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WAR-RING-Contains some Out-of-the ordinary couples and silly Yaoi/Shonen Ai/Slash (This is the first I ever made with that in it so I don't know if that's good). Game/Anime charters WAAAYYY out of...charter and...well...just plain odd...You have been warned.....bawhahahaha!! ::get hit with mallet::
Oddest Crossover O_o'
Episode 3: Girls.
EBK: Hi
JR1234: konnichiwa
Ness: Im happy
Jeff: ..
JR1234: YAY! NESS IS HAPPY!!!
Jeff: *cries* Tony doesn't like me anymore!
Ness: I have a date
Paula:....
JR1234: with who?
Ness: You will see when she comes...
Poo/Idiot: I think i know who it is
JR1234: OK.
Ash: who is it?
Poo/Idiot: Ed i think...i over heard him talking bout that
Ash: but Ed's a boy.
Ness: Uh..nnooo...Ed...from CB..i take it you don't watch the show
Ash: not really. I never heard of it.
JR1234: figures.
EBK: But...I didn't know...uh...Ed? What? that girl?? I know where she from!
JR1234: k
Ash: who is she?
Ness: A great hacker!!
Ash: cool!
JR1234: um... BYE!! :: runs away::
Ness: *holds up piture* this is her!!
Ash: uh.. I can't see through the computer.
Ness: *nods* I'll send it!
Ash: OK
Falco: ::walks in with Katt::
EBK: hi
Falco: Hi!
Katt: hello!
Ness: Sent!
Ash: if you guys are gonna do any of that lubby dubby crap like last time then go in the living room.
Falco: just because you get sick at the thought of us being together.
Jeff: ew
Ash: OH! HER! I'VE SEEN HER BEFORE!
Ness: ^^
EBK: Where JR1234 go??
Ash: yep, she stole my ice cream today.
Falco: I dunno.
Paula: Foxy?
Then Pikachic is sneaking from behind while Ash isn't looking and holds up a sign that say, "don't tell Ash".
Fox: present!
*knock at door* Ness: *sweatdrop*
Poo/Idiot: Hey!! Pikac *get hit by the mallet and passes out*
Jeff: *ahem*
Ash: aren't you gonna answer the door?
Ness: Uh yeah. *walks to door and Tony walks in*
Tony: Hiya all!
Ness:...
Jeff: Tony!!
Ash: :: not interested:: oh, its only Tony.
Paula: Buu, come get your cookie
Jeff: Uh...*runs behind Tony*
Falco: ::with Katt trying to climb all over him:: I guess, ow, Tony still
wants, ouch, Jeff.
Tony: *blushes* Huh? I came to see Edward!! She's hot!!
Jeff: ooooooo
Buu: I hear!
Fox: look! He's blushing! He's gotta be gay!
Falco: Katt, please don't use your claws.
*Knock at door*
Ness & Tony: Is that Ed?
EBK: Look....
Ash: OOO! ANSWER IT! ANSWER IT!
Ness: *opens door*
Mr. Saturn: Boing!
Falco: its only that Saturn dude.
Ash: boring! Hey, where's JR1234?
Pikachic is sneaking out the door without anyone looking still holding up the sign.
Tony: *looks at fox* You would most likely blush is some said, Oh looks like you still want someone WANT EDWARD!!!
Jeff: *mumers* It's boring!
Fox: whatever.
Poo/Idiot: *Wakes up* Pikachic is behind you Ash!! *get hit with mallet to late and passes out*
*Knock on door*
Ness & Tony: Ed?
Pikachic: ::stops and gets scared::
Ash: PIKACHIC!!! COME HERE!! I WANNA SHOW YOU MY POKEBALL!!!!
Pikachic: AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! ::runs away being chased by Ash::
Fox: just answer it!
Ness: *slowly turns knob*
Mrs. Saturn: Hiya! Zoom!
