Frieza's Haunted Island²
MWAHAHAHA!!! I've finally got it! Here we go! Here we go! Ahem! Same characters as last time(minus SK and Dende), but I'm (hoping) this one is more humorous. This story starts out with Trunks and Goten having a sleepover at Capsule Corp., then Frieza transports them back to FHI while they are ASLEEP! ^_^ Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: We don't own DBZ, and we do not own the board game that Piccolo and Yamcha like to play… BUT WE DO OWN THE ISLAND!!! HA HA! Wanna buy it? Barriers INCLUUUUUDED!!!!
"Hey, Trunks, wait up!" Goten ran after his friend. "You have to wait for me!"
"Then hurry up, slow poke!" Trunks called back to his best friend. The two were running through the Garden on the fifth level at Capsule Corp.
"Boys, time for supper!" Bulma called. They two laughed and ran over to Trunk's mother.
"How did you find us?" Trunks asked.
"Never mind that, let's eat!" Goten exclaimed.
"Uh-huh!" Trunks nodded in agreement.
*~*~*
"Wow, Mom, this is really good!" Trunks complimented his mother on the fish.
"Why, thank you, Trunks," Bulma glowed with pride. "It always gives me great pleasure to hear that!"
"Yeah, it's definitely good!" Goten nodded.
"Now what would you like to drink?" Bulma asked.
"Pepsi." Trunks said.
"Orange juice!" Goten looked at the plushy Bulma had made him when they had been on FHI. "Hey, Brownie, do you want some?"
"Goten, you can't call that doll Brownie!" Bulma exclaimed, handing Trunks a Pepsi can, and Goten a cup of orange juice.
"Why not?" Goten asked, looking confused.
"You just can't," Bulma said. "Why don't you call it something nice like Adrienne?"
"Adrienne?" Goten looked at the doll. "Okay! I can call it Ri for short!"
"Hm…" Bulma looked up at the ceiling, looking both repulsed and amused.
"You're still carrying that around?" Trunks asked.
"Hey, look what I found!" Goten pulled Trunks doll from Trunks' back pocket. Trunks screamed and grabbed the doll from Goten.
"Leave Chloe alone!" Trunks yelled. Bulma smiled and Goten laughed.
*~*~*
"Hey, stop it!" Trunks shielded the soapy water from his eyes. He splashed a wave back at Goten.
"Hey!" Goten splashed some more water back at Trunks.
"Hey, guys, stop it!" Bulma shielded her face. "You're splashing me!" The two young boys continued splashing each other until Bulma had had enough. "STOP! You're going to get it in somebody's eye!"
Trunks sighed and Goten picked up some water in his hand. He blinked and put it in his eye. Bulma screamed and Trunks rammed himself up against the back of the bathtub. Bulma stood up and looked around for some Clear Eyes. She finally pulled out a bottle and pushed Goten's head backwards.
"But, Bulma, my eyes aren't dry!"
"Be quiet, Goten!" Bulma put the eye drops in Goten's left eye, then his right. She let go of Goten's head and he blinked.
"I guess they don't call it Tear Free for nothing!" Trunks exclaimed. Bulma sighed.
"Better?"
"I… guess so…" Goten touched his eye and Bulma turned her head.
"EW! Don't do that!"
"Do what? This?"
"Ew! GROSS! STOP it, Goten!"
"But it's funny to watch you scream!"
"I said STOP!!!!!!!"
*~*~*
"Ow…" Goten crawled into bed rubbing his sore head. Trunks got in next to him.
"Now you two had BETTER go to sleep!" Bulma yelled, standing in the doorway with her frying pan. "Or you won't be having any more sleepovers!"
Bulma slammed the door behind her and Trunks looked at Goten. "Geez, you made her REALLY angry…"
The door opened and the two screamed. "And by the way, good night!" Bulma gently closed the door and the two blinked.
"Yeah… that's definitely Mom for ya." Trunks said. Goten nodded and the two laid down and went to sleep.
*~*~*
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Frieza laughed as he watched the Z Warriors fall asleep. "Those fools don't even suspect a thing!"
