Chapter Four: No! Don't blow up the Regenerating Machine!
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Goku and Vegeta ran from window to window. "THERE'S NO WAY OFF THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Mom, Dad's running around insanely again," Trunks said. Bulma sighed, and held up a leash, without looking up from her newspaper. "Thanks, Mom!" Trunks turned around, facing his father. He pressed the button on top the leash, which locked it up.
The next thing he knew, Vegeta was being flung backwards. His feet slipped out from under him and he landed on his back. Vegeta sat up and looked at his lavender-haired son. "Vegeta, COME!" Trunks pointed at his feet and his father crawled over to him.
"WHAT?" Vegeta stared up at his son.
"Calm down."
"Right, calm DOWN." Vegeta looked at the scrambling Goku behind him. Goku was clawing at the wall. "Tell that to Kakarott."
*~*~*
"I'm so bored…" Gohan said to Videl. "Wanna go check and see what Goten and Trunks are doing?"
"Um…okay." The two walked off down the hall, and Gohan opened the door. The young couple froze at what they saw/heard. Goten was playing with his doll's hair.
"Adrienne, I thought I knew you! Once again you used him, used him! Adrienne, he should have left you! Long before you used him, used him up!" Trunks was singing to the song "Adrienne" on his "The Calling" CD, changing a few words. "You spent his money, drove his car! He treated you like a shining star! But in Goten's sky, all burnt out you are! And we'll have the last laugh! When we see you walkin with some other guy, cause we know you're gonna end up all alo-ho-ho-ho-hone! So take these words, some good advice! All you done 's gonna come back twice-"
"Trunks, Adrienne, would never use me." Goten interrupted him.
"Well she can't use ME," Trunks said. He put his hands on his hips. "She's not my doll."
"Um… hi, guys!" Gohan finally spoke.
"Hi!" Trunks turned off the stereo.
"Gohan, Trunks keeps saying that Adrienne is using me," Goten said. "Is it true?"
"Um…" Gohan looked at Videl.
"Well, if Adrienne is a mean, and stupid girl, then yes, she is using you." Videl said. "But she's a smart, nice, and pretty girl, isn't she?"
"Yeah!" Goten nodded.
"Then she's not using you." Videl said.
"Okay!" Goten grinned. "See, Trunks? Adrienne ISN'T using me!"
"Congratulations." Trunks said, dully, his arms crossed.
"Hey, Goten, you wanna go swimming in the lake?" Gohan asked. "Bulma says the pool got destroyed."
"Okay!" Goten jumped off the bed, dropping Adrienne on his pillow. "Hey, Trunks, wanna go?"
"…" Trunks looked at his stereo, then back at Goten. "Okay."
*~*~*
"Oh my- Goten, what happened!?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Trunks! You're dripping!" Bulma scolded. Trunks and Goten stood in the kitchen, their clothes sopping. They looked at each other, then the two shook their heads.
"Don't wanna talk about it."
"They probably only did something very stupid." Eighteen said. "Don't worry about it."
"Oh…" Chi-Chi and Bulma looked at each other. "I'll get some towels!"
"AAAHHH!!!" Chi-Chi screamed, and it was followed by a loud thud. "GOKU! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO SIT ON THE FLOOR!!!?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku was still clawing at the wall. He had already dug five feet into it. (A/n: o.O Hm… thick wall.)
"That's rather dumb." Trunks said to Goten.
"Something's wrong with Daddy, though…" Goten frowned.
"THERE'S NO WAY OF THE ISLAND!" Vegeta screeched. "THERE'S NO WAY OFF THE ISLAND!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Goku stood up and ran into Vegeta. The two fell to the ground, then jumped back up.
"Kakarott, there's no way off the island!" Vegeta yelled.
"You don't think I KNOW that!!!?" Goku yelled back.
"Then there's no other way!" The two said in unison. They held out their right hand and shot each other, blowing themselves up. Trunks and Goten gasped. Goku and Vegeta soon regenerated. They looked at themselves. "How dare you not blow me up!!!!!?"
The two continued shooting each other after they regenerated and Bulma and Chi-Chi returned with the towels. They crouched down next to their sons. "Trunks, dry off."
"Here, Goten." Chi-Chi held a towel out for her son. When Goten refused to put it on, Chi-Chi took off his shirt and started drying him.