Falco: GEEZ! THIS IS SO BORING!!!
Ness & Tony: nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*knock at door*
Then Ash comes back in with Pikachic in his arms.
Ash: YAY! I FINALLY CAUGHT MY PIKACHIC!!!
Paula: That her mostly....
Falco: OPEN IT ALREADY!!!
Ness: *opens to door and Ed walks in*
Ed: Hi! Edward is here!!
Ness: *hugs Ed*
Ash: HI ED!
Ed: Is Ed famous here? Edward like it.
Ash: you stole my ice cream yesterday member?
Fox: I was there, I think.
Ed: Ed did?
Ness: Let go!! *walks out with Ed*
Tony: EEEDDD!!! Wait! Can I have...darn she gone
A blinding light goes through the room. Then JR1234 appears sitting in Ash's lap with Ash's arms around her waste.
Fox: well, aint this something.
Paula: Buu?
Fox: where's Buu?
Buu: *eating Tony, Jeff, and Poo/Idiot*
Then Trunks and Goten walk in and see Ash and JR1234.
Trunks: ::stares:: I don't even wanna know. ::walks out::
Paula: Ahh!!! Good Buu!! Eat them!!!
Mr. Saturn: No sound right. Zing
Fox, Falco, and Katt: ::cheer::
Goten: what'd I miss?
EBK: Aaaaasssshhhh.....
Ash: no can do! I'm keeping my girlfriend comfy!
JR1234: I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Buu: *finshes Jeff*
Tony & Poo/Idiot: Uh oh..nnnnooo!!
Ash: anyway. I aint telling Goten cause I tell everyone what they missed.
EBK:...Ash and JR1234 sitting in a tree
JR1234: DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!!!
EBK: K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love..*get bored* I'm bored!! *told ya*
JR1234: DO YOU THINK I WOULD KISS HIM?!!
Paula: But you two look so cute together
Fox: yeah.
Buu: *finshes Poo/Idiot*
Fox: I'm bored, hey Paula wanna go out somewhere?
Paula: Okay sure!! ^_^
Fox: OK, meet outside in 5 minutes.
Paula: Okay
*ring ring ring ring*
Fox: ::walks out of the room::
Falco: I wish getting a date were that easy.
Katt: hey Falco, lets go out again.
Falco: ok ::they both leave::
Paula: *waks out*
Buu: *eats a crying Tony* Buu stuffed!
Ash: well, looks like its just you and me JR1234.
JR1234: forget it! I'm not going out with you.
*ring ring ring ring* EBK: Uh...me 2...get the phone! homer got it last time!
JR1234: Homer is not an expert at answering phones.
Buu: Bye. *flies off*
EBK: Gr..get it Ash!!
Ash: ........... how?
EBK: pick it up..
Ash: I cant its at your place not JR1234's place.
EBK: *curse at Ash under breath* Hello?
Ness: Uh, Hi! Listen. Can you come pick me up? Ed ate our money...she though it was food...heh heh...*clicks*
JR1234: that was weird.
EBK: I'll be back...*get in car* Uh..i forgot can't drive..
JR1234: me either.
EBK: Ash?
Ash: I'm only 10!
EBK: Looks around room and see only us and goten* Goten?
Goten: huh? what are we talking about?
EBK: Can you drive....yet?
Goten: uh ... no.
EBK: Darn...your the young Goten, right?
Goten: no I'm 20 years old.
EBK: And you can't drive yet...
Goten: I got kicked out of drivers Ed cause I broke everything.
EBK: Buu ate Idiot, Jeff and Tony...Fox and Falco are, erm, out...
Ash: that didn't sound right.
EBK: Your right....out with girl friends
*Mr. and Mrs. Saturn go away*
Then Homer walks in EBK's place.
Homer: where your food?
EBK: ....I don't have any
Homer: OK then.:walks out the door::
EBK: Can homer drive?
JR1234: yeah.
EBK: .............
