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A the throne room before filming, Raziel walks up to Kain
Raziel: (pissed off) Ok, that's it! I don't need you, old man! You need me!
Kain: What are you talking about?
Raziel: You like Dumah better than me! So I don't have to take this, you old bastard!
Yeah, I said that you tyrant! And why? Cause...Turel, take it away!
Turel: (singing) Cause, he ain't gonna take it no more, no more, no more, no more! Hit
the road Raz, cause you ain't gonna take it no more!
Raziel: Yeah! What do you think of that! I'm outta here! (then Raziel left)
Kain: Damn it. Now we've lost our King William the Just.
Turel: Oh, can I be him?
Kain: No, because you'll sing at me.
Melchiah: How about me!
Kain: Your arm would fall off during the fight! And just in case anyone else is
wondering, Zephon can't cause I don't even trust him with a pocket knife! Dumah can't
cause he'd try to kill me! And Rahab can't because..just because.
Vorador: May I suggest (whispers in Kain's ear) Is that ok?
Kain: Whatever.
Vorador: (to Janos) Hey, Janos, can I borrow a Heart of Darkness?
Janos: Sure. (hands Vorador a Heart of Darkness) I have plenty more where that came
from.
Kain: Ok, I have a question that I've always wanted to ask and I'm determined to figure
this out. YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE ONE HEART! HOW THE HELL DO YOU
HAVE SO MANY HEARTS!?
(Vorador returns with the new William the Just)
Vorador: We have no time for that Kain.
Kain: I present to you our new King William the Just! The name is..Umah!
Dumah: WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE! She's a woman!
Rahab: Yeah! What about us!?
Zephon: Something's not right here! Her boobs are the biggest part of her body!
(everyone just stares at Zephon) Well, look at them! They're like..bigger than her
head!
Kain: Well, I can trust her more than any of you! Let's start filming!
Zephon: (to Turel) Hey, give me something poetic to say to her. (Turel whispers some
stuff in his ears and Zepphon walks up to Umah) (insert poetic voice) Umah, you're face
is as beautiful as the rising sun over the horizon. Your eyes are beautiful enough to be
worth gold. Your breasts are like nature's balloon, big and ready to pop. (she punches
him hard then walks away)
Turel: (smirking) How'd it go?
Zephon: You gave me a bad poem! Why do the women of Nosgoth hate it when people
said they have big boobs? I would've thought they'd think it was flattering.
The filming has started and the scene is Vasserbünde, and Kain is still dressed as a
gigolo for undercover work
Kain: Don't mind me, I'm just a gigolo!
Male Stranger: The night's can get real cold around here. I can warm you up, if you
know what I mean.
Kain: !
Male Stranger: In other words, I mean sex.
Kain: Not a chance in hell.
(So Kain continued on until he got to the gate that led to Nupraptor's Rehab. The gate
was closed)
Kain: Y'know, I'm gonna start calling Rahab Rehab from now on.
(Kain entered the little building that had a switch in the back. He went for the switch,
but Butt Grabber grabbed Kain's butt)
Kain: (enraged) DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(So Kain completely mutilated Butt Grabber and all of the other 50 guards without
getting a scratch and then he went through the open gate across a bridge then heard a
scream)
Kain: I heard screams from down yonder. I grinned; someone else was in more pain
than I.
Scream: OH, THAT'S GREAT!
Kain: Dammit! No one's in more pain than I!
Scream: THAT'S TRUE!
Kain: Stop rubbing it in!
(Then Kain went further, finding out that Scream was actually a guard and Kain beat
the crap outta him and continued on. Kain eventually came to a cave with a skull over
it)
Kain: The gaping mouth of Nupraptor's Rehab rained upon Nosgoth with all its
hypochondriac and self-pity. The disease begged to be killed by none other than me,
the most heroic vampire off them all.
(Kain went into Nupraptor's rehab and saw some sand)
Kain: (sarcastically) Oooh! Little evil SAND. Oh, I'm so scared! (he walked into the sand
and stopped) IT BURNS! HOT SAND! OW! (so Kain just stood there in pain until he
decided he had had enough) Your days are over, evil sand! (so Kain slashed the sand
with the Iron Sword. Oddly, the sand wasn't hurt-at all) OW! (so Kain finally got smart
and leapt out of the sand. Only to land right in front of an arrow dispenser) Ow!
