Disclaimer: Sorry! Trowa's chalkboard writing kinda didn't come out in the fanfic. Whoopsies. Well, I'll just write he was using the chalkboard. ^^;; Well, Since you all have been sooooooo awesome about reviewing. Your reward is another chapter! Yay! I hope you all have enjoyed it so far. I'm trying my best.

Heero's Mom- Glances at her watch "Your guests are very rude. They're quite late. I made sure to specify the exact time."

Heero- "Yes. All the more reason to cancel this stupid party."

Heero's Mom- Glares "And disappoint the lemmings? I think not."

~The doorbell rings~

Heero- ".Joy." Sighs heavily and opens the door.

Quatre- "Hi, Heero! Happy birthday!" He embraces Heero

Heero- "GAH! I've been contaminated!. Again!" He falls over twitching.

Random Minion #79- Brings in Quatres many bags and Heeros present.

Quatre- Squeeks "Thanks, Random Minion #79!"

Random Minion #79- "You're welcome, Mr.Quatre!" He runs out of the house

Heero- "Welcome, Quatre. Your mission is to enjoy yourself and try not to act too happy."

Quatre- Runs up to Heero's Mom "Hi, Mrs.Heero's Mom!"

Heero's Mom- Steps away ".He will be the first to die."

~The doorbell rings again~

Heero- ".Joy." Swings open the door again

Duo- "Hi, Heero! It's me Duo, and do you have any kool-aid because last time you didn't give me any and I think I want some because I haven't really eaten much today 'cause mom's at work and stuff and I'm really hungry and SUGAR!"

Heero- Prepares to slam the door closed but his mother stops him.

Heero's Mom- "Don't be rude. yet."

Duo- "So, where's the kool-aid, Heero?" He bounces around happily

Heero- Glaring again "Knave. We still must ration the kool-aid."

~Wufei steps through the open door looking tired and cranky~

Wufei- To his mother "Why am I here? I don't wanna be here! I wanna go home and sleep! I wanna watch Mulan! Take me hooooome!"

Wufei's Mom- Says something in Chinese and shoves him through the door, slamming it behind her.

Wufei- Weepingly "No. I-I. sniff. I don't wanna be at this stupid party."

Heero's Mom- "And we don't particularly want you here, either."

Wufei- Runs to a corner to sob while Heero's Mom snickers innocently.

Heero- Smirking "Now, mother. That wasn't nice."

~The doorbell rings once more, and our last guest arrives.~

Heero- ".Joy." Opens the door boredly

Trowa- Holds up his chalkboard "Hi Heero. Nice of you to invite me."

Heero- ".I can't read, knave."

Heero's Mom- Reads it off for everyone.

Heero- Under his breath ".I hate you all."

Quatre- "So, when's dinner?"

Duo- "YEAH! Food food food food foody food food!" Bounces around excitedly

Heero- "Why me.?"

KChan- Well, that's it for this chapter! Stay tuned, more chaos is destined to ensue!

Heero- I hate you all.

KChan- Now that's not the way to get reviews! Eheehee. Please review! Or no more chapters!

Heero- Snicker. You don't have to review. She has no life, she'll update anyway.

KChan- OoooooooooHHHH!!! I will NOT!