BLOOPERS!
Chapter One
Scene 6
Take 1
"Hey, Vegeta, how'd you get off the island?" Goku asked sitting up.
"Um… we are ON the island." Vegeta said. Goku looked around.
"Oh…" Goku pointed his finger at his head and started twirling it. "SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!! Rusty wheels TURNING!"
Everyone on the set cracked up laughing, but Vegeta was laughing the most. "THAT'S FOR SURE!"
"Cu-hu-hut!" The Director yelled, trying not to laugh.
Chapter One
Scene 6
Take 5
"Yep," Chi-Chi punched her fist past her hand. "Oops!"
"Ugh…Chi-Chi!" Goku whined. "That's the fourth time, now!"
"Sorry…"
Chapter Three
Scene 2
Take 2
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth! My two front teeth! My two front teeth! All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!" Goten sang. "And lots of orange juice! LOTS of orange juice!" Goten grabbed his father's leg and shook it as he said: "LOTS of- what was my line, again?"
Goku started laughing and the Director sighed. "LOTS of orange juice, Daddy!"
"Oh, yeah!" Goten smiled. "I'm sorry, let's do it again!"
Chapter 3
Scene 6
Take 10
"Hm?" Goku looked up from his Pop Tart, which was still toasting in the toaster.
"Because I was saving that for myself, dear." Gohan thought he was going to be sick.
"Okay, that was a little more information than I NEEDED." Gohan walked back to his room. There was a long pause as the screen switches back to Goku. He is still standing in front of the toaster.
"Pst!" Chi-Chi whispered. "Goku, it's your line!"
"Okay, cut!" The Director ordered. "What's wrong?"
"The Pop Tart is stuck!" Goku chuckled and pulled something out of a drawer and stuck it down in the toaster. The next thing everyone knew he was being electrocuted.
"Oh my gosh, GOKU!" Chi-Chi was the first to reach him.
"Some advice to all of you readers-" Goku paused. "Never stick a fork in a plugged-in toaster!" Goku held up a REALLY screwed up, bent fork.
Chapter 4
Scene 2
Take 2
"I'm so bored…" Gohan said to Videl. "Wanna go check and see what Goten and Trunks are doing?"
"Um…okay." The two walked off down the hall, and Gohan opened the door. The young couple froze at what they saw/heard. Goten was playing with his doll's hair.
"Adrienne, I thought I knew you! Once again you used me, used me- no! Wait! I got it wrong again!" Trunks blushed. "This is so hard!"
Chapter 5
Scene 9
Take 4
"Fuuuuu-" Bulma, Videl, and Chi-Chi did the prance towards each other. "Sionnnnn-" They punched their fists outwards and pointed their knees towards each other. "HA!" The three went to put their fingers together, but ended up with their fingers in awkward positions. "Uh-oh!"
Everyone shielded their eyes from the light and Vegeta was the first to speak- or more… LAUGH: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!"
Chibel wasn't in her normal state- she was extremely fat. "It's gonna take forever for them to finally get it right!" Gohan whined.
"Hey, guys? I'm getting rope burn…" Trunks stated.
Chapter 5
Scene 9
Take 13
"YOU HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!" Frieza yelled. "And you won't kill me, so I'm going to kill your sons! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
"Gr…." Chibel growled, then looked down at Goku. Goku shrugged. Chibel crossed her arms: "FINE! How do I kill you?"
"Okay! It's about TIME you killed me!" Frieza pushed the boys forward, and pointed his finger at the rope. He blasted it, and it snapped, but he hadn't pushed the boys hard enough.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" The boys screamed, as they started towards the lava. Chibel went to grab the rope, but missed. Chibel started freaking out as the three boys fell into the lava. Chibel ran around the top of the volcano like an idiot about three times before the boys emerged from the lava on fire.
Frieza picked up a fire hose and sprayed them with water. He shut it off and the boys stood there sopping, glaring at Chibel.
"Well, don't look at me!" Chibel said, putting her hands on her hips. "If Chi-Chi didn't have that hand eye coordination problem!"
