Piper and Paige stood over the saucepan, the Book of Shadows propped open in front of them. "A sleeping spell. With a few… adjustments it will be perfect." Said Paige, a mischievous smile adorning her face.
Piper pursed her lips and tapped a wooden spoon on the tabletop. "Isn't this personal gain? And wouldn't this mean we are evil? Using our magic to kil… dispose of Phoebe?"
Paige thought for a minute, her face perplexed. She suddenly smiled a smug smile. "Its all about the bigger picture Piper."
"The… bigger picture? Have you found some kind of loop hole Paige?"
"Think about it for a minute. Phoebe Halliwell. A 'powerful' witch, a Charmed One. She has access to some of the most powerful white magic in the world and she turns evil at the drop of a hat." Paige responded with a knowing grin.
"So we would be doing the world a favour." Said Piper, almost laughing. "Preventative measures you might call it."
"We are the contraception to the spawn that is Phoebe's destructiveness!" Paige said exultantly.
Piper gave her a weird look and put some herbs in the saucepan. "That's an… interesting analogy. Now we just need a couple more things and then we'll be free of Phoebe."
"Amen to that." Said Paige, as she tipped some black powder into the bubbling brew. There was a flash of light and the potion gave off a puff of pink smoke.
Piper looked thoughtfully at it. "Pink smoke… now that's apt. Come on, let's go and commit certain deeds." She took Paige's hand and they orbed upstairs. They reappeared outside Phoebe's bedroom. Piper knocked and then went inside. Phoebe was propped up in bed, reading a magazine.
'My magazine!' Thought Piper, her fist clenching with rage. It took all her self-control not to get the potion and physically ram it down her Phoebe's throat. Phoebe looked up at them and smiled.
"Aww, you guys are so great. Is that my 'special' drink?" She said.
Paige nodded and smiled sweetly, as she pushed Piper towards Phoebe. "The drink. Do it. Do it now." She hissed under her breath.
Piper glared as she made her way to Phoebe, gracefully picking her way amongst the clothes and rubbish spread on the floor. "Oh Phoebe, your room is such a mess! But that won't matter to you soon." She bent over to give Phoebe the drink.
Phoebe suddenly sat up and pointed at the window, inadvertently knocking the drink out of Piper's hands. It hit the wall and started to fizz, smoking slightly. "Wow! A bird!" She exclaimed.
Piper tried to cover up the spilt potion, which had burnt through the wall and was spewing purple smoke. "Yeah a bird! That's nice, hey! I think that sleeping won't do you any good. Lets all go for a nice walk! Get some fresh air!" Piper said, as Paige hastily grabbed Phoebe and dragged her out the room.
"You go and wait in the hall. We'll be down in a minute." Phoebe skipped off down the stairs and Paige turned angrily to Piper. "What the hell are we going to do now? That potion was our one way ticket out of Phoebe-Ville."
"Don't I know it… Ok, we take her for a walk and then dispose of her out there."
Paige smiled. "And we can dump the body in a river or something. Maybe this plan can be salvaged after all. Right, lets go kill us some witch!" Exclaimed Paige, as she orbed down to Phoebe.
* * *
There was a tense silence in the car as the Charmed Ones drove along. Phoebe was sitting in the back, humming softly to herself as she coloured in a dot-to-dot book. "Are we nearly there yet?" She enquired.
Piper clenched the wheel and almost swerved into an oncoming truck. "No, we still aren't. Just like we weren't the last fourty two times you asked. Just be quiet and colour in your book." Piper snapped, once again focusing on the road ahead.
Paige sighed and nervously tapped her hands on the hand rest. She flicked the radio on and flicked the stations around. Piper reached out and slapped her hand away. "Just leave it. You might get a Britney Spears song up, and we'll be stuck listening to it."
"Did someone say Britney Spears?" Asked Phoebe, instantly perking up. "Hey, are we nearly there yet?"
Piper growled and veered off the road, sending them down a bumpy track towards a field with a river running alongside it.
"Uh, Piper? What are you doing? I thought we were going to…" Asked Paige cautiously.
"This is as good a place as any." Piper interrupted, as she stopped the car with a screech of brakes and jumped out.
Phoebe threw down her colouring book and ran off into the grass, laughing merrily. "Look a butterfly! Look a flower! Look some air!" She said, as she looked at the wonder of nature.
Piper gave her a disgusted look and held up her hands to blow Phoebe up. "Ok Paige, are we ready?"
"Not just yet. Lets have some fun first." She looked at a stone and orbed it at Phoebe's head.
Phoebe squealed in delight and bent down to pick a flower. The stone flew over her head and splashed into the river.
"Damn it! Why won't she die?" Shouted Paige angrily.
Phoebe looked up and called out. "What did you say?"
"I said. Um. Why don't you see if you can fly? Go up a tree and jump off." Paige quickly said, hoping that Phoebe would believe her.
With a retarded laugh Phoebe ran up to a tree and started to climb. She got a few feet off the ground and shouted. "Is this high enough?"
"No, go higher. All the way to the top." Piper shouted back, smirking slightly.
There was a sharp crack and Phoebe began to fall as a branch snapped. Piper and Paige looked on ecstatically. Then there was a loud ripping noise and Phoebe stopped falling. Her jacket had caught on a branch. She waved and smiled as her sisters groaned.
"I can't take much more of this. If she falls and doesn't die then you blow her up. Fun or no fun." Commanded Paige, as Piper nodded in agreement.
"Hey guys! I'm at the top! I can almost see our house from here!" Squawked Phoebe, as she balanced precariously at the top of the tree.
"No she can't. We live miles away and she isn't even wearing her glasses." Muttered Paige.
Piper shushed her and gave Phoebe a large fake smile. "Ok… sweetie. Just jump, and remember to flap your arms or you might not fly!"
"Here I go!" Screamed Phoebe as she leapt from the tall tree. Piper and Paige held their breath. Phoebe flapped and flapped yet didn't fly. Her sisters shouted happily and began walking back to the car.
Suddenly there was a zapping sound and the smell of scorched flesh. They span around and saw Phoebe's slightly smoking body being knocked out of the air by a random bolt of lightning.
"Well. Its not what we had in mind, but a deaths a death. Ooo! Look, she's landing in the river!" Said Paige in an awed voice.
Piper smiled and looked at the sky. "Thank you Prue." She said softly. There was a sudden beam of light from the clouds and the sound of harps.
"Oh for fecks sake! Piper! Look!" Paige was pointing to the riverbank.
Phoebe was clawing her way out of the water. She smiled and sat on the bank, steaming slightly. "Looks like I can't fly. Lucky I got struck by lightning and thrown into the river though!"
Piper threw up her hands and blew the earth up underneath Phoebe. Phoebe slipped and fell back into the river, screaming feebly.
"Way to go Piper." Said Paige in admiration. She grabbed Piper's arm and led her back towards the car, trying to ignore Phoebe's muffled gurgles and shouts for help.
"We'll go back to The Manor and call for help, Phoebe." Replied Piper, as she opened the door of her car.
"What about *glug* your cell phone *glug*?" Phoebe spluttered, as she was swept past them.
Piper took her cell phone and swallowed it. "The uh, battery is dead. We'll go and call for help." She quickly jumped into her car and sped off with Paige.
About five miles down the road Paige finally spoke. "I think we finally did it. I think she is gone. For good." She smiled happily and sat back with a contented sigh.
"Lets hope so. It seems kind of anti-climatic after all of that. Oh well. Say, you wanna go get drunk and eat Mexican food?" Asked Piper.
"Sure!" Said Paige, as the two sisters happily drove off to get drunk and eat Mexican food.
