Chapter Five: Triple Fusion!?
"KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!" Frieza yelled. Goku flipped the page of the newspaper, ignoring Frieza. "HELLO! I AM TALKING TO *YOU*!" Frieza flicked Goku in the back of the head.
"What's the use?" Krillin asked.
"You just transport us back anyway." Marron said. Eighteen smiled with pride at her daughter.
"Maybe it's this atmosphere that's making her talk." Eighteen said, looking at the roof. "We should think about moving here, Krillin."
"WHAT!?" Krillin fell off the couch.
"Well look at the bright side." Eighteen said. "You can't die here."
"HELLO! I WAS TALKING!!!!!!!!" Frieza jabbed his thumb at his chest.
"Oh, I'm sorry, were you?" Eighteen asked dully. Frieza nodded. "Oh, then, go on."
"Continuing," Frieza said. "If you all don't ask how to kill me then I can't tell you how and you'll never kill me!"
"But what's the use?" Vegeta asked. "And we can't kill kill you."
"Yeah," Goku nodded. "You'll just transport us back anyway."
"But that's the whole fun of it!" Frieza stomped his feet.
"Too bad."
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!" Frieza disappeared.
"Hey, Goten, let's go!" Trunks called from the hallway entrance.
"You kill me this instant or I am LEAVING!!!!" Frieza yelled. "KILL ME SO I CAN BRING YOU BACK!!!!!!!"
"No." Goku said. Frieza looked at Yamcha.
"No." Yamcha crossed his arms. "Unless you can get us the clock hand back!"
"Sorry, that's long gone," Frieza said. Yamcha frowned. "And they're out of stock anyway."
"Darn." Yamcha snapped his fingers.
"Could you get us a Fib Finder?" Piccolo asked.
"Let me think…" Frieza thought for a minute. "Nope, sorry, I'm all outta those, too!"
"How about Mystery Date?" Piccolo suggested. "We could replace the boys with girls!"
"Um…" Glasses appeared on Frieza's face and a clipboard appeared, falling into Frieza's hands. He looked up and down it and flipped the papers. "Let's see…AH! Here we go, Mystery Date!" Piccolo and Yamcha started getting excited as Frieza ran his finger to the right of the paper. "Sorry, I haven't been getting many shipments lately…"
"What exactly do you DO with all of those games?" Yamcha asked.
"Yeah!" Piccolo nodded.
"Hm… you really want to know?" Frieza asked. The two shook their heads.
"No."
"Then I won't tell you."
"Oh…"
"Uncle Vegeta, Trunks is saying that Adrienne is using me again!" Goten whined. (A/n: Why he went to Vegeta, we'll never know…)
"Huh? Adrienne?" Vegeta put down his magazine and looked at Goten. "Who's Adrienne?"
"My doll!" Goten held up Adrienne and Vegeta took it from him.
"But this is-"
"Oh, hi, Mr. Frieza!" Goten exclaimed. "What are you doing here?"
"I was trying to convince your father to kill me." Frieza said. "Would you like to kill me?"
Goku threw down his newspaper and stood up. "Don't you go putting ideas in my son's head!"
"Fine." Frieza crossed his arms, then got an idea. "But you have to kill me first!"
"Too bad."
"Then I'll put ideas in your son's head."
"SHUT UP!" Goku yelled and covered Goten's ears as Frieza began to say stuff that would give little, innocent, clueless children ideas.
"Daddy, Mr. Frieza is talking to me." Goten said, trying to pull his father's hands off his ears. "You're being rude!"
"You jerk!" Chi-Chi hit Frieza over the head with a frying pan. Frieza made a weird noise and fell to the ground.
"Ugh! Mr. Frieza!" Goten gawked.
"Whoo hoo! Go Goten's Mom!" Trunks cheered as he entered the room. Chi-Chi smiled.
"Bulma, why did you-" Vegeta was interrupted as Frieza stood back up.
"Fine, then, if all of you still refuse to ask how to kill me then I'll just have to go to desperate measures!" Frieza disappeared.
"Hey, Goten, let's go!" Trunks called from the hallway entrance.
"Okay!" Goten ran over to Vegeta and took Adrienne from him. "Coming!"
The two ran out of the room. "Hey, wait!" Vegeta called.
"Oh, Vegeta, let them go!" Bulma said. Vegeta started fuming.
