The chronoplast chamber
(Kain is sitting on a couch in front of the star portal with a remote)
Kain: boring, boring, I had the portal adapted so I can watch was going on in other time frames, but daytime time is terrible, ah here it is
Me: well I'll be damned, squirrels in pyjamas
Kain: what? opps sorry wrong era
(kain changes cannel/time)
Me: Oh its me! ....being killed by demons..... who are wearing leather jackets and a lot of gold
Raziel: Owwwwwww that's gonna hurt in the morning
Turel: when this gonna happen?
Kain: in about an hour.
Me: Fabulous that'll be the fourth time this week alone!
(Ariel appears wearing a sombrero)
All expect Ariel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Kain: don't DO that!
Ariel: but I come with badly crafted gifts
(Ariel gives kain a snowglobe,turel a paperweight ,popeland a stuffed camel and raziel a clock)
Kain: whats it do?
Kain: shakes the snow globe
Kain: WOW ITS SNOWING!
me: can tell us whats going on?
Ariel: of course ahem. You have reached the point of time of the return of the fallen pillar guardian.....
Kain: ITS LIKE A MINITURE WORLD!
Ariel: he was guardian of a now forgotten pillar. The pillar of.....
Kain: SO MUCH SNOW!
Raziel: Shutup! Gimme that
Kain: its mine!
Turel: Pillar of?
Ariel:The pillar of....
Kain: MINE!!!
Everyone except kain: SHUTUP!!!!!!!
Kain: mumble....mine.....
Ariel : anyway he was the guardian of perpetual boogie
Me: what kind of a pillar is that?
Turel: Balance is even better than that!
Ariel and Kain: Shutup!
Ariel: His position achieved unbelievable power after the fall of the other guardians. He is now near godlike like power
Me: Thanks Kain!
Kain: hey I was tricked!
Ariel: if he defeats Kain he will be unstoppable. He also can take control of must people
Raziel: What about us?
Ariel: well he did take control of you but having a heavy object broken over your head broke his control, He can't take control of other guardians
Kain: that's me covered
Ariel: Turel you don't seem to have a head at the moment
Turel: Yeah I should really go find it
Ariel: and Popeland you have no sense of rhythm
Me: hey!
Ariel: and his name is.....Dave da Rave
Kain: Dave da Rave? HAH HA HA HA HA!!! What kind of a name is that?
Ariel: well if you were the guardian of a pillar of dance you couldn't call yourself Joe could you?
Me: I suppose not
Kain: Where is he?
Ariel: He makes his lair in the west
Me: Now what did I tell you? Things of interest in the west! That sounds pretty damn interesting!
Raziel: Hey the elder god said you were lying!
Elder god disembodied voice: Oh yeah blame the squid! And I'm still waiting on those cookies!
Kain: its gonna take ages to get there!
Me: not with these!
(Popeland takes out 4 strange machines)
Turel: wow what are they?
Me: Jetpacks!
Raziel: how do they work?
Me: fire comes out here which propels you forward
Kain:FIRE!!!!!!! Why don't we just Swim there!
Raziel: fine you can walk
Kain: All right! I'll go on the damn fire work!
Me: Tonight eat and be merry for tomorrow we die. I mean fly!
(Kain is sitting on a couch in front of the star portal with a remote)
Kain: boring, boring, I had the portal adapted so I can watch was going on in other time frames, but daytime time is terrible, ah here it is
Me: well I'll be damned, squirrels in pyjamas
Kain: what? opps sorry wrong era
(kain changes cannel/time)
Me: Oh its me! ....being killed by demons..... who are wearing leather jackets and a lot of gold
Raziel: Owwwwwww that's gonna hurt in the morning
Turel: when this gonna happen?
Kain: in about an hour.
Me: Fabulous that'll be the fourth time this week alone!
(Ariel appears wearing a sombrero)
All expect Ariel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Kain: don't DO that!
Ariel: but I come with badly crafted gifts
(Ariel gives kain a snowglobe,turel a paperweight ,popeland a stuffed camel and raziel a clock)
Kain: whats it do?
Kain: shakes the snow globe
Kain: WOW ITS SNOWING!
me: can tell us whats going on?
Ariel: of course ahem. You have reached the point of time of the return of the fallen pillar guardian.....
Kain: ITS LIKE A MINITURE WORLD!
Ariel: he was guardian of a now forgotten pillar. The pillar of.....
Kain: SO MUCH SNOW!
Raziel: Shutup! Gimme that
Kain: its mine!
Turel: Pillar of?
Ariel:The pillar of....
Kain: MINE!!!
Everyone except kain: SHUTUP!!!!!!!
Kain: mumble....mine.....
Ariel : anyway he was the guardian of perpetual boogie
Me: what kind of a pillar is that?
Turel: Balance is even better than that!
Ariel and Kain: Shutup!
Ariel: His position achieved unbelievable power after the fall of the other guardians. He is now near godlike like power
Me: Thanks Kain!
Kain: hey I was tricked!
Ariel: if he defeats Kain he will be unstoppable. He also can take control of must people
Raziel: What about us?
Ariel: well he did take control of you but having a heavy object broken over your head broke his control, He can't take control of other guardians
Kain: that's me covered
Ariel: Turel you don't seem to have a head at the moment
Turel: Yeah I should really go find it
Ariel: and Popeland you have no sense of rhythm
Me: hey!
Ariel: and his name is.....Dave da Rave
Kain: Dave da Rave? HAH HA HA HA HA!!! What kind of a name is that?
Ariel: well if you were the guardian of a pillar of dance you couldn't call yourself Joe could you?
Me: I suppose not
Kain: Where is he?
Ariel: He makes his lair in the west
Me: Now what did I tell you? Things of interest in the west! That sounds pretty damn interesting!
Raziel: Hey the elder god said you were lying!
Elder god disembodied voice: Oh yeah blame the squid! And I'm still waiting on those cookies!
Kain: its gonna take ages to get there!
Me: not with these!
(Popeland takes out 4 strange machines)
Turel: wow what are they?
Me: Jetpacks!
Raziel: how do they work?
Me: fire comes out here which propels you forward
Kain:FIRE!!!!!!! Why don't we just Swim there!
Raziel: fine you can walk
Kain: All right! I'll go on the damn fire work!
Me: Tonight eat and be merry for tomorrow we die. I mean fly!