Chapter Three: A Tooth is Lost and A Sacrifice is Made!
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Everybody rushed to Goten and Trunks room to find Goten on the bed, next to a concerned looking Trunks.
"What is it?" Goku asked.
"What happened?" Chi-Chi asked.
"What's the matter?" Gohan finished the questions.
"My tooth fell out!" Goten held it up with pride.
"Congratulations!" Videl said.
"Didn't you just scream?" Yamcha asked.
"No, Trunks did." Everyone looked at Trunks.
"Why?" Bulma asked.
"He made me look at his bleeding gums…" Trunks said. "And blood grosses me out…"
"No son of mine is going to get grossed out by blood!" Vegeta yelled.
"HEY! MARRON IS CRYING, THANKS TO YOU!!!" Eighteen yelled from the room next to the one they were all currently in.
"Lay off him, will ya, Vegeta?" Krillin asked. "Give the boy a break!"
"Yeah!" Everybody agreed. Vegeta mumbled something, then crossed his arms.
"Fine!"
"That was the last tooth that I needed to lose, too!" Goten exclaimed.
"That's terrific, honey!" Chi-Chi clapped her hands together.
"How about we go celebrate with some ice cream?" Bulma asked.
"YEAH!"
*~*~*
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth! My two front teeth! My two front teeth! All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!" Goten sang. "And lots of orange juice! LOTS of orange juice!" Goten grabbed his father's leg and shook it as he said: "LOTS of orange juice, Daddy!"
"Heheheh, okay, Goten!" Goku smiled. "Whatever you say!"
"Hey, Kakarott, what do you feed that boy?" Vegeta asked. Goku shrugged.
"Orange juice."
"Not too long until college!" Gohan told himself. "NOT too long until college!"
*~*~*
"Okay, now let's get off this stupid island…" Vegeta said.
"Hey!" Goku realized something. "Piccolo and Yamcha left Barbie Dream Date here, didn't they!?"
Yamcha fainted in horror, imagining his beautiful game being demolished. Piccolo screamed.
"Uh… what's wrong with Yamcha?" Trunks asked.
"Hey, Piccolo, do you remember where you left the game?" Goku asked. Piccolo shook his head real fast. "Nuts!"
"I don't believe he would tell us even if he did, Goku." Krillin said. Goku shrugged.
"You're probably right."
"You know, we could always torture Yamcha until he tells us…" Vegeta observed the man laying on the ground.
"Yeah." Bulma nodded.
"Now if only we could think of a way to wake him up…" Gohan said, a little puzzled. They all thought for a second, then:
"Senzu(sp?) bean! Senzu bean! I got a dancing Senzu bean!" Goten was dancing a Sensu bean around in the air.
"Hey, Kakarott, we could use a Senzu bean to wake him up." Vegeta said. Goku nodded.
"Right." Goku walked over to his younger son, who was lying on the ground. "Hey, Goten, would you let me have that Senzu bean?"
"Why…?" Goten asked.
"Yamcha needs it so he can wake up." Goten's face froze in utter repulsion.
"Daddy, the Senzu bean is my FRIEND!" Goten yelled, holding the magical restoration bean close to his chest. "If you let Yamcha eat it I will NEVER forgive you!"
Goku gasped and Vegeta crossed his arms. Vegeta started tapping his foot impatiently. "Well come on, Kakarott!"
"Hey, he's not YOUR son!" Goku shot back. Vegeta uncrossed his arms.
"Fine, I'll get it!" Vegeta walked over to Goten and snatched the Senzu bean from him. "Ha! Now it's all mine!"
"NOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Goten went Super Saiyan10 (A/n: You'd have to read FHI 1 in order to figure out how he first did it.), his skin and hair going pure gold. He blasted Vegeta, causing the entire island to light up, and the barrier sparks, then appears to shatter. They all stared at where the barrier would be.
"But that would mean it's the end of the fic!" Trunks shouted. (A/n: Shut up. We know what we're doing.) "Okay…"
"You think it's broken?" Bulma asked Chi-Chi.
"What's broken?" Chi-Chi asked, a little clueless.
"I dunno…" Goku thought for a minute.
"Hey, we can send Vegeta!" Yamcha had suddenly awoken.
"YEAH!" They all turned to Vegeta. Vegeta is a pile of ash. He blinks.
"Um…never mind…" Yamcha sighed.
