Turel ,Kain, Raziel and Popeland are standing on a cliff with their jetpacks
Turel: so how do make them work?
Me: you press this button here
Turel: this oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............!!!!!!!!!!!
(Turel flys off into the sky)
Kain: idiot
Raziel: and to think I could fly whenever I want if YOU DIDN'T RIP MY WINGS OFF!
Kain: we all make mistakes
Raziel: yes but other peoples mistakes don't usually involve ripping the wings off your son and sentencing him to death!
Me: come on ,on the count of three
Kain: 1,2,3......what do we do now?
Me: Press the buttonnnnnnn..............!!!!!!
Raziel: What this oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................!!!!!!!
Kain: ah righttttttttttttttttttt.................!!!!!!!!
(Popeland, Raziel and Kain fly off)
During mid flight
Me: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............!!!
Raziel: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............!!!
Kain: MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL PANTSSSSSSSSSSsssssssss..........!!
A few minute later
(Kain is wearing a pair of yellow shorts)
Kain: Jetpacks! Oh great idea! My poor ,poor pants....sniff
Me: its not like there were your only pair
Kain: BUT THEY WERE MY FAVORITE!
Raziel: look we'll give them a full Viking burial once we're finished.
Kain: ......with ships and everything?
Raziel: yes
Kain: that's all right then.....
Me to Raziel: where did those yellow shorts come from?
Raziel to Popeland: I don't know but damn I'm glad he has them
Me: so we're here anyway. The fortress of perpetual boogie!
Kain: how do we get in?
Me: I don't know....I can't see a doorbell
Raziel: lets knock
( they knock on the door and a demon comes out)
Afro Demon: Names?
Kain: do you insult me?! I'm the vampire lord Kain!!!
Afro demon: Kain.....Kain......sorry your not on the list. This is a very exclusive evil fortress
Raziel: hmmmmm how about we push that block here,flick the switch, push the block over there, break the window, jump down, then turn the dial and where in!
Kain: I'm just going to kill the guard
(Kain kills afro demon)
Me: I like kains way better
(they walk into some sort of hall)
Kain: what the hell is that noise?!
(Burn baby burn is playing in the background)
Me: I don't know but its pretty threatining
Raziel: Turn it off turn it off!
Dave da Rave: Bwahahaha. It can't be turned off!
Me: whats this button do
(music goes off)
Dave da Rave: Damn, Help me disco demons!!
(several heavily armed and badly dressed demons appear)
Kain: I'll take Dave you take the rest
Me: right so
(Popeland is killed)
Me: * looks at his watch * hmmmmmm a new record
(Popeland disintegrates)
Raziel: so that's 2 against.......50
(Fight begins)
Raziel kills many disco demons before being forced to the spectral realm and halfway through the battle Popeland reappears but is killed. Later he reappears with a piece of steel pipe and isn't killed
Kain: Die!
(Kain jumps at Dave but misses)
Dave da Rave: you be no match for me!
Kain: use proper grammar!
Dave da Rave: HAHAHAha........what be that noise?
Turel: ........aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Turel fly's through the window and straight at Dave)
Dave da Rave: for real
(The explosion sends Popeland ,Kain ,Raziel ,Turel and a lot of gold jewellery through a wall)
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mmmmm gold,AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Me: owwwwwww!
Kain: AHH! I can't move my legs!
Raziel: they're my legs you idiot!
Kain: oh yeah
Turel: AHHHHH I've been beheaded!
Me: you were beheaded ages ago
Turel: oh now I remember
Dave da rave: not so fast!
(Catches kain by the throat)
Kain: Ahhhhhh!
Dave da Rave: Bwhahaha da blast didin't be killing me! I live!
Me: oh for gods sake....
Dave da Rave:Touch me and he dies!
Raziel: hehehe....
Me: raziel!
Raziel: Please?
Me: you can kill kain later
Kain: Oh and thats so much better!
Dave da rave: shutup!
Me: hmmmm what can we do?....aha!
Dave da Rave: What be you up to?
Me: Did you hear what he said about your pants kain?
Kain: MY PANTS?!!!!
Me: he said they were substandard
Kain: What?!!!
Raziel: and that they were plain and boring.
Kain: WHAT?!!!!!!!
Turel: made with cheap material
Kain: RAHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Kain attacks Dave)
Dave da Rave: Ha what are you gonna to d....OH DEAR GOD!!!!!
(I'd descride what happened next but I don't want to chage the rating at this stage)
Later
Me: did you really have to set him on fire like that
Kain: well I was angry! Angry and drunk!
And so Nosgoth was safe.......if safe means slowly decaying
Miscellaneous voice:The End
Miscellaneous voice 2:......or is it?
Miscellaneous voice:Yes it is
Miscellaneous voice 2:.......or is it?
Miscellaneous voice: SHUTUP! IT'S THE END!!
THE END
.......or is ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!MY NOSE!!!
My frist fanfiction.......i'm so proud! So review and tell me if it should be my last fanfiction as well!
