Disclaimer: Once again, I don't own LoK or any of 's characters. Note: I
made a mistake
with Turel at the end of the last chapter. Oh well
At the Pillars of Nosgoth, before filming, Kian's talking on a cell phone
Kain: What! Why not! Oh, crap. Bye. (hangs up and the lieutenants walk up)
Melchiah: (while trying to balance Nupraptor's head on his) Who was that?
Kain: Ariel.
Turel: (in a poetic voice) Ariel; like the name of a poem, Ariel; like-
Kain: (to Turel) SHUT UP! (to the lieutenants) I was gonna see if she could play as Ariel
for this next scene.
Zephon: Why? What's wrong with me playing her? Uh-oh! (dashes of to find the script)
Raziel: Why couldn't she come?
Kain: Why are you always in my business, Raziel!?
Dumah: Why couldn't she come?
Kain: She had some business to do. Yeah right.
Raziel: But Dumah's in your business way more than I am. Plus, he wants you dead.
Kain: Raziel, have you noticed that everyone wants me dead?
Zephon (off screen): OH GOD, NO!!!!!
Rahab: What the? (sees that Melchiah head fell off from decay and Nupraptor's head is
in its place)
Kain: Good, now I don't have to edit your head out!
(Zephon rushes in)
Zephon: OH MY GOD, NO!!!!!
Kian: This is gonna be hard.
Raziel: Why, what's wrong?
Zephon: Ariel and Kain kiss!
Raziel, Dumah, Rahab, and Melchiah: AHAHAHA!!!
Kain: This is why I wanted Ariel herself.
Zephon: I'M GONNA HAVE TO KISS KAIN!
Turel: Hey, I'll pay ya!
Zephon: What?
Turel: If you kiss Kain, I'll give you 3 dead, ripe, juicy Sarafan.
Zephon: I hate this temptation.
Kain: Zephon, if you give in, I'll kill you.
Turel: Juicy, yum yum Sarafan.
Zephon: I hate you! Alright!
Kain: DAMN YOU, ZEPHON!
Raziel: Whoo-hoo!
At the Pillars, filming has now started
(Kain wanders up to the Pillars and Zephon, as 'Ariel' is wondering around, dressed in a
leather dress, half his face painted white, wearing a bra he saw a woman wear in a
Victoria's Secret catalogue, and since he didn't want to cut off the bottom half of his
body, his long white legs were showing, even above the knee)
Zephon (as Ariel): Nupraptor, you've practically killed us all you dumbass! You went
insane, and now we're all insane! Unless some very sexy vampire can save us all.
Kain: Get away from me spirit, or hell awaits you!
Zephon (as Ariel): There is nothing left for you to fear, good-looking. I'm a much more
pleasing shadow of my former, erotic self, you sexy thing. I am Ariel, Guardian of
Balance who's done a very crappy job that only a great hero like you could fix. But I
can give you answers if you've got the questions. (Zephon, as 'Ariel' tries to float
through a pillar and hits it head on)
Zephon: Ow! Damn, that hurt!
Kain: (rolls his eyes) I only need a cure (muttering this line cause it's in the script and
he has to say it) you incredibly sexy woman who I'd like to have sex with.
Zephon (as Ariel): There isn't a cure for death, man-meat, only release. Put bluntly, you
must kill a lot of people to save everyone and yourself. The Nine Protectors of Hope,
which are the Pillar of Nine, were supposed to protect people, but we screwed up and
now we have a sexy vampire to save us. Now a traitor has droven us all insane. Or
should it be driven us insane? I don't know. My murder at the hands of this evil
possessed Guardian of Death drove my toy-boy Nupraptor insane. You must restore
balance so we can have sex, you heroic vampire!
Kain: I don't give a crap about this world!
Zephon (as Ariel): Then for me. Let's embrace! (Zephon, as 'Ariel', and Kain hugged
each other, and there was no way he'd kiss Zephon, so Zephon took a hold of Kain,
dipped him, and kissed his lips like a compassionate Ariel would do, then he dropped
Kain, and ran of the set to get some soap to put in his mouth then rinse)
Kain: !!! (still shocked and horrified at what just happened) Nu-nu- nupraptor, with
vengeance in mind, would destroy Nosgoth unless I, the great hero, did something
about him. And to make things short, all the Guardians had to die and I had to get
something that belonged to them to heal them Pillars.