JR1234: .............
*Shin and Gohan fly in*
JR1234: HI SHIN! HI GOHAN!
Gohan: Mom wants you home...now...Hi JR1234
Shin: Have you seen Buu? Good evening JR1234
JR1234: ^_^.
Goten: who me?
Gohan: You can only stay if *whispers in Goten ear*
Ash: what is he telling him?
EBK: *shurgs*
JR1234: I've noticed something. I'm the only girl here.
Ash: and I'm single too.
EBK: Uh...no comet! *gets hit by a comet* I mean...commit
JR1234: ::stares::
EBK: *passes out*
Shin: Um..
Goten: I aint leaving
Gohan: Oh, OK..'
Homer comes back to EBK's.
Homer: where's the toilet? I gotta do some spring cleaning and Marge wont let me do it
at home.
EBK: NNNooo!!!
Ash: that's gross!
JR1234: what Ash said.
Homer: I'll give you some pizza
EBK: NO!! GO AWAY!! wait..wasn't I passed out?
JR1234: yeah.
Homer: hey shin, where's the bathroom at?
EBK: oh *does it*
Shin: May I tell him Ash?
Ash: uh ... yeah. Do it and see what happens.
shin: Okay...wait a sec...I don't know where it is...
Goten: isn't it down the hall to the right where it says 'can' on the door?
Shin: I don't know
Homer: meh, I'll go look.:walks down the hall::
Gohan: ...we have to go
Shin: *looks at gohan* Must we?
Goten: yeah, I think I hear Mom calling Gohan.
Gohan: *nods and Picks up Shin who is is yelling about not
wanting to go*
Shin: I want to sssstttttaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
JR1234: did homer leave?
EBK: I don't know *resumes being passed out*
JR1234: if you don't want to leave you can stay with me shin.
Shin: Gohan grip is to tight! I can't get out.
Gohan: Shut up! We have to go!
Goten: bye bro.!
Shin: hhhheelllppp mmmmeeee
JR1234: if Pikachic were here she would help you
Gohan: *flis off holding shin*
Ash: speaking of which where is my Pikachic?
JR1234: uh.. I don't know.
EBK: *wakes up*
JR1234: welcome back.
Buu:* walks into JR1234 place* I need potty!!
Goten: night all! ::goes to couch::
Ash: eww
EBK: ^^
JR1234: NO!!!! GO AWAY!!!
Buu: But...Buu think Jeff is coming out
EBK: eeeeewwww
JR1234: OK, Buu, there is nice family called the Simpson that live down the street, they'll let you use their toilet.
Buu: Okay! *walks to there house*
EBK: He ate Jeff, Tony, and Poo?
JR1234: Ash! Lock the door!!
Ash: ::locks door::
JR1234: yep
Shin: *walks in*
JR1234: hi shin!
Shin: H-Hi. ^_^
JR1234: got away from Gohan?
Shin: *nods slightly and falls to floor out of breath*
JR1234: man.
Ash: where's Gary?
Gary: *sleeping in my bed*
EBK: Get out!!
JR1234: ::stares::
Ash: GARY'S A LOSER!!!
Gary: *in sleep* I..hat..as..
Ash: I HERD THAT!!
EBK:* pounds gary* Get up!!
Gary: *in sleep* I..ove..ty
Ash: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A GAY GRAMPS
JR1234: ooo Gary's gay.
EBK: *glups air* WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEE
UUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Gary: *in sleep* I to Misty
JR1234: AAA! I FORGOT! I WAS SUPPOSED TO CALL
SNOBYBRAT14 10 MINUTES AGO!!!!
EBK: who?
JR1234: my friend.
EBK: OoO..uh oh
Ash: oh yeah, the girl thatlikes to hit on James.
EBK: Ne...Ness....and Ed....
JR1234: say bye Ash!
EBK: Bye Ash?
Ash: bye Ash! wait a min...