Turel: so how do make them work?
Me: you press this button here
Turel: this oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............!!!!!!!!!!!
(Turel flys off into the sky)
Kain: idiot
Raziel: and to think I could fly whenever I want if YOU DIDN'T RIP MY WINGS OFF!
Kain: we all make mistakes
Raziel: yes but other peoples mistakes don't usually involve ripping the wings off your son and sentencing him to death!
Me: come on ,on the count of three
Kain: 1,2,3......what do we do now?
Me: Press the buttonnnnnnn..............!!!!!!
Raziel: What this oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................!!!!!!!
Kain: ah righttttttttttttttttttt.................!!!!!!!!
(Popeland, Raziel and Kain fly off)
During mid flight
Me: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............!!!
Raziel: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............!!!
Kain: MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL PANTSSSSSSSSSSsssssssss..........!!
A few minute later
(Kain is wearing a pair of yellow shorts)
Kain: Jetpacks! Oh great idea! My poor ,poor pants....sniff
Me: its not like there were your only pair
Kain: BUT THEY WERE MY FAVORITE!
Raziel: look we'll give them a full Viking burial once we're finished.
Kain: ......with ships and everything?
Raziel: yes
Kain: that's all right then.....
Me to Raziel: where did those yellow shorts come from?
Raziel to Popeland: I don't know but damn I'm glad he has them
Me: so we're here anyway. The fortress of perpetual boogie!
Kain: how do we get in?
Me: I don't know....I can't see a doorbell
Raziel: lets knock
( they knock on the door and a demon comes out)
Afro Demon: Names?
Kain: do you insult me?! I'm the vampire lord Kain!!!
Afro demon: Kain.....Kain......sorry your not on the list. This is a very exclusive evil fortress
Raziel: hmmmmm how about we push that block here,flick the switch, push the block over there, break the window, jump down, then turn the dial and where in!
Kain: I'm just going to kill the guard
(Kain kills afro demon)
Me: I like kains way better
(they walk into some sort of hall)
Kain: what the hell is that noise?!
(Burn baby burn is playing in the background)
Me: I don't know but its pretty threatining
Raziel: Turn it off turn it off!
Dave da Rave: Bwahahaha. It can't be turned off!
Me: whats this button do
(music goes off)
Dave da Rave: Damn, Help me disco demons!!
(several heavily armed and badly dressed demons appear)
Kain: I'll take Dave you take the rest
Me: right so
(Popeland is killed)
Me: * looks at his watch * hmmmmmm a new record
(Popeland disintegrates)
Raziel: so that's 2 against.......50
(Fight begins)
Raziel kills many disco demons before being forced to the spectral realm and halfway through the battle Popeland reappears but is killed. Later he reappears with a piece of steel pipe and isn't killed
Kain: Die!
(Kain jumps at Dave but misses)
Dave da Rave: you be no match for me!
Kain: use proper grammar!
Dave da Rave: HAHAHAha........what be that noise?
Turel: ........aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Turel fly's through the window and straight at Dave)
Dave da Rave: for real
(The explosion sends Popeland ,Kain ,Raziel ,Turel and a lot of gold jewellery through a wall)
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mmmmm gold,AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Me: owwwwwww!
Kain: AHH! I can't move my legs!
Raziel: they're my legs you idiot!
Kain: oh yeah
Turel: AHHHHH I've been beheaded!
Me: you were beheaded ages ago
Turel: oh now I remember
Dave da rave: not so fast!
(Catches kain by the throat)
Kain: Ahhhhhh!
Dave da Rave: Bwhahaha da blast didin't be killing me! I live!
Me: oh for gods sake....
Dave da Rave:Touch me and he dies!
Raziel: hehehe....
Me: raziel!
Raziel: Please?
Me: you can kill kain later
Kain: Oh and thats so much better!
Dave da rave: shutup!
Me: hmmmm what can we do?....aha!
Dave da Rave: What be you up to?
Me: Did you hear what he said about your pants kain?
Kain: MY PANTS?!!!!
Me: he said they were substandard
Kain: What?!!!
Raziel: and that they were plain and boring.
Kain: WHAT?!!!!!!!
Turel: made with cheap material
Kain: RAHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Kain attacks Dave)
Dave da Rave: Ha what are you gonna to d....OH DEAR GOD!!!!!
(I'd descride what happened next but I don't want to chage the rating at this stage)
Later
Me: did you really have to set him on fire like that
Kain: well I was angry! Angry and drunk!
And so Nosgoth was safe.......if safe means slowly decaying
Miscellaneous voice:The End
Miscellaneous voice 2:......or is it?
Miscellaneous voice:Yes it is
Miscellaneous voice 2:.......or is it?
Miscellaneous voice: SHUTUP! IT'S THE END!!
THE END
.......or is ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!MY NOSE!!!
My frist fanfiction.......i'm so proud! So review and tell me if it should be my last fanfiction as well!