Disclaimer: The second part! You begged me, you earned it! Sorry for all
the Quatre bashing. He's just supposed to be a cute and lovable little kid
who is completely misunderstood. Kinda like Trowa-chan and his chalkboard.
^^ But, I will continue to write, and maybe. MAYBE if you beg me reaaaaaal
nice, I'll make birthday's for all the chibi Gundam pilots. ^^ Keep
reviewing! Keep giving me idea's!
KChan- Walks by with little sign saying "Wufei's B-Day Part DOS!"
Heero- Hands Wufei his present. "Your mission is to open mine first."
Wufei- Takes the present and unwraps it. It's.... "Joy...." Another gun. What a surprise. "Uhhh... Thanks Heero. I can now shoot anyone who invades my personal space."
Trowa- Hands Wufei his present. I hope you like it.
Wufei- Opens the present and sees a card. Gives it to his mom to read to them. His mom takes it and begins to read.
Wufei's mom- "Wufei. I've been taking speach lessons with my parents. I hope you'll ask me tonight to talk so I may try out what I've learned. You can tell me if I'm speaking correctly or not. I know how much you've wanted me to talk so tonight, this is my gift to you."
Wufei- "This present sucks. I want a new one." Looks at Trowa. "Talk stupid."
Trowa- Shakily puts down the chalkboard and clears his throat. Everyone stares at him waiting for him to speak. Looks around and begins slowly. "I... I wish you.... a merry.... birthday..."
Everyone- Is silent.
Trowa- Picks up his chalkboard and goes to sulk in the corner.
Wufei- "Wow.... he sounds somehow... older than his age..." Runs over and starts hitting Trowa on the head. "TALK AGAIN KNAVE!"
Wufei's mom- "Wufei! You have more presents to open! Get your butt over here! But not too close... Personal Space..."
Wufei- "Goodie!" Grabs Duo's present which is wrapped in old newspapers. "Hnnn...?"
Duo: "It's official Old Newspaper style birthday wrapping! Very very very expensive!"
Wufei- "Riiiiight" Opens the present. "It's a... a..." Begins to cry.
Duo- "What? It's a Mulan doll" Looks at the doll which is all scratches up and the hair puffs out. It's got all sorts of crud all over it and looks like its been through the sewer a couple times.
Wufei- Tosses the doll to the ground breathing heavliy. Reaches for another present and grabs Quatre's present. Tares it open and looks at it weirdly. "It's a... umm... a...."
Quatre: "It's a picture of all of us!" He squeaks happily, obviously pleased with himself.
Wufei- Tosses the picture aside and sits back on his mat. "What a dissapointing birthday... MOM! I WANT A NEW BIRTHDAY!" Begins to sob. "Everyone is soooooo horrible! Stuuuupid knaves!" Runs over to Trowa and starts hitting him again.
Trowa- Begins to get red in the face. "......" Picks up his chalkboard, but then puts it down, making a HUGE desicion. "...CUT....IT.... OUT.... NOW....!"
Wufei- Takes a step back at Trowa's loud booming voice. "a... ah... haha... um... don't hurt me!!!" Runs to a corner and sits there shivering. Heero- Yawns. "Well... this officially sucked. I'm going to bed..." Walks off into the living room.
Duo- "Wait up Heero!" Grins and turns to everyone else. "Heero has kool- aid... Sugar... sugar... SUGAR!" Runs off to the living room after Heero.
Quatre- Pulls a doll out of his sleeping bag and cuddles it. "I'm sleepy... and bored... and liable to go crazy, so I think I'll go to bed!" Smiles, chirps happily, and skips off into the living room.
Trowa- Picks up his chalkboard and glares at Wufei. "...don't... .make me.... use my voice... like that... EVER... again..." Walks out into the living room.
Wufei's mom- "That went surprisingly well..." Walks off to her room which has everything 3 feet from everything else.
Wufei- Sniffles. "Everyone hates me..." Picks up Heero's gun. "This is a crappy birthday present!" Throws the gun against the wall. Picks up the Mulan doll. "And this sucks! It's scary and creepy and scary!" Throws it against the other wall. Gets up angerly and stalks off into the living room.
Quatre- "Hey Trowa... wanna play spin the bottle? It's what my sister's play with me!" Smiles.
Trowa- Raises and eyebrow at Quatre.
Heero- "Spin the bottle is for guys AND girls... not just guys..."