*~*~*
There was a knock on the door and Bulma turned off the TV. "Coming!" She rushed to the door and opened it. Vegeta stood there, looking at the ground. "Vegeta! You're finally home!"
"Huh…?" Vegeta looked around. "Where am I…?"
"Honey, you're home!" Bulma exclaimed. She grabbed his arm and dragged him inside. "How did you get off the island?"
"I…don't remember…" Vegeta said, his face full of confusion and dullness. "I just remember knocking on the door, looking down at my clothes, and finding them ripped. Then you pulled me inside and you asked me how I got off the island. So I told you I didn't remember and then I told you what I DID remember. Then I told you this, and then I told you that I said this, and then I told you that I said this twice-"
"VEGETA, SHUT UP!!!!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta looked up at her.
"What…?" Bulma sighed and shook her head.
"Whatever…" Bulma turned the TV back on. "Did you kill Frieza?"
"Frieza…?" Vegeta thought for a minute. He screamed as it all started coming back to him. "AH, FRIEZA, THAT HORRIBLE FREAK!!!!!"
"So you didn't kill him?" Bulma asked.
"No…" Bulma sighed.
"Well, something tells me we haven't seen the last of-" Suddenly, their house was gone, and they were sitting on a beach. "-him…"
The couple looked around. Trunks and Goten were laying feet away from them. Goten stood up, walked over to the woods, opened an imaginary door, walked into the woods, closed the imaginary door behind him and crouched down, disappearing behind the bushes. Bulma and Vegeta stared at the bushes, a little freaked out. Goten stood, touched the bush he was behind, as if flushing the toilet, and walked back out through the imaginary door. Goten laid back down next to Trunks and went back to sleep. The couple was silent for a few moments.
"Okaaaay!" Vegeta tried to start a conversation. Suddenly, Gohan appeared on the beach, then Goku and Chi-chi(sp?). "Well at least I don't have to suffer alone! Kakarott is here!"
Vegeta ran over to Goku and shook him. "No, Vegeta, let him sleep!"
Goku looked up at Vegeta. "Hey, look, it's Vegeta! He must have gotten off the island AFTER all!"
"Mm hm, that's nice, Goku…" Chi-chi flipped onto her side.
"Hey, Vegeta, how'd you get off the island?" Goku asked sitting up.
"Um… we are ON the island." Vegeta said. Goku looked around.
"Oh…" Chi-chi sat up and it finally clicked inside Goku's little brain. "WAIT! WE'RE ON THE ISLAND!?!?"
"You got it, Kakarott," Vegeta said with a smirk. Goku looked around frantically.
"AH! Chi-chi, Gohan, and Goten, too!?"
"Oh, but Goku, don't forget Trunks and I are here as well!" Bulma said. Yamcha and Piccolo appeared, sitting across from each other, talking.
"And so my mom thought she was the cutest thing-" Yamcha stopped talking. He pointed at Piccolo with a short, nervous laugh. "Sleepover!"
"Right." Goku nodded.
"Do you think Dende is coming?" Piccolo asked. "I found this really cute Namek his age…"
"I dunno…" (A/n: Dende and Supreme Kai didn't play much of a role in the last one….) Krillin appeared, then Marron, then Eighteen appeared, filing her nails.
"Hm?" She looked up. "What? What kind of joke is this, Vegeta?"
"WHAT!? You think I did this!?" Vegeta asked.
"Well, that APPEARS to be what I'm getting at," Eighteen said, cocking her head and file slightly.
"HOW DARE YOU-" Bulma held her husband back and Marron started crying. Eighteen glared at Vegeta.
"Look at you, you moron! You're making Marron cry!" Eighteen picked Marron up and started cradling her. "Come on, honey, it's okay…"
"Baka onna…" Vegeta mumbled, crossing his arms. Everybody slowly started waking up and looking around.
"Hello, everybody!" They all looked up to see a very familiar freak: Frieza. "Did you sleep well?" Everybody groaned. "Okay, well, I'm sure you are all wondering why you are here. Well, it's because I wanted you all to have some more fun! Supreme Kai and Dende are going through a bit of trauma right now, so I decided they don't need anymore fun for the rest of the year."