"I want to know why you used-"
"It's supper time, don't you think?" Bulma asked.
"Yeah!" Everybody jumped up from the extremely long couch.
*~*~*
"Where's Gohan?" Goku asked Chi-Chi as he sat down on a barstool.
"Not a clue, Goku." Chi-Chi continued making her stew.
"You didn't trap him somewhere again, did you?" Eighteen asked.
"No." Chi-Chi started stirring the stew.
"So has Marron said anything else lately?" Krillin asked.
"No." Yamcha said, entering the kitchen. "If she did, Marron would of informed us all."
"Good point." Piccolo nodded.
"Well exCUSE me!" Eighteen turned her head.
"Have you seen Goten?" Goku asked. "You aren't trapping him somewhere, too?"
"No." Chi-Chi shook her head. "I'm not hiding either of them."
"And what about Trunks?" Bulma walked into the kitchen. "Have you seen him?"
"No, sorry, I haven't." Goku shook his head. "Haven't seen Vegeta, either. You think he's got em all?"
"No, Vegeta's in our room." Bulma jabbed her thumb back at a door. "I demanded he take a nap because he was REALLY grouchy."
"Why?" This perked everyone's ears.
"I mean…" Goku paused. "Vegeta's ALWAYS grouchy, but if you're making him take a nap…"
"Never mind him," Bulma said. "Let's focus on the boys."
"Hey, guys, have you seen Gohan?" Videl came into the room.
"No." They all answered.
"Oh…" Videl frowned.
"Well if all three of them are gone, and Gohan didn't tell ANY of us he was going somewhere." Goku then added: "And without Videl…"
"Do you mean that Gohan might be in danger?" Piccolo was shocked that Goku would think of such a thing.
"Sadly, yes." Goku nodded. "All three of them."
"Oh, no!" Videl covered her mouth. "What are we gonna do?"
"Well I'm gonna go save my boys!" Chi-Chi pulled up her skirt a little and stomped out of the house.
"Um…" Everyone stared after Chi-Chi.
"After the grandchildren obsessed woman!" Krillin shouted. They all nodded and ran out of the house after Chi-Chi.
*~*~*
"Now where could they be…?" Bulma looked around at all of the trees. She screamed as something jumped down in front of her.
"Relax, it's just me!" Videl smiled.
"Any sight of them?"
"No sight of the three boys, SIR!" Videl saluted Goku.
"Very good, Videl," Goku turned to leave. "Keep up the good work!"
"Uhhhhhh… yes, sir!" Videl saluted him again.
*~*~*
"Hm… now let's see… where would I hide if I were Goten?" Chi-Chi thought for a minute. "Probably away from me."
"Don't be so hard on yourself," Eighteen said, putting her hand on Chi-Chi's shoulder. "Let's just hurry up and find those boys!"
Chi-Chi nodded: "Right."
*~*~*
"Tru-unks! Oh, TRU-UNKS!!!! WHERE *ARE* YOU!!!!!?" Krillin called, his hands cupped to his mouth.
"With that noise I'd never come, either." Yamcha stated.
"Yeah…" Piccolo nodded.
"Hey, morons, hurry up and find my son!" Vegeta had his hands on his hips. "You can leave Kakarott's boys out here."
"Why, you-!" Yamcha and Krillin grabbed Piccolo, holding him back. Vegeta scoffed and took flight. "That coward! If I didn't like Trunks I would leave him out here!"
"You like Trunks?" Yamcha asked.
"Wow! Piccolo likes Trunks!" Krillin laughed. "I mean, we're talking about PICCOLO, here!"
"That's not what I meant…"
"Hey, does that mean you like Goten, too?" Goku asked.
"Great. Goku heard it, TOO?" Piccolo sighed.
*~*~*
"I couldn't find them ANYWHERE!" Krillin exclaimed. Everyone was meeting back at the starting point.
"Me, neither." Chi-Chi frowned.
"Not us." Yamcha looked at Piccolo.
"Well don't look at me," Vegeta crossed his arms. "It's not like I was even TRYING to find them."
"No luck here." Videl and Bulma sighed.
"Well, I most certainly didn't find them." Goku looked at the ground.
"What next…?" Piccolo asked.
"Hm………" Everyone was silent as they stared at the ground, as if expecting it to give them an answer.