Chapter 5
Scene 9
Take 18
"YOU HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!" Frieza yelled. "And you won't kill me, so I'm going to kill your sons! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
"Gr…." Chibel growled, then looked down at Goku. Goku shrugged. Chibel crossed her arms: "FINE! How do I kill you?"
"Okay! It's about TIME you killed me!" Frieza pushed the boys forward, and pointed his finger at the rope. He blasted it, and it snapped, but he hadn't pushed the boys hard enough.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" The boys screamed, as they started towards the lava, but Chibel went to grab the rope, but missed… again! Chibel started freaking out like last time as the three boys fell into the lava again.
"CHI-CHI!!!!!!!!!" The Director yelled.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Goten, Gohan, and Trunks jumped out of the lava screaming and on fire. Frieza, once again, stopped the fire with his water hose.
"That is the FIFTH time!" Gohan yelled.
"The ninth!" Goten exclaimed, jumping up.
"I can't work like this! I will be in my TRAILER!" Gohan stormed off.
"No, it's the fifth," Goku said. "Can't you count?"
"No!" Goten shook his head. "Not properly, anyway!"
"Hey, where are my eyebrows?" Trunks asked, feeling around his forehead.
So the fic had to wait a few days for Trunks' eyebrows (A/n: That poor child!) to grow back…
Chapter 5
Scene 9
Take 19
"YOU HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!" Frieza yelled. "And you won't kill me, so I'm going to kill your sons! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
"Gr…." Chibel growled, then looked down at Goku. Goku shrugged. Chibel crossed her arms: "FINE! How do I kill you?"
"Okay! It's about TIME you killed me!" Frieza pushed the boys forward, and pointed his finger at the rope. He blasted it, and it snapped, but he hadn't pushed the boys hard enough.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" The boys screamed, as they started towards the lava. Gohan sighed.
"Umbrellas UP!" The three Saiyan hostages opened up their umbrellas as they continued towards the lava. Chibel grabbed the rope and pulled them back up. The three boys blinked.
"Oh my gosh, she DID it!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Great!" The Director jumped out of her chair. "Now do that same exact thing, only do it along with the script!"
Chapter 5
Scene 9
Take 20
"YOU HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!" Frieza yelled. "And you won't kill me, so I'm going to kill your sons! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
"Gr…." Chibel growled, then looked down at Goku. Goku shrugged. Chibel crossed her arms: "FINE! How do I kill you?"
"Okay! It's about TIME you killed me!" Frieza pushed the boys forward, and pointed his finger at the rope. He blasted it, and it snapped, but he hadn't pushed the boys hard enough. No. This time, he REALLY hadn't pushed the boys hard enough. The boys swung a few inches, then dropped down into the lava screaming.
"FRIEZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone yelled at him. (All except Frieza: _)
"Whoops!" (Frieza: ^^;;;;;)
"Cut!" The Director order. "Nurse and Rescue Team, get in there!"
Chapter 5
Scene 9
Take 23
"SIMPLE!" Frieza pointed at the lava: "Push me in the lava!"
"What?" Gohan and Goten blinked.
"It's that simple?" Trunks asked, a tad suspicious.
"Alright…" Goku disappeared, then reappeared behind Frieza. He elbowed Frieza in the back, causing the deranged villain to fall in the lava. But just before he fell, he yelled:
"I'm NOT going down again alone!" Frieza grabbed onto Goku's leg with his tail.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku and Frieza disappeared into the lava.
"AHAHAHAHA!!!! NO MORE KAKAROTT!!!!" Vegeta started laughing some more.
"Goku! Goku!" Chi-Chi ran from one side of the volcano, to another side, looking down at different places in the lava.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Frieza and Goku jumped out of the lava, screaming and on fire, just like the boys.
"Okay, in the next fic, I promise to get stunt doubles," The Director said. She sighed. "Cut."
Well..... those didn't turn out as well as I thought they would! Oh well! FHI 3 coming soon!
