CHAPTER TWO: ARRRGGHH! MORE SEPHYS!
Golden Sephy and Silver Sephy, this one is for you! :)
Disclaimer: Again, I own nothing, nada, zip. SO BACK OFF, LAWYERS! *hisses* The characters Golden Sephy and Silver Sephy belong to just Golden Sephy. Doesn't make sense? I thought so! And the phrase "Bling bling and dat ish whack belongs to Mystik Amethyst
MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! See? I listen to requests!
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*Up ahead, out heroes see THE FOREST OF VAMPIRES! (and bling-bling and dat ish whack)
Chibi-Auron: Ooooh! I heard about this place! There are two vampires here, and we must offer them some sort of blood subsitute, or have 2 legendary warriors to combat them!
Seymour: Nice job, Point Dexter.
Chibi-Auron: *HISS!*
Seymour: O_o
*two figures jump in front of the group, with a flash of Gold and Silver*
Sephy: WHHHEEE! MORE MEs!
Golden Sephy (G.S): Did ya call for..
Silver Sephy(S.S): ...two legendary warriors?
Chibi-Auron: YAY!! *huggles both* You called me kawii! Couse ya can be in the story! ^_^
Seymour: *eye twitch* too...many.... Sephys..
Sephy: Yay!
Chibi-Auron: We need you to protect us from the two evil vampires!!
S.S: You mean Vincent and Magus?
G.S: Will do! But not for free, you see...
Chibi-Auron: Oh, well uh.. we're a bit on a budget..
Seymour: We'll let you join our group, and you can have partial credit for saving the world from Britney Spears and AOL.
S.S: And a 5000 gil cash deposit.
Seymour: HELL NO!
Sephy: But then we have to fight those scary vampires by ourselves!!
Chibi-Auron: why not?
Seymour: ... fine.. 2500 gil
G.S: 4000 gil
Seymour: 1 gil
S.S: You're stupid. 3500 gil, no more, no less.
Seymour: 3000 gil.
G.S: Didn't ya hear Silver right?
Seymour: *grumbles and pays up*
S.S and G.S: YAY! We'll be honored to protect you!
Chibi-Auron: Finally..
(And, so, they venture deeper into the forest ((play the FFX song Calm Before the Storm in your head. If you don't know what that is, it's the forest music)), not knowing what they will find..
???: THIS COKE TASTES LIKE GINGERALE!!
??? (2): I know..
???: You know what Magus? You suck at shopping!
Magus: Oh, shut up Vincent! WHY DON'T YOU DO THE SHOPPING YERSELF?
Vincent: The light! *hisses*
Magus: -_-"
(Just to clear things up, Magus and Vincent are not gay. They are living in a forest because people keep on splashing Holy Water and the like on them)
Magus: I miss Schala..
Vincent: And I miss Lucrecia..
Seymour: OH JUST SHUT UP! I HATE HEARING YOU TWO MOAN AND GRIPE ABOUT TWO WOMEN WHO ARE OBVIUSLY DEAD!
Vincent: Don't be mean! *starts crying*
Magus: Hey, don't be mean to my brother!
Chibi-Auron: you two are brothers?
All (cept Vincent and Magus): O_o
Magus: Twins!
Sephy: But you don't look the same..
S.S: They are faternal twins. They look different..
G.S: but still are twins, like Silver and me.
Vincent: But we are so much alike! We both gripe about two dead woman, people say we're both vampires and uhh...
Magus: We're both morbid?
Vincent: YEAH!
Chibi-Auron: But Vinnie said he didn't like the light...
Vincent: NO ONE CALLS ME VINNIE BUT... my dear sweet Yuffie..
Magus: Oh dammit, this author is a Vincent/Yuffie fan.. someone shoot me..
Vincent: OK! ^_^ *takes out Death Penalty and shoots Magus*
Seymour: I don't think he meant it literally.
Vincent: Oh well! Hey, can I join you in whatever your adventure will be?
Sephy: But..
Vincent: YAY!!
**Vincent joined the party!**
**Name selection screen comes up**
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAAA!! *laughs evily and puts Vinnie as Vincent's name*
Vinnie: DAMMIT!
All: *in hysterical fits of laughter*
Vinnie: How come the weird Sephy twins don't have their names changed?
G.S: We're guest stars!
S.S: The author listens to requests, you know..
Chibi-Auron: This was a disturbing chapter..
Sephy: The author changed my name too! But I like me name!
Vinnie: *eye twitches*
Sephy: Ooooh.. that looks fun.. *eye twitches too*
Vinnie: *eye twitches yet again*
Chibi-Auron: *twitches his eye too*
G.S and S.S: *twitches eyes*
Seymour: *joins in the eye twitching*
*And so, after a little eye twitching contest (Vinnie won), our heroes go to the ext of the forest, where they find..*
MASTER BLING BLING OF ALL DAT ISH WHACK! (can I use this Cait? Please? PLLLEEAASEEEE??)
Master Bling Bling: WASSAP?? *eye twitches*
Chibi-Auron: YO YO YO! *eye twitches too*
Master Bling Bling: Ya gotta defeat me in a duel to get past this here forest, ya cool wit' that?
Seymour: Great merciful God, will you allow this author to make Master Bling Bling talk normal, as she does not know street talk?
Master Bling Bling: Fine..
G.S: *pokes Vinnie and pushes him in front of Chibi-Auron* He's doing the duel! He's the only one with a gun!
Vinnie: ... *meep*
Master Bling Bling: NOT THAT KIND OF DUEL! This kind! *whips out a pack of Pokemon Cards*
All: O_o
Sephy: YAY! *takes out his deck* Let's duel...
Master Bling Bling: Yeesss..
*5 hours later*
Sephy: WAHAHAHAAA! I love you Persian..
Master Bling Bling: FOOL! TAKE THIS! *evolves Charmeleon to Charizard*
Sephy: ... you don't have enough energy cards to make Charizard attack..
*Charizard card has one Fire Energy*
Master Bling Bling: ... Dammit..
Sephy: *knocks out Charizard* I win!
Master Bling Bling: :( FINE! LEAVE THIS FOREST! *kicks everyone out*
All: YAY!!
*Now our heroes have left the forest of Bling Blings and they must cross to the happy city of Sisterly love.. TOWNSVILLE!!!*
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If you want a character (yours or another, I don't care) feel free to ask. Simply just say if you want to stick around for the whole journey or if you wanna stay for a chapter or two, a little description of what you look like, and whatever weapon you use.
And Golden-Sephy, if ya don't like the way I portray Golden Sephy and Silver Sephy, tell me so I can fix it! ^_^() OK, me leave now!
-chibilinnet, mighty dictator of Tin-Tin *eye twitches*