Chapter Six: Steal the Brownies!!!


"NO! You. Can't. MAKE *MEEEEEEE*!!!!!!!!!" Videl yelled, trying to tug her arm away from Gohan.

"Come on, Videl!!!" Gohan's feet started to slide on the dirt. He jumped into the air and hovered. NOW Videl couldn't pull away from him.

"Gohan, I said LET ME GO!" Videl screamed.

"Come on, Videl!" Goten smiled. "Gohan, Trunks, and I won't let the jackrabbits get you!"

"You mean it?" Videl looked at Goten.

"Yeah," Trunks nodded. "Quit being such a wimp!"

"And Krillin and I'll be there, too," Goku said. "So will Yamcha, Piccolo, Vegeta, and everyone else. And I'm sure Frieza will be watching from above laughing his head off at us…"

They all looked up to see Frieza. Frieza's eyes widened, he muttered something like: "Stupid color!", and he tried to take cover behind something. He quickly flew out of the way, and into a tree trunk. Goten pointed at the squished Frieza, doubled over with his hand on his stomach, and started laughing. Frieza peeled off the tree and fell into a bush at the bottom of the tree headfirst. Frieza jumped out with briars all over his body screaming and causing Goten to laugh even harder. Goten fell over and started rolling with laughter. Everyone else started laughing at him.

"It's not funny!" Frieza yelled. They all continued laughing and Frieza could tell his eyes were getting watery. "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Frieza blasted off, leaving a crater behind for them all to blink at.

"Oops…" Gohan nodded at his father's remark.

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"Now where could those jackrabbits be…?" Bulma looked under a rock.

"I have no idea," Vegeta sighed. "Let's just go hit Trunks and get Kakrott's brat to go Super Saiyan10."

"NO Vegeta." Bulma glared at her sorry excuse for a husband. She scoffed and walked off: "Saiyan Prince my butt."

Vegeta shrugged and sat down on a rock. The next thing he knew, he was being attacked by something brown and furry. He screamed in horror, trying to pull it from his neck. "JACKRABBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Huh?" Goku looked up.

"He said he found the jackrabbits!" Krillin exclaimed. They all ran off in the direction Vegeta's scream had come from. They all came into a clearing and Trunks screamed.

"DAD!!!!!!" Goten's eyes got teary and he grabbed onto his father's leg, burying his face in his pants. Goku ruffled Goten's hair and stuck out his bottom lip. All of the girls turned their heads, and Yamcha and Piccolo covered their faces with Piccolo's white cape. Gohan, meanwhile, was trying not to observe the large gash in Vegeta's neck. He got a chill down his spine and Videl covered her eyes:

"*GROSS*!"

"I'm so sorry…" Frieza sniffed. "I didn't know it would go this FAR!" Frieza burst into tears and Trunks ran off crying into the woods.

"Trunks!" Goku put his hand on Bulma's shoulder, and as she looked at him, he shook his head. "Leave him be. And if they kill him, he'll get regenerated." Goku closed his eyes, then a few seconds later, popped back open. "*WAIT*!"

"…" Vegeta sat up and looked around. "What's WITH everyone? Hello! Follow that jackrabbit!"

The jackrabbit who was watching from behind a rock suddenly freaked out and his eyes started to bug, too. He quickly ducked down behind the rock and ran off. Vegeta stood up. "GET BACK HERE YOU DA-"

"Vegeta, you go get Trunks, we'll follow the jackrabbit to his home." Gohan said.

"Oh…." Vegeta was silent as they all ran after the evil jackrabbit. "Wait! What did you do to Trunks!?"

"Vegeta, go find him before we destroy Frieza!" Bulma yelled.

"He went that way," Frieza said, jabbing his thumb behind him. "I wouldn't want you two to get stuck here while the others leave. You need to pack!"

"Frieza, I WILL kill kill you eventually." Vegeta said, pointing at Frieza. He turned and ran in the direction in which Trunks ran: "TRUNKS!!!

"Okay!" Frieza smiled and flew off after the group that went after the jackrabbit.

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"There they are…" Piccolo said. Everyone crouched down in the bushes as they observed the camp of evil jackrabbits. Piccolo glared at a smaller group. "Look at them! They have a Barbie Dream Date!"

"Evil!" Yamcha yelled.

"SHHHH!!!!" Everyone said. Yamcha laughed nervously. Everyone shook their heads, then looked back at the jackrabbits.

"There's THOUSANDS of them!" Gohan whispered.

"Yeah," Goku nodded. "Okay, does everyone remember the plan?"