"AH!"
"Huh?" Everyone looked up.
"That sounded too much like Goten." Goku said.
"Too close for comfort, that's for sure." Chi-Chi said.
"Then what are we waiting for?" Videl asked. "Let's go!"
They all ran through the woods until they reached a mountain. "Where did it come from?" Everyone looked around frantically to answer Goku's question.
The scream came again. "From above us!" Krillin shouted, pointing upwards.
"DADDY, HELP US!!!!!" Goten shouted. The three boys were tied headfirst over a volcano full of hot, boiling lava. Oh no!
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Frieza stood on the far side of the volcano laughing, hands on his hips.
"Frieza!" Goku yelled.
"You let my boys go RIGHT now, Frieza!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"IF YOU WON'T KILL ME THEN I'LL KILL YOUR SONS!!!!!" Frieza yelled. He started laughing manically again.
"MOM, HELP US!!!!!" Trunks cried.
"DAD, MOM, GET US DOWN FROM HEEEERE!!!!!!!!" Gohan yelled.
"Kakarott!" Goku turned to Vegeta. "You distract Frieza and I'll save Trunks!"
"Right!" Goku nodded and started forward. Goku suddenly froze and blinked. "*HUH*!?"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!" Frieza lowered the boys a notch.
"GOTEN/GOHAN/TRUNKS!" Chi-Chi/Videl/Bulma yelled at the same time. Chi-Chi turned to the other two.
"Let's do it!"
"Mm hm!" Videl and Bulma nodded.
*~*~*
"Fuuuuu-" Bulma, Videl, and Chi-Chi did the prance towards each other. "Sionnnnn-" They punched their fists outwards and pointed their knees towards each other. "HA!" The three put their fingers together, creating a triangle. Everyone gasped.
"WHAT!!!!!!!?" Vegeta yelled in the bright light. "IT'S!!!!!"
"A *TRIPLE* FUSION!!!!!!!!!!!" They all yelled over the noise. A figure appeared in the light, hands on their hips. The figure was wearing a sporty tennis shoe(Videl), a pink tube top(Bulma) that stopped below their ribs, and a blue skirt(Chi-Chi) that stopped a few inches below their knees, and had a slit that stopped a few inches above the left knee. The light disappeared, revealing a young woman who had short, cropped black hair with blue streaks. She opened her eyes, looked up at the cast (minus the three hostages and Frieza) and smiled.
Krillin was the first to speak: "How did they!?"
"Ah ah!" The hybrid shook her finger. "No questions, boys!"
"What's your name?" Eighteen asked.
"My name…" The woman pointed her thumb at herself. "Is Chibel!"
"CHIBEL!!!" Vegeta cracked up laughing. "AHAHAHAHA!!!! CHIBELLLLL!!!!!!!! I MEAN, WE'RE TALKING *CHIBEL* HERE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
"SHUT UP!" Chibel yelled. "It's not like Vegeta's any better!"
"HEY!" Vegeta pointed a finger at Chibel. "Don't you dare go dissing my name!"
"Then don't go dissing mine." Chibel crossed her arms.
"HELLO!" They all looked up at Frieza. "Your sons are about to DIE here!"
Chibel appeared on the side of the volcano away from Frieza. "Frieza, let them go!"
"YOU HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!" Frieza yelled. "And you won't kill me, so I'm going to kill your sons! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
"Gr…." Chibel growled, then looked down at Goku. Goku shrugged. Chibel crossed her arms: "FINE! How do I kill you?"
"Okay! It's about TIME you killed me!" Frieza pushed the boys forward, and pointed his finger at the rope. He blasted it, and it snapped, but he hadn't pushed the boys hard enough.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" The boys screamed, as they started towards the lava, but Chibel grabbed the rope and pulled them back up. The three boys blinked at their singed hair.
"GOHAN/GOTEN/TRUNKS!" Chibel shouted at the same time. Chibel split and the three girls hugged their respective loved one.
"How… did that just happen?" Goku asked.
"Alright!" Frieza interrupted the reunion. "Now you have to kill me!"
"Okay…" They all sighed.
"How do we kill you, Frieza?" Krillin inquired. Frieza grinned.
"SIMPLE!" Frieza pointed at the lava: "Push me in the lava!"
"What?" Gohan and Goten blinked.
