Disclaimer: I do not own any of the LoK characters. I only own me! I think..... well the main thing is I don't own any thing got to do with LoK. I only own this fanfiction!
Popeland walks into the sanctuary of the clans holding up a map in front of his face
Me: Turn left and then buy the other part of this map or be stuck in a vampiric hell dimension.........
(Takes the map down from his face)
Me: ahhhh crap..
Me VO: So here I was stuck in...am.... somewhere. And there was this really weird guy in leather pants looking at me
Kain: Who the hell are you!
Me: be quiet... now where am I?
Kain: Do you know who I am?!
Me: Yes
Kain: Who am I then?
Me: SOMEONE I TOLD TO BE QUIET! NOW SHUT UP!
Kain: You'll pay for that!
Me: Bring it on!
(Kain impales Popeland with the soul reaver)
Me: Now that's just plain childish
(Popeland disintegrates)
Kain: And now I wait....
(Kain waits)
Kain: well that's been about 5 minutes
(Raziel enters wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket)
Kain: Ahhh Raziel.... What are you doing?
Raziel: I is ere to gain maximum respect
Kain: Has centuries of torture destroyed your mind Raziel?
Raziel: Call me by me ghetto name Jazzy L
Kain: Shutup Raziel!
Raziel: Jazzy L
Kain: Whatever! I'm gonna kill you!
Raziel: Is it because I is blue?
Raziel: Oh just shutup!
(Kain attacks Raziel with the reaver but it breaks over him)
Raziel: Owww!
(Kain disappears and Raziel shifts to the spectral)
Raziel VO: Whatever madness that had possessed me had left. Now if you'll excuse me. AHHHHH MY HEAD!!!! THAT REALLY REALLY HURT! ARGHHHH!!!!
Raziel passes out
Ariel: errmmmm...ok....
Me: where am I? I say that a lot don't I?
(Ariel turns to see Popeland leaning against the pillar of balance)
Ariel: FINALY! Do you know how long I have been waiting for you?
Me: Amm who are you?
Ariel: I'm Ariel. Ok I'm be gone for a week. You haven't got to do much. But when someone stands on that circle just appear and give really useless clues. Inverted clockwork, stifled titan, mute surrender that sort if thing. Well bye
(Ariel leaves with 2 suitcases)
Me VO: Then it hit me. I was in wonderland!...and then I thought about it and realised I was in Nosgoth. Luckily I had picked up the brochure in the tourist office.
....Wait a minute wasn't I just killed 5 minutes ago?
No...I wasn't. Yes I'm definitely alive.... I hope anyway
A few minutes later Kain enters
Kain: Dum de dum.....AHHHHHHH!!!!!! I KILLED YOU!!!
Me: no you didn't.
Kain: But I impaled you!
Me: Sure since when does being impaled with a soul stealing sword kill you?
Kain: EVERY TIME!
Me: Well not this time. And there nothing you can do to change that
Kain: Really?
(Kain kills Popeland)
Popeland: OWWWWW!!!!
(Popeland disintegrates)
Kain: That's better
(Popeland reappears)
Me: Stop doing that!
Kain: I'm going to keep killing you unt..(Popeland punches him in the nose) ARGGGGH MY NOSE!!! RUN AWAY!
(Kain Disappears)
Me: BWHAHA! Popeland 1 Nosgoth 0!
(Pillar of conflict falls on Popeland)
Me: Fine! Popeland 0 Nosgoth 1! Happy now?!
(Pillar returns to its original position)
(Popeland sits down)
Turel: AHHH! Get off me!
Me: AH!!! What the hell? What are you doing here?
Turel: I'm hiding from Raziel...wait no, I mean....no sorry thats exactly what I mean
Me: oh really? See that unconscious person over there? Look familiar
Turel: AHHHH!!!
(turel hides behind the pillars)
(Raziel wakes up)
Me: hmmmm now what I supposed to do..am Go west to find things of interest?
(Popeland Disappears)
Raziel: ......what?
Turel: HE SAID GO WEST SO GET LOST!!!
Raziel: Who who said that?
Turel: amm.....This is a recording, This is a recording, There is no one behind the pillars, especially not turel,
Raziel: Good, cause you know what I'd do if he was..
Turel: what?
Raziel: I'll tell you later, for now I must ....must go west to find things of interest
If you would like to know what happens next REVIEW!!!! And if you want to just complain REVIEW!!!
I'm new to fanfiction and more than likely terrible at it.... So prove me wrong and REVIEW!