"Yeah." Everyone nodded.

"Alright, then, let's do it." Goku said.

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"Yeah-ha! I win!" One of the evil jackrabbits took all of the poker chips from the middle of the table.

"Oh, man!" One of the jackrabbits exclaimed. "That's the fourth time!"

Some jackrabbits of various sizes that looked like they had seams jumped out of the bushes. "Huh?" Everyone looked up at the jackrabbits.

"Um…." A taller jackrabbit that sounded an awful lot like Goku said. "Squeak squeak-"

"Dad, jackrabbits don't say 'squeak'!" Another taller one that sounded like Gohan said.

"Oh…." The one that sounded like Goku blushed. One of the girl jackrabbits squealed and ran over to the tallest one which had a white cape. She grabbed onto his leg and nuzzled him.

"Um, no!" The extremely tall new jackrabbit sounded like Piccolo. "No! Get off of me!"

"AHAHAHAHA!" One that sounded like Vegeta cracked up as the girl's all came over to get at Piccolo's costume.

"Dad, sh!" A shorter one standing next to Vegeta sounded like his purple-haired son, Trunks.

"Don't tell me to be quiet, Trunks!" Vegeta kicked him, sending Trunks tumbling backwards.

"Hey, he kicked the little one!" One of the males playing poker said.

"GET HIM!" The group playing poker started chasing after Vegeta.

"Trunks, are you okay?" A short one that sounded like Goten asked. Trunks sat up and nodded.

"Yeah…" Goten walked over to a little jackrabbit.

"Boing boing boioing bong bing booing boingg!"

"Hey, he speaks our language!" The one he was talking to cried, pointing at Goten. "Boing bong oing bing boioioing boong?"

"Boing boing boing bong bing booing boiing bong!" Goten exclaimed. The little jackrabbits got really excited and started talking to Goten all at once.

"Any clue what they're saying?" Goku asked Krillin.

"Nah."

"Okay, then, time to get to work!" Bulma walked off.

"Hot pursuit…" Yamcha followed Bulma. They all sighed. (Their expressions: -_-')

"Hey, Daddy, can I go play with the other jackrabbits?" Goten asked. "Huh? HUH???"

"Alright," Goku nodded. "But we'll be leaving soon, don't be long."

"Okay!" Goten smiled.

"That's your Dad?" A younger jackrabbit asked.

"He seems kinda stupid…" Another said. They all ran off to play.

"How about that, Goku?" Chi-Chi asked. "They DO know you didn't go to college compared to my boys!"

"Right, Chi-Chi…" Goku sighed. "Whatever…"

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"Now where do you think they would keep their brownies, Yamcha?" Bulma asked as she continued searching the kitchen.

"Gee, I don't know, Bulma." Yamcha said. "Probably in a kitchen somewhere…"

"Yamcha, I am LOOKING in a kitchen." Bulma said, turning around to face him as he stuffed something in his mouth. He had a tray in his lap with one brown square. "Yamcha, where did you get those?"

"In the oven." Yamcha said, swallowing what was in his mouth. Bulma looked at the brown square on the tray. "Want it?"

"No, thanks, you go ahead." Bulma went back to looking.

"Okay." Yamcha popped it in his mouth and started chewing. Bulma closed the oven and her eyes widened.

"OH NO!" Bulma ran over to Yamcha. "Yamcha, open your mouth!"

"But, Bulma, that's rude." Yamcha said.

"I don't care!" Bulma grabbed his jaws and opened Yamcha's mouth. "Ew…"

"Ulma!" Yamcha jerked away from her and closed his mouth. He shook his finger and swallowed the brown square. "What's gotten into you?"

"Those were the brownies!" Bulma cried. She bit her bottom lip and started jumping around like she was in constipation.

"Uh-oh…" Yamcha looked down at the empty tray in his lap.

"ARGH!!!!!!!!" Bulma started pulling on her hair.

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"Well, I think it's time to bring out the brownies." A mother jackrabbit to another. The other nodded.

"No, Bulma, don't pull your beautiful hair out!"

"Hey, wait, wasn't Bulma the name of one of the people who arrived on the island?" Mother jackrabbit no. 2 asked.

"I think so." Mother jackrabbit no. 1 nodded.

"Shut up with your sweet talk, Yamcha! Just put on your bunny suit!"

"Bunny suit…?" The two mother jackrabbits walked into the kitchen and gasped.

"Oh s-" Bulma was cut off as mother jackrabbit no. 2 picked up a foghorn and blew it. She finally stopped and Bulma grabbed Yamcha's arm. "RUN!"