"Let's throw a stick." Krillin said.
"Good idea!" Piccolo picked up a stick and threw it up in the air. Vegeta regenerated.
"Whoa…what the?" As the stick soared through the air towards the barrier, the barrier started reappearing in honeycomb-like shapes until it connected from all sides at the top. The stick finally hit and combusted on contact with the barrier.
"Um…" Goku and Gohan blinked in harmony. "Heheheh!"
"Frieza must be working on powering up the barrier." Trunks said. Goten nodded:
"Uh-huh-"
"That's correct!" Frieza appeared. "I HAVE been adjusting the barrier to become more powerful! Very good, Trunks! A-plus!" Bulma beamed.
"That's my son!"
"Hey!" Frieza turned to look at Vegeta. "How come I regenerated?"
"Well," Frieza began. "I was afraid that maybe some of my new friends might decide that they can't get off the island, drive each other insane, and blow themselves up in their madness." They all stared at Frieza. Frieza looked from Goku to Gohan, and back to Goku. "ANYWAY!"
"Hey, Frieza, where did we leave the Barbie Dream Date game?" Goku asked.
"Right over there," Frieza pointed near where the first house had been demolished by rampaging Goku, Yamcha, and Piccolo in FHI 1. "Have fun, guys!"
"Ha ha ha, we will…" Vegeta turned to Yamcha and Piccolo. The two fainted.
At the Sacrifice of the clock hand of the Barbie Dream Date game…
Goten and Trunks were jumping around a bonfire wearing long, grass-looking skirts with no shirt and hollering like Indians. Videl leaned over to Chi-Chi. "How much longer is this going to take?"
"I have NO idea." Chi-Chi replied.
"Well that's… nice to know…heheh…" Videl laughed a little.
"I hope this doesn't take TOO long," Bulma said. "I wanna get off this island!"
"YAY! YAAAAAYEEEE!!!!!" Marron clapped her hands.
"Hm…" Eighteen smiled at her blonde haired daughter who was sitting in her lap. Goku (he, too, was wearing a grass skirt) stopped beating his Congo drums and the boys stopped dancing. They walked over to the sidelines and sat down. Krillin stepped up in his skimpy grass skirt onto a platform and cleared his throat.
"We are gathered here today to sacrifice a game piece to the Barbie Dream Date game!" Krillin announced. "After Prince Vegeta and Son Gohan sacrifice the game piece with sacrificial dances from Trunks and Goten, we will have a feast, made by Bulma and Chi-Chi!" The audience clapped, but Marron giggled because Goten was playing "Patty Cake" with her. "Any questions?"
"Um, yes!" Videl raised her hand. Krillin nodded. "What exactly are we sacrificing the game piece TO?"
Krillin was silent. He looked at Goku, who shrugged. Krillin glanced over at Yamcha and Piccolo, who were tied to a totem pole. Krillin cleared his throat again. "Any MORE questions?" Everyone looked at each other. "Uh… I guess not." Krillin threw his arms in the air: "Let the sacrifice begin!"
Trunks and Goten started dancing around the fire again, hollering like them Injins(A/n: slang for Indians)! Gohan and Vegeta came walking out in their grass skirts, carrying a big board. All the girls started whooping and hollering, causing the two to blush. Bulma smiled. "Now I know why I fell in love with him…"
"Hey, Videl!" Videl leaned over a little towards Chi-Chi. "Wanna check and see if Gohan is wearing anything under that grass skirt?"
Videl went red. Gohan covered his flaring face. "MO-OM! OW!" The board hit Gohan on the head, causing him to fall backwards. Gohan tripped Vegeta up, and Vegeta fell backwards, over the stones, and into the bonfire headfirst. Bulma jumped up.
"VEGETAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta jumped out of the bonfire, grass skirt and hair on fire.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT'S ON FIRE!!!!!!!!"
"Hm…" Goten looked at a bottle of "water". "This might help!"
"Vegeta, forget the skirt, look at your hair!" Goku yelled, standing. Vegeta stopped, slowly looked up, and suddenly screamed. He started running around like a maniac:
"MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FI-ERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
"Mr. Vegeta, here you go!" Goten splashed the "water" on Vegeta. But for some reason, the fire didn't go out. The flames got even bigger, causing a bonfire on Vegeta's head. Vegeta continued running around. Everyone started running around except Goku and Goten.
