Author's Note: I was thinking about you guys when I wrote this. I know you miss my writing, but more to come soon!.Thanks to Saavik for typing this up. (hehehe Welcomes T 'ole pal)

The Cheesy Truth

Cat: You know what you look like to me with your long ears and long tail? You look like a mouse, a juicy, plump mouse, with a little fat. Good nutrition's what you like, but you aren't full of nutrition are you, little mousy? And that squeak you've tried so desperately to muffle: pure Squeaky Squeakers. What's you father Squeaky? Is he a Squeaker rat? Is he a big cheese? You know how fast the cats find you and all your tedious resting places and small food stashes? All you ever dreamed of was getting out, going to the city, find some G.S.C.(Green Stinky Cheese)

Mouse: You say a lot kitty, but are you smart enough to catch me? What about it? Why don't. Why don't you stick your long clawed paws in here and catch me? Or maybe you're afraid to.

Cat: A big rat once tried to tempt me. I ate him tail first, with a tuna fish, and a nice bowl of water. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP