Disclaimer: I don't own Wufei. I don't own Wufei's birthday. I don't own
Heero, Trowa, Duo, Quatre, or any of their parents. I also do not own
Mulan. I'm quite sorry. I probably don't own doorbell's either, but who's
checking? ^^ In case you haven't read any of my other fanfics, I'm the
author who produced such classics as "Lollypop Guild" and "What Happened
After." For now, I'll only be writing humorous fanfics, but if you email,
(OR REVIEW!), me, I'll take on more serious stuff. Anyway, read the story,
tell me what you think, or get yer thumbs cut off. ^^ Ja ne!
Wufei's Birthday!: According to KChan ^^
Wufei- He is waiting in the middle of an empty room watching Mulan as always. "When will my reflection show.... who I am... insiiiiide...." Sighs happily. "Oh Mulan... you are the prettiest blossom among a feild of thorns...." Doorbell rings. "JOY! They're here!" Runs to the door.
Heero- Stands there with a neatly wrapped present. "Greetings Wufei. I have come in order to complete my mission of invatation."
Heero's mom- "Now be a good killer and destroy everything you see son."
Heero- "I will. Now. You're mission is to leave."
Heero's mom- "Mission accepted." A giant helecopter appears out of nowhere and picks her up. They fly off into the sunset.
Wufei- Grabs the present from Heero and his sleeping bag. "I'm thrilled you came. Really. No I'm not joking. I am."
Wufei's mom- Enters and stands about 3 feet away. "Who's your friend Wufei? I hope he respects personal space... otherwise I might have to kill him..."
Heero- Smiles. "I like you."
Wufei- "Now mother...." Doorbell rings. "JOY!" Opens the door quickly and smile fades fast.
Trowa- Is standing there with a new chalkboard. He holds it up. Hello Wufei. Happy Birthday. I'm glad you invited me even though you said you.... hated me....
Wufei's mom- Reads it off. "Well isn't that nice..."
Wufei- Gets red in the face. "WHY WON'T YOU TALK! YOU STUPID FREAK! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO TALK!?!?!?!?"
Trowa- Shrugs and walks over to his mom to shake her hand.
Wufei's mom- "PERSONAL SPACE! 3 FEET NOW!" She jumps away in order to regain her personal space.
Quatre and Duo- Walk up to the open door with presents and sleeping bags.
Duo- "Hey Wuffie! Where's the food!? I'm starving! Hey! You got any sugar??? I LOVE sugar! Don't you Quatre!?"
Quatre- "I'm not allowed to have sugar.... my mom says its one of the few things that can make me go crazy." Smiles
Wufei- "Now that everyone is here, we can begin!" Runs into the other room and puts on Mulan again.
Duo- Looks surprised. "Aww.... but we already watched this at Quatres.... Why can't we watch something else! Stop copying Quatre you copy cat Wufei! Wufei's a copy cat... Wufei's a copy cat..."
Wufei- Points at Duo. "SILENCE KNAVE! DO NOT FORCE ME TO TIE YOU UP AND MAKE YOU BE SILENT!"
Duo- Imediately shuts up.
Quatre- "Wufei... that's just... not nice. We're friends... Besides. We shouldn't be fighting at all!" His eyes begin to get teary. "And... I don't like Mulan... it's got too much fighting in it..."
Heero- Starts to fall asleep.
Trowa- Holds up his chalkboard. I'm bored. I don't like this movie. I wanna go home. I'm going to the kitchen.... He silently gets up and walks away.
Wufei's mom- From the kitchen... "PERSONAL SPACE! 3 FEET! NOW!"
Wufie- Sighs in displeasure. "I guess I'll have to watch Mulan later.... when there will be no inturruptions..." Stands up. "Come. We may eat now. He leads the others into the kitchen where there is nothing but mats spaced 3 feet apart on the floor. On each mat is a bowl of rice, a bowl of water, and some chopsticks.
Duo- Sits down on his mat and starts shovling rice in with his hand. He looks at Wufei with his mouth full. "Hey Wuffie. Where's the sugar???"