(So Kain walked to another teleport pad and got teleported to another forest-like place,
where he walked, killed, walked, killed, you see the pattern here? Then he found
something strange)
Kain: Damn, that's strange! What is that? (looks on the side of the structure. It said
"Bat Beacon" made in China) The Bat Beacon. When I can turn into a bat, this thingy
will lead me back here. (then he sees a Bat card thing) What a convenient coincidence.
With this thingy, I can turn into a bat and run into stuff like these Bat Beacons!
(So Kain walked and killed some more until he found a cave-like building. He walked in
a got the Light spell)
Kain: Hm, a magical light. Natural light kills a vampire soooo, this magic Light has to be
a trap! Damn, I'm clever! (Kain goes further into the cave, only to be hit by numerous
floating spike ball thingies and have numerous skeletons blow up at him) It's dark, I
can't see a thing. What should I do about it? I know! Every time a skeleton blows up on
me, light flashes for a second, so I've gotta get blown up to see! Bet whoever designed
this didn't think I'd think of this. (so Kain went on hitting everything in his path like an
idiot would. Finally, he gets teleported back outside where he was before he entered)
Bad Guy 1: Hey, is that a vampire?
Bad Guy 2: I don't know, let's go see. (so the two bad guys walk up to Kain)
Bad Guy 1: Hey, are you a vampire? (Kain kills him)
Bad Guy 2: Dude! Bitchin', you're a vampire! (Kain kills him too)
(So Kain once again walks a long way, gets tired, and forces Bad Guy 3 to give him a
piggy-back ride. When Kain was done, he paid back Bad Guy 3 by killing him. Then Kain
reaches a cave and goes inside)
Kain: Ok, where am I now? (sees the wolf icon and steps on it) Dude, I can be a wolf
now! Wolves kick so much ass. (he turns into a wolf and a dude stabs him, so Kain kills
the guy and sucks the guys blood as a wolf) Sucking blood as a wolf kicks butt! (Kain
sees a spike pit and jumps over it, but halfway across the spikes, he turns back to
normal cause of lack of magical power) This can't be good. (Kain falls into the spikes)
IT BURNS! Wait a second, no it doesn't. BUT IT HURTS A LOT! (so Kain jumps out of
the pit and is just when to leave) Damn spike-
Zephon (off stage): IT BURNS!!! AHHH!!!
Kain: That would be Zephon washing his mouth out with water.
(Kain continues on and leaves and when he gets outside, he finds more Hearts of
Darknesses)
Kain: Ok, I'm serious here. How many times does his heart get ripped out! Does he
donate them every time he gets killed or what?
(Kain is enjoying himself in wolf form, hopping around for no good reason and having a
good time chasing his tail, when he discovers he's lost)
Kain: I'm lost.
(So Kain sees yet another cave and goes in)
Kain: It's a spirit forge. The wraiths and shades a forge keeper offers items beyond
mortal dreams in exchange for blood. The forge keeper forge items with forfeit souls.
(with a whiny voice) But why do I have to be the one!?
Rahab (as Forge Keeper): Whoever approach the Spirit Forge must answer me, these
questions three, ere the, um, ere you get stuff.
Kain: Go on, I'm not afraid!
Rahab (as Forge Keeper): Question 1. What is your name?
Kain: Kain.
Rahab (as Forge Keeper): Question 2. What is your quest?
Kain: To kill a bunch of people.
Rahab (as Forge Keeper): Question 3. Was Zephon's tongue tasty! Hahaha!
Kain: Hey, I'll kick your ass!
Rahab (as Forge Keeper): Here's your item. (gives Kain 1 Flay)
Kain: 1 Flay! That's it! Cheap bastard!
(then Kain leaves once again and finds, you guessed it, another cave)
Kain: My god, is Nosgoth nothing but caves!? (Kain enters the cave and finds the
Energy Bolt) With this spell, I can blow stuff up! Finally, something I can use! (Kain
shot one just for fun, it hit the set, but the set had a bouncy ball behind it, so the spell
bounced off the ball and hit Kain) THIS USELESS PIECE OF TRASH! (Kain goes further
and finds 20 of those annoying as hell floating demon things that shoot homing
projectiles) Screw this, I'm outta here!
(Kain leaves and finds a bridge that has 3 very little pebbles. No matter how hard Kain
tries, he can't push them out of the way. So Kain walks away crying thinking this was
all for nothing when he stumbles across a blood fountain)
Turel (as Blood Fountain): (in poetic voice) The blood of ages flows like the sunlight
flows over the grace of the land.
