his stupid backwards plans.

His schemes to take over the land.

All: Blame Megatron! Blame Megatron!

Dinobot: the way Primal leads us is an insult.

All: It's all Megatrons fault!

Rattrap: Don't blame my BM look.

That Mr Skeir's a dirty crook.

Dinobot: I'd make a better leader than Primal.

Just ask me how good and I'll tell you.

All: Well? Blame Megatron! Blame Megatron!

He must think purple's kinda cool.

How many worlds does he intend to rule?
Blame Megatron! Blame Megatron!
Dinobot: I would have made a better pred leader anyway!
Optimus: We could have all been home drinking coffee.

But now we're chasing grape-face across the galaxy!

Silverbolt: Should we blame his soldiers?

Or the neglect of the high council?

Or maybe Waspinator, just because he's there?

Rhinox: Slag no! Blame Megatron! Blame Megatron!

With his evil rotten plans.

Dinobot (leaving): These Maxi fools I just can't stand.

All (except Dinobot): Blame Megatron! Shame on Megatron! For the raids

All the time, for Rattraps stupid lines.

What waspy tries to say, for that he must pay.

We must blame him, because for Primus sake.

We sure can't blame ourselves!

After that, the Maximals went back to work, still cursing Megatron, yet never taking the initiative to fight back.

Dinobot lived up until 1985 as a god among the Protohumans; he taught them all the fine arts, and had Shakespeare contests every second Sunday.

Unfortunatly while waiting for the Decepticons outside the Ark, he was crushed to death by the hatch as it opened on top of him.