"It's that simple?" Trunks asked, a tad suspicious.
"Alright…" Goku disappeared, then reappeared behind Frieza. He elbowed Frieza in the back, causing the deranged villain to fall in the lava.
"WE'RE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta took flight. Goku looked down at the lava.
"Um… Vegeta…"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Vegeta combusted on contact with the barrier. He fell into the water and was electrocuted, then he floated back onto shore. There was a scream and Frieza jumped back out of the volcano.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!!!!!?"
"KAKAROTT, YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" Vegeta yelled. Goku smiled, laughed nervously, and shook his head.
"You know, I just thought of something." Eighteen said. "If we hadn't saved the boys, they would have been regenerated."
"Oh….." Now everyone felt really stupid. Especially Frieza.
"NOW!" Frieza yelled. "The real way to kill me is to steal the evil jackrabbits-"
"AAAAHHHH!!" Videl grabbed onto Gohan's arm. Gohan stifled a laugh. For once Videl was intimidated, not him.
"Um…RIGHT…" Frieza nodded. "You had a very frightful encounter with the jackrabbits, didn't you?" Videl flinched. "So you have to steal the evil jackrabbits' double fudge peanut brownies. Once you have done this, you will have the power to shoot me, and it will take me much longer to regenerate. That's when you leave the island."
"Alright!" Goku punched a fist into the air.
"Let's go kick some evil jackrabbit-" Vegeta was cut off as a truck (A/n: Provided by Frieza) drove by blowing its horn. Everyone gasped.
"Vegeta!!!" Bulma covered Trunks' ears.
"What???"
Now that everyone knows that a triple fusion can be done, it is most likely that Gohan, Goku, and Vegeta will be trying it for the rest of their lives. Have Gohan, Goten, and Trunks' hair gone back to normal where it was singed? Hey. In Deadzone you couldn't tell Goku's shirt was slightly ripped until a really close shot. In the next chapter, everyone sets out to steal the evil jackrabbits' double fudge peanut brownies. What will happen? How will everyone survive the lethal wrath of the jackrabbits? Will Videl get over her fear of jackrabbits??? Find out next time on FHI: Steal the Brownies!!!
"KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!" Frieza yelled. Goku flipped the page of the newspaper, ignoring Frieza. "HELLO! I AM TALKING TO *YOU*!" Frieza flicked Goku in the back of the head.
"What's the use?" Krillin asked.
"You just transport us back anyway." Marron said. Eighteen smiled with pride at her daughter.
"Maybe it's this atmosphere that's making her talk." Eighteen said, looking at the roof. "We should think about moving here, Krillin."
"WHAT!?" Krillin fell off the couch.
"Well look at the bright side." Eighteen said. "You can't die here."
"HELLO! I WAS TALKING!!!!!!!!" Frieza jabbed his thumb at his chest.
"Oh, I'm sorry, were you?" Eighteen asked dully. Frieza nodded. "Oh, then, go on."
"Continuing," Frieza said. "If you all don't ask how to kill me then I can't tell you how and you'll never kill me!"
"But what's the use?" Vegeta asked. "And we can't kill kill you."
"Yeah," Goku nodded. "You'll just transport us back anyway."
"But that's the whole fun of it!" Frieza stomped his feet.
"Too bad."
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!" Frieza disappeared.
"Hey, Goten, let's go!" Trunks called from the hallway entrance.
"You kill me this instant or I am LEAVING!!!!" Frieza yelled. "KILL ME SO I CAN BRING YOU BACK!!!!!!!"
"No." Goku said. Frieza looked at Yamcha.
"No." Yamcha crossed his arms. "Unless you can get us the clock hand back!"
"Sorry, that's long gone," Frieza said. Yamcha frowned. "And they're out of stock anyway."
"Darn." Yamcha snapped his fingers.
"Could you get us a Fib Finder?" Piccolo asked.
"Let me think…" Frieza thought for a minute. "Nope, sorry, I'm all outta those, too!"
"How about Mystery Date?" Piccolo suggested. "We could replace the boys with girls!"
"Um…" Glasses appeared on Frieza's face and a clipboard appeared, falling into Frieza's hands. He looked up and down it and flipped the papers. "Let's see…AH! Here we go, Mystery Date!" Piccolo and Yamcha started getting excited as Frieza ran his finger to the right of the paper. "Sorry, I haven't been getting many shipments lately…"
"What exactly do you DO with all of those games?" Yamcha asked.