Kain: I swear, I'll castrate you with the soul reaver if you don't stop your singing!
Turel (as Blood Fountain): But I wasn't singing.
Kain: You know what I mean! Now shut up and get back to the script! (Kain drinks
blood from the blood fountain)
Turel (as Blood Fountain): You can now push small pebbles with ease. (as Kain's
walking away) Puny wussy.
(So Kain really was able to push the very tiny pebbles out of the way and enters
Nachtholm)
Kain: I'm at Nath, um, Nack, oh screw it! I'm at weird name place! Communist
Germans, with their weird names. (Kain goes around, killing innocents and finds a Slow
Time and an Implode) Of all the methods I employ, this is perhaps the cruelest, causing
my victim's body to shrink on itself, crushing bones and rupturing organs 'til the
pressure inside burst the sac of fleshy skin, spraying its contents for all to see. DAMN,
I'm good!
(Kain leaves again and finds Steinchencröe and sees a wooden castle)
Kain: Ah, good old Stechecro, the place that smells like a third-world country. (Kain
looks around and finds Special Guest Magnus as Old Insane Dude because Magnus and
Old Insane Dude are both insane)
Magnus (as Old Insane Dude): Those bastards in Steinchencröe denied me of my
MEAT!
Kain: ?
Magnus (as Old Insane Dude): THEY BETTER GIVE ME MY MEAT! IT'S CAUSE OF THE
WAY I LOOK! BRING ME SOME MEAT!
Kain: (standing in a heroic stance) They way you look. Thanks, bye. (Kain leaves)
Magnus (as Old Insane Dude) WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' MEAT!?
(Kain once again leaves and enters a town called Vasserbünde and sees teepees, or
however you spell that)
Kain: Damn, I'll have to deal with Indians! Stupid hippies! (Kain sneaks his way around
the hippies and finds a costume) I don't want a gigolo costume! Oh well. (Kain dresses
as a gigolo and when he steps out, a male Indian smiles at him and Kain ran away then
saw that he was in Vasserbünde)
Kain: Not another confusing name! This place used to be grand, but now stupid and
crappy and just outside Nupraptor's Rehab. Nupraptor's Rehab lay west of
Vasernoobus. I will cut the heart from its cancer!
Kain: Thought we would never get that one done filming! Damn, at the bloopers!
----------------- Take 1
Kain: I only need a cure (muttering) you incredibly sexy woman who I'd love to have
sex with.
Zephon: Oh, you're such a flirt!
Kain: WHAT!?
Zephon: (innocently) Just joking.
----------------- Take 2
Zephon: Now a traitor has droiven us insane.
Kain: Droiven?
Zephon: Well, it's either drove or driven, but now, it's a combination of both!
Kain: Idiot.
-------------------- Take 5
(Zephon dips Kain, kisses him, then drops him. Zephon then trips on Kain's body that
on the ground and falls on him)
Zephon: You know, this really doesn't look right.
Kain: GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!
------------- Take 10
Kain: It's a spirit forge. The wraiths and shades a forge keeper offers items beyond
mortal dreams in excha-
(then Zephon ran across the stage on fire, ran in a circle and then just stood there)
Raziel: Stop, drop, and roll!
(so Zephon stop, drops and rolled right into the blood fountain, which was really just red PowerAde)
Zephon: IT BURNS!!!
Kain: What the hell's going on here?
Raziel: It's complicated. I bet him that he couldn't stand gurgling with water for more
than 4 seconds, he thought he could and he did, so he spit the water out and it landed
on a flame!
Kain: So that's why he's on fire?
Raziel: No, it's because he wanted to see what he looked like on fire.
----------------- Take 23
Magnus (Old Insane Dude): I WANT MY MEAT! (then Magnus begins eating Kain)
Kain: Help! This vicious Chihuahua thing is biting me! That hurt you bastard!
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Kain: Well, this was a pain in the ass to film, I've still got bite marks from Magnus!
Magnus: (sees Melchiah and sees Melchiah kinda falling apart) MEAT!!! (Magnus goes
over and chews on Melchiah)
Melchiah: (while being eaten) HELP!!!!!
Kain: Until next time, good night.