"Goten, let me see that bottle." Goten handed the bottle to his father, without taking his eyes off Vegeta. Goku held the bottle up, and finally looked at it. "AH! THIS IS *KEROSENE*!!!!"
"Dad!" Trunks yelled. "Stop drop and roll!"
Vegeta dropped to the ground and started rolling. Bulma came running out of the house with a pail of water. She poured it on Vegeta, and the fire went out. Vegeta stood up. "Which of you morons decided to throw kerosene on me!?" Goku stepped over Goten, hiding his youngest son behind his grass skirt. Everyone was silent. "WELL!?" Still, no answer. "Well, NO ONE did it, *DID* THEY!? The kerosene just DUMPED itself onto me!"
Vegeta stormed off into the house and Krillin cleared his throat, catching everyone's attention. "I think we should carry on with the sacrifice."
*~*~*
"Okay, Vegeta, we're DONE!" Goku called.
"REALLY!?"
"Our beautiful game…" Piccolo sniffed.
"IT'S GONE!!!!!!!!" Yamcha started flood crying. The two were still tied to the totem pole.
"Well, not completely." Gohan said, smiling a little. Vegeta came running out of the house. He took flight and hit the barrier, combusting. They watched his ashes slowly fall into the ocean behind the trees, saw electricity, which caused Vegeta to regenerate. He came running back through the trees.
"YOU LIAR!!!!!!"
"But-" Goku was cut off.
"We did it!" Chi-Chi cried.
"Yeah, we did exactly what Frieza told us to!" Bulma exclaimed.
"Wait." They all said.
"HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO *BLIND*!!!!!!!!?" Vegeta demanded. Frieza appeared.
"HAHAHA! *FOOLS*!!!!!!" Frieza yelled.
"What…?" Goten frowned.
"It's not that I LIED!" Frieza yelled. "Does this look like this face of somebody that would lie to you!!!?" They were all silent. "Right. Ahem! ANYWAY! It's not that I lied, oh, no, I would NEVER lie. But in every fic, there's a different way to kill me!"
"YOU MEAN WE'RE GONNA KEEP COMING BACK!!!?" Everyone demanded.
"Yep!"
"AND THERE'S NO WAY TO *KILL* KILL YOU!?" Trunks demanded.
"Nope!" Frieza grinned.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta and Goku screamed.
"Hm… well…" Bulma stood there, not knowing what to do or say.
"HOW DARE YOU!!!!!??????" Goku and Vegeta held their hands out, sending out two very powerful blasts at Frieza, blowing him up.
"OWIES!!!!" Frieza cried after he regenerated. "MEANIES!"
Frieza disappeared. "THERE'S NO WAY OFF THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!" Goku and Vegeta screamed.
"Yes there is!" Videl argued. "…but we'll just keep coming back…"
Everybody screamed.
*~*~*
"GOTEN!"
"Mommy! Mommy!" Goten came running into the living room as the parents came into the house, his grass skirt still on. "Gohan WASN'T wearing anything under his grass skirt!"
"Goten!" Chi-Chi leaned over. "If Gohan asks, I did not want to know that."
"Okay!" Gohan rushed into the room and slid on the tile of the kitchen.
"GOTEN!" Gohan yelled. "Why did you that!?"
"Mommy told me to tell you that she didn't want to know." Goten said. Chi-Chi stared(Her expression: -_-).
"Mo-om!" Gohan moaned. "Why couldn't you have told him to go look up Dad's?!"
"Hm?" Goku looked up from his Pop Tart which was still toasting in the toaster.
"Because I was saving that for myself, dear." Gohan thought he was going to be sick.
"Okay, that was a little more information than I NEEDED." Gohan walked back to his room.
"Safing what fo yorsef," Goku swallowed the entire Pop Tart. "Chi-chi?"
Goku was fully dressed. No grass skirt. "Great," Chi-Chi thought. She shook her head: "Nothing, dear…"
How can this be? How can there no way to kill kill Frieza? Was Frieza speaking truthfully when he said there would be more FHI sequels? Possibly. In the next chapter, Goku and Vegeta go insane with no apparent way off the island. What will happen? How will everyone else who hasn't left sanity react? Will Goku and Vegeta come back to sanity? Can the others find a way off the island before the insane duo find the regenerating machine and blow it up??? Find out next time on FHI: No! Don't blow up the Regenerating Machine!