Chapter One
Scene 6
Take 1
"Hey, Vegeta, how'd you get off the island?" Goku asked sitting up.
"Um… we are ON the island." Vegeta said. Goku looked around.
"Oh…" Goku pointed his finger at his head and started twirling it. "SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!! Rusty wheels TURNING!"
Everyone on the set cracked up laughing, but Vegeta was laughing the most. "THAT'S FOR SURE!"
"Cu-hu-hut!" The Director yelled, trying not to laugh.
Chapter One
Scene 6
Take 5
"Yep," Chi-Chi punched her fist past her hand. "Oops!"
"Ugh…Chi-Chi!" Goku whined. "That's the fourth time, now!"
"Sorry…"
Chapter Three
Scene 2
Take 2
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth! My two front teeth! My two front teeth! All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!" Goten sang. "And lots of orange juice! LOTS of orange juice!" Goten grabbed his father's leg and shook it as he said: "LOTS of- what was my line, again?"
Goku started laughing and the Director sighed. "LOTS of orange juice, Daddy!"
"Oh, yeah!" Goten smiled. "I'm sorry, let's do it again!"
Chapter 3
Scene 6
Take 10
"Hm?" Goku looked up from his Pop Tart, which was still toasting in the toaster.
"Because I was saving that for myself, dear." Gohan thought he was going to be sick.
"Okay, that was a little more information than I NEEDED." Gohan walked back to his room. There was a long pause as the screen switches back to Goku. He is still standing in front of the toaster.
"Pst!" Chi-Chi whispered. "Goku, it's your line!"
"Okay, cut!" The Director ordered. "What's wrong?"
"The Pop Tart is stuck!" Goku chuckled and pulled something out of a drawer and stuck it down in the toaster. The next thing everyone knew he was being electrocuted.
"Oh my gosh, GOKU!" Chi-Chi was the first to reach him.
"Some advice to all of you readers-" Goku paused. "Never stick a fork in a plugged-in toaster!" Goku held up a REALLY screwed up, bent fork.
Chapter 4
Scene 2
Take 2
"I'm so bored…" Gohan said to Videl. "Wanna go check and see what Goten and Trunks are doing?"
"Um…okay." The two walked off down the hall, and Gohan opened the door. The young couple froze at what they saw/heard. Goten was playing with his doll's hair.
"Adrienne, I thought I knew you! Once again you used me, used me- no! Wait! I got it wrong again!" Trunks blushed. "This is so hard!"
Chapter 5
Scene 9
Take 4
"Fuuuuu-" Bulma, Videl, and Chi-Chi did the prance towards each other. "Sionnnnn-" They punched their fists outwards and pointed their knees towards each other. "HA!" The three went to put their fingers together, but ended up with their fingers in awkward positions. "Uh-oh!"
Everyone shielded their eyes from the light and Vegeta was the first to speak- or more… LAUGH: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!"
Chibel wasn't in her normal state- she was extremely fat. "It's gonna take forever for them to finally get it right!" Gohan whined.
"Hey, guys? I'm getting rope burn…" Trunks stated.
Chapter 5
Scene 9
Take 13
"YOU HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!" Frieza yelled. "And you won't kill me, so I'm going to kill your sons! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
"Gr…." Chibel growled, then looked down at Goku. Goku shrugged. Chibel crossed her arms: "FINE! How do I kill you?"
"Okay! It's about TIME you killed me!" Frieza pushed the boys forward, and pointed his finger at the rope. He blasted it, and it snapped, but he hadn't pushed the boys hard enough.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" The boys screamed, as they started towards the lava. Chibel went to grab the rope, but missed. Chibel started freaking out as the three boys fell into the lava. Chibel ran around the top of the volcano like an idiot about three times before the boys emerged from the lava on fire.
Frieza picked up a fire hose and sprayed them with water. He shut it off and the boys stood there sopping, glaring at Chibel.
"Well, don't look at me!" Chibel said, putting her hands on her hips. "If Chi-Chi didn't have that hand eye coordination problem!"
