(Raziel is walking through the drowned abbey)

Raziel: Hi ho hi ho its off to reave I go
With a spear and some glyphs and a spectral blade
Hi ho hi ho hiho

Rahab: Sup me brother?

(Raziel looks at rahab and sees him wearing sunglasses)

Raziel: Oh dear god! WHY?!

Rahab: Is it cause I is a giant fish monster?

Raziel:Why are you wearing are you wearing sunglasses when you can't even go out into the sun?!

Rahab: Don't be disrespecting me!


(Raziel pulls out a torch and shines in on rahab)

Rahab: AHHHHHH!!!!! FOR REAL!!! IT BURNS!!!!! BUT AT LEAST MY EYES ARE WELL PROTECTED!!!!!!!

(Rahab dies)

Raziel: If I hear one more person do that I'll............do something!!!


Meanwhile back at the sanctuary of the clans

Me: There good as new

Turel: WHAT?! MY HEAD IS BEING KEPT ON BY A PINK SCARF!!!

Me: come on its bearly noticeable

(Kain appears)

Kain: NOW FOR REVENGE..........Turel?

Turel: Yes?

Kain: nice scarf

Me: see its not that bad

(Raziel enters)
Raziel: Stupid ghetto speak. They'll all pay! Kain!

Kain: What? I mean RAZIEL!

Raziel: One second none of you feel the need to say for real?

Me: No not really

Raziel: OH THANK GOD!!!!!!!

Me to kain: ammmmm is he alright

Kain: I don't know

Me: What the hell is going on


A few minutes

Raziel: and then he stared saying for real and ....and....OH IT WAS SO HORRIBLE!

Kain: Its all right, your among hated enemies now

Me: and strangers

(Popeland goes over to talk to turel)

Me: Ok hes insane

Turel: Yep

Me: hows the head

Turel: Don't know I lost it about 5 minutes ago

Me: How are you talking?

Turel: Hey Raziel has no lower jaw and your not asking him how he can talk!

Me: Alright calm down!

(Turel walks over to Raziel)

Raziel: Your not wearing sunglasses are you?

Turel: Well you mightn't have noticed but I don't have a head anymore

Raziel:so you aren't wearing sun glasses?

Turel: no

Raziel: Good

Kain: its all right it was only a dream

Raziel: DREAM!!!!! IT WAS NO DREAM! AND I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU! FOLLOW ME!

(Raziel runs outside)

Me: well I'd love to come but I'm.......bound to this place...yes thats believable

Kain: Shutup

(Kain catches Popeland and runs out after Raziel)

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....................