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WAR-RING-Contains some Out-of-the ordinary couples and silly Yaoi/Shonen Ai/Slash (This is the first I ever made with that in it so I don't know if that's good). Game/Anime charters WAAAYYY out of...charter and...well...just plain odd...You have been warned.....bawhahahaha!! ::get hit with mallet::
Oddest Crossover O_o' Season 1
Episode 2: Mallet.
JR1234: hey!
EBK: Hi..guess what Jeff said while you where gone.. ::gets hit in the head with mallet::
Jeff: gggrrr
JR1234: what did u say Jeff?
EBK: He said, "I lo" :: Gets hit with mallet and passes out::
JR1234: JEFF! TELL ME WHAT YOU SAID OR I WILL SICK ASH ON YOU!!!!
Ash: what?
Jeff: I will never tell
Poo: I will
JR1234: TELL ME OR DIE!!!!
Poo: He said, "I lov ::Gets hit with mallet and passes out::
Jeff: If you kill me, the secret will die with me!!
JR1234: where's Ness?
Jeff: In his room..why?
JR1234: oh. can I talk to him?
Jeff: Okay, sure...NESS!!!
Ness: ::walks out:: Yes?
Jeff: JR1234 wanna talk to you
JR1234: ok, but 1st, Jeff could you leave the room please.
Jeff: Uh..okay*walks out*
Ness: Hi
JR1234: Hi! Ness, your psychic right?
Ness: Yeah
JR1234: OK, do you think you could tell me what Jeff said about me.
JR1234: without getting hurt.
Ness: Uh...he didn't say anything about you.
JR1234: oh. Ok. then why did Jeff knock people out just now while they were trying to tell me something?
Ness: He said, "I love :: suddenly a trap door opens and Ness falls helplessly into a dark void::
Jeff: :: walks in:: Bawhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :: cough:: ha!
JR1234: THAT'S IT!!! SICK EM ASH!!!!
Ash: uh.. how?
Jeff: :: bashes Ash with mallet::
JR1234: how could you do that, your not here?
Jeff: I have an interdimension portal.
JR1234: I know your secret Jeff!
Jeff: What is it?
JR1234: Paula said that you said "I love her"
Jeff: Uh...*looks at Paula* Sorry..you missed it. I don't love Paula..it was :: slaps hand over mouth::
Paula: :: walks in:: Hiya. :: gets hit with a mallet and passes out::
Ash: :: wakes up.::
JR1234: is Jeff gay?
Mr. Saturn: Boing! He said he loves...::looks at Jeff::... uh...boing!
Trunks: :: hits JR1234 with mallet and she passes out::
Ash: what'd you do that for?
Trunks: uh.... I don't know.
Ash: hey Jeff! tell me us what you said. We wont tell JR1234. PLEASE!!!
Mr. Saturn: jeffsayshelikepoobiong ::gets hit with mallet::
Jeff: Liar!
Ash: oooooo!! Jeff and Poo sitting in a tree!
Jeff: It's a lie. Im i tell you who I really said it to will you stop that?
Ash: ok, ok. tell me and I wont tell anyone else.
Mr. Saturn: Biong..He said he loves Poo zoom. :: gets hit again::
Jeff: Stop it! That's a lie! I like Paula!!
Ash: oh ok. excuse me a sec. ::runs into living:: JEFF LIKES PAULA! JEFF LIKES PAULA!!! JEFF LIKES PAULA!!!!!
Jeff: I didn't say that!!! ::knocks Ash out::
Trunks: I'm still here.
Jeff: ::hits trunks with mallet::
Falco: :: walks in.::
EBK: ::wakes up::
Falco: what happened?
EBK: JEFF SAID, "I LOVE YOU POO!!!!" ::laughs evilly::
Jeff: Liar
Falco: :: laughs beak off::
Poo and Paula: ::wake up::
JR1234, Trunks, and Ash: ::wake up.::
Paula: What did I miss?
Poo: Where am I? Who am I?
Ness: :: still falling in dark void::
JR1234: your name is idiot
Ash: who's gonna help Ness?
Poo/Idiot: OK. Thank you miss JR1234
JR1234: don't mention it
Ness: hhhhhhhheeeeeellllllllpppppppppppp mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Fox: :: walks in.::
Fox: did I miss something?