Quatre- "It's only kissing silly!" Laughs and kisses Heero on the cheek.
Heero- "AHHHHHH!!!! I'VE BEEN CONTAMINATED!" Falls over, legs and arms twitching every now and then.
KChan- Walks by with little sign saying "Wufei's B-Day Part DOS!"
Heero- Hands Wufei his present. "Your mission is to open mine first."
Wufei- Takes the present and unwraps it. It's.... "Joy...." Another gun. What a surprise. "Uhhh... Thanks Heero. I can now shoot anyone who invades my personal space."
Trowa- Hands Wufei his present. I hope you like it.
Wufei- Opens the present and sees a card. Gives it to his mom to read to them. His mom takes it and begins to read.
Wufei's mom- "Wufei. I've been taking speach lessons with my parents. I hope you'll ask me tonight to talk so I may try out what I've learned. You can tell me if I'm speaking correctly or not. I know how much you've wanted me to talk so tonight, this is my gift to you."
Wufei- "This present sucks. I want a new one." Looks at Trowa. "Talk stupid."
Trowa- Shakily puts down the chalkboard and clears his throat. Everyone stares at him waiting for him to speak. Looks around and begins slowly. "I... I wish you.... a merry.... birthday..."
Everyone- Is silent.
Trowa- Picks up his chalkboard and goes to sulk in the corner.
Wufei- "Wow.... he sounds somehow... older than his age..." Runs over and starts hitting Trowa on the head. "TALK AGAIN KNAVE!"
Wufei's mom- "Wufei! You have more presents to open! Get your butt over here! But not too close... Personal Space..."
Wufei- "Goodie!" Grabs Duo's present which is wrapped in old newspapers. "Hnnn...?"
Duo: "It's official Old Newspaper style birthday wrapping! Very very very expensive!"
Wufei- "Riiiiight" Opens the present. "It's a... a..." Begins to cry.
Duo- "What? It's a Mulan doll" Looks at the doll which is all scratches up and the hair puffs out. It's got all sorts of crud all over it and looks like its been through the sewer a couple times.
Wufei- Tosses the doll to the ground breathing heavliy. Reaches for another present and grabs Quatre's present. Tares it open and looks at it weirdly. "It's a... umm... a...."
Quatre: "It's a picture of all of us!" He squeaks happily, obviously pleased with himself.
Wufei- Tosses the picture aside and sits back on his mat. "What a dissapointing birthday... MOM! I WANT A NEW BIRTHDAY!" Begins to sob. "Everyone is soooooo horrible! Stuuuupid knaves!" Runs over to Trowa and starts hitting him again.
Trowa- Begins to get red in the face. "......" Picks up his chalkboard, but then puts it down, making a HUGE desicion. "...CUT....IT.... OUT.... NOW....!"
Wufei- Takes a step back at Trowa's loud booming voice. "a... ah... haha... um... don't hurt me!!!" Runs to a corner and sits there shivering. Heero- Yawns. "Well... this officially sucked. I'm going to bed..." Walks off into the living room.
Duo- "Wait up Heero!" Grins and turns to everyone else. "Heero has kool- aid... Sugar... sugar... SUGAR!" Runs off to the living room after Heero.
Quatre- Pulls a doll out of his sleeping bag and cuddles it. "I'm sleepy... and bored... and liable to go crazy, so I think I'll go to bed!" Smiles, chirps happily, and skips off into the living room.
Trowa- Picks up his chalkboard and glares at Wufei. "...don't... .make me.... use my voice... like that... EVER... again..." Walks out into the living room.
Wufei's mom- "That went surprisingly well..." Walks off to her room which has everything 3 feet from everything else.
Wufei- Sniffles. "Everyone hates me..." Picks up Heero's gun. "This is a crappy birthday present!" Throws the gun against the wall. Picks up the Mulan doll. "And this sucks! It's scary and creepy and scary!" Throws it against the other wall. Gets up angerly and stalks off into the living room.
Quatre- "Hey Trowa... wanna play spin the bottle? It's what my sister's play with me!" Smiles.
Trowa- Raises and eyebrow at Quatre.
Heero- "Spin the bottle is for guys AND girls... not just guys..."
Quatre- "It's only kissing silly!" Laughs and kisses Heero on the cheek.
Heero- "AHHHHHH!!!! I'VE BEEN CONTAMINATED!" Falls over, legs and arms twitching every now and then.