This chapter took a bit of research, so appreciate it. I just thought that since Kain is so
egotistical that he would tell his sons he's a lot braver and better with the ladies,
especially Ariel than he really is. Hope you liked this chapter and don't forget to review!
with Turel at the end of the last chapter. Oh well
At the Pillars of Nosgoth, before filming, Kian's talking on a cell phone
Kain: What! Why not! Oh, crap. Bye. (hangs up and the lieutenants walk up)
Melchiah: (while trying to balance Nupraptor's head on his) Who was that?
Kain: Ariel.
Turel: (in a poetic voice) Ariel; like the name of a poem, Ariel; like-
Kain: (to Turel) SHUT UP! (to the lieutenants) I was gonna see if she could play as Ariel
for this next scene.
Zephon: Why? What's wrong with me playing her? Uh-oh! (dashes of to find the script)
Raziel: Why couldn't she come?
Kain: Why are you always in my business, Raziel!?
Dumah: Why couldn't she come?
Kain: She had some business to do. Yeah right.
Raziel: But Dumah's in your business way more than I am. Plus, he wants you dead.
Kain: Raziel, have you noticed that everyone wants me dead?
Zephon (off screen): OH GOD, NO!!!!!
Rahab: What the? (sees that Melchiah head fell off from decay and Nupraptor's head is
in its place)
Kain: Good, now I don't have to edit your head out!
(Zephon rushes in)
Zephon: OH MY GOD, NO!!!!!
Kian: This is gonna be hard.
Raziel: Why, what's wrong?
Zephon: Ariel and Kain kiss!
Raziel, Dumah, Rahab, and Melchiah: AHAHAHA!!!
Kain: This is why I wanted Ariel herself.
Zephon: I'M GONNA HAVE TO KISS KAIN!
Turel: Hey, I'll pay ya!
Zephon: What?
Turel: If you kiss Kain, I'll give you 3 dead, ripe, juicy Sarafan.
Zephon: I hate this temptation.
Kain: Zephon, if you give in, I'll kill you.
Turel: Juicy, yum yum Sarafan.
Zephon: I hate you! Alright!
Kain: DAMN YOU, ZEPHON!
Raziel: Whoo-hoo!
At the Pillars, filming has now started
(Kain wanders up to the Pillars and Zephon, as 'Ariel' is wondering around, dressed in a
leather dress, half his face painted white, wearing a bra he saw a woman wear in a
Victoria's Secret catalogue, and since he didn't want to cut off the bottom half of his
body, his long white legs were showing, even above the knee)
Zephon (as Ariel): Nupraptor, you've practically killed us all you dumbass! You went
insane, and now we're all insane! Unless some very sexy vampire can save us all.
Kain: Get away from me spirit, or hell awaits you!
Zephon (as Ariel): There is nothing left for you to fear, good-looking. I'm a much more
pleasing shadow of my former, erotic self, you sexy thing. I am Ariel, Guardian of
Balance who's done a very crappy job that only a great hero like you could fix. But I
can give you answers if you've got the questions. (Zephon, as 'Ariel' tries to float
through a pillar and hits it head on)
Zephon: Ow! Damn, that hurt!
Kain: (rolls his eyes) I only need a cure (muttering this line cause it's in the script and
he has to say it) you incredibly sexy woman who I'd like to have sex with.
Zephon (as Ariel): There isn't a cure for death, man-meat, only release. Put bluntly, you
must kill a lot of people to save everyone and yourself. The Nine Protectors of Hope,
which are the Pillar of Nine, were supposed to protect people, but we screwed up and
now we have a sexy vampire to save us. Now a traitor has droven us all insane. Or
should it be driven us insane? I don't know. My murder at the hands of this evil
possessed Guardian of Death drove my toy-boy Nupraptor insane. You must restore
balance so we can have sex, you heroic vampire!
Kain: I don't give a crap about this world!
Zephon (as Ariel): Then for me. Let's embrace! (Zephon, as 'Ariel', and Kain hugged
each other, and there was no way he'd kiss Zephon, so Zephon took a hold of Kain,
dipped him, and kissed his lips like a compassionate Ariel would do, then he dropped
Kain, and ran of the set to get some soap to put in his mouth then rinse)
Kain: !!! (still shocked and horrified at what just happened) Nu-nu- nupraptor, with
vengeance in mind, would destroy Nosgoth unless I, the great hero, did something
about him. And to make things short, all the Guardians had to die and I had to get
something that belonged to them to heal them Pillars.