"Mom! Have you seen Goten-" Gohan noticed Goten. "Oh, hi, Goten! I was just looking for…you…" Gohan was now eyeing his mother. Her hands were on her hips and she looked angry. "Hi, Mom…"
"How DARE you!?" Chi-Chi yelled. "I thought you could take Goten out there and be responsible enough to WATCH him!"
"But, Mom, Goten came home on his own!" Gohan complained against his mother's reaction. "It's not my fault he-"
"And you're wet!" Chi-Chi yelled. "Just look at you! You're just as wet as Goten! Now dry off!"
"But Mom-"
"I SAID DRY OFF!" Gohan nodded quickly.
"Okay, Mom, whatever you say! Heheh!" Gohan ran off to his room to dry off and change.
"Did- Gohan- just- come- through- here?" Videl panted.
"Yes, as a matter of fact he did." Bulma said.
"You're not wet like him are you?" Eighteen asked, without looking over the back of the couch.
"No, ma'am." Videl shook her head.
"He's in his room, Videl." Chi-Chi said. Bulma's jaw dropped.
"Okay! Thank you!" Videl ran off down the hall.
"Chi-Chi!" Krillin scolded.
"If only Goku weren't insane…" Eighteen looked Goku up and down. Goku and Vegeta were still blowing themselves up and regenerating.
"Our Barbie Dream Date game!" Yamcha whined. Piccolo and Yamcha were hugging each other. They were on their knees, crying.
"It's gone!" Piccolo cried.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Videl appeared in the hall, looking very disgruntled. "Why didn't you TELL me he was changing!?"
"Because I didn't feel like it?" Chi-Chi looked at Videl with raised eyebrows. Videl shook her head and walked back down the hall. Goten and Trunks were watching their fathers from their spots on the ground, towels wrapped around their small bodies. Goten stood up.
"Daddy, please stop it!" Goten pleaded, stepping in front of his father. His father looked down at him. "Daddy, please, I can't bare to lose you again!"
But Vegeta had already sent out a beam. It shot Goten and Goten disappeared. Everyone gasped. Goten regenerated and Goku looked up at Vegeta. Goku's eyes blazed red. "How dare you!?"
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Vegeta was blown up with a beam. Vegeta regenerated and Goten grabbed onto his father's pant leg. "Ah, Kakarott and his son… this is precious! I'll get the two of you in one blast!" Vegeta held up his hand.
"No, Daddy!" Trunks ran in front of Goten, arms stretched out. Vegeta gasped as his powerful blast hit his own son. Trunks fell backwards onto the floor and Goten dropped to his knees.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Goten cried. Goku glared at Vegeta. Vegeta's body started shaking.
"Vegeta, look at you." Goku said, knowing that Vegeta was shaking with rage. "You've killed your own son in your hatred."
"Kakarott, my son sacrificed his life to save your worthless one." Vegeta said, looking at the ground and closed his eyes. "And then you tell me that I have done it in my hatred…." Vegeta clenched his fists. Tears started slipping at the corner of Vegeta's eyes. Vegeta looked up at Goku, hand outstretched, tears running down his face. "HOW DARE *YOU*!!!!!!!!?"
Goku was blown against the wall, a hole though his stomach. Vegeta dropped to his knees and Goku's stomach regenerated. Goku glared at Vegeta. "Trunks, please, speak to me!" Goten cried. Vegeta took his son in his arms and looked at him, eyes watering.
"Trunks, please, say something to your father," Vegeta said. He hugged his son. "Trunks, please tell me you're alive!"
"But, Dad, I am." Trunks said. Vegeta sat up straight. "Duh, Dad, there's a regenerating machine on this island!"
Vegeta dropped his son. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!!!!!?"
"Well, I WAS dead for a few minutes there…" Trunks said. "Dad, thanks, it's very nice to know that you care."
"Oh…." Eighteen smiled.
"See, Vegeta, you do care." Krillin said.
"But, wait!" Vegeta stood up. He looked at Goku. "If there's a regenerating machine…"
"Then it wasn't a dream!" Goku exclaimed. "We're gonna keep coming back to the island!"
"THERE'S NO WAY OFF THE ISLAND!!!!!!!" Vegeta and Goku yelled. They started running around again. Trunks and Goten sighed.
"Here we go again…" Bulma said.