"But I found this really cute Namek who would be perfect for Dende!" Piccolo exclaimed.
"You hook them up when you get off the island…?" Frieza suggested with a questioning tone.
"Good point." Piccolo said.
"Oh, and, Gohan?" Gohan looked up at Frieza, who had a thumb pointed over his shoulder. "I'm sorry about transporting your girlfriend, but you'd better go save her from the evil jackrabbits."
Frieza disappeared. "Evil jackrabbits…?" Gohan looked extremely puzzled. Then they all heard a scream, causing Gohan to jump up. "VIDEL, I'M COMING!!!!!!!"
"No, wait, Gohan, you'll get LOOOOOOST!!!!!!!" Goku called after his son. Gohan looked around, having heard his father's scream.
"Too late…" Videl screamed again. This time it sounded like she was in pain. "Videl, keep screaming!!!"
"IT'S KIND OF HARD *NOT* TO WHEN EVIL JACKRABBITS ARE BITING YOUR BUTT!!!!" Videl yelled.
"Found you!" Gohan exclaimed, emerging from the bushes.
"So get them OFF OF ME!!!!!!!" Videl screamed. After many blastings, and squished jackrabbits, Gohan freed Videl of the evil critters. Videl hugged him in thanks. "Gohan, you saved me! Thank you, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!"
"Okay, I get the picture Videl," Gohan said. "You're scaring me, now!"
"Yep," Chi-chi punched her fist into her hand. "Them grandchildren will be comin' ANY minute now!"
"Ugh…Chi-chi!" Goku whined.
Now that the DBZ cast is trapped on FHI once again, will Frieza kill them all off? Highly unlikely. In the next chapter, Chi-Chi goes berserk and insists on getting her grandchildren. What will happen? How will everyone react? Can the others stop Chi-Chi before she goes too far?? Find out next time on FHI: Them Grandchildren Must Come!
MWAHAHAHA!!! I've finally got it! Here we go! Here we go! Ahem! Same characters as last time(minus SK and Dende), but I'm (hoping) this one is more humorous. This story starts out with Trunks and Goten having a sleepover at Capsule Corp., then Frieza transports them back to FHI while they are ASLEEP! ^_^ Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: We don't own DBZ, and we do not own the board game that Piccolo and Yamcha like to play… BUT WE DO OWN THE ISLAND!!! HA HA! Wanna buy it? Barriers INCLUUUUUDED!!!!
"Hey, Trunks, wait up!" Goten ran after his friend. "You have to wait for me!"
"Then hurry up, slow poke!" Trunks called back to his best friend. The two were running through the Garden on the fifth level at Capsule Corp.
"Boys, time for supper!" Bulma called. They two laughed and ran over to Trunk's mother.
"How did you find us?" Trunks asked.
"Never mind that, let's eat!" Goten exclaimed.
"Uh-huh!" Trunks nodded in agreement.
*~*~*
"Wow, Mom, this is really good!" Trunks complimented his mother on the fish.
"Why, thank you, Trunks," Bulma glowed with pride. "It always gives me great pleasure to hear that!"
"Yeah, it's definitely good!" Goten nodded.
"Now what would you like to drink?" Bulma asked.
"Pepsi." Trunks said.
"Orange juice!" Goten looked at the plushy Bulma had made him when they had been on FHI. "Hey, Brownie, do you want some?"
"Goten, you can't call that doll Brownie!" Bulma exclaimed, handing Trunks a Pepsi can, and Goten a cup of orange juice.
"Why not?" Goten asked, looking confused.
"You just can't," Bulma said. "Why don't you call it something nice like Adrienne?"
"Adrienne?" Goten looked at the doll. "Okay! I can call it Ri for short!"
"Hm…" Bulma looked up at the ceiling, looking both repulsed and amused.
"You're still carrying that around?" Trunks asked.