Heero- Pours some kool-aid mix from his bag into the water and stirs it up with a chopstick.
Duo- "HOW COME HEERO GETS KOOL-AID?!?!?! I WANT SOME KOOL-AID! HEERO GIMME SOME KOOL-AID!!!"
Heero- Glares harshly at Duo. "No knave. We must ration the kool-aid."
Quatre- Picks up his set of chopsticks and looks at the questionly. "Umm... I know how to do this!" Looks at Wufei and Trowa who are eating perfectly with the chopsticks. He dips his set into the rice and attempts to do it like them, but fails miserabley, spilling rice all over himself. "I don't like these forks... they're funny."
Trowa- Holds up his chalkboard. They're not forks Quatre. They're chopsticks.
Quatre- Squints at the board. "I see a... a... a Q! A Q! That means my name is on there! I can't read the first word.... not... can't read that... Quatre!... can't read that word... can't read that either..."
Wufei- "Trowa you're so stuuuupid! 'Not Quatre'? Of course he's Quatre! Unless... Hey! Are you really a hun bent on taking over China?!!??!" Glares at Quatre. "You evil evil EEEEEvil Knave!!!!"
Quatre- Begins to sob a little. "I don't know what a hun or a knave is... but I know Door was one... I'M NOT LIKE DOOR!!!!" Runs out of the room crying.
Trowa- Wufei. I think you should apologize to Quatre.
Wufei- Squints at the board. "Wufei... I.... can't read that... you... can't read those.... to... Quatre. 'Wufei I you to Quatre???" What does that mean?" Wufei looks confused.
Trowa- Sighs. Nevermind....
Duo- Looks up from his rice, his face covered in butter, water and salt. "What's going on??? I was too busy being smart to notice anything."
Wufei's mom- "It's time for cake and presents."
Wufei- "Joy!"
Heero- Crosses his arms and leans against a wall. "Whatever lady."
Wufei's mom- "I like him. He respects our personal space. Unlike that blond crazy kid... hey. Where is he anyway?"
Quatre- Pops up from behind a bush outside the door. "Here I am!"
Wufei's mom- "Darn... I thought he went home..." begins to swear in Chinese.
KChan: Well this is chappie one! ^^ How do you like it so far? Review and I MIGHT post some more if I feel like it. You know how stubborn us KChans are. Anyway, I'll probably post chappie two up today or tomorrow. depending on how bored I am.
Wufei's Birthday!: According to KChan ^^
Wufei- He is waiting in the middle of an empty room watching Mulan as always. "When will my reflection show.... who I am... insiiiiide...." Sighs happily. "Oh Mulan... you are the prettiest blossom among a feild of thorns...." Doorbell rings. "JOY! They're here!" Runs to the door.
Heero- Stands there with a neatly wrapped present. "Greetings Wufei. I have come in order to complete my mission of invatation."
Heero's mom- "Now be a good killer and destroy everything you see son."
Heero- "I will. Now. You're mission is to leave."
Heero's mom- "Mission accepted." A giant helecopter appears out of nowhere and picks her up. They fly off into the sunset.
Wufei- Grabs the present from Heero and his sleeping bag. "I'm thrilled you came. Really. No I'm not joking. I am."
Wufei's mom- Enters and stands about 3 feet away. "Who's your friend Wufei? I hope he respects personal space... otherwise I might have to kill him..."
Heero- Smiles. "I like you."
Wufei- "Now mother...." Doorbell rings. "JOY!" Opens the door quickly and smile fades fast.
Trowa- Is standing there with a new chalkboard. He holds it up. Hello Wufei. Happy Birthday. I'm glad you invited me even though you said you.... hated me....
Wufei's mom- Reads it off. "Well isn't that nice..."
Wufei- Gets red in the face. "WHY WON'T YOU TALK! YOU STUPID FREAK! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO TALK!?!?!?!?"
Trowa- Shrugs and walks over to his mom to shake her hand.
Wufei's mom- "PERSONAL SPACE! 3 FEET NOW!" She jumps away in order to regain her personal space.
Quatre and Duo- Walk up to the open door with presents and sleeping bags.