"Mm hm…" Chi-Chi nodded.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Goku and Vegeta screamed. They flew through the roof and everyone stared.
"Um… that was new." Krillin said.
"Yeah." Eighteen nodded.
"Fly." Eighteen's eyes grew wide and she looked down at Marron.
"Marron!?" Marron was pointing at the sky through the hole in the roof. "Oh my gosh, Marron just said her FIRST word!!!!!!!"
"Oh my!" Bulma covered her mouth.
"Congratulations!" Videl said.
"Can you say it again, Marron?" Chi-Chi asked. Marron smiled.
"Fly! Fly through hole!" Eighteen gasped.
"And her first sentence!"
"Can't wait until she says her first COMPLETE sentence." Piccolo and Yamcha said in unison.
"Hey, are we gonna go after Dad or not?" Trunks and Goten asked together.
*~*~*
"Hey, that mountain seems like a good place to keep a regenerating machine." Goku said, pointing at a mountain. Vegeta looked at where Goku was pointing.
"Good eyes, Kakarott!" The two flew over to the mountain. "Would you like to do it?"
"No, I couldn't." Goku said, shaking his head.
"But I most certainly can't." Vegeta argued. "That would be rude."
"Ah, but it would be rude for I to do it." Goku said. (A/n: Improper grammar, Goku!)
"Well I'm not doing it." Vegeta said, crossing his arms.
"Well I'm not." Goku said, also crossing his arms. Vegeta was getting peeved. He started tapping his foot in mid-air.
"Look, Kakarott, either you put a hole in the mountain, or I'm going to."
"Then go ahead." Goku said.
"I'm not going to." Vegeta said, turning his head.
"But you just said-" Vegeta interrupted Goku.
"I'm not going to!" Vegeta repeated.
"But I'm not either…"
"OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE, SOMEBODY BREAK OPEN MY MOUNTAIN ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Came a very ticked off voice from inside the mountain.
"Huh?" Vegeta looked at the mountain and blinked.
"That was Frieza." Goku said.
"Right." Vegeta nodded. "Let's go in, then."
Goku blasted a hole in the mountain with a Kamehameha wave. Goku bowed and held out his hand. "You first, Vegito!"
"No, you first." Vegeta said. "And it's Vegeta, Kakarott!"
"No, you first." Goku stood up straight. "And it's Goku. Why do you CALL me that, anyway???"
"Gee, I don't know, I never thought about it." Vegeta said. "It's just a funny little name, I suppose."
"Oh."
"Now you first."
"No, you first!" Goku argued.
"No, you go." Vegeta said.
"You go."
"You go!"
"You go!"
"You go!"
"You go!"
"LET'S FLIP A COIN!" Vegeta yelled. Goku nodded.
"Okay, you flip."
"No, you flip!"
"You flip."
"You flip."
"But I told YOU to flip." Goku said.
"I don't care." Vegeta said. "You can flip the coin."
"You flip."
"You flip."
"You flip."
"You flip!"
"You flip!" Goku crossed his arms.
"You flip!" Vegeta cross his arms.
"You flip!"
"You flip!"
"You flip!"
"FLIP IT, KAKAROTT!!!!!" Vegeta yelled, holding out his hand.
"YOU FLIP IT, VEGETA!!!!" Goku held out his hand. Suddenly, the two were blown up. They regenerated and Goku looked at his body. "Did you shoot me?"
"No. Did you?"
"No."
"Yes you did."
"No, I didn't."
"Yes you did!"
"No I didn't."
"Yes you DID."
"No I DIDN'T!"
"Yes you did!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did to-"
"I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The two turned to see Frieza standing there. "I shot you BOTH! Now SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Goku and Vegeta looked at each other. "He shot us." Goku said. Vegeta nodded. The two shot Frieza and blew him up. Frieza regenerated.
"WHOO!" Frieza yelled. "It's always a BLAST to get regenerated! You can never DIE! Hur hur!"
Vegeta and Goku looked at each other again. "He was regenerated." Vegeta said. Goku nodded:
"I know."
"Then shall we?"
"Yes." The two disappeared.
"Huh? Where'd they go?" Frieza looked around.
"Ah! The regenerating machine!" Vegeta declared. Goku nodded.
"Yeah." Goku smiled. "Now we can blow it up, then kill Frieza and get off this dumb island."
