When Kylie got to the debriefing room she saw that her mom, dad, uncle
Daniel and Teal'c were already there. Kylie walked into the room and took
the seat opposite her Dad. "Hey Kylie how are you?" Jack asked.
"I'm fine thanks for ask n'" Kylie replied in mid sit down position. Just then the General walked in and Jack and Sam stood up until he told the to "be seated"
"Okay miss O'Neill" The General was cut off when Kylie spook up.
"Kylie please" she said smiling.
"All right Kylie would you please tell us why you are here" The General said looking slightly curious.
"I'd be happy to General, Oh wait it's 2002 right," Kylie asked.
"Yep" Jack said smiling at HIS daughter.
With that Kylie took a deep breath and began. "Well you all already know that my name is Kylie O'Neill and my Dad is Colonel Jonathan O'Neill and my mother is Major Samantha O'Neill. Before I came here it was the year 2017 and the Goa'uld had just decided to launch an attack on Earth and I SWEAR I didn't do it. Anyway we called the Asguard and they said that they would come as soon as they could. The Goa'uld got to Earth before the Asguard, and well Dad thought that I would be safer if I went back in time because the Goa'uld were after me for what I DIDN'T do. So he dialled the gate and pushed me through but the General gave me a note before they all pushed me through. Mom wanted to come with me but she couldn't. Right when I was pushed through some Jaffa came into the room and fired at my parents and that's all I saw." Kylie finished the last sentence with trouble. "Um general can you tell me what the note said if it was about me please."
"Of course the note said that we were to keep you here until they came and got you."
"Oh ok"
"Kylie what exactly did you NOT do?" Sam asked her daughter.
"Ha, ah.um.well I kinda well um you see ah.." Kylie paused for a second and then quickly finished it all off. "The son of two Goa'uld's kidnapped me and wanted to go out with me and then I kinda broke his heart by saying something to him"
"What was that something?" Jack asked
"Um well it was something along the lines of you're a stink'n snakehead I'd rather die get away from me and then I kinda kicked him in the family jewel's and then he started to cry and I laughed at him and then left to find you dad." Kylie finished with a very nervous smile on her face.
Jack got up and went over to her daughter with a single tear in his eye her engorged her in a really big hug. "Kylie I'm SO proud of you I couldn't have done it better myself!" Jack said still hugging his daughter.
"Colonel control yourself." The General said with a slight bit of amusement in his voice.
"Sorry sir, just, aren't you proud of her sir" Jack said letting Kylie go and putting his arm around her facing the General.
"I know I am" Sam said smiling. "My daughter able to make a Goa'uld cry amazing really."
"All right SG-1 you are on downtime until we can figure something out and Colonel I suggest you take Kylie with you understand?" asked the general.
"Understood sir" Sam, Jack and Kylie all said.
They were all leaving when "Major I would like you to stay behind for a moment please."
Jack looked at Sam and Sam looked at Jack. "Carter why don't you come by my house after we can all go out somewhere."
"Sure I'll be there as soon as I can." Sam said smiling. All the while Kylie was looking at her parents with a smile on her face. "Come on dad let's go," she finally said. "See you later Cater."
"Bye sir, Kylie" with that Jack and his daughter left the room.
"What did you want to tell me sir?" Sam asked the General.
"Major I wanted to tell you that you should spend a lot of time with Kylie"
"May I ask why sir?"
"She won't be going home for a while and she still needs her mother."
"How do you know that sir for all we know she could go home tomorrow?" Sam asked slightly confused.
"In the note it said they would not be coming back for her for at least a month or two so please spend time with her and act like a mother would towards her daughter I want her to feel at home while she is staying here." "Oh of course sir"
"Thank you and please do not tell her or Jack about this"
"Why not Jack sir I mean I understand Kylie but why not Jack?"
"Major this is his second child I want him to enjoy his tie with her and not think about when she will be leaving understood?"
"Yes sir"
"Good then I suggest you get over to the colonel's place then."
"Yes sir good bye" Sam said as she left the room and the mountain.
About an hour later when Sam got to Jack house it seemed peaceful until she heard Kylie scream and come running out of the house followed closely by Jack. Kylie stopped running when she saw Sam and so did Jack. Sam couldn't help but smile when she saw the two covered in what seemed to be spaghetti sauce and noodles. "Oh hey mom" Kylie said while licking the sauce off of her fingers.
"What happened to you two" Sam asked while laughing and taking and noodle out of her daughters hair.
"Well we thought it would be nice if we made dinner for you" Said jack who was also licking his fingers.
"Yeah it was going great until I slipped and got sauce on dad. You know him he took it personally and wanted revenge so he threw some back"
"Yeah and she's just like me and threw more and we went back and forth until we used chairs as cover and then she decided to bring it out here when she was about to run out of spaghetti. And that's where you came in."
"Oh well then what are we going to have for dinner now?" Sam asked smiling.
