Disclaimer: I know I know! I haven't been regular with my updates! Please
try not to hurt me! This is the. Fourth part of the Wufei Birthday Series!
Yay! Sorry to those who have been waiting for this. I'll try and make it a
bit longer than the others. Well, onward to the wonderful story! ^^
*****Wufei- "To all those who don't know, a knave is a very stupid, and
unprodigious person." ^^
Wufei's Birthday. PART FOUR
Quatre- "Ehehehehe.. It ate them. ahahahaha. C'MERE RABBIT!"
Duo- Looks at Quatre "Um. was that supposed to happen?."
Heero- Pulls out another gun. "It's settled. My mission is to shoot Quatre with these conviently located tranquilizer darts."
Wufei- Covers his eyes and whimpers.
Quatre- "GUUUUUUUUCHUWALAWALAWALA!" Dives at Heero, knocking the gun out of his hand.
Heero- Falls backward, hitting the couch. He begins to sniffle, but resists the urge to cry.
Quatre- Suddenly falls over, fast asleep.
Heero- "." Looks up and sees Wufei's Mom standing over Quatre.
Wufei's Mom- "I had to take him out. G'night darlings." Walks back to her room.
Wufei- Looking up ".Is it over?. I think I wet myself."
Heero- "I think our mission should be to go to bed now." Wanders off in search of new prey.
Wufei- Faints, now exhausted.
~The next morning..~
Heero- Walks back into the living room, holding a random squirrel.
Trowa- Holds up his chalkboard "What's with the squirrel?"
Heero- Looks at him, blinking as if it were a stupid question. ".Dinner." Quietly walks to his bag and puts it away.
Wufei- Is huddled in a corner clinging to his Mulan pillow. ".T.That was bad. I want you to all go away!"
Quatre- Slowly wakes up, stretching. He looks around the room, then smiles "Howdy! Good morning birthday boy!" Walks over to Wufei who immediately scatters to the other side of the room.
Heero- Whips out his tranquilizer gun ".Are you sane, knave?"
Quatre- With tears in his eyes "Of course I am.. Why wouldn't I be?." He begins to sniffle.
Duo- Cheerfully. "You went psycho last night and tried to kill everyone even me and it was kind of scary even though you're usually not all that scary because you're kind of a loser but you didn't hear that from me and I'm just telling you what happened and stuff!"
Quatre- Blinks "Okay then Duo." Smile smile.
Heero- "The knave doesn't remember. Too bad."
KChan- Sorry that took so long! I still have writer's block. That and MIDTERMS! Duh duh duh!!!. Anyway, I'll try to finish it in chappie four. Sorry to keep you all waiting! I wish I had updated this sooner. I might have gotten more reviews. Sniff.
Quatre- "Ehehehehe.. It ate them. ahahahaha. C'MERE RABBIT!"
Duo- Looks at Quatre "Um. was that supposed to happen?."
Heero- Pulls out another gun. "It's settled. My mission is to shoot Quatre with these conviently located tranquilizer darts."
Wufei- Covers his eyes and whimpers.
Quatre- "GUUUUUUUUCHUWALAWALAWALA!" Dives at Heero, knocking the gun out of his hand.
Heero- Falls backward, hitting the couch. He begins to sniffle, but resists the urge to cry.
Quatre- Suddenly falls over, fast asleep.
Heero- "." Looks up and sees Wufei's Mom standing over Quatre.
Wufei's Mom- "I had to take him out. G'night darlings." Walks back to her room.
Wufei- Looking up ".Is it over?. I think I wet myself."
Heero- "I think our mission should be to go to bed now." Wanders off in search of new prey.
Wufei- Faints, now exhausted.
~The next morning..~
Heero- Walks back into the living room, holding a random squirrel.
Trowa- Holds up his chalkboard "What's with the squirrel?"
Heero- Looks at him, blinking as if it were a stupid question. ".Dinner." Quietly walks to his bag and puts it away.
Wufei- Is huddled in a corner clinging to his Mulan pillow. ".T.That was bad. I want you to all go away!"
Quatre- Slowly wakes up, stretching. He looks around the room, then smiles "Howdy! Good morning birthday boy!" Walks over to Wufei who immediately scatters to the other side of the room.
Heero- Whips out his tranquilizer gun ".Are you sane, knave?"
Quatre- With tears in his eyes "Of course I am.. Why wouldn't I be?." He begins to sniffle.
Duo- Cheerfully. "You went psycho last night and tried to kill everyone even me and it was kind of scary even though you're usually not all that scary because you're kind of a loser but you didn't hear that from me and I'm just telling you what happened and stuff!"
Quatre- Blinks "Okay then Duo." Smile smile.
Heero- "The knave doesn't remember. Too bad."
KChan- Sorry that took so long! I still have writer's block. That and MIDTERMS! Duh duh duh!!!. Anyway, I'll try to finish it in chappie four. Sorry to keep you all waiting! I wish I had updated this sooner. I might have gotten more reviews. Sniff.