WAR-RING-Contains some Out-of-the ordinary couples and silly Yaoi/Shonen Ai/Slash (This is the first I ever made with that in it so I don't know if that's good). Game/Anime charters WAAAYYY out of...charter and...well...just plain odd...You have been warned.....bawhahahaha!! ::get hit with mallet::
Oddest Crossover O_o'
Episode 3: Girls.
EBK: Hi
JR1234: konnichiwa
Ness: Im happy
Jeff: ..
JR1234: YAY! NESS IS HAPPY!!!
Jeff: *cries* Tony doesn't like me anymore!
Ness: I have a date
Paula:....
JR1234: with who?
Ness: You will see when she comes...
Poo/Idiot: I think i know who it is
JR1234: OK.
Ash: who is it?
Poo/Idiot: Ed i think...i over heard him talking bout that
Ash: but Ed's a boy.
Ness: Uh..nnooo...Ed...from CB..i take it you don't watch the show
Ash: not really. I never heard of it.
JR1234: figures.
EBK: But...I didn't know...uh...Ed? What? that girl?? I know where she from!
JR1234: k
Ash: who is she?
Ness: A great hacker!!
Ash: cool!
JR1234: um... BYE!! :: runs away::
Ness: *holds up piture* this is her!!
Ash: uh.. I can't see through the computer.
Ness: *nods* I'll send it!
Ash: OK
Falco: ::walks in with Katt::
EBK: hi
Falco: Hi!
Katt: hello!
Ness: Sent!
Ash: if you guys are gonna do any of that lubby dubby crap like last time then go in the living room.
Falco: just because you get sick at the thought of us being together.
Jeff: ew
Ash: OH! HER! I'VE SEEN HER BEFORE!
Ness: ^^
EBK: Where JR1234 go??
Ash: yep, she stole my ice cream today.
Falco: I dunno.
Paula: Foxy?
Then Pikachic is sneaking from behind while Ash isn't looking and holds up a sign that say, "don't tell Ash".
Fox: present!
*knock at door* Ness: *sweatdrop*
Poo/Idiot: Hey!! Pikac *get hit by the mallet and passes out*
Jeff: *ahem*
Ash: aren't you gonna answer the door?
Ness: Uh yeah. *walks to door and Tony walks in*
Tony: Hiya all!
Ness:...
Jeff: Tony!!
Ash: :: not interested:: oh, its only Tony.
Paula: Buu, come get your cookie
Jeff: Uh...*runs behind Tony*
Falco: ::with Katt trying to climb all over him:: I guess, ow, Tony still
wants, ouch, Jeff.
Tony: *blushes* Huh? I came to see Edward!! She's hot!!
Jeff: ooooooo
Buu: I hear!
Fox: look! He's blushing! He's gotta be gay!
Falco: Katt, please don't use your claws.
*Knock at door*
Ness & Tony: Is that Ed?
EBK: Look....
Ash: OOO! ANSWER IT! ANSWER IT!
Ness: *opens door*
Mr. Saturn: Boing!
Falco: its only that Saturn dude.
Ash: boring! Hey, where's JR1234?
Pikachic is sneaking out the door without anyone looking still holding up the sign.
Tony: *looks at fox* You would most likely blush is some said, Oh looks like you still want someone WANT EDWARD!!!
Jeff: *mumers* It's boring!
Fox: whatever.
Poo/Idiot: *Wakes up* Pikachic is behind you Ash!! *get hit with mallet to late and passes out*
*Knock on door*
Ness & Tony: Ed?
Pikachic: ::stops and gets scared::
Ash: PIKACHIC!!! COME HERE!! I WANNA SHOW YOU MY POKEBALL!!!!
Pikachic: AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! ::runs away being chased by Ash::
Fox: just answer it!
Ness: *slowly turns knob*
Mrs. Saturn: Hiya! Zoom!
