::FF characters and KH characters are all in a small room looking
VERY bored to say the least.::
Rikku: I'm really bored.
Rufus: We know, you have stated this at least 20 times.
Riku: Do you know what? You stole my name. ::points accusingly at Rikku::
Rikku: I did not! I was made before you, ya little hobo.
Riku: ::sarcastically:: ow, look, that insult hurt me, here in my heart.
Cloud: what are we doing?
Rufus: A whole lot of nothing.
Cloud: oh.. What now?
Everyone: ::sweat drops::
Sephiroth: Cloud, you bring the collective IQ of this room down to -6. And we have Red in here.
Cloud: Who?
Sephiroth: Okay, you killed it, it's dead, gone, done.
Cloud: Did I miss the funeral? I'm sorry.
Riku: wow, he's got a smaller brain than sora.
Sephiroth: you only had to share one game with him, and not that long. I had to go two Whole games with this moron.
Vincent: ::puts down the news paper:: We could go see the water fires, they set them off tonight, well, actually, In about ::looks at clock:: half an hour.
Rikku: Water Fire? Isn't that an oxy-moron?
Cloud: that's a big word, it's got ::counts on his fingers:: this many syl- a-bles ::holds up nine fingers as he struggles to pronounce his last word::
Sephiroth: very good! Now lets work on the simple math. If I have a very large pointed object, and cloud has nothing but a squirrel nesting in his hair, then I take out that one cloud, how many are left?
Cloud: Is this a trick question?
Squall: wow. he is truly stupid, it's not just an act is it?
Reno: I dunno but those fires are sounding really good if we can hire a sitter for that ::points at Cloud::
Rufus: Hells no! Not with my money! I already have to pay for everything else, as much as I would like for him to stay home, if we go, he goes.
Irvine: Could we like, just give him a bottle of Lysol to play with?
Sephiroth: I already tried to get rid of him that way, he's like a cockroach, he'll keep coming back.
Irvine: Fine then, he stays with squall when we go off.
Vincent: ::to squall:: Do give your consent?
Squall: ....whatever......
Reno: Then it's settled, we go now!
::the group breaks off and files out the door::
Rufus: okay then, since I'm not only the best but the richest I will split you all into groups and give you spending money. ::looks at the mashed party:: um. Reno, Irvine, and Edge, you guys will go in one group since we really want to pretend we don't know you when we're in public. ::hands Irvine 100 for the group, The tree walk away:: then.. Squall, Cloud, Riku, Red, and Cecil will go in another group. ::hands squall 300 for their group::
Riku: Oh joy of all joys, I'm with the losers.
Squall: . whatever... ::shrugs and grabs cloud's wrist as if cloud were a child:: come on, we need to get him some stacker 2 or some kind of drug to make his brain work.
Riku: Agreed.
::they walk off::
Rufus: mmm... kay.. well, anywho, Vincent, Sephiroth, Rikku, Locke, and Yuffie are in the other group. ::hands Vincent 500 dolars::
Sephiroth: ::mutters:: I'm going to be a paraplegic by the end of the night...
Locke: why Vincent! He's a wet blanket! He won't let us do anything Illegal!
Rikku & Yuffie: yeah!
Vincent: I can be cool too! I can live my life on the edge of a knife!
Rikku: A butter knife maybe.
Vincent: ::hangs head::
Rufus: and then Tidus, Edgar, Zidane, Kain, and myself will go in another group. There ya go. My talent never seases to impress me. ::wipes eye::
What will happen next? Well, I guess we'll find out. unless I dramaticly loose intrest in this story.. But I highly doubt that will happen.
Rikku: I'm really bored.
Rufus: We know, you have stated this at least 20 times.
Riku: Do you know what? You stole my name. ::points accusingly at Rikku::
Rikku: I did not! I was made before you, ya little hobo.
Riku: ::sarcastically:: ow, look, that insult hurt me, here in my heart.
Cloud: what are we doing?
Rufus: A whole lot of nothing.
Cloud: oh.. What now?
Everyone: ::sweat drops::
Sephiroth: Cloud, you bring the collective IQ of this room down to -6. And we have Red in here.
Cloud: Who?
Sephiroth: Okay, you killed it, it's dead, gone, done.
Cloud: Did I miss the funeral? I'm sorry.
Riku: wow, he's got a smaller brain than sora.
Sephiroth: you only had to share one game with him, and not that long. I had to go two Whole games with this moron.
Vincent: ::puts down the news paper:: We could go see the water fires, they set them off tonight, well, actually, In about ::looks at clock:: half an hour.
Rikku: Water Fire? Isn't that an oxy-moron?
Cloud: that's a big word, it's got ::counts on his fingers:: this many syl- a-bles ::holds up nine fingers as he struggles to pronounce his last word::
Sephiroth: very good! Now lets work on the simple math. If I have a very large pointed object, and cloud has nothing but a squirrel nesting in his hair, then I take out that one cloud, how many are left?
Cloud: Is this a trick question?
Squall: wow. he is truly stupid, it's not just an act is it?
Reno: I dunno but those fires are sounding really good if we can hire a sitter for that ::points at Cloud::
Rufus: Hells no! Not with my money! I already have to pay for everything else, as much as I would like for him to stay home, if we go, he goes.
Irvine: Could we like, just give him a bottle of Lysol to play with?
Sephiroth: I already tried to get rid of him that way, he's like a cockroach, he'll keep coming back.
Irvine: Fine then, he stays with squall when we go off.
Vincent: ::to squall:: Do give your consent?
Squall: ....whatever......
Reno: Then it's settled, we go now!
::the group breaks off and files out the door::
Rufus: okay then, since I'm not only the best but the richest I will split you all into groups and give you spending money. ::looks at the mashed party:: um. Reno, Irvine, and Edge, you guys will go in one group since we really want to pretend we don't know you when we're in public. ::hands Irvine 100 for the group, The tree walk away:: then.. Squall, Cloud, Riku, Red, and Cecil will go in another group. ::hands squall 300 for their group::
Riku: Oh joy of all joys, I'm with the losers.
Squall: . whatever... ::shrugs and grabs cloud's wrist as if cloud were a child:: come on, we need to get him some stacker 2 or some kind of drug to make his brain work.
Riku: Agreed.
::they walk off::
Rufus: mmm... kay.. well, anywho, Vincent, Sephiroth, Rikku, Locke, and Yuffie are in the other group. ::hands Vincent 500 dolars::
Sephiroth: ::mutters:: I'm going to be a paraplegic by the end of the night...
Locke: why Vincent! He's a wet blanket! He won't let us do anything Illegal!
Rikku & Yuffie: yeah!
Vincent: I can be cool too! I can live my life on the edge of a knife!
Rikku: A butter knife maybe.
Vincent: ::hangs head::
Rufus: and then Tidus, Edgar, Zidane, Kain, and myself will go in another group. There ya go. My talent never seases to impress me. ::wipes eye::
What will happen next? Well, I guess we'll find out. unless I dramaticly loose intrest in this story.. But I highly doubt that will happen.
