The House of Kurama
Hiei looked around, the "fun" house was very freaky. 1. To many doors 2. Neon colors EVERYWHERE 3. Something was behind those doors 4. That something kept saying, "Hiei!"
He took a few steps to the nearest door. He opened it cautiously. Nothing so far, the fire demon opened it all the way. The sight would scare Hiei, if he wasn't slightly in love with Kurama.
There was Kurama, in a skimpy lingerie Santa costume. His hair matched the red on the costume. He had his rose whip out, sitting the wrong way on a chair. One hand on the back of the chair, the other one holding his rose whip. Then he said in a seductive voice, "Someone's been naughty...." after
that, he cracked the whip. The koorime screamed (or something like a scream) and slammed the door.
Whipping out a hammer and nails, and large planks of wood from nowhere, he boarded the door up. He leaned against it and panted.
Hiei guessed he'd better try the next room. He walked slowly to the next door and opened it widely. He guessed he'd better get it over with.
Inside was Kurama sitting on a bed, rose petals surrounding him. He was holding two glasses of champagne and smiling seductively at Hiei. 'This isn't so bad,' thought the short demon to himself as he looked at Kurama. Just then he noticed a pair of handcuffs in one of Kurama's hands.
"Come here, baby," Kurama whispered softly. "I wanna have some fun." He winked at Hiei and giggled girlishly. Hiei's eyes widened and he slammed the door shut. He melted the door handle with his firepower. 'What is with these dominatrix Kuramas?' The fire koorime asked himself.
Hiei was not at all happy about being locked in a house of Kurama. So he decided to skip a few doors, and got to a queer one. It was bright green and had a giant purple heart on it.
He opened it slowly, and was instantly pulled in a by a slender white arm.
As soon as his vision focused, he saw Youko Kurama, smiling toothily at his prize. "Well, well, ain't it little Hiei-chan!" Youko forcefully kissed the tiny fire demon. Hiei struggled, trying to get out of the fox's grasp.
"Now now, don't be a sour puss." said Youko.
Hiei clamped his jaw tight, and was carried to the lacy bed that happened to be in the room. Youko threw Hiei on the bed, and was about to be on top of him, when he was distracted. A mini-Hiei and mini-Youko sat on the bed looking at them.
Hiei and Youko sweat dropped. The little chibi/mini's grinned at them sweetly and Youko frowned and got off the bed. He picked up the chibi's and carried them to the door. The white haired fox opened the door and Hiei flitted out quickly. He slammed the door on Youko and the chibi's, smiling a bit.
Hiei walked throughout the hall humming softly to himself. He jumped and turned around when he heard a creaking of the floorboards. The poor fire koorime saw the three Kuramas and the mini coming towards him. He ran as fast as he could, but soon came to a dead end. His eyes widened as the Kuramas advanced on him, but he could not get away.
A/N:
A.R.: The horror...(or maybe the greatness?) of too many Kuramas!
Isollae: Yeah! It was awesome! I love doing Hiei torture. ::giggles:: poor Hiei.
A.R.: ¬ ¬
Review, please, y'all.
Hiei looked around, the "fun" house was very freaky. 1. To many doors 2. Neon colors EVERYWHERE 3. Something was behind those doors 4. That something kept saying, "Hiei!"
He took a few steps to the nearest door. He opened it cautiously. Nothing so far, the fire demon opened it all the way. The sight would scare Hiei, if he wasn't slightly in love with Kurama.
There was Kurama, in a skimpy lingerie Santa costume. His hair matched the red on the costume. He had his rose whip out, sitting the wrong way on a chair. One hand on the back of the chair, the other one holding his rose whip. Then he said in a seductive voice, "Someone's been naughty...." after
that, he cracked the whip. The koorime screamed (or something like a scream) and slammed the door.
Whipping out a hammer and nails, and large planks of wood from nowhere, he boarded the door up. He leaned against it and panted.
Hiei guessed he'd better try the next room. He walked slowly to the next door and opened it widely. He guessed he'd better get it over with.
Inside was Kurama sitting on a bed, rose petals surrounding him. He was holding two glasses of champagne and smiling seductively at Hiei. 'This isn't so bad,' thought the short demon to himself as he looked at Kurama. Just then he noticed a pair of handcuffs in one of Kurama's hands.
"Come here, baby," Kurama whispered softly. "I wanna have some fun." He winked at Hiei and giggled girlishly. Hiei's eyes widened and he slammed the door shut. He melted the door handle with his firepower. 'What is with these dominatrix Kuramas?' The fire koorime asked himself.
Hiei was not at all happy about being locked in a house of Kurama. So he decided to skip a few doors, and got to a queer one. It was bright green and had a giant purple heart on it.
He opened it slowly, and was instantly pulled in a by a slender white arm.
As soon as his vision focused, he saw Youko Kurama, smiling toothily at his prize. "Well, well, ain't it little Hiei-chan!" Youko forcefully kissed the tiny fire demon. Hiei struggled, trying to get out of the fox's grasp.
"Now now, don't be a sour puss." said Youko.
Hiei clamped his jaw tight, and was carried to the lacy bed that happened to be in the room. Youko threw Hiei on the bed, and was about to be on top of him, when he was distracted. A mini-Hiei and mini-Youko sat on the bed looking at them.
Hiei and Youko sweat dropped. The little chibi/mini's grinned at them sweetly and Youko frowned and got off the bed. He picked up the chibi's and carried them to the door. The white haired fox opened the door and Hiei flitted out quickly. He slammed the door on Youko and the chibi's, smiling a bit.
Hiei walked throughout the hall humming softly to himself. He jumped and turned around when he heard a creaking of the floorboards. The poor fire koorime saw the three Kuramas and the mini coming towards him. He ran as fast as he could, but soon came to a dead end. His eyes widened as the Kuramas advanced on him, but he could not get away.
A/N:
A.R.: The horror...(or maybe the greatness?) of too many Kuramas!
Isollae: Yeah! It was awesome! I love doing Hiei torture. ::giggles:: poor Hiei.
A.R.: ¬ ¬
Review, please, y'all.