(Kain walked a bit further, getting hit by approximately 3,528 arrows then saw a blob)
Kain: JELL-O! (Kain ate the blob) Crunchy. Tasty. Must have more.
(then Kain ate more 'Jell-O' all the while getting hit by every arrow in his way, but by
now he had gotten hitten so much that his nerve endings weren't functioning so he felt
no pain. Kain saw some people chained to a wall and more Jell-o and saw a triangle
again. He stepped on it)
Triangle (Kain's voice): The Mentalist Nupraptor was renowned through Nosgoth for his
tricks of the mind, telepathy and telekinesis. Pilgrims traveled from all across the land
seeking the comfort of his lies. I sought not his wisdom but his life.
Kain: I'm still wondering how the hell whoever did this done this.
(so Kain went on, stepping in sand)
Kain: Why don't I just turn into wolf form?
(Cause you're stupid)
Kain: Vae Victus! (then, for every sandbar he reached, he would wolf form through, but
not thinking to jump over it and he ate any 'Jell-O' he found along the way. He finally
reached a hallway with Melchiah, as 'Nupraptor' in it)
Melchiah (as Nupraptor): You dare intrude upon my (then Melchiah's head fell off,
replaced by Nupraptor's head) rehab center! Can I not (his arm fell off) mourn in
peace? Leave..leave and (his foot falls off) let my solitude be complete. (then
Melchiah, as 'Nupraptor' disappeared-actually, strings lifted him up to make it look like
he disappeared)
Kain: (to Zephon, who was pulling the strings) You forgot his head, arm, and leg.
(Kain then continued on and found a woman chained to a wall)
Kain: I came upon one of Nupraptor's women. Nupraptor owned this rehab and was
also a booty wrangler. She was catatonic with fear, and I didn't want to know why. MY
GOD, I DIDN'T WANT TO THINK THAT! Although tempted by hunger, I stayed my
hand, allowing her to tell me her st-(then Kain sucked her blood out, killing her)-oops.
(Kain went on exploring and found a very bloody room)
Kain: The retarded monkey Nupraptor left life all over the floor. It was vile. It was
messy. It was-HEY! Is that an arm with blood in it! Kick ass, snack time! (Kain dives for
the arm, but a little green creature appeared and it was playing a flute. Kain saw it, but
like an idiot ignored it. Then two skeletons magically appeared) DIE! (Kain killed the
two skeletons while the green thing walked in circles around him. Then two more
skeleton's appeared) DIE! (two more) DIE! (again two more) DIE!
(Two hours later)
Kain: (exhausted) Die! Why do they keep coming? They must have some link to
something in this room. (Kain looked around and saw nothing but the green creature
and skeletons) What the hell could it be? (then Kain finally had the bright idea of killing
the green creature) DIE YOU TIME WASTING BASTARD! Whew, made it! (Kain walked
to a door and another green creature appeared) OH MY GOD! SCREW THIS!
(Well, Kain decided he'd had enough and he went through the door to a room with a
skull that was shut by a door and there was four different doors in the room. Kain went
to the bottom left one. He entered a room with platforms and a lot of spikes)
Kain: There must be a way to get through. The spikes are rising and retracting. Kick
ass, I get to be a wolf again! I should get a pet wolf. Nah, I'd be like Magnus and try to
eat me. Little bastard Magnus left teeth marks. (then Kain turned into a wolf and
hopped around landing on buttons, getting through the room till he got to a dead end
with a teleporter pad. Then Kain looked back and saw the end of some furry being)
Must kill it! (then Kain bit it) OW! The only setback to being a wolf. Hey, there's the
creature again! (then Kain bit his tail again) OW! Damn, I fall for that all the time!