Falco: GEEZ! THIS IS SO BORING!!!
Ness & Tony: nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*knock at door*
Then Ash comes back in with Pikachic in his arms.
Ash: YAY! I FINALLY CAUGHT MY PIKACHIC!!!
Paula: That her mostly....
Falco: OPEN IT ALREADY!!!
Ness: *opens to door and Ed walks in*
Ed: Hi! Edward is here!!
Ness: *hugs Ed*
Ash: HI ED!
Ed: Is Ed famous here? Edward like it.
Ash: you stole my ice cream yesterday member?
Fox: I was there, I think.
Ed: Ed did?
Ness: Let go!! *walks out with Ed*
Tony: EEEDDD!!! Wait! Can I have...darn she gone
A blinding light goes through the room. Then JR1234 appears sitting in Ash's lap with Ash's arms around her waste.
Fox: well, aint this something.
Paula: Buu?
Fox: where's Buu?
Buu: *eating Tony, Jeff, and Poo/Idiot*
Then Trunks and Goten walk in and see Ash and JR1234.
Trunks: ::stares:: I don't even wanna know. ::walks out::
Paula: Ahh!!! Good Buu!! Eat them!!!
Mr. Saturn: No sound right. Zing
Fox, Falco, and Katt: ::cheer::
Goten: what'd I miss?
EBK: Aaaaasssshhhh.....
Ash: no can do! I'm keeping my girlfriend comfy!
JR1234: I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Buu: *finshes Jeff*
Tony & Poo/Idiot: Uh oh..nnnnooo!!
Ash: anyway. I aint telling Goten cause I tell everyone what they missed.
EBK:...Ash and JR1234 sitting in a tree
JR1234: DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!!!
EBK: K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love..*get bored* I'm bored!! *told ya*
JR1234: DO YOU THINK I WOULD KISS HIM?!!
Paula: But you two look so cute together
Fox: yeah.
Buu: *finshes Poo/Idiot*
Fox: I'm bored, hey Paula wanna go out somewhere?
Paula: Okay sure!! ^_^
Fox: OK, meet outside in 5 minutes.
Paula: Okay
*ring ring ring ring*
Fox: ::walks out of the room::
Falco: I wish getting a date were that easy.
Katt: hey Falco, lets go out again.
Falco: ok ::they both leave::
Paula: *waks out*
Buu: *eats a crying Tony* Buu stuffed!
Ash: well, looks like its just you and me JR1234.
JR1234: forget it! I'm not going out with you.
*ring ring ring ring* EBK: Uh...me 2...get the phone! homer got it last time!
JR1234: Homer is not an expert at answering phones.
Buu: Bye. *flies off*
EBK: Gr..get it Ash!!
Ash: ........... how?
EBK: pick it up..
Ash: I cant its at your place not JR1234's place.
EBK: *curse at Ash under breath* Hello?
Ness: Uh, Hi! Listen. Can you come pick me up? Ed ate our money...she though it was food...heh heh...*clicks*
JR1234: that was weird.
EBK: I'll be back...*get in car* Uh..i forgot can't drive..
JR1234: me either.
EBK: Ash?
Ash: I'm only 10!
EBK: Looks around room and see only us and goten* Goten?
Goten: huh? what are we talking about?
EBK: Can you drive....yet?
Goten: uh ... no.
EBK: Darn...your the young Goten, right?
Goten: no I'm 20 years old.
EBK: And you can't drive yet...
Goten: I got kicked out of drivers Ed cause I broke everything.
EBK: Buu ate Idiot, Jeff and Tony...Fox and Falco are, erm, out...
Ash: that didn't sound right.
EBK: Your right....out with girl friends
*Mr. and Mrs. Saturn go away*
Then Homer walks in EBK's place.
Homer: where your food?
EBK: ....I don't have any
Homer: OK then.:walks out the door::
EBK: Can homer drive?
JR1234: yeah.
EBK: .............