"Right." Vegeta nodded. The two held their hands up. "We'll never have to come back here EVER. Again."
"You're right!" Goku and Vegeta started charging their attack and Frieza walked back into the mountain. He was looking back at the hole in which he came through.
"Hm… they were there a second ago…" Frieza said, slowly turning his head to look in front of him. He gasped and stopped when he saw the two fathers charging their attack. "YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Here we go!" Goku and Vegeta yelled. They shot their attack and Frieza ran in front of the attack:
"SacrifiiiiiIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!" Goku and Vegeta gasped as Frieza fell to the ground, a huge hole through his stomach. Goku dropped to his knees and Vegeta clutched his face in horror.
"FRIEZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Frieza! Tell me why! Why did you do it!!!!?" Goku asked.
"He sacrificed his own life to make sure that the regenerating machine was kept in one piece…" Vegeta said. "So that if we blew ourselves up, we wouldn't die…"
Everyone else arrived through the hole in the mountain. They all gasped. "FRIEZA!!!!!!"
Everyone started weeping in agony. Piccolo and Yamcha were hugging each other in their flood of tears. Chi-Chi was covering Goten's eyes, and Trunks was hugging his mother's leg, Eighteen was hugging Marron, and she had her hand on Krillin's head. Gohan was sitting on the ground crying and Videl was trying to console him.
"WAIT!" Everyone looked at Bulma. "The regenerating machine is STILL in one piece. That means Frieza has regenerated."
Frieza jerked his eyes open. Goku looked down at Frieza and screamed in disgust. Vegeta glared. "You disgust me."
"Dahur hur!" Frieza stuck his tongue out at Vegeta.
"Come on, let's get out of here." Krillin said. Everybody nodded.
Now that everyone is disgusted with Frieza, they have gone back to living their lives on FHI. Have Goku and Vegeta come back to sanity thanks to Frieza's usless sacrifice? Most likely yes. In the next chapter, Frieza has taken Gohan, Goten, and Trunks hostage threatening to kill them all if the DBZ cast refuses to kill him! What will happen? How will everyone react? Will the others be able to save the three young men? Or will the three just burn? Find out next time on FHI: Triple Fusion!?
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Goku and Vegeta ran from window to window. "THERE'S NO WAY OFF THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Mom, Dad's running around insanely again," Trunks said. Bulma sighed, and held up a leash, without looking up from her newspaper. "Thanks, Mom!" Trunks turned around, facing his father. He pressed the button on top the leash, which locked it up.
The next thing he knew, Vegeta was being flung backwards. His feet slipped out from under him and he landed on his back. Vegeta sat up and looked at his lavender-haired son. "Vegeta, COME!" Trunks pointed at his feet and his father crawled over to him.
"WHAT?" Vegeta stared up at his son.
"Calm down."
"Right, calm DOWN." Vegeta looked at the scrambling Goku behind him. Goku was clawing at the wall. "Tell that to Kakarott."
*~*~*
"I'm so bored…" Gohan said to Videl. "Wanna go check and see what Goten and Trunks are doing?"
"Um…okay." The two walked off down the hall, and Gohan opened the door. The young couple froze at what they saw/heard. Goten was playing with his doll's hair.
"Adrienne, I thought I knew you! Once again you used him, used him! Adrienne, he should have left you! Long before you used him, used him up!" Trunks was singing to the song "Adrienne" on his "The Calling" CD, changing a few words. "You spent his money, drove his car! He treated you like a shining star! But in Goten's sky, all burnt out you are! And we'll have the last laugh! When we see you walkin with some other guy, cause we know you're gonna end up all alo-ho-ho-ho-hone! So take these words, some good advice! All you done 's gonna come back twice-"
"Trunks, Adrienne, would never use me." Goten interrupted him.
"Well she can't use ME," Trunks said. He put his hands on his hips. "She's not my doll."
"Um… hi, guys!" Gohan finally spoke.
"Hi!" Trunks turned off the stereo.
"Gohan, Trunks keeps saying that Adrienne is using me," Goten said. "Is it true?"
"Um…" Gohan looked at Videl.
"Well, if Adrienne is a mean, and stupid girl, then yes, she is using you." Videl said. "But she's a smart, nice, and pretty girl, isn't she?"
"Yeah!" Goten nodded.