(After Kain went through the teleporter, be was back in the skull room. He went
through the top left door)
Kain: Dude, a hallway! (Kain went forward and through the first left door) Wow, an
energy bank! It's to bad that my spells keep turning on me though! (Kain went to the
right door and found nothing)
Kain: (insulted) Cheap bastards! (then Kain went through the second left door) A Font
of Putresce! With this, when I throw it, the power of..maggots kills people! Not even
I'm stupid enough to throw this at me! (curiosity overpowered him. He threw it at
himself) IT BURNS! WHY CAN'T ANYTHING EVER HELP ME!? (then Kain goes to the
second right door and find four people)
Prisoner 1: Help me, please!
Prisoner 2: Help me, kind sir!
Prisoner 3: GET ME OFF THIS FRICKIN' THING!
Prisoner 4: Look at the bright side, at least we still have our health.
(Then Kain killed them all and went through the teleporter and went through the
bottom right door that was very dark. Kain walked through and more floor appeared)
Kain: Wow. (then Kain walked into the shadows and got set back to the beginning)
What the hell?
(after getting lost about 347 times he finally made it to the teleporter
and went to the top right door, which was dark)
Kain: Well, this can't be too bad. (You idiot Kain) What? (Kain walked forward and 100
skeletons appeared) Oh HOLY HELL!
Rahab (off screen): (to Turel) Y'know, I think he's exaggerating to make himself look
better.
Kain: (to Rahab) Shut up, Rehab! (then Kain killed all 100 enemies and teleported to
the skull door, which was now open. He went through another teleporter and he was at
the skull's eye sockets. He found another triangle)
Triangle (with Kain's voice): From the depths of the Retreat's eye sockets, I viewed
Nosgoth in a different fashion. The glass seemed to warp the image and taint the
color. As if Nosgoth needed assistance in making its corruption apparent.
Kain: Damn, I have one SEXY voice! I'm so vain and proud of it!
(Then Kain went through another portal that led to a dome, which has another
teleporter, which led him to Melchiah, as 'Nupraptor' and Janos, as 'Malek')
Melchiah (as Nupraptor): (notices Janos, as 'Malek') So, failure, I mean Malek, have you
come to fail the Circle was more? Hehe, useless idiot. Leave paladin, I don't need your
failure.
Janos: (muttering) Butthole. I'll kill you all.
Melchiah: (muttering to Kain) I bet Janos is gay. (as 'Nupraptor') Come Kain..come share my PAIN!!!!
Kain: So this was the rehab's leader, Nupraptor, this literally broken, (Melchiah's left
shoulder broke off) pathetic, wussy, stupid, ugly-as-hell little man. Yet crippled as he
was, (Melchiah's left foot fell off) he would not yield without battle. Very well, old..
(then Melchiah's bottom jaw fell off) now you're like Raziel! HAHAHA! If it's death you
seek, then I'll kill you.
(Kain entered a room with a tennis ball shooter at the end, but it only shot Nerf balls
because Kain couldn't afford anything better)
Melchiah (as Nupraptor): Taste the power of these balls!
Kain: HAHAHAHA! VAE VICTUS! (then Kain got hit by a Nerf ball) That really hurt! Kain
didn't realize he needed to strategically navigate the Nerf balls, but took the blow and
cut Nupraptor's head off Melchiah's neck) Perhaps the head of Ariel's beloved will
convince her. Damn, this is gonna piss her off!
(Kain also found a teleporter and was teleported inside a circle of stoned from Coney
Island and a spiked mace)
Kain: I've always wanted to do this to these stones! (Kain destroyed one of the
wonders of the world happily them turned into a bat and flew back to the Circle)
(Back at the Circle, Zephon, as 'Ariel' was taking a bath and rose up when Kain came,
Zephon exposing his chest)
Kain: (muttering) Why, oh why couldn't this be Ariel instead? (Kain placed Nupraptor's
head at the Pillar of Mind and the head dissolved) There, that's cured. Now I must
defeat the shepherd! No, that doesn't sound cool enough. I know! Now I must defeat
the Circle's sheep! Malek..
Zephon (as Ariel): (rising out of the water still sticking his chest out) Well, sexy, it
seems death restores life.
Kain: (disgusted at Zephon's chest) Yeah, whatever.
Zephon (as Ariel): Let's get naked.
Kain: (scared) Cut! Please cut! (then filming stopped)
Kain: I never want to see Zephon naked! Hell no!