Chapter 5
Scene 9
Take 18
"YOU HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!" Frieza yelled. "And you won't kill me, so I'm going to kill your sons! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
"Gr…." Chibel growled, then looked down at Goku. Goku shrugged. Chibel crossed her arms: "FINE! How do I kill you?"
"Okay! It's about TIME you killed me!" Frieza pushed the boys forward, and pointed his finger at the rope. He blasted it, and it snapped, but he hadn't pushed the boys hard enough.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" The boys screamed, as they started towards the lava, but Chibel went to grab the rope, but missed… again! Chibel started freaking out like last time as the three boys fell into the lava again.
"CHI-CHI!!!!!!!!!" The Director yelled.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Goten, Gohan, and Trunks jumped out of the lava screaming and on fire. Frieza, once again, stopped the fire with his water hose.
"That is the FIFTH time!" Gohan yelled.
"The ninth!" Goten exclaimed, jumping up.
"I can't work like this! I will be in my TRAILER!" Gohan stormed off.
"No, it's the fifth," Goku said. "Can't you count?"
"No!" Goten shook his head. "Not properly, anyway!"
"Hey, where are my eyebrows?" Trunks asked, feeling around his forehead.
So the fic had to wait a few days for Trunks' eyebrows (A/n: That poor child!) to grow back…
Chapter 5
Scene 9
Take 19
"YOU HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!" Frieza yelled. "And you won't kill me, so I'm going to kill your sons! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
"Gr…." Chibel growled, then looked down at Goku. Goku shrugged. Chibel crossed her arms: "FINE! How do I kill you?"
"Okay! It's about TIME you killed me!" Frieza pushed the boys forward, and pointed his finger at the rope. He blasted it, and it snapped, but he hadn't pushed the boys hard enough.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" The boys screamed, as they started towards the lava. Gohan sighed.
"Umbrellas UP!" The three Saiyan hostages opened up their umbrellas as they continued towards the lava. Chibel grabbed the rope and pulled them back up. The three boys blinked.
"Oh my gosh, she DID it!" Trunks exclaimed.
"Great!" The Director jumped out of her chair. "Now do that same exact thing, only do it along with the script!"
Chapter 5
Scene 9
Take 20
"YOU HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!" Frieza yelled. "And you won't kill me, so I'm going to kill your sons! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
"Gr…." Chibel growled, then looked down at Goku. Goku shrugged. Chibel crossed her arms: "FINE! How do I kill you?"
"Okay! It's about TIME you killed me!" Frieza pushed the boys forward, and pointed his finger at the rope. He blasted it, and it snapped, but he hadn't pushed the boys hard enough. No. This time, he REALLY hadn't pushed the boys hard enough. The boys swung a few inches, then dropped down into the lava screaming.
"FRIEZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone yelled at him. (All except Frieza: _)
"Whoops!" (Frieza: ^^;;;;;)
"Cut!" The Director order. "Nurse and Rescue Team, get in there!"
Chapter 5
Scene 9
Take 23
"SIMPLE!" Frieza pointed at the lava: "Push me in the lava!"
"What?" Gohan and Goten blinked.
"It's that simple?" Trunks asked, a tad suspicious.
"Alright…" Goku disappeared, then reappeared behind Frieza. He elbowed Frieza in the back, causing the deranged villain to fall in the lava. But just before he fell, he yelled:
"I'm NOT going down again alone!" Frieza grabbed onto Goku's leg with his tail.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku and Frieza disappeared into the lava.
"AHAHAHAHA!!!! NO MORE KAKAROTT!!!!" Vegeta started laughing some more.
"Goku! Goku!" Chi-Chi ran from one side of the volcano, to another side, looking down at different places in the lava.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Frieza and Goku jumped out of the lava, screaming and on fire, just like the boys.
"Okay, in the next fic, I promise to get stunt doubles," The Director said. She sighed. "Cut."
Well..... those didn't turn out as well as I thought they would! Oh well! FHI 3 coming soon!