"Then she's not using you." Videl said.
"Okay!" Goten grinned. "See, Trunks? Adrienne ISN'T using me!"
"Congratulations." Trunks said, dully, his arms crossed.
"Hey, Goten, you wanna go swimming in the lake?" Gohan asked. "Bulma says the pool got destroyed."
"Okay!" Goten jumped off the bed, dropping Adrienne on his pillow. "Hey, Trunks, wanna go?"
"…" Trunks looked at his stereo, then back at Goten. "Okay."
*~*~*
"Oh my- Goten, what happened!?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Trunks! You're dripping!" Bulma scolded. Trunks and Goten stood in the kitchen, their clothes sopping. They looked at each other, then the two shook their heads.
"Don't wanna talk about it."
"They probably only did something very stupid." Eighteen said. "Don't worry about it."
"Oh…" Chi-Chi and Bulma looked at each other. "I'll get some towels!"
"AAAHHH!!!" Chi-Chi screamed, and it was followed by a loud thud. "GOKU! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO SIT ON THE FLOOR!!!?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku was still clawing at the wall. He had already dug five feet into it. (A/n: o.O Hm… thick wall.)
"That's rather dumb." Trunks said to Goten.
"Something's wrong with Daddy, though…" Goten frowned.
"THERE'S NO WAY OF THE ISLAND!" Vegeta screeched. "THERE'S NO WAY OFF THE ISLAND!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Goku stood up and ran into Vegeta. The two fell to the ground, then jumped back up.
"Kakarott, there's no way off the island!" Vegeta yelled.
"You don't think I KNOW that!!!?" Goku yelled back.
"Then there's no other way!" The two said in unison. They held out their right hand and shot each other, blowing themselves up. Trunks and Goten gasped. Goku and Vegeta soon regenerated. They looked at themselves. "How dare you not blow me up!!!!!?"
The two continued shooting each other after they regenerated and Bulma and Chi-Chi returned with the towels. They crouched down next to their sons. "Trunks, dry off."
"Here, Goten." Chi-Chi held a towel out for her son. When Goten refused to put it on, Chi-Chi took off his shirt and started drying him.
"Mom! Have you seen Goten-" Gohan noticed Goten. "Oh, hi, Goten! I was just looking for…you…" Gohan was now eyeing his mother. Her hands were on her hips and she looked angry. "Hi, Mom…"
"How DARE you!?" Chi-Chi yelled. "I thought you could take Goten out there and be responsible enough to WATCH him!"
"But, Mom, Goten came home on his own!" Gohan complained against his mother's reaction. "It's not my fault he-"
"And you're wet!" Chi-Chi yelled. "Just look at you! You're just as wet as Goten! Now dry off!"
"But Mom-"
"I SAID DRY OFF!" Gohan nodded quickly.
"Okay, Mom, whatever you say! Heheh!" Gohan ran off to his room to dry off and change.
"Did- Gohan- just- come- through- here?" Videl panted.
"Yes, as a matter of fact he did." Bulma said.
"You're not wet like him are you?" Eighteen asked, without looking over the back of the couch.
"No, ma'am." Videl shook her head.
"He's in his room, Videl." Chi-Chi said. Bulma's jaw dropped.
"Okay! Thank you!" Videl ran off down the hall.
"Chi-Chi!" Krillin scolded.
"If only Goku weren't insane…" Eighteen looked Goku up and down. Goku and Vegeta were still blowing themselves up and regenerating.
"Our Barbie Dream Date game!" Yamcha whined. Piccolo and Yamcha were hugging each other. They were on their knees, crying.
"It's gone!" Piccolo cried.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Videl appeared in the hall, looking very disgruntled. "Why didn't you TELL me he was changing!?"
"Because I didn't feel like it?" Chi-Chi looked at Videl with raised eyebrows. Videl shook her head and walked back down the hall. Goten and Trunks were watching their fathers from their spots on the ground, towels wrapped around their small bodies. Goten stood up.
"Daddy, please stop it!" Goten pleaded, stepping in front of his father. His father looked down at him. "Daddy, please, I can't bare to lose you again!"
But Vegeta had already sent out a beam. It shot Goten and Goten disappeared. Everyone gasped. Goten regenerated and Goku looked up at Vegeta. Goku's eyes blazed red. "How dare you!?"