"Hey, look what I found!" Goten pulled Trunks doll from Trunks' back pocket. Trunks screamed and grabbed the doll from Goten.
"Leave Chloe alone!" Trunks yelled. Bulma smiled and Goten laughed.
*~*~*
"Hey, stop it!" Trunks shielded the soapy water from his eyes. He splashed a wave back at Goten.
"Hey!" Goten splashed some more water back at Trunks.
"Hey, guys, stop it!" Bulma shielded her face. "You're splashing me!" The two young boys continued splashing each other until Bulma had had enough. "STOP! You're going to get it in somebody's eye!"
Trunks sighed and Goten picked up some water in his hand. He blinked and put it in his eye. Bulma screamed and Trunks rammed himself up against the back of the bathtub. Bulma stood up and looked around for some Clear Eyes. She finally pulled out a bottle and pushed Goten's head backwards.
"But, Bulma, my eyes aren't dry!"
"Be quiet, Goten!" Bulma put the eye drops in Goten's left eye, then his right. She let go of Goten's head and he blinked.
"I guess they don't call it Tear Free for nothing!" Trunks exclaimed. Bulma sighed.
"Better?"
"I… guess so…" Goten touched his eye and Bulma turned her head.
"EW! Don't do that!"
"Do what? This?"
"Ew! GROSS! STOP it, Goten!"
"But it's funny to watch you scream!"
"I said STOP!!!!!!!"
*~*~*
"Ow…" Goten crawled into bed rubbing his sore head. Trunks got in next to him.
"Now you two had BETTER go to sleep!" Bulma yelled, standing in the doorway with her frying pan. "Or you won't be having any more sleepovers!"
Bulma slammed the door behind her and Trunks looked at Goten. "Geez, you made her REALLY angry…"
The door opened and the two screamed. "And by the way, good night!" Bulma gently closed the door and the two blinked.
"Yeah… that's definitely Mom for ya." Trunks said. Goten nodded and the two laid down and went to sleep.
*~*~*
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Frieza laughed as he watched the Z Warriors fall asleep. "Those fools don't even suspect a thing!"
*~*~*
There was a knock on the door and Bulma turned off the TV. "Coming!" She rushed to the door and opened it. Vegeta stood there, looking at the ground. "Vegeta! You're finally home!"
"Huh…?" Vegeta looked around. "Where am I…?"
"Honey, you're home!" Bulma exclaimed. She grabbed his arm and dragged him inside. "How did you get off the island?"
"I…don't remember…" Vegeta said, his face full of confusion and dullness. "I just remember knocking on the door, looking down at my clothes, and finding them ripped. Then you pulled me inside and you asked me how I got off the island. So I told you I didn't remember and then I told you what I DID remember. Then I told you this, and then I told you that I said this, and then I told you that I said this twice-"
"VEGETA, SHUT UP!!!!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta looked up at her.
"What…?" Bulma sighed and shook her head.
"Whatever…" Bulma turned the TV back on. "Did you kill Frieza?"
"Frieza…?" Vegeta thought for a minute. He screamed as it all started coming back to him. "AH, FRIEZA, THAT HORRIBLE FREAK!!!!!"
"So you didn't kill him?" Bulma asked.
"No…" Bulma sighed.
"Well, something tells me we haven't seen the last of-" Suddenly, their house was gone, and they were sitting on a beach. "-him…"
The couple looked around. Trunks and Goten were laying feet away from them. Goten stood up, walked over to the woods, opened an imaginary door, walked into the woods, closed the imaginary door behind him and crouched down, disappearing behind the bushes. Bulma and Vegeta stared at the bushes, a little freaked out. Goten stood, touched the bush he was behind, as if flushing the toilet, and walked back out through the imaginary door. Goten laid back down next to Trunks and went back to sleep. The couple was silent for a few moments.
"Okaaaay!" Vegeta tried to start a conversation. Suddenly, Gohan appeared on the beach, then Goku and Chi-chi(sp?). "Well at least I don't have to suffer alone! Kakarott is here!"
Vegeta ran over to Goku and shook him. "No, Vegeta, let him sleep!"
