Outside dumahs clan territory, Popeland, Kain, Turel and a very wet raziel are walking
Kain: sorry. It was only a joke......
Raziel: Joke! That's the second time you've thrown me into the lake of the dead!
Turel: The first time was much funnier
Kain: yeah we were laughing for hours!
Raziel: Oh ha ha ha! Very funny!
Me: come on calm down. Lets all sing a song!
We're all going on a Summer holiday!
Turel: Its snowing you idiot!
Me: hmmmmm yeah probably not the best song. How about
In the summer time, when the weather is fine!
Kain: Just shut up
Later inside dumahs citadel
Raziel: push this block here, flick this switch, stack these blocks, kill, jump and then you topple the giant
pillar in front of the gate and hey presto your in!
Turel: How the hell did you know to do that?!
Raziel: it pretty obvious really
Kain: I had a key you know
Raziel: My way is more fun
All: FUN?!!!!!
Raziel: Yeah
( everyone takes a step away from Raziel)
Raziel: What?
(they all walk into dumah throne room)
Raziel: AHHHH! SEE I TOLD YOU!!!!
(Everyone looks at dumah to see he is wearing vast amount of gold jewelary, sunglasses, a leather jacket and has an afro)
Me: Now that is weird. Raziel.....raziel?
(Popeland looks to see Raziel lying on the floor shivering uncontrollably)
Turel: hmmmm what are these spears for?
Kain: Don't pull them out!
Turel: Pull them out? Ok
(Turel pulls the spears out of dumah)
Dumah: I IS READY!
Kain: Oh great.....
Dumah: Thank you for releasing me brother......brothers........father.....and stranger I've never met before.
Me: Hello
Dumah: These years in da spectral limbo has honed me strength, not even Kain be me equal! Ai!
Kain: some body kill him
Turel: I would normally but I don't have a head today
Me: ermmmm Me no speaka the english
Raziel: ahhhhh..calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean
Kain: oh I'll do it myself.
(Kain begins to fight dumah)
Later
Me: and then you did that thing with the 2 spears
Turel: that was so cool
Kain: it's a gift
Me: Oh and when you shot that lighting at him
Raziel: and when you picked him up and threw him through the window
Me: that had to be the best fight scene ever
(All nod)
Raziel: all right so that's melchiah,zephon,rahab and dumah
Kain: so who was after that?
Raziel: you
Kain: Ahhhh you don't want to kill me. I'm not dressed weird or speaking strangely
Raziel: well you are wearing leather pants.......
Kain: It's called style! You wouldn't know style if it came up to you and kicked you in the....
(Kain looks at Raziel)
Kain: ankles
Me: anyway we must find out whats going on.
Kain: hmmmmmmmmm I remember this from somewhere..........THE CHRONOPLAST CHAMBER!!
(Kain runs)
Me: bye
Raziel: I think were supposed to follow him
Me: he'll come back when he realises no ones following him
(Raziel grabs Popeland and runs)
Me:AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................
So that 3 chapters in one day. Review and tell my if you thought they were terrible and if I should be hanged for crimes against humanity and vampirism. So review!!
Kain: sorry. It was only a joke......
Raziel: Joke! That's the second time you've thrown me into the lake of the dead!
Turel: The first time was much funnier
Kain: yeah we were laughing for hours!
Raziel: Oh ha ha ha! Very funny!
Me: come on calm down. Lets all sing a song!
We're all going on a Summer holiday!
Turel: Its snowing you idiot!
Me: hmmmmm yeah probably not the best song. How about
In the summer time, when the weather is fine!
Kain: Just shut up
Later inside dumahs citadel
Raziel: push this block here, flick this switch, stack these blocks, kill, jump and then you topple the giant
pillar in front of the gate and hey presto your in!
Turel: How the hell did you know to do that?!
Raziel: it pretty obvious really
Kain: I had a key you know
Raziel: My way is more fun
All: FUN?!!!!!
Raziel: Yeah
( everyone takes a step away from Raziel)
Raziel: What?
(they all walk into dumah throne room)
Raziel: AHHHH! SEE I TOLD YOU!!!!
(Everyone looks at dumah to see he is wearing vast amount of gold jewelary, sunglasses, a leather jacket and has an afro)
Me: Now that is weird. Raziel.....raziel?
(Popeland looks to see Raziel lying on the floor shivering uncontrollably)
Turel: hmmmm what are these spears for?
Kain: Don't pull them out!
Turel: Pull them out? Ok
(Turel pulls the spears out of dumah)
Dumah: I IS READY!
Kain: Oh great.....
Dumah: Thank you for releasing me brother......brothers........father.....and stranger I've never met before.
Me: Hello
Dumah: These years in da spectral limbo has honed me strength, not even Kain be me equal! Ai!
Kain: some body kill him
Turel: I would normally but I don't have a head today
Me: ermmmm Me no speaka the english
Raziel: ahhhhh..calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean
Kain: oh I'll do it myself.
(Kain begins to fight dumah)
Later
Me: and then you did that thing with the 2 spears
Turel: that was so cool
Kain: it's a gift
Me: Oh and when you shot that lighting at him
Raziel: and when you picked him up and threw him through the window
Me: that had to be the best fight scene ever
(All nod)
Raziel: all right so that's melchiah,zephon,rahab and dumah
Kain: so who was after that?
Raziel: you
Kain: Ahhhh you don't want to kill me. I'm not dressed weird or speaking strangely
Raziel: well you are wearing leather pants.......
Kain: It's called style! You wouldn't know style if it came up to you and kicked you in the....
(Kain looks at Raziel)
Kain: ankles
Me: anyway we must find out whats going on.
Kain: hmmmmmmmmm I remember this from somewhere..........THE CHRONOPLAST CHAMBER!!
(Kain runs)
Me: bye
Raziel: I think were supposed to follow him
Me: he'll come back when he realises no ones following him
(Raziel grabs Popeland and runs)
Me:AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................
So that 3 chapters in one day. Review and tell my if you thought they were terrible and if I should be hanged for crimes against humanity and vampirism. So review!!