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Everybody rushed to Goten and Trunks room to find Goten on the bed, next to a concerned looking Trunks.
"What is it?" Goku asked.
"What happened?" Chi-Chi asked.
"What's the matter?" Gohan finished the questions.
"My tooth fell out!" Goten held it up with pride.
"Congratulations!" Videl said.
"Didn't you just scream?" Yamcha asked.
"No, Trunks did." Everyone looked at Trunks.
"Why?" Bulma asked.
"He made me look at his bleeding gums…" Trunks said. "And blood grosses me out…"
"No son of mine is going to get grossed out by blood!" Vegeta yelled.
"HEY! MARRON IS CRYING, THANKS TO YOU!!!" Eighteen yelled from the room next to the one they were all currently in.
"Lay off him, will ya, Vegeta?" Krillin asked. "Give the boy a break!"
"Yeah!" Everybody agreed. Vegeta mumbled something, then crossed his arms.
"Fine!"
"That was the last tooth that I needed to lose, too!" Goten exclaimed.
"That's terrific, honey!" Chi-Chi clapped her hands together.
"How about we go celebrate with some ice cream?" Bulma asked.
"YEAH!"
*~*~*
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth! My two front teeth! My two front teeth! All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!" Goten sang. "And lots of orange juice! LOTS of orange juice!" Goten grabbed his father's leg and shook it as he said: "LOTS of orange juice, Daddy!"
"Heheheh, okay, Goten!" Goku smiled. "Whatever you say!"
"Hey, Kakarott, what do you feed that boy?" Vegeta asked. Goku shrugged.
"Orange juice."
"Not too long until college!" Gohan told himself. "NOT too long until college!"
*~*~*
"Okay, now let's get off this stupid island…" Vegeta said.
"Hey!" Goku realized something. "Piccolo and Yamcha left Barbie Dream Date here, didn't they!?"
Yamcha fainted in horror, imagining his beautiful game being demolished. Piccolo screamed.
"Uh… what's wrong with Yamcha?" Trunks asked.
"Hey, Piccolo, do you remember where you left the game?" Goku asked. Piccolo shook his head real fast. "Nuts!"
"I don't believe he would tell us even if he did, Goku." Krillin said. Goku shrugged.
"You're probably right."
"You know, we could always torture Yamcha until he tells us…" Vegeta observed the man laying on the ground.
"Yeah." Bulma nodded.
"Now if only we could think of a way to wake him up…" Gohan said, a little puzzled. They all thought for a second, then:
"Senzu(sp?) bean! Senzu bean! I got a dancing Senzu bean!" Goten was dancing a Sensu bean around in the air.
"Hey, Kakarott, we could use a Senzu bean to wake him up." Vegeta said. Goku nodded.
"Right." Goku walked over to his younger son, who was lying on the ground. "Hey, Goten, would you let me have that Senzu bean?"
"Why…?" Goten asked.
"Yamcha needs it so he can wake up." Goten's face froze in utter repulsion.
"Daddy, the Senzu bean is my FRIEND!" Goten yelled, holding the magical restoration bean close to his chest. "If you let Yamcha eat it I will NEVER forgive you!"
Goku gasped and Vegeta crossed his arms. Vegeta started tapping his foot impatiently. "Well come on, Kakarott!"
"Hey, he's not YOUR son!" Goku shot back. Vegeta uncrossed his arms.
"Fine, I'll get it!" Vegeta walked over to Goten and snatched the Senzu bean from him. "Ha! Now it's all mine!"
"NOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Goten went Super Saiyan10 (A/n: You'd have to read FHI 1 in order to figure out how he first did it.), his skin and hair going pure gold. He blasted Vegeta, causing the entire island to light up, and the barrier sparks, then appears to shatter. They all stared at where the barrier would be.
"But that would mean it's the end of the fic!" Trunks shouted. (A/n: Shut up. We know what we're doing.) "Okay…"
"You think it's broken?" Bulma asked Chi-Chi.
"What's broken?" Chi-Chi asked, a little clueless.
"I dunno…" Goku thought for a minute.
"Hey, we can send Vegeta!" Yamcha had suddenly awoken.
"YEAH!" They all turned to Vegeta. Vegeta is a pile of ash. He blinks.
"Um…never mind…" Yamcha sighed.
"Let's throw a stick." Krillin said.