"Yeah!" Piccolo nodded.
"Hm… you really want to know?" Frieza asked. The two shook their heads.
"No."
"Then I won't tell you."
"Oh…"
"Uncle Vegeta, Trunks is saying that Adrienne is using me again!" Goten whined. (A/n: Why he went to Vegeta, we'll never know…)
"Huh? Adrienne?" Vegeta put down his magazine and looked at Goten. "Who's Adrienne?"
"My doll!" Goten held up Adrienne and Vegeta took it from him.
"But this is-"
"Oh, hi, Mr. Frieza!" Goten exclaimed. "What are you doing here?"
"I was trying to convince your father to kill me." Frieza said. "Would you like to kill me?"
Goku threw down his newspaper and stood up. "Don't you go putting ideas in my son's head!"
"Fine." Frieza crossed his arms, then got an idea. "But you have to kill me first!"
"Too bad."
"Then I'll put ideas in your son's head."
"SHUT UP!" Goku yelled and covered Goten's ears as Frieza began to say stuff that would give little, innocent, clueless children ideas.
"Daddy, Mr. Frieza is talking to me." Goten said, trying to pull his father's hands off his ears. "You're being rude!"
"You jerk!" Chi-Chi hit Frieza over the head with a frying pan. Frieza made a weird noise and fell to the ground.
"Ugh! Mr. Frieza!" Goten gawked.
"Whoo hoo! Go Goten's Mom!" Trunks cheered as he entered the room. Chi-Chi smiled.
"Bulma, why did you-" Vegeta was interrupted as Frieza stood back up.
"Fine, then, if all of you still refuse to ask how to kill me then I'll just have to go to desperate measures!" Frieza disappeared.
"Hey, Goten, let's go!" Trunks called from the hallway entrance.
"Okay!" Goten ran over to Vegeta and took Adrienne from him. "Coming!"
The two ran out of the room. "Hey, wait!" Vegeta called.
"Oh, Vegeta, let them go!" Bulma said. Vegeta started fuming.
"I want to know why you used-"
"It's supper time, don't you think?" Bulma asked.
"Yeah!" Everybody jumped up from the extremely long couch.
*~*~*
"Where's Gohan?" Goku asked Chi-Chi as he sat down on a barstool.
"Not a clue, Goku." Chi-Chi continued making her stew.
"You didn't trap him somewhere again, did you?" Eighteen asked.
"No." Chi-Chi started stirring the stew.
"So has Marron said anything else lately?" Krillin asked.
"No." Yamcha said, entering the kitchen. "If she did, Marron would of informed us all."
"Good point." Piccolo nodded.
"Well exCUSE me!" Eighteen turned her head.
"Have you seen Goten?" Goku asked. "You aren't trapping him somewhere, too?"
"No." Chi-Chi shook her head. "I'm not hiding either of them."
"And what about Trunks?" Bulma walked into the kitchen. "Have you seen him?"
"No, sorry, I haven't." Goku shook his head. "Haven't seen Vegeta, either. You think he's got em all?"
"No, Vegeta's in our room." Bulma jabbed her thumb back at a door. "I demanded he take a nap because he was REALLY grouchy."
"Why?" This perked everyone's ears.
"I mean…" Goku paused. "Vegeta's ALWAYS grouchy, but if you're making him take a nap…"
"Never mind him," Bulma said. "Let's focus on the boys."
"Hey, guys, have you seen Gohan?" Videl came into the room.
"No." They all answered.
"Oh…" Videl frowned.
"Well if all three of them are gone, and Gohan didn't tell ANY of us he was going somewhere." Goku then added: "And without Videl…"
"Do you mean that Gohan might be in danger?" Piccolo was shocked that Goku would think of such a thing.
"Sadly, yes." Goku nodded. "All three of them."
"Oh, no!" Videl covered her mouth. "What are we gonna do?"
"Well I'm gonna go save my boys!" Chi-Chi pulled up her skirt a little and stomped out of the house.
"Um…" Everyone stared after Chi-Chi.
"After the grandchildren obsessed woman!" Krillin shouted. They all nodded and ran out of the house after Chi-Chi.