If you want to stop me from ever writing again REVIEW!!
Popeland walks into the sanctuary of the clans holding up a map in front of his face
Me: Turn left and then buy the other part of this map or be stuck in a vampiric hell dimension.........
(Takes the map down from his face)
Me: ahhhh crap..
Me VO: So here I was stuck in...am.... somewhere. And there was this really weird guy in leather pants looking at me
Kain: Who the hell are you!
Me: be quiet... now where am I?
Kain: Do you know who I am?!
Me: Yes
Kain: Who am I then?
Me: SOMEONE I TOLD TO BE QUIET! NOW SHUT UP!
Kain: You'll pay for that!
Me: Bring it on!
(Kain impales Popeland with the soul reaver)
Me: Now that's just plain childish
(Popeland disintegrates)
Kain: And now I wait....
(Kain waits)
Kain: well that's been about 5 minutes
(Raziel enters wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket)
Kain: Ahhh Raziel.... What are you doing?
Raziel: I is ere to gain maximum respect
Kain: Has centuries of torture destroyed your mind Raziel?
Raziel: Call me by me ghetto name Jazzy L
Kain: Shutup Raziel!
Raziel: Jazzy L
Kain: Whatever! I'm gonna kill you!
Raziel: Is it because I is blue?
Raziel: Oh just shutup!
(Kain attacks Raziel with the reaver but it breaks over him)
Raziel: Owww!
(Kain disappears and Raziel shifts to the spectral)
Raziel VO: Whatever madness that had possessed me had left. Now if you'll excuse me. AHHHHH MY HEAD!!!! THAT REALLY REALLY HURT! ARGHHHH!!!!
Raziel passes out
Ariel: errmmmm...ok....
Me: where am I? I say that a lot don't I?
(Ariel turns to see Popeland leaning against the pillar of balance)
Ariel: FINALY! Do you know how long I have been waiting for you?
Me: Amm who are you?
Ariel: I'm Ariel. Ok I'm be gone for a week. You haven't got to do much. But when someone stands on that circle just appear and give really useless clues. Inverted clockwork, stifled titan, mute surrender that sort if thing. Well bye
(Ariel leaves with 2 suitcases)
Me VO: Then it hit me. I was in wonderland!...and then I thought about it and realised I was in Nosgoth. Luckily I had picked up the brochure in the tourist office.
....Wait a minute wasn't I just killed 5 minutes ago?
No...I wasn't. Yes I'm definitely alive.... I hope anyway
A few minutes later Kain enters
Kain: Dum de dum.....AHHHHHHH!!!!!! I KILLED YOU!!!
Me: no you didn't.
Kain: But I impaled you!
Me: Sure since when does being impaled with a soul stealing sword kill you?
Kain: EVERY TIME!
Me: Well not this time. And there nothing you can do to change that
Kain: Really?
(Kain kills Popeland)
Popeland: OWWWWW!!!!
(Popeland disintegrates)
Kain: That's better
(Popeland reappears)
Me: Stop doing that!
Kain: I'm going to keep killing you unt..(Popeland punches him in the nose) ARGGGGH MY NOSE!!! RUN AWAY!
(Kain Disappears)
Me: BWHAHA! Popeland 1 Nosgoth 0!
(Pillar of conflict falls on Popeland)
Me: Fine! Popeland 0 Nosgoth 1! Happy now?!
(Pillar returns to its original position)
(Popeland sits down)
Turel: AHHH! Get off me!
Me: AH!!! What the hell? What are you doing here?
Turel: I'm hiding from Raziel...wait no, I mean....no sorry thats exactly what I mean
Me: oh really? See that unconscious person over there? Look familiar
Turel: AHHHH!!!
(turel hides behind the pillars)
(Raziel wakes up)
Me: hmmmm now what I supposed to do..am Go west to find things of interest?
(Popeland Disappears)
Raziel: ......what?
Turel: HE SAID GO WEST SO GET LOST!!!
Raziel: Who who said that?
Turel: amm.....This is a recording, This is a recording, There is no one behind the pillars, especially not turel,
Raziel: Good, cause you know what I'd do if he was..
Turel: what?
Raziel: I'll tell you later, for now I must ....must go west to find things of interest
If you would like to know what happens next REVIEW!!!! And if you want to just complain REVIEW!!!
I'm new to fanfiction and more than likely terrible at it.... So prove me wrong and REVIEW!
If you want to stop me from ever writing again REVIEW!!