JR1234: .............
*Shin and Gohan fly in*
JR1234: HI SHIN! HI GOHAN!
Gohan: Mom wants you home...now...Hi JR1234
Shin: Have you seen Buu? Good evening JR1234
JR1234: ^_^.
Goten: who me?
Gohan: You can only stay if *whispers in Goten ear*
Ash: what is he telling him?
EBK: *shurgs*
JR1234: I've noticed something. I'm the only girl here.
Ash: and I'm single too.
EBK: Uh...no comet! *gets hit by a comet* I mean...commit
JR1234: ::stares::
EBK: *passes out*
Shin: Um..
Goten: I aint leaving
Gohan: Oh, OK..'
Homer comes back to EBK's.
Homer: where's the toilet? I gotta do some spring cleaning and Marge wont let me do it
at home.
EBK: NNNooo!!!
Ash: that's gross!
JR1234: what Ash said.
Homer: I'll give you some pizza
EBK: NO!! GO AWAY!! wait..wasn't I passed out?
JR1234: yeah.
Homer: hey shin, where's the bathroom at?
EBK: oh *does it*
Shin: May I tell him Ash?
Ash: uh ... yeah. Do it and see what happens.
shin: Okay...wait a sec...I don't know where it is...
Goten: isn't it down the hall to the right where it says 'can' on the door?
Shin: I don't know
Homer: meh, I'll go look.:walks down the hall::
Gohan: ...we have to go
Shin: *looks at gohan* Must we?
Goten: yeah, I think I hear Mom calling Gohan.
Gohan: *nods and Picks up Shin who is is yelling about not
wanting to go*
Shin: I want to sssstttttaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
JR1234: did homer leave?
EBK: I don't know *resumes being passed out*
JR1234: if you don't want to leave you can stay with me shin.
Shin: Gohan grip is to tight! I can't get out.
Gohan: Shut up! We have to go!
Goten: bye bro.!
Shin: hhhheelllppp mmmmeeee
JR1234: if Pikachic were here she would help you
Gohan: *flis off holding shin*
Ash: speaking of which where is my Pikachic?
JR1234: uh.. I don't know.
EBK: *wakes up*
JR1234: welcome back.
Buu:* walks into JR1234 place* I need potty!!
Goten: night all! ::goes to couch::
Ash: eww
EBK: ^^
JR1234: NO!!!! GO AWAY!!!
Buu: But...Buu think Jeff is coming out
EBK: eeeeewwww
JR1234: OK, Buu, there is nice family called the Simpson that live down the street, they'll let you use their toilet.
Buu: Okay! *walks to there house*
EBK: He ate Jeff, Tony, and Poo?
JR1234: Ash! Lock the door!!
Ash: ::locks door::
JR1234: yep
Shin: *walks in*
JR1234: hi shin!
Shin: H-Hi. ^_^
JR1234: got away from Gohan?
Shin: *nods slightly and falls to floor out of breath*
JR1234: man.
Ash: where's Gary?
Gary: *sleeping in my bed*
EBK: Get out!!
JR1234: ::stares::
Ash: GARY'S A LOSER!!!
Gary: *in sleep* I..hat..as..
Ash: I HERD THAT!!
EBK:* pounds gary* Get up!!
Gary: *in sleep* I..ove..ty
Ash: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A GAY GRAMPS
JR1234: ooo Gary's gay.
EBK: *glups air* WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEE
UUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Gary: *in sleep* I to Misty
JR1234: AAA! I FORGOT! I WAS SUPPOSED TO CALL
SNOBYBRAT14 10 MINUTES AGO!!!!
EBK: who?
JR1234: my friend.
EBK: OoO..uh oh
Ash: oh yeah, the girl thatlikes to hit on James.
EBK: Ne...Ness....and Ed....
JR1234: say bye Ash!
EBK: Bye Ash?
Ash: bye Ash! wait a min...