-------------------------------- Take 1
Kain: Don't mind me, I'm just a gigolo!
Male Stranger: The night's can get real cold around here. I can have sex with you, if
you know what I mean?
------------------------------- Take 4
Kain: (sarcastically) Oooh! Little evil SAND. Oh, I'm so scared! (then Kain started to
sink) Why the hell am I sinking?
Zephon: I had nothing to do with it.
Kain: I hate you.
----------------------------- Take 9
Kain: JELL-O! (Kain ate the blob) Aw, that is terrible! (stops a minute) Hey, there's jam
in this thing. Yummy.
---------------------------- Take 15
(Kain dives for
the arm, but a little green creature appeared and it was playing a flute. Kain saw it, but
like an idiot ignored it. Then two skeletons magically appeared) DIE! (Kain killed the
two skeletons while the green thing walked in circles around him. Then two more
skeleton's appeared) DIE! (two more) DIE! (again two more) DIE!
(Two hours later) HELP! I'M DIEING! OUCH!
------------------------------ Take 19
Kain: There must be a way to get through. The spikes are-
Vorador: Going in and out. If you know what I mean?
Kain: Shut up, you perverted monkey!
--------------------------------- Take 23
Kain: I should get a pet wolf. Nah, I'd be like Magnus and try to
eat me. Little bastard Magnus left teeth marks.
(then Magnus entered)
Magnus: I HEARD THAT! (sees Kain) MEAT!!!!!!!!
Kain: (being bitten) Ow! Ow! Ow! Get this little bastard off me!
--------------------------- Take 25
(Kain stood in sand)
Kain: It burns! SAND IS NOT MY FRIEND!
------------------------------ Take 29
(While Kain was fighting Melchiah, as 'Nupraptor', Nupraptor's head fell off)
Kain: No fair! I wasn't able to cut it off yet! ---------------------------------
(In a different area of Nosgoth, Raziel was wondering around and ran into the Seer)
Raziel: Who are you?
Seer: The Seer. I'm studying to be a psychologist.
Raziel: (hugs her) Oh, thank you!
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A the throne room before filming, Raziel walks up to Kain
Raziel: (pissed off) Ok, that's it! I don't need you, old man! You need me!
Kain: What are you talking about?
Raziel: You like Dumah better than me! So I don't have to take this, you old bastard!
Yeah, I said that you tyrant! And why? Cause...Turel, take it away!
Turel: (singing) Cause, he ain't gonna take it no more, no more, no more, no more! Hit
the road Raz, cause you ain't gonna take it no more!
Raziel: Yeah! What do you think of that! I'm outta here! (then Raziel left)
Kain: Damn it. Now we've lost our King William the Just.
Turel: Oh, can I be him?
Kain: No, because you'll sing at me.
Melchiah: How about me!
Kain: Your arm would fall off during the fight! And just in case anyone else is
wondering, Zephon can't cause I don't even trust him with a pocket knife! Dumah can't
cause he'd try to kill me! And Rahab can't because..just because.
Vorador: May I suggest (whispers in Kain's ear) Is that ok?
Kain: Whatever.
Vorador: (to Janos) Hey, Janos, can I borrow a Heart of Darkness?
Janos: Sure. (hands Vorador a Heart of Darkness) I have plenty more where that came
from.
Kain: Ok, I have a question that I've always wanted to ask and I'm determined to figure
this out. YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE ONE HEART! HOW THE HELL DO YOU
HAVE SO MANY HEARTS!?
(Vorador returns with the new William the Just)
Vorador: We have no time for that Kain.
Kain: I present to you our new King William the Just! The name is..Umah!
Dumah: WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE! She's a woman!
Rahab: Yeah! What about us!?
Zephon: Something's not right here! Her boobs are the biggest part of her body!
(everyone just stares at Zephon) Well, look at them! They're like..bigger than her
head!
Kain: Well, I can trust her more than any of you! Let's start filming!
Zephon: (to Turel) Hey, give me something poetic to say to her. (Turel whispers some
stuff in his ears and Zepphon walks up to Umah) (insert poetic voice) Umah, you're face
is as beautiful as the rising sun over the horizon. Your eyes are beautiful enough to be
worth gold. Your breasts are like nature's balloon, big and ready to pop. (she punches
him hard then walks away)
Turel: (smirking) How'd it go?