Goku looked up at Vegeta. "Hey, look, it's Vegeta! He must have gotten off the island AFTER all!"
"Mm hm, that's nice, Goku…" Chi-chi flipped onto her side.
"Hey, Vegeta, how'd you get off the island?" Goku asked sitting up.
"Um… we are ON the island." Vegeta said. Goku looked around.
"Oh…" Chi-chi sat up and it finally clicked inside Goku's little brain. "WAIT! WE'RE ON THE ISLAND!?!?"
"You got it, Kakarott," Vegeta said with a smirk. Goku looked around frantically.
"AH! Chi-chi, Gohan, and Goten, too!?"
"Oh, but Goku, don't forget Trunks and I are here as well!" Bulma said. Yamcha and Piccolo appeared, sitting across from each other, talking.
"And so my mom thought she was the cutest thing-" Yamcha stopped talking. He pointed at Piccolo with a short, nervous laugh. "Sleepover!"
"Right." Goku nodded.
"Do you think Dende is coming?" Piccolo asked. "I found this really cute Namek his age…"
"I dunno…" (A/n: Dende and Supreme Kai didn't play much of a role in the last one….) Krillin appeared, then Marron, then Eighteen appeared, filing her nails.
"Hm?" She looked up. "What? What kind of joke is this, Vegeta?"
"WHAT!? You think I did this!?" Vegeta asked.
"Well, that APPEARS to be what I'm getting at," Eighteen said, cocking her head and file slightly.
"HOW DARE YOU-" Bulma held her husband back and Marron started crying. Eighteen glared at Vegeta.
"Look at you, you moron! You're making Marron cry!" Eighteen picked Marron up and started cradling her. "Come on, honey, it's okay…"
"Baka onna…" Vegeta mumbled, crossing his arms. Everybody slowly started waking up and looking around.
"Hello, everybody!" They all looked up to see a very familiar freak: Frieza. "Did you sleep well?" Everybody groaned. "Okay, well, I'm sure you are all wondering why you are here. Well, it's because I wanted you all to have some more fun! Supreme Kai and Dende are going through a bit of trauma right now, so I decided they don't need anymore fun for the rest of the year."
"But I found this really cute Namek who would be perfect for Dende!" Piccolo exclaimed.
"You hook them up when you get off the island…?" Frieza suggested with a questioning tone.
"Good point." Piccolo said.
"Oh, and, Gohan?" Gohan looked up at Frieza, who had a thumb pointed over his shoulder. "I'm sorry about transporting your girlfriend, but you'd better go save her from the evil jackrabbits."
Frieza disappeared. "Evil jackrabbits…?" Gohan looked extremely puzzled. Then they all heard a scream, causing Gohan to jump up. "VIDEL, I'M COMING!!!!!!!"
"No, wait, Gohan, you'll get LOOOOOOST!!!!!!!" Goku called after his son. Gohan looked around, having heard his father's scream.
"Too late…" Videl screamed again. This time it sounded like she was in pain. "Videl, keep screaming!!!"
"IT'S KIND OF HARD *NOT* TO WHEN EVIL JACKRABBITS ARE BITING YOUR BUTT!!!!" Videl yelled.
"Found you!" Gohan exclaimed, emerging from the bushes.
"So get them OFF OF ME!!!!!!!" Videl screamed. After many blastings, and squished jackrabbits, Gohan freed Videl of the evil critters. Videl hugged him in thanks. "Gohan, you saved me! Thank you, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!"
"Okay, I get the picture Videl," Gohan said. "You're scaring me, now!"
"Yep," Chi-chi punched her fist into her hand. "Them grandchildren will be comin' ANY minute now!"
"Ugh…Chi-chi!" Goku whined.
Now that the DBZ cast is trapped on FHI once again, will Frieza kill them all off? Highly unlikely. In the next chapter, Chi-Chi goes berserk and insists on getting her grandchildren. What will happen? How will everyone react? Can the others stop Chi-Chi before she goes too far?? Find out next time on FHI: Them Grandchildren Must Come!