Paula: :: runs to fox:: Jeff loves Poo!
Jeff: Do not
Fox: ::starts laughing like crazy::
Poo/Idiot: Now I am going to hit Jeff over the head with the mallet I found. ::hits jeff and makes him pass out::
JR1234: bout time.
Mr. Saturn: Yeah, boing
Ness: hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeellllllllllppppppppppp mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
JR1234: where's Goten?
Poo/Idiot: So. Who are people?
JR1234: k, I got Goten back. HE was in the fridge
Poo/Idiot: *points to Goten* His name is Goten, right?
Goten: uh ... yeah my names Goten
Paula: What happened to Poo?
JR1234: I gave him a new name.
Poo/Idiot: Who is this, "Poo"?
JR1234: he lives in the sewer.
Mr. Saturn: He has that thing when you lose your memory!
Jeff: ::wakes up::
JR1234: I've noticed something. me and Paula are the only girls here
Mrs. Saturn: ::pops in a puff or smoke:: And me to Boing!
Ash: hey I think the law woman found the fridge empty.
EBK: Uh oh
JR1234: uh-oh. We should go...
Ash: I don't have to.
Trunks: me either.
Fox: me either.
Poo/Idiot: How come this kid is saying IM in denial again?
EBK: ^_^
JR1234: ::hit them with mallet and the go to sleep::
JR1234: cause you are.
EBK: Bye
Ness: hhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllppppppppppppppppppp mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee
Goten: do I have to get off cause I don't want to.
yeah. ::hits him with mallet::
Paula: Oh my god we forgot about Ness
Falco: ::stares:: we did?
Ness: yyyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssssss
JR1234: no problem. Falco, go get him.
Falco: ok. ::does something and Ness is back::
Poo/Idiot: What the hell? I am not gay Jeff! and Im not, Poo, IM Idiot!
Ness: Thank you Falco.
Falco: don't mention it. EVER!
JR1234: got anything to say Falco?
Falco: uh. no not anymore why?
JR1234: ::hits him with mallet and he passes out::
to be continued...
WAR-RING-Contains some Out-of-the ordinary couples and silly Yaoi/Shonen Ai/Slash (This is the first I ever made with that in it so I don't know if that's good). Game/Anime charters WAAAYYY out of...charter and...well...just plain odd...You have been warned.....bawhahahaha!! ::get hit with mallet::
Oddest Crossover O_o' Season 1
Episode 2: Mallet.
JR1234: hey!
EBK: Hi..guess what Jeff said while you where gone.. ::gets hit in the head with mallet::
Jeff: gggrrr
JR1234: what did u say Jeff?
EBK: He said, "I lo" :: Gets hit with mallet and passes out::
JR1234: JEFF! TELL ME WHAT YOU SAID OR I WILL SICK ASH ON YOU!!!!
Ash: what?
Jeff: I will never tell
Poo: I will
JR1234: TELL ME OR DIE!!!!
Poo: He said, "I lov ::Gets hit with mallet and passes out::
Jeff: If you kill me, the secret will die with me!!
JR1234: where's Ness?
Jeff: In his room..why?
JR1234: oh. can I talk to him?
Jeff: Okay, sure...NESS!!!
Ness: ::walks out:: Yes?
Jeff: JR1234 wanna talk to you
JR1234: ok, but 1st, Jeff could you leave the room please.
Jeff: Uh..okay*walks out*
Ness: Hi
JR1234: Hi! Ness, your psychic right?
Ness: Yeah
JR1234: OK, do you think you could tell me what Jeff said about me.
JR1234: without getting hurt.
Ness: Uh...he didn't say anything about you.
JR1234: oh. Ok. then why did Jeff knock people out just now while they were trying to tell me something?
Ness: He said, "I love :: suddenly a trap door opens and Ness falls helplessly into a dark void::
Jeff: :: walks in:: Bawhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :: cough:: ha!
JR1234: THAT'S IT!!! SICK EM ASH!!!!
Ash: uh.. how?
Jeff: :: bashes Ash with mallet::
JR1234: how could you do that, your not here?
Jeff: I have an interdimension portal.
JR1234: I know your secret Jeff!