Zephon: You gave me a bad poem! Why do the women of Nosgoth hate it when people
said they have big boobs? I would've thought they'd think it was flattering.
The filming has started and the scene is Vasserbünde, and Kain is still dressed as a
gigolo for undercover work
Kain: Don't mind me, I'm just a gigolo!
Male Stranger: The night's can get real cold around here. I can warm you up, if you
know what I mean.
Kain: !
Male Stranger: In other words, I mean sex.
Kain: Not a chance in hell.
(So Kain continued on until he got to the gate that led to Nupraptor's Rehab. The gate
was closed)
Kain: Y'know, I'm gonna start calling Rahab Rehab from now on.
(Kain entered the little building that had a switch in the back. He went for the switch,
but Butt Grabber grabbed Kain's butt)
Kain: (enraged) DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(So Kain completely mutilated Butt Grabber and all of the other 50 guards without
getting a scratch and then he went through the open gate across a bridge then heard a
scream)
Kain: I heard screams from down yonder. I grinned; someone else was in more pain
than I.
Scream: OH, THAT'S GREAT!
Kain: Dammit! No one's in more pain than I!
Scream: THAT'S TRUE!
Kain: Stop rubbing it in!
(Then Kain went further, finding out that Scream was actually a guard and Kain beat
the crap outta him and continued on. Kain eventually came to a cave with a skull over
it)
Kain: The gaping mouth of Nupraptor's Rehab rained upon Nosgoth with all its
hypochondriac and self-pity. The disease begged to be killed by none other than me,
the most heroic vampire off them all.
(Kain went into Nupraptor's rehab and saw some sand)
Kain: (sarcastically) Oooh! Little evil SAND. Oh, I'm so scared! (he walked into the sand
and stopped) IT BURNS! HOT SAND! OW! (so Kain just stood there in pain until he
decided he had had enough) Your days are over, evil sand! (so Kain slashed the sand
with the Iron Sword. Oddly, the sand wasn't hurt-at all) OW! (so Kain finally got smart
and leapt out of the sand. Only to land right in front of an arrow dispenser) Ow!
(Kain walked a bit further, getting hit by approximately 3,528 arrows then saw a blob)
Kain: JELL-O! (Kain ate the blob) Crunchy. Tasty. Must have more.
(then Kain ate more 'Jell-O' all the while getting hit by every arrow in his way, but by
now he had gotten hitten so much that his nerve endings weren't functioning so he felt
no pain. Kain saw some people chained to a wall and more Jell-o and saw a triangle
again. He stepped on it)
Triangle (Kain's voice): The Mentalist Nupraptor was renowned through Nosgoth for his
tricks of the mind, telepathy and telekinesis. Pilgrims traveled from all across the land
seeking the comfort of his lies. I sought not his wisdom but his life.
Kain: I'm still wondering how the hell whoever did this done this.
(so Kain went on, stepping in sand)
Kain: Why don't I just turn into wolf form?
(Cause you're stupid)
Kain: Vae Victus! (then, for every sandbar he reached, he would wolf form through, but
not thinking to jump over it and he ate any 'Jell-O' he found along the way. He finally
reached a hallway with Melchiah, as 'Nupraptor' in it)
Melchiah (as Nupraptor): You dare intrude upon my (then Melchiah's head fell off,
replaced by Nupraptor's head) rehab center! Can I not (his arm fell off) mourn in
peace? Leave..leave and (his foot falls off) let my solitude be complete. (then
Melchiah, as 'Nupraptor' disappeared-actually, strings lifted him up to make it look like
he disappeared)
Kain: (to Zephon, who was pulling the strings) You forgot his head, arm, and leg.
(Kain then continued on and found a woman chained to a wall)
Kain: I came upon one of Nupraptor's women. Nupraptor owned this rehab and was
also a booty wrangler. She was catatonic with fear, and I didn't want to know why. MY
GOD, I DIDN'T WANT TO THINK THAT! Although tempted by hunger, I stayed my
hand, allowing her to tell me her st-(then Kain sucked her blood out, killing her)-oops.