*~*~*
"Now where could they be…?" Bulma looked around at all of the trees. She screamed as something jumped down in front of her.
"Relax, it's just me!" Videl smiled.
"Any sight of them?"
"No sight of the three boys, SIR!" Videl saluted Goku.
"Very good, Videl," Goku turned to leave. "Keep up the good work!"
"Uhhhhhh… yes, sir!" Videl saluted him again.
*~*~*
"Hm… now let's see… where would I hide if I were Goten?" Chi-Chi thought for a minute. "Probably away from me."
"Don't be so hard on yourself," Eighteen said, putting her hand on Chi-Chi's shoulder. "Let's just hurry up and find those boys!"
Chi-Chi nodded: "Right."
*~*~*
"Tru-unks! Oh, TRU-UNKS!!!! WHERE *ARE* YOU!!!!!?" Krillin called, his hands cupped to his mouth.
"With that noise I'd never come, either." Yamcha stated.
"Yeah…" Piccolo nodded.
"Hey, morons, hurry up and find my son!" Vegeta had his hands on his hips. "You can leave Kakarott's boys out here."
"Why, you-!" Yamcha and Krillin grabbed Piccolo, holding him back. Vegeta scoffed and took flight. "That coward! If I didn't like Trunks I would leave him out here!"
"You like Trunks?" Yamcha asked.
"Wow! Piccolo likes Trunks!" Krillin laughed. "I mean, we're talking about PICCOLO, here!"
"That's not what I meant…"
"Hey, does that mean you like Goten, too?" Goku asked.
"Great. Goku heard it, TOO?" Piccolo sighed.
*~*~*
"I couldn't find them ANYWHERE!" Krillin exclaimed. Everyone was meeting back at the starting point.
"Me, neither." Chi-Chi frowned.
"Not us." Yamcha looked at Piccolo.
"Well don't look at me," Vegeta crossed his arms. "It's not like I was even TRYING to find them."
"No luck here." Videl and Bulma sighed.
"Well, I most certainly didn't find them." Goku looked at the ground.
"What next…?" Piccolo asked.
"Hm………" Everyone was silent as they stared at the ground, as if expecting it to give them an answer.
"AH!"
"Huh?" Everyone looked up.
"That sounded too much like Goten." Goku said.
"Too close for comfort, that's for sure." Chi-Chi said.
"Then what are we waiting for?" Videl asked. "Let's go!"
They all ran through the woods until they reached a mountain. "Where did it come from?" Everyone looked around frantically to answer Goku's question.
The scream came again. "From above us!" Krillin shouted, pointing upwards.
"DADDY, HELP US!!!!!" Goten shouted. The three boys were tied headfirst over a volcano full of hot, boiling lava. Oh no!
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Frieza stood on the far side of the volcano laughing, hands on his hips.
"Frieza!" Goku yelled.
"You let my boys go RIGHT now, Frieza!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"IF YOU WON'T KILL ME THEN I'LL KILL YOUR SONS!!!!!" Frieza yelled. He started laughing manically again.
"MOM, HELP US!!!!!" Trunks cried.
"DAD, MOM, GET US DOWN FROM HEEEERE!!!!!!!!" Gohan yelled.
"Kakarott!" Goku turned to Vegeta. "You distract Frieza and I'll save Trunks!"
"Right!" Goku nodded and started forward. Goku suddenly froze and blinked. "*HUH*!?"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!" Frieza lowered the boys a notch.
"GOTEN/GOHAN/TRUNKS!" Chi-Chi/Videl/Bulma yelled at the same time. Chi-Chi turned to the other two.
"Let's do it!"
"Mm hm!" Videl and Bulma nodded.
*~*~*
"Fuuuuu-" Bulma, Videl, and Chi-Chi did the prance towards each other. "Sionnnnn-" They punched their fists outwards and pointed their knees towards each other. "HA!" The three put their fingers together, creating a triangle. Everyone gasped.
"WHAT!!!!!!!?" Vegeta yelled in the bright light. "IT'S!!!!!"
"A *TRIPLE* FUSION!!!!!!!!!!!" They all yelled over the noise. A figure appeared in the light, hands on their hips. The figure was wearing a sporty tennis shoe(Videl), a pink tube top(Bulma) that stopped below their ribs, and a blue skirt(Chi-Chi) that stopped a few inches below their knees, and had a slit that stopped a few inches above the left knee. The light disappeared, revealing a young woman who had short, cropped black hair with blue streaks. She opened her eyes, looked up at the cast (minus the three hostages and Frieza) and smiled.
