Somewhere west of nosgoth
Raziel: I've been walking for hours!
Elder God: Raziel you have been deceived by the evil one. You will find no things of interest in the west
Raziel: Why?
Elder god: Because I said so! And pick some cookies up from the shop on your way back, preferably chocolate chip
Raziel: Do not make a mockery out of me, you will find I'm easily angered...
Elder God: Oh no that wasn't mockery. THIS IS MOCKERY! Hey Jazzy L! Getting enough respect in da ghetto me brother? Is it cause you is blue?
Raziel: SHUTUP!! That was just a phase!
Elder God: For real?
Raziel: AHHHHHH!!!! I be tripping! No! I mean....AHHHHHH!!!!!
Elder God: Hehehehe...Damn I'm good
Back in the sanctuary of the clans
(Popeland is reading his welcome to Nosgoth leaflet)
Visit the worlds only:
Drowned Abbey
Scenically located in the watery wastelands of nosgoth. A beautifully designed death trap filled with hordes of blood thirsty vampires and other unimaginable horrors. Marvel at the splendid gothic architecture as your heart is ripped out and your life slowly ebbs away. One of your last visitors john said
"OH MY GOD HELP ME!!! ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"
So come on bring the family. Make a (last) day of it!
Note: We take no responsibility for valuables or loved ones lost on the premises
Printed by The Feed Rahab Society
Me: Hmmmmm sounds good
Turel Whispering: Is he gone?
Me: Huh?
Turel: Is raziel gone?
Me: Oh yeah he's been gone for about an hour
Turel: WHAT?!!!!!Why didn't you tell me?!
Me: Because I don't like you
Turel: RAHHHHH! I'm gonna kill you!
Me: You don't have the gu.....
( Turel interrupts popeland by killing him)
Me: O.K this is getting repetitive
(Popeland disintegrates)
Turel: HA!!!!
(Raziel walks in)
Turel: WAHHHH!!!!
(Turel stands very still in an attempt to look like a statue)
Raziel: Enough of your games spirit! Tell me the answers which I seek
(Popealand appears)
Me: Tell my your questions and I will reveal their truth....Hmmmmm that sounded quite profound. I'm getting good at this
Raziel: These questions have plagued me for an eternity and I shall never forget them.....now where did I put that list.... Damn I can't find it
Turel:* posing as statue * Idiot
Raziel: Shutup you!
Turel:* posing as statue * sorry
Raziel: ....Did that statue just talk?
Turel: :* posing as statue * No, statues can't talk. And if turel was hiding it would definetly not be as a statue. Definetly
Raziel: Good, cause if he was...
Turel: What would you do?
Raziel: Something along the lines of this
(raziel cuts turels head off)
Turel: God I'm happy I'm not him
Raziel: Anyway how do I get to rahab.
Me: Go east
Raziel: if your lying I'm gonna kill you
Me: you won't be the frist.....in fact you'll be the fourth
(Raziel leaves)
Turel: that went well
Me: You do realise he cut off your head
(Turel waves his hands through where his head should be)
Turel: Do you have any glue?
Raziel: I've been walking for hours!
Elder God: Raziel you have been deceived by the evil one. You will find no things of interest in the west
Raziel: Why?
Elder god: Because I said so! And pick some cookies up from the shop on your way back, preferably chocolate chip
Raziel: Do not make a mockery out of me, you will find I'm easily angered...
Elder God: Oh no that wasn't mockery. THIS IS MOCKERY! Hey Jazzy L! Getting enough respect in da ghetto me brother? Is it cause you is blue?
Raziel: SHUTUP!! That was just a phase!
Elder God: For real?
Raziel: AHHHHHH!!!! I be tripping! No! I mean....AHHHHHH!!!!!
Elder God: Hehehehe...Damn I'm good
Back in the sanctuary of the clans
(Popeland is reading his welcome to Nosgoth leaflet)
Visit the worlds only:
Drowned Abbey
Scenically located in the watery wastelands of nosgoth. A beautifully designed death trap filled with hordes of blood thirsty vampires and other unimaginable horrors. Marvel at the splendid gothic architecture as your heart is ripped out and your life slowly ebbs away. One of your last visitors john said
"OH MY GOD HELP ME!!! ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"
So come on bring the family. Make a (last) day of it!
Note: We take no responsibility for valuables or loved ones lost on the premises
Printed by The Feed Rahab Society
Me: Hmmmmm sounds good
Turel Whispering: Is he gone?
Me: Huh?
Turel: Is raziel gone?
Me: Oh yeah he's been gone for about an hour
Turel: WHAT?!!!!!Why didn't you tell me?!
Me: Because I don't like you
Turel: RAHHHHH! I'm gonna kill you!
Me: You don't have the gu.....
( Turel interrupts popeland by killing him)
Me: O.K this is getting repetitive
(Popeland disintegrates)
Turel: HA!!!!
(Raziel walks in)
Turel: WAHHHH!!!!
(Turel stands very still in an attempt to look like a statue)
Raziel: Enough of your games spirit! Tell me the answers which I seek
(Popealand appears)
Me: Tell my your questions and I will reveal their truth....Hmmmmm that sounded quite profound. I'm getting good at this
Raziel: These questions have plagued me for an eternity and I shall never forget them.....now where did I put that list.... Damn I can't find it
Turel:* posing as statue * Idiot
Raziel: Shutup you!
Turel:* posing as statue * sorry
Raziel: ....Did that statue just talk?
Turel: :* posing as statue * No, statues can't talk. And if turel was hiding it would definetly not be as a statue. Definetly
Raziel: Good, cause if he was...
Turel: What would you do?
Raziel: Something along the lines of this
(raziel cuts turels head off)
Turel: God I'm happy I'm not him
Raziel: Anyway how do I get to rahab.
Me: Go east
Raziel: if your lying I'm gonna kill you
Me: you won't be the frist.....in fact you'll be the fourth
(Raziel leaves)
Turel: that went well
Me: You do realise he cut off your head
(Turel waves his hands through where his head should be)
Turel: Do you have any glue?