Disclaimer: I know I know. I haven't updated in awhile. I'm sure you were all waiting by your computers waiting for me to update too. ^^; Sorries. I just had some writers block. No problem right? Right. Well, this is the third part. I'm planning to make it possibly four or five parts. Then I'll start working on Heeros Birthday! I'm also going to do Triezes. heh heh heh. Now! Onto the story!

*Hammer Space is basically thin air.

KChan- Walks by with another sign stating "Wufei's Birthday Part Three!"

Heero- "AHHHHH!!!! I'VE BEEN CONTAMINATED!" Falls over, legs and arms twitching every now and then.

Wufei- Quickly runs over to a potted plant, picks it up, and dumps it on Heero, who begins to cough up dirt.

Heero- Snaps out his gun. "Tell me WHY you did that, or I may have to kill you. No. I'm going to kill you anyway."

Quatre- Cowers in a corner. "We shouldn't be fighting at all!"

Trowa- Shrugs and goes back to playing with the bottle.

Wufei- "MOM! HEERO HAS A GUN!" Dives behind the couch.

Wufei's Mom- Quickly grabs the gun out of Heeros hand and places it in a locked drawer with the other one.

Heero- Pouts. "You're all knaves. Every single one of you."

Wufei's Dad- Walks into the room, slamming the door. He begins to yell at Wufei in Chinese. "Why have you not watched Mulan today?! I can tell you know! The tape isn't even warm!"

Wufei- Bows low, sitting down in front of his father. "I am sorry father."

Wufei's Dad- "You dishonor me." Turns and walks back out.

Wufei- Glares at Heero, Duo, Quatre, and Trowa. "Now look what you have done!!!"

Duo- Jumps onto Wufei's shoulders causing him to fall over. "I want more sugar! Now now now!"

Heero- Sighs deeply. "I am going to bed."

Trowa- Wanders out of the room and to his sleeping bag. Quietly unpacks it, lays it out on the floor and crawls into it. He is asleep in seconds.

Wufei- Sniffling. "My father is dishonored."

Wufei's Mom- Pats Wufei on the head and walks to bed.

Quatre- Peaks out from his corner. "Is it safe to come out yet?"

Heero- "No, Quatre. There is a killer bunny out here. It just ate Trowa."

Quatre- Begins to cry. "NO! NOT TROWA!"

Heero- Smirking. "Oh no. Now it's eating Duo's hair."

Duo- Catching on to Heero's plan. "OH!!! NOOOOO! STOP! DON'T EAT ME MR.KILLER BUNNY!"

Quatre- Starts to shake, laughing a little. ".Bunny. eating. Duo?. Ahaha. hahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Heero- "Now that is more like it."

Quatre- Stands up, pulling out a knife from hammer space* "I won't forget. And I won't let YOU forget either!!!"

...........To be continued...........

KChan- So, how'd you like it? ^^ Next time, we'll see if Quatre is really gonna kill everyone! Heero seems pretty happy about it. Of course Heero DID try to blow himself up in the Gundam Wing episodes. He hasn't changed much has he?