"Oh well mom how about spaghetti?" Kylie then threw the spaghetti that she had right at Sam. She got her right in the face. Jack looked at Kylie shocked at what she just did and decided it was for the best so he threw his spaghetti to.
Sam slowly took her hand and whipped off her face "Oh that's it" She said as she picked up the hose that was on Jack lawn and pointed it at the two of them with a sly smile.
Jack looked at Sam and then to Kylie "TAKE COVER" he yelled.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH" Yelled Kylie as she and Jack ran into the house. Sam threw down the hose and ran in after them.
When Sam got into the house she went into the kitchen that looked like a war zone spaghetti was stuck to the walls and the chairs were all knocked over the same with the table when she got in far enough she heard whispering and then it happened "FIRE" yelled Kylie as she and Jack popped up from behind the table and started throwing spaghetti at Sam. It seemed they had gathered a lot behind the table and just kept throwing it. Until, Sam started throwing back. Kylie decided that it was best if she moved behind a chair where she and her Dad were hiding more spaghetti. When she gave her Dad the signal she went for it but she slipped on the spaghetti and fell on her butt. When Sam saw her go down she started to run over to her but fell on spaghetti to. Jack tried to see if they were ok but was laughing so hard that he also fell. There they were the perfect family all couldn't get up and kept falling on spaghetti laughing their heads off.
Daniel and Janet decided to go and see how Kylie was doing at Jacks house. When they got to the house there was no answer but the door was slightly open so they decided to investigate. When they got inside they heard the strangest things "ah No Ah I..CAN'T .. AHH DAD HELP SHE"S Got Spaghetti.. Kylie I'm coming, I 'can't get up.. Sam none of us can. Okay some one crawl over to the door. Oh I will, Careful Kylie, WATCH OUT, WHAH OOWWW my nose, Kylie are you OK. Sam is that blood or spaghetti sauce. I don't know Kylie I'm Coming, oh don't worry its just spaghetti sauce. Ok good keep going" Janet and Daniel ran to the kitchen to see what was going on. When they turned the corner they both started laughing. Sam and Jack were lying on there backs covered in spaghetti next to each other and Kylie was close to them also covered in spaghetti but on her stomach. The table and chairs were knocked over and covered in spaghetti and so were the walls and the floor.
"Danny-boy come here," Jack said
"HA okay Jack" Daniel said laughing he slowly and carefully walked over to Jack. When he got close enough Jack sprang in to a sitting position and smacked him right in the face with a hand full of spaghetti.
((A/N Okay what do you think so far tell me please I need to know so I can write more.( ok I'll start writing the next chapter tonight okay so it will hopefully be up by tomorrow.))
"I'm fine thanks for ask n'" Kylie replied in mid sit down position. Just then the General walked in and Jack and Sam stood up until he told the to "be seated"
"Okay miss O'Neill" The General was cut off when Kylie spook up.
"Kylie please" she said smiling.
"All right Kylie would you please tell us why you are here" The General said looking slightly curious.
"I'd be happy to General, Oh wait it's 2002 right," Kylie asked.
"Yep" Jack said smiling at HIS daughter.
With that Kylie took a deep breath and began. "Well you all already know that my name is Kylie O'Neill and my Dad is Colonel Jonathan O'Neill and my mother is Major Samantha O'Neill. Before I came here it was the year 2017 and the Goa'uld had just decided to launch an attack on Earth and I SWEAR I didn't do it. Anyway we called the Asguard and they said that they would come as soon as they could. The Goa'uld got to Earth before the Asguard, and well Dad thought that I would be safer if I went back in time because the Goa'uld were after me for what I DIDN'T do. So he dialled the gate and pushed me through but the General gave me a note before they all pushed me through. Mom wanted to come with me but she couldn't. Right when I was pushed through some Jaffa came into the room and fired at my parents and that's all I saw." Kylie finished the last sentence with trouble. "Um general can you tell me what the note said if it was about me please."
"Of course the note said that we were to keep you here until they came and got you."
"Oh ok"
"Kylie what exactly did you NOT do?" Sam asked her daughter.
"Ha, ah.um.well I kinda well um you see ah.." Kylie paused for a second and then quickly finished it all off. "The son of two Goa'uld's kidnapped me and wanted to go out with me and then I kinda broke his heart by saying something to him"
"What was that something?" Jack asked
"Um well it was something along the lines of you're a stink'n snakehead I'd rather die get away from me and then I kinda kicked him in the family jewel's and then he started to cry and I laughed at him and then left to find you dad." Kylie finished with a very nervous smile on her face.
Jack got up and went over to her daughter with a single tear in his eye her engorged her in a really big hug. "Kylie I'm SO proud of you I couldn't have done it better myself!" Jack said still hugging his daughter.
"Colonel control yourself." The General said with a slight bit of amusement in his voice.
"Sorry sir, just, aren't you proud of her sir" Jack said letting Kylie go and putting his arm around her facing the General.
"I know I am" Sam said smiling. "My daughter able to make a Goa'uld cry amazing really."
