Ok im bored I should work on my homework but hmm why would I when I can waste my time typing amusing FF7 stuff? ^_^ remember 1. My spelling is horrible and 2. I do Not own either the FF7 characters or Survivor


Announcer: Welcome to the second edition of FF7 Survivor ^_^ lets go start be checking up on the people over in the Shinra camp site which includes Tifa, Red, Yuffie, and Cait.....




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shinra Camp ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Yuffie: Hey no fare why do we have to be in Shinra?! Shinra is BAAD where not bad I wanna be in AVALANCHE!

Cait: Yah. Im with Yuffie on this one

Red: stop your babbling.. it doesn't change who you are now dose it...?

Yuffie: Who cares I mean where in a tribe named after an evil corporation! I Wanna quit this it Bites!

BBPC: Damn... you want to leave too?

Yuffie: im bored. This bites I would rather be doing what Godo says than be here

BBPC: you know, Yuffie the winner gets 1 million Gil..

Yuffie: O.O egh!....... YAH Common lets all work together and win, Win, WIN! YAAAH!

Red: That seems to have changed her attitude a bit.

Tifa: I could make a 7th heaven bar Franchise with that kinda dough!

Cait: wow... a million Gil...

Yuffie: Imm gonna get me Lotsa Materia YAAH! Red: You haven't won yet Yuffie.

Yuffie: Yahhh!... what?... oh yah I...er We... need to win first to get te cash

Tifa:I think we should start by getting some tents up

Cait: yah sound good ta mee

Yuffie: MATERIA!!!! LOTS OF MATERIA!!!!

All: -.- Yuffie you need to win first

Yuffie: Hey I AM gonna win...eventually *evil smerk*

Tifa: are you planing something?

Yuffie:No! im not planing on picking you off one by one.

Tifa: egh I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Cait he has a glint in his eye

Yuffie: And I don't!? common im the one you should be asking that to! im the one who is the sneaky one!

Tifa: ya.ya Yuffie...

Cait:*eye glint*

Tifa: don't try anything Cait il be watching you...

Yuffie: Hey you should be watching im im untrust worthy!

Tifa: but your not a spy.

Yuffie: AGHH *pulls her hair*

Cait:*eye glint*

Tifa: Cait..... don't try me you will be sorry...

Red:*lays down restfully* this could take sometime.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 30 mins later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Cait:*Eye glint*

Tifa: im still just gonna ignore you Cait.

Yuffie: AGHHH!?! *bashes head on a tree*

Red:OK THIS HAS GONE ON ENOUGH!

All:*Look @ red*

Red: If you all want the gil you should all work together and lets start by making a tent like Tifa said in the beginning

Tifa: Fine... but I Still don't think we should trust Cait right now..

Yuffie: AGHH!! IM THE ONE THAT SHOULDN'T BE TRUSTED!!!!

Red: agh... can you all not work together?

Cait:il go look for something for a roof

Red: good.

*Cait comes back 10 mins later holding a Real tent and a cooler filled with good food*

Cait: this should keep us all right for a while.

Red: o.0 where did you find that on a deserted island?

Cait: lying on the ground.

BBPC: Hey Thats mine!

Tifa: o.0 BBPC: you stole that me!

Cait: No I didn't! I found it in the woods

BBPC: then why dose it say BBPC on the tag?

Cait: *rips it off* Problem solved ^_^

BBPC: *grabs his stuff and leaves with an unplesent look*


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hours Later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Red: Finally we finished the camp.

Tifa: yah.. took long enough.

Yuffie: *whisperes to herself* hmmm if I rig the voting then I can't lose...

Cait: *Eye glint*

Tifa: what are you planing now Cait?

Yuffie: AGHHHHH!!!

Announcer: Come see us next time for episode 3 when the two tribes begin there first challenge!




^_^ yay! episode 2 is done. Please Review!!

Note: I would like to thank Kyle for noting my spelling error in this that is now currently fixed

it said: "Yuffie: Imm gonna get me Lohtsa Materia YAAH! Red: You haven't won yet Yuffie." he was good enough to point out that it should be "lotsa" and not "lohtsa" t/y Kyle ^_^! And At the top I spelled "Stuff" "Shtuf" so thanks again ^_^!!!