(So Kain walked to another teleport pad and got teleported to another forest-like place,
where he walked, killed, walked, killed, you see the pattern here? Then he found
something strange)
Kain: Damn, that's strange! What is that? (looks on the side of the structure. It said
"Bat Beacon" made in China) The Bat Beacon. When I can turn into a bat, this thingy
will lead me back here. (then he sees a Bat card thing) What a convenient coincidence.
With this thingy, I can turn into a bat and run into stuff like these Bat Beacons!
(So Kain walked and killed some more until he found a cave-like building. He walked in
a got the Light spell)
Kain: Hm, a magical light. Natural light kills a vampire soooo, this magic Light has to be
a trap! Damn, I'm clever! (Kain goes further into the cave, only to be hit by numerous
floating spike ball thingies and have numerous skeletons blow up at him) It's dark, I
can't see a thing. What should I do about it? I know! Every time a skeleton blows up on
me, light flashes for a second, so I've gotta get blown up to see! Bet whoever designed
this didn't think I'd think of this. (so Kain went on hitting everything in his path like an
idiot would. Finally, he gets teleported back outside where he was before he entered)
Bad Guy 1: Hey, is that a vampire?
Bad Guy 2: I don't know, let's go see. (so the two bad guys walk up to Kain)
Bad Guy 1: Hey, are you a vampire? (Kain kills him)
Bad Guy 2: Dude! Bitchin', you're a vampire! (Kain kills him too)
(So Kain once again walks a long way, gets tired, and forces Bad Guy 3 to give him a
piggy-back ride. When Kain was done, he paid back Bad Guy 3 by killing him. Then Kain
reaches a cave and goes inside)
Kain: Ok, where am I now? (sees the wolf icon and steps on it) Dude, I can be a wolf
now! Wolves kick so much ass. (he turns into a wolf and a dude stabs him, so Kain kills
the guy and sucks the guys blood as a wolf) Sucking blood as a wolf kicks butt! (Kain
sees a spike pit and jumps over it, but halfway across the spikes, he turns back to
normal cause of lack of magical power) This can't be good. (Kain falls into the spikes)
IT BURNS! Wait a second, no it doesn't. BUT IT HURTS A LOT! (so Kain jumps out of
the pit and is just when to leave) Damn spike-
Zephon (off stage): IT BURNS!!! AHHH!!!
Kain: That would be Zephon washing his mouth out with water.
(Kain continues on and leaves and when he gets outside, he finds more Hearts of
Darknesses)
Kain: Ok, I'm serious here. How many times does his heart get ripped out! Does he
donate them every time he gets killed or what?
(Kain is enjoying himself in wolf form, hopping around for no good reason and having a
good time chasing his tail, when he discovers he's lost)
Kain: I'm lost.
(So Kain sees yet another cave and goes in)
Kain: It's a spirit forge. The wraiths and shades a forge keeper offers items beyond
mortal dreams in exchange for blood. The forge keeper forge items with forfeit souls.
(with a whiny voice) But why do I have to be the one!?
Rahab (as Forge Keeper): Whoever approach the Spirit Forge must answer me, these
questions three, ere the, um, ere you get stuff.
Kain: Go on, I'm not afraid!
Rahab (as Forge Keeper): Question 1. What is your name?
Kain: Kain.
Rahab (as Forge Keeper): Question 2. What is your quest?
Kain: To kill a bunch of people.
Rahab (as Forge Keeper): Question 3. Was Zephon's tongue tasty! Hahaha!
Kain: Hey, I'll kick your ass!
Rahab (as Forge Keeper): Here's your item. (gives Kain 1 Flay)
Kain: 1 Flay! That's it! Cheap bastard!
(then Kain leaves once again and finds, you guessed it, another cave)
Kain: My god, is Nosgoth nothing but caves!? (Kain enters the cave and finds the
Energy Bolt) With this spell, I can blow stuff up! Finally, something I can use! (Kain
shot one just for fun, it hit the set, but the set had a bouncy ball behind it, so the spell
bounced off the ball and hit Kain) THIS USELESS PIECE OF TRASH! (Kain goes further
and finds 20 of those annoying as hell floating demon things that shoot homing
projectiles) Screw this, I'm outta here!
(Kain leaves and finds a bridge that has 3 very little pebbles. No matter how hard Kain
tries, he can't push them out of the way. So Kain walks away crying thinking this was
all for nothing when he stumbles across a blood fountain)
Turel (as Blood Fountain): (in poetic voice) The blood of ages flows like the sunlight
flows over the grace of the land.