"All right SG-1 you are on downtime until we can figure something out and Colonel I suggest you take Kylie with you understand?" asked the general.
"Understood sir" Sam, Jack and Kylie all said.
They were all leaving when "Major I would like you to stay behind for a moment please."
Jack looked at Sam and Sam looked at Jack. "Carter why don't you come by my house after we can all go out somewhere."
"Sure I'll be there as soon as I can." Sam said smiling. All the while Kylie was looking at her parents with a smile on her face. "Come on dad let's go," she finally said. "See you later Cater."
"Bye sir, Kylie" with that Jack and his daughter left the room.
"What did you want to tell me sir?" Sam asked the General.
"Major I wanted to tell you that you should spend a lot of time with Kylie"
"May I ask why sir?"
"She won't be going home for a while and she still needs her mother."
"How do you know that sir for all we know she could go home tomorrow?" Sam asked slightly confused.
"In the note it said they would not be coming back for her for at least a month or two so please spend time with her and act like a mother would towards her daughter I want her to feel at home while she is staying here." "Oh of course sir"
"Thank you and please do not tell her or Jack about this"
"Why not Jack sir I mean I understand Kylie but why not Jack?"
"Major this is his second child I want him to enjoy his tie with her and not think about when she will be leaving understood?"
"Yes sir"
"Good then I suggest you get over to the colonel's place then."
"Yes sir good bye" Sam said as she left the room and the mountain.
About an hour later when Sam got to Jack house it seemed peaceful until she heard Kylie scream and come running out of the house followed closely by Jack. Kylie stopped running when she saw Sam and so did Jack. Sam couldn't help but smile when she saw the two covered in what seemed to be spaghetti sauce and noodles. "Oh hey mom" Kylie said while licking the sauce off of her fingers.
"What happened to you two" Sam asked while laughing and taking and noodle out of her daughters hair.
"Well we thought it would be nice if we made dinner for you" Said jack who was also licking his fingers.
"Yeah it was going great until I slipped and got sauce on dad. You know him he took it personally and wanted revenge so he threw some back"
"Yeah and she's just like me and threw more and we went back and forth until we used chairs as cover and then she decided to bring it out here when she was about to run out of spaghetti. And that's where you came in."
"Oh well then what are we going to have for dinner now?" Sam asked smiling.
"Oh well mom how about spaghetti?" Kylie then threw the spaghetti that she had right at Sam. She got her right in the face. Jack looked at Kylie shocked at what she just did and decided it was for the best so he threw his spaghetti to.
Sam slowly took her hand and whipped off her face "Oh that's it" She said as she picked up the hose that was on Jack lawn and pointed it at the two of them with a sly smile.
Jack looked at Sam and then to Kylie "TAKE COVER" he yelled.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH" Yelled Kylie as she and Jack ran into the house. Sam threw down the hose and ran in after them.
When Sam got into the house she went into the kitchen that looked like a war zone spaghetti was stuck to the walls and the chairs were all knocked over the same with the table when she got in far enough she heard whispering and then it happened "FIRE" yelled Kylie as she and Jack popped up from behind the table and started throwing spaghetti at Sam. It seemed they had gathered a lot behind the table and just kept throwing it. Until, Sam started throwing back. Kylie decided that it was best if she moved behind a chair where she and her Dad were hiding more spaghetti. When she gave her Dad the signal she went for it but she slipped on the spaghetti and fell on her butt. When Sam saw her go down she started to run over to her but fell on spaghetti to. Jack tried to see if they were ok but was laughing so hard that he also fell. There they were the perfect family all couldn't get up and kept falling on spaghetti laughing their heads off.
Daniel and Janet decided to go and see how Kylie was doing at Jacks house. When they got to the house there was no answer but the door was slightly open so they decided to investigate. When they got inside they heard the strangest things "ah No Ah I..CAN'T .. AHH DAD HELP SHE"S Got Spaghetti.. Kylie I'm coming, I 'can't get up.. Sam none of us can. Okay some one crawl over to the door. Oh I will, Careful Kylie, WATCH OUT, WHAH OOWWW my nose, Kylie are you OK. Sam is that blood or spaghetti sauce. I don't know Kylie I'm Coming, oh don't worry its just spaghetti sauce. Ok good keep going" Janet and Daniel ran to the kitchen to see what was going on. When they turned the corner they both started laughing. Sam and Jack were lying on there backs covered in spaghetti next to each other and Kylie was close to them also covered in spaghetti but on her stomach. The table and chairs were knocked over and covered in spaghetti and so were the walls and the floor.
"Danny-boy come here," Jack said
"HA okay Jack" Daniel said laughing he slowly and carefully walked over to Jack. When he got close enough Jack sprang in to a sitting position and smacked him right in the face with a hand full of spaghetti.
((A/N Okay what do you think so far tell me please I need to know so I can write more.( ok I'll start writing the next chapter tonight okay so it will hopefully be up by tomorrow.))