A/n. Could this really be the end of Phoebe? Oh gosh, I hope not. There's still so many ways to hurt/maim/kill her! Keep reading next chapter folks.
Piper pursed her lips and tapped a wooden spoon on the tabletop. "Isn't this personal gain? And wouldn't this mean we are evil? Using our magic to kil… dispose of Phoebe?"
Paige thought for a minute, her face perplexed. She suddenly smiled a smug smile. "Its all about the bigger picture Piper."
"The… bigger picture? Have you found some kind of loop hole Paige?"
"Think about it for a minute. Phoebe Halliwell. A 'powerful' witch, a Charmed One. She has access to some of the most powerful white magic in the world and she turns evil at the drop of a hat." Paige responded with a knowing grin.
"So we would be doing the world a favour." Said Piper, almost laughing. "Preventative measures you might call it."
"We are the contraception to the spawn that is Phoebe's destructiveness!" Paige said exultantly.
Piper gave her a weird look and put some herbs in the saucepan. "That's an… interesting analogy. Now we just need a couple more things and then we'll be free of Phoebe."
"Amen to that." Said Paige, as she tipped some black powder into the bubbling brew. There was a flash of light and the potion gave off a puff of pink smoke.
Piper looked thoughtfully at it. "Pink smoke… now that's apt. Come on, let's go and commit certain deeds." She took Paige's hand and they orbed upstairs. They reappeared outside Phoebe's bedroom. Piper knocked and then went inside. Phoebe was propped up in bed, reading a magazine.
'My magazine!' Thought Piper, her fist clenching with rage. It took all her self-control not to get the potion and physically ram it down her Phoebe's throat. Phoebe looked up at them and smiled.
"Aww, you guys are so great. Is that my 'special' drink?" She said.
Paige nodded and smiled sweetly, as she pushed Piper towards Phoebe. "The drink. Do it. Do it now." She hissed under her breath.
Piper glared as she made her way to Phoebe, gracefully picking her way amongst the clothes and rubbish spread on the floor. "Oh Phoebe, your room is such a mess! But that won't matter to you soon." She bent over to give Phoebe the drink.
Phoebe suddenly sat up and pointed at the window, inadvertently knocking the drink out of Piper's hands. It hit the wall and started to fizz, smoking slightly. "Wow! A bird!" She exclaimed.
Piper tried to cover up the spilt potion, which had burnt through the wall and was spewing purple smoke. "Yeah a bird! That's nice, hey! I think that sleeping won't do you any good. Lets all go for a nice walk! Get some fresh air!" Piper said, as Paige hastily grabbed Phoebe and dragged her out the room.
"You go and wait in the hall. We'll be down in a minute." Phoebe skipped off down the stairs and Paige turned angrily to Piper. "What the hell are we going to do now? That potion was our one way ticket out of Phoebe-Ville."
"Don't I know it… Ok, we take her for a walk and then dispose of her out there."
Paige smiled. "And we can dump the body in a river or something. Maybe this plan can be salvaged after all. Right, lets go kill us some witch!" Exclaimed Paige, as she orbed down to Phoebe.
* * *
There was a tense silence in the car as the Charmed Ones drove along. Phoebe was sitting in the back, humming softly to herself as she coloured in a dot-to-dot book. "Are we nearly there yet?" She enquired.
Piper clenched the wheel and almost swerved into an oncoming truck. "No, we still aren't. Just like we weren't the last fourty two times you asked. Just be quiet and colour in your book." Piper snapped, once again focusing on the road ahead.
Paige sighed and nervously tapped her hands on the hand rest. She flicked the radio on and flicked the stations around. Piper reached out and slapped her hand away. "Just leave it. You might get a Britney Spears song up, and we'll be stuck listening to it."
"Did someone say Britney Spears?" Asked Phoebe, instantly perking up. "Hey, are we nearly there yet?"
Piper growled and veered off the road, sending them down a bumpy track towards a field with a river running alongside it.