"Good idea!" Piccolo picked up a stick and threw it up in the air. Vegeta regenerated.
"Whoa…what the?" As the stick soared through the air towards the barrier, the barrier started reappearing in honeycomb-like shapes until it connected from all sides at the top. The stick finally hit and combusted on contact with the barrier.
"Um…" Goku and Gohan blinked in harmony. "Heheheh!"
"Frieza must be working on powering up the barrier." Trunks said. Goten nodded:
"Uh-huh-"
"That's correct!" Frieza appeared. "I HAVE been adjusting the barrier to become more powerful! Very good, Trunks! A-plus!" Bulma beamed.
"That's my son!"
"Hey!" Frieza turned to look at Vegeta. "How come I regenerated?"
"Well," Frieza began. "I was afraid that maybe some of my new friends might decide that they can't get off the island, drive each other insane, and blow themselves up in their madness." They all stared at Frieza. Frieza looked from Goku to Gohan, and back to Goku. "ANYWAY!"
"Hey, Frieza, where did we leave the Barbie Dream Date game?" Goku asked.
"Right over there," Frieza pointed near where the first house had been demolished by rampaging Goku, Yamcha, and Piccolo in FHI 1. "Have fun, guys!"
"Ha ha ha, we will…" Vegeta turned to Yamcha and Piccolo. The two fainted.
At the Sacrifice of the clock hand of the Barbie Dream Date game…
Goten and Trunks were jumping around a bonfire wearing long, grass-looking skirts with no shirt and hollering like Indians. Videl leaned over to Chi-Chi. "How much longer is this going to take?"
"I have NO idea." Chi-Chi replied.
"Well that's… nice to know…heheh…" Videl laughed a little.
"I hope this doesn't take TOO long," Bulma said. "I wanna get off this island!"
"YAY! YAAAAAYEEEE!!!!!" Marron clapped her hands.
"Hm…" Eighteen smiled at her blonde haired daughter who was sitting in her lap. Goku (he, too, was wearing a grass skirt) stopped beating his Congo drums and the boys stopped dancing. They walked over to the sidelines and sat down. Krillin stepped up in his skimpy grass skirt onto a platform and cleared his throat.
"We are gathered here today to sacrifice a game piece to the Barbie Dream Date game!" Krillin announced. "After Prince Vegeta and Son Gohan sacrifice the game piece with sacrificial dances from Trunks and Goten, we will have a feast, made by Bulma and Chi-Chi!" The audience clapped, but Marron giggled because Goten was playing "Patty Cake" with her. "Any questions?"
"Um, yes!" Videl raised her hand. Krillin nodded. "What exactly are we sacrificing the game piece TO?"
Krillin was silent. He looked at Goku, who shrugged. Krillin glanced over at Yamcha and Piccolo, who were tied to a totem pole. Krillin cleared his throat again. "Any MORE questions?" Everyone looked at each other. "Uh… I guess not." Krillin threw his arms in the air: "Let the sacrifice begin!"
Trunks and Goten started dancing around the fire again, hollering like them Injins(A/n: slang for Indians)! Gohan and Vegeta came walking out in their grass skirts, carrying a big board. All the girls started whooping and hollering, causing the two to blush. Bulma smiled. "Now I know why I fell in love with him…"
"Hey, Videl!" Videl leaned over a little towards Chi-Chi. "Wanna check and see if Gohan is wearing anything under that grass skirt?"
Videl went red. Gohan covered his flaring face. "MO-OM! OW!" The board hit Gohan on the head, causing him to fall backwards. Gohan tripped Vegeta up, and Vegeta fell backwards, over the stones, and into the bonfire headfirst. Bulma jumped up.
"VEGETAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta jumped out of the bonfire, grass skirt and hair on fire.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT'S ON FIRE!!!!!!!!"
"Hm…" Goten looked at a bottle of "water". "This might help!"
"Vegeta, forget the skirt, look at your hair!" Goku yelled, standing. Vegeta stopped, slowly looked up, and suddenly screamed. He started running around like a maniac:
"MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FI-ERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
"Mr. Vegeta, here you go!" Goten splashed the "water" on Vegeta. But for some reason, the fire didn't go out. The flames got even bigger, causing a bonfire on Vegeta's head. Vegeta continued running around. Everyone started running around except Goku and Goten.