Kain: I swear, I'll castrate you with the soul reaver if you don't stop your singing!
Turel (as Blood Fountain): But I wasn't singing.
Kain: You know what I mean! Now shut up and get back to the script! (Kain drinks
blood from the blood fountain)
Turel (as Blood Fountain): You can now push small pebbles with ease. (as Kain's
walking away) Puny wussy.
(So Kain really was able to push the very tiny pebbles out of the way and enters
Nachtholm)
Kain: I'm at Nath, um, Nack, oh screw it! I'm at weird name place! Communist
Germans, with their weird names. (Kain goes around, killing innocents and finds a Slow
Time and an Implode) Of all the methods I employ, this is perhaps the cruelest, causing
my victim's body to shrink on itself, crushing bones and rupturing organs 'til the
pressure inside burst the sac of fleshy skin, spraying its contents for all to see. DAMN,
I'm good!
(Kain leaves again and finds Steinchencröe and sees a wooden castle)
Kain: Ah, good old Stechecro, the place that smells like a third-world country. (Kain
looks around and finds Special Guest Magnus as Old Insane Dude because Magnus and
Old Insane Dude are both insane)
Magnus (as Old Insane Dude): Those bastards in Steinchencröe denied me of my
MEAT!
Kain: ?
Magnus (as Old Insane Dude): THEY BETTER GIVE ME MY MEAT! IT'S CAUSE OF THE
WAY I LOOK! BRING ME SOME MEAT!
Kain: (standing in a heroic stance) They way you look. Thanks, bye. (Kain leaves)
Magnus (as Old Insane Dude) WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' MEAT!?
(Kain once again leaves and enters a town called Vasserbünde and sees teepees, or
however you spell that)
Kain: Damn, I'll have to deal with Indians! Stupid hippies! (Kain sneaks his way around
the hippies and finds a costume) I don't want a gigolo costume! Oh well. (Kain dresses
as a gigolo and when he steps out, a male Indian smiles at him and Kain ran away then
saw that he was in Vasserbünde)
Kain: Not another confusing name! This place used to be grand, but now stupid and
crappy and just outside Nupraptor's Rehab. Nupraptor's Rehab lay west of
Vasernoobus. I will cut the heart from its cancer!
Kain: Thought we would never get that one done filming! Damn, at the bloopers!
----------------- Take 1
Kain: I only need a cure (muttering) you incredibly sexy woman who I'd love to have
sex with.
Zephon: Oh, you're such a flirt!
Kain: WHAT!?
Zephon: (innocently) Just joking.
----------------- Take 2
Zephon: Now a traitor has droiven us insane.
Kain: Droiven?
Zephon: Well, it's either drove or driven, but now, it's a combination of both!
Kain: Idiot.
-------------------- Take 5
(Zephon dips Kain, kisses him, then drops him. Zephon then trips on Kain's body that
on the ground and falls on him)
Zephon: You know, this really doesn't look right.
Kain: GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!
------------- Take 10
Kain: It's a spirit forge. The wraiths and shades a forge keeper offers items beyond
mortal dreams in excha-
(then Zephon ran across the stage on fire, ran in a circle and then just stood there)
Raziel: Stop, drop, and roll!
(so Zephon stop, drops and rolled right into the blood fountain, which was really just red PowerAde)
Zephon: IT BURNS!!!
Kain: What the hell's going on here?
Raziel: It's complicated. I bet him that he couldn't stand gurgling with water for more
than 4 seconds, he thought he could and he did, so he spit the water out and it landed
on a flame!
Kain: So that's why he's on fire?
Raziel: No, it's because he wanted to see what he looked like on fire.
----------------- Take 23
Magnus (Old Insane Dude): I WANT MY MEAT! (then Magnus begins eating Kain)
Kain: Help! This vicious Chihuahua thing is biting me! That hurt you bastard!
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Kain: Well, this was a pain in the ass to film, I've still got bite marks from Magnus!
Magnus: (sees Melchiah and sees Melchiah kinda falling apart) MEAT!!! (Magnus goes
over and chews on Melchiah)
Melchiah: (while being eaten) HELP!!!!!
Kain: Until next time, good night.
This chapter took a bit of research, so appreciate it. I just thought that since Kain is so
egotistical that he would tell his sons he's a lot braver and better with the ladies,
especially Ariel than he really is. Hope you liked this chapter and don't forget to review!