"Uh, Piper? What are you doing? I thought we were going to…" Asked Paige cautiously.
"This is as good a place as any." Piper interrupted, as she stopped the car with a screech of brakes and jumped out.
Phoebe threw down her colouring book and ran off into the grass, laughing merrily. "Look a butterfly! Look a flower! Look some air!" She said, as she looked at the wonder of nature.
Piper gave her a disgusted look and held up her hands to blow Phoebe up. "Ok Paige, are we ready?"
"Not just yet. Lets have some fun first." She looked at a stone and orbed it at Phoebe's head.
Phoebe squealed in delight and bent down to pick a flower. The stone flew over her head and splashed into the river.
"Damn it! Why won't she die?" Shouted Paige angrily.
Phoebe looked up and called out. "What did you say?"
"I said. Um. Why don't you see if you can fly? Go up a tree and jump off." Paige quickly said, hoping that Phoebe would believe her.
With a retarded laugh Phoebe ran up to a tree and started to climb. She got a few feet off the ground and shouted. "Is this high enough?"
"No, go higher. All the way to the top." Piper shouted back, smirking slightly.
There was a sharp crack and Phoebe began to fall as a branch snapped. Piper and Paige looked on ecstatically. Then there was a loud ripping noise and Phoebe stopped falling. Her jacket had caught on a branch. She waved and smiled as her sisters groaned.
"I can't take much more of this. If she falls and doesn't die then you blow her up. Fun or no fun." Commanded Paige, as Piper nodded in agreement.
"Hey guys! I'm at the top! I can almost see our house from here!" Squawked Phoebe, as she balanced precariously at the top of the tree.
"No she can't. We live miles away and she isn't even wearing her glasses." Muttered Paige.
Piper shushed her and gave Phoebe a large fake smile. "Ok… sweetie. Just jump, and remember to flap your arms or you might not fly!"
"Here I go!" Screamed Phoebe as she leapt from the tall tree. Piper and Paige held their breath. Phoebe flapped and flapped yet didn't fly. Her sisters shouted happily and began walking back to the car.
Suddenly there was a zapping sound and the smell of scorched flesh. They span around and saw Phoebe's slightly smoking body being knocked out of the air by a random bolt of lightning.
"Well. Its not what we had in mind, but a deaths a death. Ooo! Look, she's landing in the river!" Said Paige in an awed voice.
Piper smiled and looked at the sky. "Thank you Prue." She said softly. There was a sudden beam of light from the clouds and the sound of harps.
"Oh for fecks sake! Piper! Look!" Paige was pointing to the riverbank.
Phoebe was clawing her way out of the water. She smiled and sat on the bank, steaming slightly. "Looks like I can't fly. Lucky I got struck by lightning and thrown into the river though!"
Piper threw up her hands and blew the earth up underneath Phoebe. Phoebe slipped and fell back into the river, screaming feebly.
"Way to go Piper." Said Paige in admiration. She grabbed Piper's arm and led her back towards the car, trying to ignore Phoebe's muffled gurgles and shouts for help.
"We'll go back to The Manor and call for help, Phoebe." Replied Piper, as she opened the door of her car.
"What about *glug* your cell phone *glug*?" Phoebe spluttered, as she was swept past them.
Piper took her cell phone and swallowed it. "The uh, battery is dead. We'll go and call for help." She quickly jumped into her car and sped off with Paige.
About five miles down the road Paige finally spoke. "I think we finally did it. I think she is gone. For good." She smiled happily and sat back with a contented sigh.
"Lets hope so. It seems kind of anti-climatic after all of that. Oh well. Say, you wanna go get drunk and eat Mexican food?" Asked Piper.
"Sure!" Said Paige, as the two sisters happily drove off to get drunk and eat Mexican food.
A/n. Could this really be the end of Phoebe? Oh gosh, I hope not. There's still so many ways to hurt/maim/kill her! Keep reading next chapter folks.