Duo- "Hey Wuffie! Where's the food!? I'm starving! Hey! You got any sugar??? I LOVE sugar! Don't you Quatre!?"
Quatre- "I'm not allowed to have sugar.... my mom says its one of the few things that can make me go crazy." Smiles
Wufei- "Now that everyone is here, we can begin!" Runs into the other room and puts on Mulan again.
Duo- Looks surprised. "Aww.... but we already watched this at Quatres.... Why can't we watch something else! Stop copying Quatre you copy cat Wufei! Wufei's a copy cat... Wufei's a copy cat..."
Wufei- Points at Duo. "SILENCE KNAVE! DO NOT FORCE ME TO TIE YOU UP AND MAKE YOU BE SILENT!"
Duo- Imediately shuts up.
Quatre- "Wufei... that's just... not nice. We're friends... Besides. We shouldn't be fighting at all!" His eyes begin to get teary. "And... I don't like Mulan... it's got too much fighting in it..."
Heero- Starts to fall asleep.
Trowa- Holds up his chalkboard. I'm bored. I don't like this movie. I wanna go home. I'm going to the kitchen.... He silently gets up and walks away.
Wufei's mom- From the kitchen... "PERSONAL SPACE! 3 FEET! NOW!"
Wufie- Sighs in displeasure. "I guess I'll have to watch Mulan later.... when there will be no inturruptions..." Stands up. "Come. We may eat now. He leads the others into the kitchen where there is nothing but mats spaced 3 feet apart on the floor. On each mat is a bowl of rice, a bowl of water, and some chopsticks.
Duo- Sits down on his mat and starts shovling rice in with his hand. He looks at Wufei with his mouth full. "Hey Wuffie. Where's the sugar???"
Heero- Pours some kool-aid mix from his bag into the water and stirs it up with a chopstick.
Duo- "HOW COME HEERO GETS KOOL-AID?!?!?! I WANT SOME KOOL-AID! HEERO GIMME SOME KOOL-AID!!!"
Heero- Glares harshly at Duo. "No knave. We must ration the kool-aid."
Quatre- Picks up his set of chopsticks and looks at the questionly. "Umm... I know how to do this!" Looks at Wufei and Trowa who are eating perfectly with the chopsticks. He dips his set into the rice and attempts to do it like them, but fails miserabley, spilling rice all over himself. "I don't like these forks... they're funny."
Trowa- Holds up his chalkboard. They're not forks Quatre. They're chopsticks.
Quatre- Squints at the board. "I see a... a... a Q! A Q! That means my name is on there! I can't read the first word.... not... can't read that... Quatre!... can't read that word... can't read that either..."
Wufei- "Trowa you're so stuuuupid! 'Not Quatre'? Of course he's Quatre! Unless... Hey! Are you really a hun bent on taking over China?!!??!" Glares at Quatre. "You evil evil EEEEEvil Knave!!!!"
Quatre- Begins to sob a little. "I don't know what a hun or a knave is... but I know Door was one... I'M NOT LIKE DOOR!!!!" Runs out of the room crying.
Trowa- Wufei. I think you should apologize to Quatre.
Wufei- Squints at the board. "Wufei... I.... can't read that... you... can't read those.... to... Quatre. 'Wufei I you to Quatre???" What does that mean?" Wufei looks confused.
Trowa- Sighs. Nevermind....
Duo- Looks up from his rice, his face covered in butter, water and salt. "What's going on??? I was too busy being smart to notice anything."
Wufei's mom- "It's time for cake and presents."
Wufei- "Joy!"
Heero- Crosses his arms and leans against a wall. "Whatever lady."
Wufei's mom- "I like him. He respects our personal space. Unlike that blond crazy kid... hey. Where is he anyway?"
Quatre- Pops up from behind a bush outside the door. "Here I am!"
Wufei's mom- "Darn... I thought he went home..." begins to swear in Chinese.
KChan: Well this is chappie one! ^^ How do you like it so far? Review and I MIGHT post some more if I feel like it. You know how stubborn us KChans are. Anyway, I'll probably post chappie two up today or tomorrow. depending on how bored I am.