"Um, sorry about your brownies!" Yamcha exclaimed before he disappeared out the kitchen door.

"The brownies…?" The two mother jackrabbits walked over to the oven and opened it. There was no tray. "THE BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!"

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"Hey, Bulma!" Goku smiled. "What's' up?"

"Hey, where's your bunny suit?" Eighteen asked.

"FORGET THAT!" Bulma yelled. "Yamcha ate the brownies, we gotta go!"

"Oh, nice going, Fudgebutter!" Piccolo yelled as they all started running.

"Why did you have to eat ALL the brownies?" Gohan asked. "I wanted one!"

"Why didn't you tell me?" Yamcha asked, stopping. Gohan stopped beside him.

"Well it is SO obvious!" Gohan rolled his eyes.

"Guys, less talking, more running!" Videl yelled as she ran past them. Gohan and Yamcha looked in the direction they had run from. The evil jackrabbits were now following them. They screamed and ran after the others:

"WAIT FOR US!!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone screamed as they ran over a hill, followed by the jackrabbits.

"Okay, everybody grab onto me!" Goku yelled, picking Goten up in one arm. "I'll teleport us out of here!"

So everyone formed a train behind Goku and continued running until they got instant transmitted to Frieza's lair: The Volcano! "Oh, hi, guys! Um… where are the brownies?"

They all looked at Yamcha. "WHAT!!!?"

"Yamcha ATE them all." Bulma said, glaring at the coward.

"So we didn't really steal them…" Goku said.

"Oh, well, you only have to eat one!" Frieza exclaimed, holding up his forefinger. Everyone stared.

"So you mean, if the evil jackrabbits eat one, they can kill you?" Krillin asked.

"No, only humans can." Frieza shook his head. "Anyway, so only Yamcha has the power to kill me." Everyone looked at Yamcha.

"Wow, I feel so super powerful." Yamcha said, smiling. "I mean, if Goku, Gohan, and Vegeta can't kill you-"

"What about us?" Goten asked tugging on Yamcha's pant leg.

"Yeah!" Trunks nodded. "What's up with you, anyway?"

"Right, sorry." Yamcha smiled. "Anyway. If the Z Warriors can't kill you, and I can, does that make me stronger?"

"No, it just proves that you ate all the brownies." The Z Warriors said in unison.

"Oh…." Yamcha blushed at his stupidity.

"You'd better hurry up and kill me," Frieza said. "I hear them coming…"

"Right." Yamcha nodded.

"Wait!" Vegeta yelled. "Let's wait until Kakarott transports us to the beach. That way it will be easier to get off the island and we won't have to kill Frieza twice."

"Okay." So Goku instant transmissioned them to the beach.

"Okay, here I go!" Yamcha threw a yellow disk at Frieza, and Frieza blew up.

"Hurry!" They all flew off the island, the men carrying the women that CAN'T fly. Just as they came out of the barrier, Frieza reappeared on the beach, and the barrier reappeared behind them.

"Bye, Mr. Frieza!" Goten waved.

"Bye, guys!" Frieza waved good-bye to them all. "See you guys later!"

"Make sure there are no more jackrabbits!" Videl yelled. Frieza nodded.

"Okay!"

"Good-bye!"

"Good-bye Vegeta, Bulma, Yamcha, Piccolo, Goku, Trunks, Gohan, Videl, Chi-Chi, Goten, Krillin, Marron, Eighteen! Hey, do you women wanna come back next year or WHAT!?"

"We wanna come!" All of the women exclaimed in unison. Chi-Chi had to watch out for her boys and teach them, Eighteen liked the island's atmosphere (because it supposedly causes Marron to talk), Videl wanted to be with Gohan, and Bulma, of course, didn't trust Vegeta with Trunks.

"Alright, then, see you all in a couple of weeks!" Frieza waved his final good-bye.

"BYE!!!!!!!!!" They all called before they disappeared into the sky.

"Hey, Daddy, do you really think that we'll keep coming back for the rest of our lives?" Goten asked. Goku shrugged.

"I don't know, kiddo!" Goku smiled. "Maybe not the REST of our lives."

"Hey, Trunks, we never had that race, did we?" Vegeta asked.

"No." Trunks shook his head, then grinned. "You're on!"

"Wait, you can't do it with me!" Bulma exclaimed.

"Oh, yes I can!"

"One, two, three, GO!" The family of three took off towards Capsule Corp. with Bulma screaming:

"WAIT, VEGETAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The rest of the group started laughing.

The End


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