(Kain went on exploring and found a very bloody room)
Kain: The retarded monkey Nupraptor left life all over the floor. It was vile. It was
messy. It was-HEY! Is that an arm with blood in it! Kick ass, snack time! (Kain dives for
the arm, but a little green creature appeared and it was playing a flute. Kain saw it, but
like an idiot ignored it. Then two skeletons magically appeared) DIE! (Kain killed the
two skeletons while the green thing walked in circles around him. Then two more
skeleton's appeared) DIE! (two more) DIE! (again two more) DIE!
(Two hours later)
Kain: (exhausted) Die! Why do they keep coming? They must have some link to
something in this room. (Kain looked around and saw nothing but the green creature
and skeletons) What the hell could it be? (then Kain finally had the bright idea of killing
the green creature) DIE YOU TIME WASTING BASTARD! Whew, made it! (Kain walked
to a door and another green creature appeared) OH MY GOD! SCREW THIS!
(Well, Kain decided he'd had enough and he went through the door to a room with a
skull that was shut by a door and there was four different doors in the room. Kain went
to the bottom left one. He entered a room with platforms and a lot of spikes)
Kain: There must be a way to get through. The spikes are rising and retracting. Kick
ass, I get to be a wolf again! I should get a pet wolf. Nah, I'd be like Magnus and try to
eat me. Little bastard Magnus left teeth marks. (then Kain turned into a wolf and
hopped around landing on buttons, getting through the room till he got to a dead end
with a teleporter pad. Then Kain looked back and saw the end of some furry being)
Must kill it! (then Kain bit it) OW! The only setback to being a wolf. Hey, there's the
creature again! (then Kain bit his tail again) OW! Damn, I fall for that all the time!
(After Kain went through the teleporter, be was back in the skull room. He went
through the top left door)
Kain: Dude, a hallway! (Kain went forward and through the first left door) Wow, an
energy bank! It's to bad that my spells keep turning on me though! (Kain went to the
right door and found nothing)
Kain: (insulted) Cheap bastards! (then Kain went through the second left door) A Font
of Putresce! With this, when I throw it, the power of..maggots kills people! Not even
I'm stupid enough to throw this at me! (curiosity overpowered him. He threw it at
himself) IT BURNS! WHY CAN'T ANYTHING EVER HELP ME!? (then Kain goes to the
second right door and find four people)
Prisoner 1: Help me, please!
Prisoner 2: Help me, kind sir!
Prisoner 3: GET ME OFF THIS FRICKIN' THING!
Prisoner 4: Look at the bright side, at least we still have our health.
(Then Kain killed them all and went through the teleporter and went through the
bottom right door that was very dark. Kain walked through and more floor appeared)
Kain: Wow. (then Kain walked into the shadows and got set back to the beginning)
What the hell?
(after getting lost about 347 times he finally made it to the teleporter
and went to the top right door, which was dark)
Kain: Well, this can't be too bad. (You idiot Kain) What? (Kain walked forward and 100
skeletons appeared) Oh HOLY HELL!
Rahab (off screen): (to Turel) Y'know, I think he's exaggerating to make himself look
better.
Kain: (to Rahab) Shut up, Rehab! (then Kain killed all 100 enemies and teleported to
the skull door, which was now open. He went through another teleporter and he was at
the skull's eye sockets. He found another triangle)
Triangle (with Kain's voice): From the depths of the Retreat's eye sockets, I viewed
Nosgoth in a different fashion. The glass seemed to warp the image and taint the
color. As if Nosgoth needed assistance in making its corruption apparent.
Kain: Damn, I have one SEXY voice! I'm so vain and proud of it!
(Then Kain went through another portal that led to a dome, which has another
teleporter, which led him to Melchiah, as 'Nupraptor' and Janos, as 'Malek')
Melchiah (as Nupraptor): (notices Janos, as 'Malek') So, failure, I mean Malek, have you
come to fail the Circle was more? Hehe, useless idiot. Leave paladin, I don't need your
failure.
Janos: (muttering) Butthole. I'll kill you all.