Jeff: What is it?
JR1234: Paula said that you said "I love her"
Jeff: Uh...*looks at Paula* Sorry..you missed it. I don't love Paula..it was :: slaps hand over mouth::
Paula: :: walks in:: Hiya. :: gets hit with a mallet and passes out::
Ash: :: wakes up.::
JR1234: is Jeff gay?
Mr. Saturn: Boing! He said he loves...::looks at Jeff::... uh...boing!
Trunks: :: hits JR1234 with mallet and she passes out::
Ash: what'd you do that for?
Trunks: uh.... I don't know.
Ash: hey Jeff! tell me us what you said. We wont tell JR1234. PLEASE!!!
Mr. Saturn: jeffsayshelikepoobiong ::gets hit with mallet::
Jeff: Liar!
Ash: oooooo!! Jeff and Poo sitting in a tree!
Jeff: It's a lie. Im i tell you who I really said it to will you stop that?
Ash: ok, ok. tell me and I wont tell anyone else.
Mr. Saturn: Biong..He said he loves Poo zoom. :: gets hit again::
Jeff: Stop it! That's a lie! I like Paula!!
Ash: oh ok. excuse me a sec. ::runs into living:: JEFF LIKES PAULA! JEFF LIKES PAULA!!! JEFF LIKES PAULA!!!!!
Jeff: I didn't say that!!! ::knocks Ash out::
Trunks: I'm still here.
Jeff: ::hits trunks with mallet::
Falco: :: walks in.::
EBK: ::wakes up::
Falco: what happened?
EBK: JEFF SAID, "I LOVE YOU POO!!!!" ::laughs evilly::
Jeff: Liar
Falco: :: laughs beak off::
Poo and Paula: ::wake up::
JR1234, Trunks, and Ash: ::wake up.::
Paula: What did I miss?
Poo: Where am I? Who am I?
Ness: :: still falling in dark void::
JR1234: your name is idiot
Ash: who's gonna help Ness?
Poo/Idiot: OK. Thank you miss JR1234
JR1234: don't mention it
Ness: hhhhhhhheeeeeellllllllpppppppppppp mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Fox: :: walks in.::
Fox: did I miss something?
Paula: :: runs to fox:: Jeff loves Poo!
Jeff: Do not
Fox: ::starts laughing like crazy::
Poo/Idiot: Now I am going to hit Jeff over the head with the mallet I found. ::hits jeff and makes him pass out::
JR1234: bout time.
Mr. Saturn: Yeah, boing
Ness: hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeellllllllllppppppppppp mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
JR1234: where's Goten?
Poo/Idiot: So. Who are people?
JR1234: k, I got Goten back. HE was in the fridge
Poo/Idiot: *points to Goten* His name is Goten, right?
Goten: uh ... yeah my names Goten
Paula: What happened to Poo?
JR1234: I gave him a new name.
Poo/Idiot: Who is this, "Poo"?
JR1234: he lives in the sewer.
Mr. Saturn: He has that thing when you lose your memory!
Jeff: ::wakes up::
JR1234: I've noticed something. me and Paula are the only girls here
Mrs. Saturn: ::pops in a puff or smoke:: And me to Boing!
Ash: hey I think the law woman found the fridge empty.
EBK: Uh oh
JR1234: uh-oh. We should go...
Ash: I don't have to.
Trunks: me either.
Fox: me either.
Poo/Idiot: How come this kid is saying IM in denial again?
EBK: ^_^
JR1234: ::hit them with mallet and the go to sleep::
JR1234: cause you are.
EBK: Bye
Ness: hhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllppppppppppppppppppp mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee
Goten: do I have to get off cause I don't want to.
yeah. ::hits him with mallet::
Paula: Oh my god we forgot about Ness
Falco: ::stares:: we did?
Ness: yyyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssssss
JR1234: no problem. Falco, go get him.
Falco: ok. ::does something and Ness is back::
Poo/Idiot: What the hell? I am not gay Jeff! and Im not, Poo, IM Idiot!
Ness: Thank you Falco.
Falco: don't mention it. EVER!
JR1234: got anything to say Falco?
Falco: uh. no not anymore why?
JR1234: ::hits him with mallet and he passes out::
to be continued...