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Vegeta was blown up with a beam. Vegeta regenerated and Goten grabbed onto his father's pant leg. "Ah, Kakarott and his son… this is precious! I'll get the two of you in one blast!" Vegeta held up his hand.
"No, Daddy!" Trunks ran in front of Goten, arms stretched out. Vegeta gasped as his powerful blast hit his own son. Trunks fell backwards onto the floor and Goten dropped to his knees.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Goten cried. Goku glared at Vegeta. Vegeta's body started shaking.
"Vegeta, look at you." Goku said, knowing that Vegeta was shaking with rage. "You've killed your own son in your hatred."
"Kakarott, my son sacrificed his life to save your worthless one." Vegeta said, looking at the ground and closed his eyes. "And then you tell me that I have done it in my hatred…." Vegeta clenched his fists. Tears started slipping at the corner of Vegeta's eyes. Vegeta looked up at Goku, hand outstretched, tears running down his face. "HOW DARE *YOU*!!!!!!!!?"
Goku was blown against the wall, a hole though his stomach. Vegeta dropped to his knees and Goku's stomach regenerated. Goku glared at Vegeta. "Trunks, please, speak to me!" Goten cried. Vegeta took his son in his arms and looked at him, eyes watering.
"Trunks, please, say something to your father," Vegeta said. He hugged his son. "Trunks, please tell me you're alive!"
"But, Dad, I am." Trunks said. Vegeta sat up straight. "Duh, Dad, there's a regenerating machine on this island!"
Vegeta dropped his son. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!!!!!?"
"Well, I WAS dead for a few minutes there…" Trunks said. "Dad, thanks, it's very nice to know that you care."
"Oh…." Eighteen smiled.
"See, Vegeta, you do care." Krillin said.
"But, wait!" Vegeta stood up. He looked at Goku. "If there's a regenerating machine…"
"Then it wasn't a dream!" Goku exclaimed. "We're gonna keep coming back to the island!"
"THERE'S NO WAY OFF THE ISLAND!!!!!!!" Vegeta and Goku yelled. They started running around again. Trunks and Goten sighed.
"Here we go again…" Bulma said.
"Mm hm…" Chi-Chi nodded.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Goku and Vegeta screamed. They flew through the roof and everyone stared.
"Um… that was new." Krillin said.
"Yeah." Eighteen nodded.
"Fly." Eighteen's eyes grew wide and she looked down at Marron.
"Marron!?" Marron was pointing at the sky through the hole in the roof. "Oh my gosh, Marron just said her FIRST word!!!!!!!"
"Oh my!" Bulma covered her mouth.
"Congratulations!" Videl said.
"Can you say it again, Marron?" Chi-Chi asked. Marron smiled.
"Fly! Fly through hole!" Eighteen gasped.
"And her first sentence!"
"Can't wait until she says her first COMPLETE sentence." Piccolo and Yamcha said in unison.
"Hey, are we gonna go after Dad or not?" Trunks and Goten asked together.
*~*~*
"Hey, that mountain seems like a good place to keep a regenerating machine." Goku said, pointing at a mountain. Vegeta looked at where Goku was pointing.
"Good eyes, Kakarott!" The two flew over to the mountain. "Would you like to do it?"
"No, I couldn't." Goku said, shaking his head.
"But I most certainly can't." Vegeta argued. "That would be rude."
"Ah, but it would be rude for I to do it." Goku said. (A/n: Improper grammar, Goku!)
"Well I'm not doing it." Vegeta said, crossing his arms.
"Well I'm not." Goku said, also crossing his arms. Vegeta was getting peeved. He started tapping his foot in mid-air.
"Look, Kakarott, either you put a hole in the mountain, or I'm going to."
"Then go ahead." Goku said.
"I'm not going to." Vegeta said, turning his head.
"But you just said-" Vegeta interrupted Goku.
"I'm not going to!" Vegeta repeated.
"But I'm not either…"
"OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE, SOMEBODY BREAK OPEN MY MOUNTAIN ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Came a very ticked off voice from inside the mountain.
"Huh?" Vegeta looked at the mountain and blinked.
"That was Frieza." Goku said.
"Right." Vegeta nodded. "Let's go in, then."
Goku blasted a hole in the mountain with a Kamehameha wave. Goku bowed and held out his hand. "You first, Vegito!"
"No, you first." Vegeta said. "And it's Vegeta, Kakarott!"
"No, you first." Goku stood up straight. "And it's Goku. Why do you CALL me that, anyway???"
"Gee, I don't know, I never thought about it." Vegeta said. "It's just a funny little name, I suppose."
"Oh."
"Now you first."
"No, you first!" Goku argued.
"No, you go." Vegeta said.
"You go."
"You go!"
"You go!"
"You go!"
"You go!"
"LET'S FLIP A COIN!" Vegeta yelled. Goku nodded.
"Okay, you flip."
"No, you flip!"
"You flip."
"You flip."
"But I told YOU to flip." Goku said.
"I don't care." Vegeta said. "You can flip the coin."
"You flip."
"You flip."
"You flip."
"You flip!"
"You flip!" Goku crossed his arms.
"You flip!" Vegeta cross his arms.
"You flip!"
"You flip!"
"You flip!"
"FLIP IT, KAKAROTT!!!!!" Vegeta yelled, holding out his hand.
"YOU FLIP IT, VEGETA!!!!" Goku held out his hand. Suddenly, the two were blown up. They regenerated and Goku looked at his body. "Did you shoot me?"
"No. Did you?"
"No."
"Yes you did."
"No, I didn't."
"Yes you did!"
"No I didn't."
"Yes you DID."
"No I DIDN'T!"
"Yes you did!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did to-"
"I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The two turned to see Frieza standing there. "I shot you BOTH! Now SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Goku and Vegeta looked at each other. "He shot us." Goku said. Vegeta nodded. The two shot Frieza and blew him up. Frieza regenerated.
"WHOO!" Frieza yelled. "It's always a BLAST to get regenerated! You can never DIE! Hur hur!"
Vegeta and Goku looked at each other again. "He was regenerated." Vegeta said. Goku nodded:
"I know."
"Then shall we?"
"Yes." The two disappeared.
"Huh? Where'd they go?" Frieza looked around.
"Ah! The regenerating machine!" Vegeta declared. Goku nodded.
"Yeah." Goku smiled. "Now we can blow it up, then kill Frieza and get off this dumb island."
"Right." Vegeta nodded. The two held their hands up. "We'll never have to come back here EVER. Again."
"You're right!" Goku and Vegeta started charging their attack and Frieza walked back into the mountain. He was looking back at the hole in which he came through.
"Hm… they were there a second ago…" Frieza said, slowly turning his head to look in front of him. He gasped and stopped when he saw the two fathers charging their attack. "YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Here we go!" Goku and Vegeta yelled. They shot their attack and Frieza ran in front of the attack:
"SacrifiiiiiIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!" Goku and Vegeta gasped as Frieza fell to the ground, a huge hole through his stomach. Goku dropped to his knees and Vegeta clutched his face in horror.
"FRIEZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Frieza! Tell me why! Why did you do it!!!!?" Goku asked.
"He sacrificed his own life to make sure that the regenerating machine was kept in one piece…" Vegeta said. "So that if we blew ourselves up, we wouldn't die…"
Everyone else arrived through the hole in the mountain. They all gasped. "FRIEZA!!!!!!"
Everyone started weeping in agony. Piccolo and Yamcha were hugging each other in their flood of tears. Chi-Chi was covering Goten's eyes, and Trunks was hugging his mother's leg, Eighteen was hugging Marron, and she had her hand on Krillin's head. Gohan was sitting on the ground crying and Videl was trying to console him.
"WAIT!" Everyone looked at Bulma. "The regenerating machine is STILL in one piece. That means Frieza has regenerated."
Frieza jerked his eyes open. Goku looked down at Frieza and screamed in disgust. Vegeta glared. "You disgust me."
"Dahur hur!" Frieza stuck his tongue out at Vegeta.
"Come on, let's get out of here." Krillin said. Everybody nodded.
Now that everyone is disgusted with Frieza, they have gone back to living their lives on FHI. Have Goku and Vegeta come back to sanity thanks to Frieza's usless sacrifice? Most likely yes. In the next chapter, Frieza has taken Gohan, Goten, and Trunks hostage threatening to kill them all if the DBZ cast refuses to kill him! What will happen? How will everyone react? Will the others be able to save the three young men? Or will the three just burn? Find out next time on FHI: Triple Fusion!?