Melchiah: (muttering to Kain) I bet Janos is gay. (as 'Nupraptor') Come Kain..come share my PAIN!!!!
Kain: So this was the rehab's leader, Nupraptor, this literally broken, (Melchiah's left
shoulder broke off) pathetic, wussy, stupid, ugly-as-hell little man. Yet crippled as he
was, (Melchiah's left foot fell off) he would not yield without battle. Very well, old..
(then Melchiah's bottom jaw fell off) now you're like Raziel! HAHAHA! If it's death you
seek, then I'll kill you.
(Kain entered a room with a tennis ball shooter at the end, but it only shot Nerf balls
because Kain couldn't afford anything better)
Melchiah (as Nupraptor): Taste the power of these balls!
Kain: HAHAHAHA! VAE VICTUS! (then Kain got hit by a Nerf ball) That really hurt! Kain
didn't realize he needed to strategically navigate the Nerf balls, but took the blow and
cut Nupraptor's head off Melchiah's neck) Perhaps the head of Ariel's beloved will
convince her. Damn, this is gonna piss her off!
(Kain also found a teleporter and was teleported inside a circle of stoned from Coney
Island and a spiked mace)
Kain: I've always wanted to do this to these stones! (Kain destroyed one of the
wonders of the world happily them turned into a bat and flew back to the Circle)
(Back at the Circle, Zephon, as 'Ariel' was taking a bath and rose up when Kain came,
Zephon exposing his chest)
Kain: (muttering) Why, oh why couldn't this be Ariel instead? (Kain placed Nupraptor's
head at the Pillar of Mind and the head dissolved) There, that's cured. Now I must
defeat the shepherd! No, that doesn't sound cool enough. I know! Now I must defeat
the Circle's sheep! Malek..
Zephon (as Ariel): (rising out of the water still sticking his chest out) Well, sexy, it
seems death restores life.
Kain: (disgusted at Zephon's chest) Yeah, whatever.
Zephon (as Ariel): Let's get naked.
Kain: (scared) Cut! Please cut! (then filming stopped)
Kain: I never want to see Zephon naked! Hell no!
-------------------------------- Take 1
Kain: Don't mind me, I'm just a gigolo!
Male Stranger: The night's can get real cold around here. I can have sex with you, if
you know what I mean?
------------------------------- Take 4
Kain: (sarcastically) Oooh! Little evil SAND. Oh, I'm so scared! (then Kain started to
sink) Why the hell am I sinking?
Zephon: I had nothing to do with it.
Kain: I hate you.
----------------------------- Take 9
Kain: JELL-O! (Kain ate the blob) Aw, that is terrible! (stops a minute) Hey, there's jam
in this thing. Yummy.
---------------------------- Take 15
(Kain dives for
the arm, but a little green creature appeared and it was playing a flute. Kain saw it, but
like an idiot ignored it. Then two skeletons magically appeared) DIE! (Kain killed the
two skeletons while the green thing walked in circles around him. Then two more
skeleton's appeared) DIE! (two more) DIE! (again two more) DIE!
(Two hours later) HELP! I'M DIEING! OUCH!
------------------------------ Take 19
Kain: There must be a way to get through. The spikes are-
Vorador: Going in and out. If you know what I mean?
Kain: Shut up, you perverted monkey!
--------------------------------- Take 23
Kain: I should get a pet wolf. Nah, I'd be like Magnus and try to
eat me. Little bastard Magnus left teeth marks.
(then Magnus entered)
Magnus: I HEARD THAT! (sees Kain) MEAT!!!!!!!!
Kain: (being bitten) Ow! Ow! Ow! Get this little bastard off me!
--------------------------- Take 25
(Kain stood in sand)
Kain: It burns! SAND IS NOT MY FRIEND!
------------------------------ Take 29
(While Kain was fighting Melchiah, as 'Nupraptor', Nupraptor's head fell off)
Kain: No fair! I wasn't able to cut it off yet! ---------------------------------
(In a different area of Nosgoth, Raziel was wondering around and ran into the Seer)
Raziel: Who are you?
Seer: The Seer. I'm studying to be a psychologist.
Raziel: (hugs her) Oh, thank you!
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