Krillin was the first to speak: "How did they!?"
"Ah ah!" The hybrid shook her finger. "No questions, boys!"
"What's your name?" Eighteen asked.
"My name…" The woman pointed her thumb at herself. "Is Chibel!"
"CHIBEL!!!" Vegeta cracked up laughing. "AHAHAHAHA!!!! CHIBELLLLL!!!!!!!! I MEAN, WE'RE TALKING *CHIBEL* HERE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
"SHUT UP!" Chibel yelled. "It's not like Vegeta's any better!"
"HEY!" Vegeta pointed a finger at Chibel. "Don't you dare go dissing my name!"
"Then don't go dissing mine." Chibel crossed her arms.
"HELLO!" They all looked up at Frieza. "Your sons are about to DIE here!"
Chibel appeared on the side of the volcano away from Frieza. "Frieza, let them go!"
"YOU HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!" Frieza yelled. "And you won't kill me, so I'm going to kill your sons! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
"Gr…." Chibel growled, then looked down at Goku. Goku shrugged. Chibel crossed her arms: "FINE! How do I kill you?"
"Okay! It's about TIME you killed me!" Frieza pushed the boys forward, and pointed his finger at the rope. He blasted it, and it snapped, but he hadn't pushed the boys hard enough.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" The boys screamed, as they started towards the lava, but Chibel grabbed the rope and pulled them back up. The three boys blinked at their singed hair.
"GOHAN/GOTEN/TRUNKS!" Chibel shouted at the same time. Chibel split and the three girls hugged their respective loved one.
"How… did that just happen?" Goku asked.
"Alright!" Frieza interrupted the reunion. "Now you have to kill me!"
"Okay…" They all sighed.
"How do we kill you, Frieza?" Krillin inquired. Frieza grinned.
"SIMPLE!" Frieza pointed at the lava: "Push me in the lava!"
"What?" Gohan and Goten blinked.
"It's that simple?" Trunks asked, a tad suspicious.
"Alright…" Goku disappeared, then reappeared behind Frieza. He elbowed Frieza in the back, causing the deranged villain to fall in the lava.
"WE'RE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta took flight. Goku looked down at the lava.
"Um… Vegeta…"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Vegeta combusted on contact with the barrier. He fell into the water and was electrocuted, then he floated back onto shore. There was a scream and Frieza jumped back out of the volcano.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!!!!!?"
"KAKAROTT, YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" Vegeta yelled. Goku smiled, laughed nervously, and shook his head.
"You know, I just thought of something." Eighteen said. "If we hadn't saved the boys, they would have been regenerated."
"Oh….." Now everyone felt really stupid. Especially Frieza.
"NOW!" Frieza yelled. "The real way to kill me is to steal the evil jackrabbits-"
"AAAAHHHH!!" Videl grabbed onto Gohan's arm. Gohan stifled a laugh. For once Videl was intimidated, not him.
"Um…RIGHT…" Frieza nodded. "You had a very frightful encounter with the jackrabbits, didn't you?" Videl flinched. "So you have to steal the evil jackrabbits' double fudge peanut brownies. Once you have done this, you will have the power to shoot me, and it will take me much longer to regenerate. That's when you leave the island."
"Alright!" Goku punched a fist into the air.
"Let's go kick some evil jackrabbit-" Vegeta was cut off as a truck (A/n: Provided by Frieza) drove by blowing its horn. Everyone gasped.
"Vegeta!!!" Bulma covered Trunks' ears.
"What???"
Now that everyone knows that a triple fusion can be done, it is most likely that Gohan, Goku, and Vegeta will be trying it for the rest of their lives. Have Gohan, Goten, and Trunks' hair gone back to normal where it was singed? Hey. In Deadzone you couldn't tell Goku's shirt was slightly ripped until a really close shot. In the next chapter, everyone sets out to steal the evil jackrabbits' double fudge peanut brownies. What will happen? How will everyone survive the lethal wrath of the jackrabbits? Will Videl get over her fear of jackrabbits??? Find out next time on FHI: Steal the Brownies!!!