::FF characters and KH characters are all in a small room looking VERY bored to say the least.::

Rikku: I'm really bored.

Rufus: We know, you have stated this at least 20 times.

Riku: Do you know what? You stole my name. ::points accusingly at Rikku::

Rikku: I did not! I was made before you, ya little hobo.

Riku: ::sarcastically:: ow, look, that insult hurt me, here in my heart.

Cloud: what are we doing?

Rufus: A whole lot of nothing.

Cloud: oh.. What now?

Everyone: ::sweat drops::

Sephiroth: Cloud, you bring the collective IQ of this room down to -6. And we have Red in here.

Cloud: Who?

Sephiroth: Okay, you killed it, it's dead, gone, done.

Cloud: Did I miss the funeral? I'm sorry.

Riku: wow, he's got a smaller brain than sora.

Sephiroth: you only had to share one game with him, and not that long. I had to go two Whole games with this moron.

Vincent: ::puts down the news paper:: We could go see the water fires, they set them off tonight, well, actually, In about ::looks at clock:: half an hour.

Rikku: Water Fire? Isn't that an oxy-moron?

Cloud: that's a big word, it's got ::counts on his fingers:: this many syl- a-bles ::holds up nine fingers as he struggles to pronounce his last word::

Sephiroth: very good! Now lets work on the simple math. If I have a very large pointed object, and cloud has nothing but a squirrel nesting in his hair, then I take out that one cloud, how many are left?

Cloud: Is this a trick question?

Squall: wow. he is truly stupid, it's not just an act is it?

Reno: I dunno but those fires are sounding really good if we can hire a sitter for that ::points at Cloud::

Rufus: Hells no! Not with my money! I already have to pay for everything else, as much as I would like for him to stay home, if we go, he goes.

Irvine: Could we like, just give him a bottle of Lysol to play with?

Sephiroth: I already tried to get rid of him that way, he's like a cockroach, he'll keep coming back.

Irvine: Fine then, he stays with squall when we go off.

Vincent: ::to squall:: Do give your consent?

Squall: ....whatever......

Reno: Then it's settled, we go now!

::the group breaks off and files out the door::

Rufus: okay then, since I'm not only the best but the richest I will split you all into groups and give you spending money. ::looks at the mashed party:: um. Reno, Irvine, and Edge, you guys will go in one group since we really want to pretend we don't know you when we're in public. ::hands Irvine 100 for the group, The tree walk away:: then.. Squall, Cloud, Riku, Red, and Cecil will go in another group. ::hands squall 300 for their group::

Riku: Oh joy of all joys, I'm with the losers.

Squall: . whatever... ::shrugs and grabs cloud's wrist as if cloud were a child:: come on, we need to get him some stacker 2 or some kind of drug to make his brain work.

Riku: Agreed.

::they walk off::

Rufus: mmm... kay.. well, anywho, Vincent, Sephiroth, Rikku, Locke, and Yuffie are in the other group. ::hands Vincent 500 dolars::

Sephiroth: ::mutters:: I'm going to be a paraplegic by the end of the night...

Locke: why Vincent! He's a wet blanket! He won't let us do anything Illegal!

Rikku & Yuffie: yeah!

Vincent: I can be cool too! I can live my life on the edge of a knife!

Rikku: A butter knife maybe.

Vincent: ::hangs head::

Rufus: and then Tidus, Edgar, Zidane, Kain, and myself will go in another group. There ya go. My talent never seases to impress me. ::wipes eye::

What will happen next? Well, I guess we'll find out. unless I dramaticly loose intrest in this story.. But I highly doubt that will happen.