"Goten, let me see that bottle." Goten handed the bottle to his father, without taking his eyes off Vegeta. Goku held the bottle up, and finally looked at it. "AH! THIS IS *KEROSENE*!!!!"
"Dad!" Trunks yelled. "Stop drop and roll!"
Vegeta dropped to the ground and started rolling. Bulma came running out of the house with a pail of water. She poured it on Vegeta, and the fire went out. Vegeta stood up. "Which of you morons decided to throw kerosene on me!?" Goku stepped over Goten, hiding his youngest son behind his grass skirt. Everyone was silent. "WELL!?" Still, no answer. "Well, NO ONE did it, *DID* THEY!? The kerosene just DUMPED itself onto me!"
Vegeta stormed off into the house and Krillin cleared his throat, catching everyone's attention. "I think we should carry on with the sacrifice."
*~*~*
"Okay, Vegeta, we're DONE!" Goku called.
"REALLY!?"
"Our beautiful game…" Piccolo sniffed.
"IT'S GONE!!!!!!!!" Yamcha started flood crying. The two were still tied to the totem pole.
"Well, not completely." Gohan said, smiling a little. Vegeta came running out of the house. He took flight and hit the barrier, combusting. They watched his ashes slowly fall into the ocean behind the trees, saw electricity, which caused Vegeta to regenerate. He came running back through the trees.
"YOU LIAR!!!!!!"
"But-" Goku was cut off.
"We did it!" Chi-Chi cried.
"Yeah, we did exactly what Frieza told us to!" Bulma exclaimed.
"Wait." They all said.
"HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO *BLIND*!!!!!!!!?" Vegeta demanded. Frieza appeared.
"HAHAHA! *FOOLS*!!!!!!" Frieza yelled.
"What…?" Goten frowned.
"It's not that I LIED!" Frieza yelled. "Does this look like this face of somebody that would lie to you!!!?" They were all silent. "Right. Ahem! ANYWAY! It's not that I lied, oh, no, I would NEVER lie. But in every fic, there's a different way to kill me!"
"YOU MEAN WE'RE GONNA KEEP COMING BACK!!!?" Everyone demanded.
"Yep!"
"AND THERE'S NO WAY TO *KILL* KILL YOU!?" Trunks demanded.
"Nope!" Frieza grinned.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta and Goku screamed.
"Hm… well…" Bulma stood there, not knowing what to do or say.
"HOW DARE YOU!!!!!??????" Goku and Vegeta held their hands out, sending out two very powerful blasts at Frieza, blowing him up.
"OWIES!!!!" Frieza cried after he regenerated. "MEANIES!"
Frieza disappeared. "THERE'S NO WAY OFF THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!" Goku and Vegeta screamed.
"Yes there is!" Videl argued. "…but we'll just keep coming back…"
Everybody screamed.
*~*~*
"GOTEN!"
"Mommy! Mommy!" Goten came running into the living room as the parents came into the house, his grass skirt still on. "Gohan WASN'T wearing anything under his grass skirt!"
"Goten!" Chi-Chi leaned over. "If Gohan asks, I did not want to know that."
"Okay!" Gohan rushed into the room and slid on the tile of the kitchen.
"GOTEN!" Gohan yelled. "Why did you that!?"
"Mommy told me to tell you that she didn't want to know." Goten said. Chi-Chi stared(Her expression: -_-).
"Mo-om!" Gohan moaned. "Why couldn't you have told him to go look up Dad's?!"
"Hm?" Goku looked up from his Pop Tart which was still toasting in the toaster.
"Because I was saving that for myself, dear." Gohan thought he was going to be sick.
"Okay, that was a little more information than I NEEDED." Gohan walked back to his room.
"Safing what fo yorsef," Goku swallowed the entire Pop Tart. "Chi-chi?"
Goku was fully dressed. No grass skirt. "Great," Chi-Chi thought. She shook her head: "Nothing, dear…"
How can this be? How can there no way to kill kill Frieza? Was Frieza speaking truthfully when he said there would be more FHI sequels? Possibly. In the next chapter, Goku and Vegeta go insane with no apparent way off the island. What will happen? How will everyone else who hasn't left sanity react? Will Goku and Vegeta come back to sanity? Can the others find a way off the island before the insane duo find the regenerating machine and blow it up??? Find out next time on FHI: No! Don't blow up the Regenerating Machine!