Spin The Bottle



Hiei sat cross-legged on the floor, surrounded by the rest of the Reikai tantei. "Why do I have to do this?" he asked Kurama. "Cause you need a little fun in your life!" he replied 'And cause it gives me a reason to kiss you!' he thought. Keiko piped up and said, "Okay, who will spin the bottle first?"

Yusuke slapped the bottle making it spin.... ...And it landed on Hiei. Hiei looked down at the bottle and then up and Kurama. "What is the point of this game, kitsune?" "Well.. Whoever the bottle lands on is the person you go into the closet with for seven minutes and when we open the door, you must be kissing or you get punished." Hiei sighed and spun the bottle, hoping it landed on anyone but Kuwabara. 'Me me me.. Please land on me,' Kurama thought. The bottle landed on Kuwabara and the short fire demon let out a terrified shriek. Kuwabara's eyes widened ten times their size. "No! I am not going in there with him!" Screamed Hiei. "Me and that shrimp?! No way!" Kuwabara said. Yusuke made a cough that sounded much like "chikens."

Kurama felt tears well up behind his eyes, then boil as he felt jealousy creeping over him.

Yusuke and Botan had to drag the two reluctant (sp) detectives into the closet. Nail-scratches made 10 lines across the floor where Hiei had dug them into it. He had to be dragged by his feet into the closet. Then, the door had to be sealed with spirit binds (??) to keep either of them from bombing through.

Hiei staid glued against the wall, Kuwabara sitting in the middle of the cramped closet. Hiei didn't move, neither did Kuwabara. What was the fire demon going to do? 'If I don't kiss him I'll be punished, but I really don't want to put my mouth on that big, ugly ape. I wonder what punishment they'll put me through if I don't,' Hiei thought to himself. A picture of Kurama with a whip came into the spiky haired demon's head and he shivered. That might even be worse than kissing Kuwabara. Both of them then heard a knock on the door. "Times up, love birds," came Yusuke's voice. Botan opened the door and saw them not kissing.

Botan sniggered. "Let's see..what is the punishment we agreed on?" she said. "10 more minutes!" yelled Yusuke, slamming the door.

Hiei scowled at the door for the next, oh, 7 minutes, then Kuwabara got tired of it all. "Let's just do it at the last second!!!" Hiei was two inches from pure killing frenzy when the door creaked open.

Kuwabara, who didn't want any more torture, grabbed the fire demon and kissed him. Botan screamed and slammed the door. Hiei bashed Kuwabara, again and again, when(5 seconds later) Kurama banged the door open. Hiei jumped out and hid behind Kurama, as he pulled out a whip and started to hit Kuwabara, again and again.



A/N:

A.R.: Poor Hiei...I hope that more torture will commence!

Isollae: Wasn't it awesome?

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