CHAPTER THREE: AND THE DAY IS SAVED..
but not by the Powerpuff girls. And I own nothing, need I remind you cruel lawyers that! NOOOTHING!
And the names Golden Sephy and Silver Sephy belong to the writer Golden-Sephy: ^_^
And: G.S= Golden Sephy and S.S= Silver Sephy. Good? Good! And there will be new people , bit I dun wanna spoil it! But I don't own the new chracters, they belong to the wonderful, holy, heaven-sent reviewers! THANKS!
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*Ahh, the city of Townsville... where we see a very strange group enter the city for no apparent reason!*
Hmm... A chibi with cat ears (and a tail), three Sephys, a regular one, a silver one, and a gold one, A suicidal Guado and a hyperactive ex-vampire
G.S: I love it here! Shopping!
S.S: *hisses*
Sephy: Yay! More new happy people in the fic!
Seymour: Oh great.
Vinnie: Be a happy person, Seymour!
Chibi-Auron: I got a line! yay!
S.S: .. why are we here?
Chibi-Auron: .. I don't know..
Vinnie: BOUNCY! BOUNCY! *starts bouncing around like an idiot*
Seymour: *eye twitches*
Vinnie: (who is the eye twitching champion) *eye twitches*
Seymour: Oh, I give up! You people are horrible!
G.S: Why, thank you!
S.S: Never thought you'd love us!!
Seymour: ... Didn't you two ask me annoying questions in another fic..?
G.S: .. I think..
S.S: Yeah, and the author of that fic's character is right over there *points to a gothic figure behind Seymour*
Sephy: That's..
Chibi-Auron: Disturbing?
Sephy: No..
Vinnie: FUNNY??
Sephy: YES!
Chibi-Auron: VINNIE! I thought you were gothic like like the eerie figure lurking behind Seymour. What happened??
Vinnie: Welll... it was on a happy sunny day after we beat Sephiroth..
Sephy: IT HURT! *snifflez*
Vinnie: AND ANYWAY.. I went to Lucrecia Falls, and I saw that slut Lucrecia, and she was making out with the ghost of Hojo, and I freaked out, and for some damned reason, I've become hyper, but only to cover out the pain I feel.. hehehee.. now I'm INSANE!! INSANITY IS FUN!!
All (including gothic figure behind Seymour): .....
Vinnie: *is smiling and shaking uncontrollably* heheheheheee...
Gothic figure lurking behind Seymour: Poor Vincent..
Vinnie: IT'S VINNIE!
G.F.L.B.S: OK, Vinnie.. Poor Vinnie..
Vinnie: Hehehhee.. I....like....shiny...things...
Sephy: So...um..hi, Gothic figure lurking behind Seymour?
Hellfire Guado: My name is Hellfire Guado! Stupid!
Sephy: sowwie.. why are you here?
Vinnie: Don't you see... HE'S THE MUFFIN MAN!
S.S: Vinnie, be quiet before you hurt yourself.
Vinnie: *in his normal voice, whatever it is* Oh, as if Lucrecia didn't already hurt me enough! That %^$#7@! SLUT!!
All: ....
Vinnie: ... Cheese tastes good! *smiles all kawii*
All: *whew*...
Hellfire Guado: Anyway, I'm here to join the party!
Chibi-Auron: Well.. you just can't join..ya need to be useful..
Hellfure Guado: ... I know when the Ice Cream Truck is coming..
Vinnie and Sephy: YAY! *both huggle Hellfire Guado*
Vinnie (to Golden Sephy): Can we keep him mama?
G.S: *rolls eyes* I'm NOT your mother! (yes, Golden Sephy is a girl. Oops. Hopefully, all is forgiven..)
Seymour: Let him join, he's the only semi-sane one I know!
S.S: What about us??
Seymour: Too..many..Sephys.. *eye twitches*
Vinnie: *eye twitches uncontrollably*
Chibi-Auron: *smacks Seymour with his tail* Thanks a lot Seymour, now Vinnie won't quit!
Vinnie: *still twitching his eye*
Hellfire Guado: *sigh*
Vinnie: *stops*
Hellfire Guado: *sighs again*
Vinnie: *still doing nothing*
Chibi-Auron: .. Vinnie, you need the breathe sometime..
Vinnie: *face is turning blue*
Seymour: *twitches eye*
Vinnie: *starts breathing and twitching his eye*
Hellfire Guado: *snickers*
Vinnie: *stops twitching his eye, but is still breathing*
S.S: OK, can we go now?
Sephy: The eye twitching is scaring me mommy! *hides behind G.S*
G.S: (kill...)
Vinnie: ... *eyes glazed over*
Chibi-Auron: ... Is he OK?
Seymour: .. I think he's hypnotized or something..
Vinnie: ...
S.S: We should get him to a hospital or something, Vinnie looks feverish..
Chibi-Auron: *pushes Vinnie* Yo, Vincent, you OK?
Vinnie: ...
Seymour: He didn't even correct you! Vincent! Valentine! Vinnie! HEY! *starts poking Vinnie*
Vinnie: *faints*
Hellfire Guado: Good job, Seymour, you killed him!
Seymour: Shut up..
Sephy: He just fainted.. I think..
Vinnie: ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz....
G.S: HEY! *shakes Vinnie* WAKE UP!!
S.S: Well, this sucks..
Vinnie: ...HEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!!!!
All (even Vinnie): AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Vinnie: I SCARED YOU!! HEHEHEHEEEE!
All: *glare murderiously at Vinnie*
Vinnie: ..sowwy?
All: KILL! *start chasing poor Vinnie*
Vinnie: NOOOOOOO!
**Now the group (including Hellfire Guado) are walking across Townsville Park, except Vinnie is tied up and gagged and is being carried over Seymour's shoulder**
???: HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE!
???(2): What are you doing with that poot guy tied up and bound!
Vinnie: *growls*
???(3): Let him go before we bust you up!
Sephy: ... But he was annoying us!
Chibi-Auron: Yeah!
???(2): *sees Chibi-Auron with his kitty ears and tail* AWWWWWW!! *tackles Auron* He's so cute!
???:(1): BUBBLES! DON'T HUG THE ENEMY!
Bubbles: Aww, Blossom, you're no fun!
Buttercup: IT'S THE ENMY! LET'S JUST ZAP THEM!!
Blossom: Yeah. anyway, I left the PlayStation2 on!
Bubbles: Stupid.
Blossom: WHATCHA CALL ME BLONDIE??
**The three bickering girls get unteruppted by a..**
AngelKnight: BAZOOKA WEILDING MANIAC!! MWAHAHAHAAAA!
Hellfire Guado: Oh, now what?
AngelKnight: I'm the other guest!
S.S: Now we have 8 people. Wow.
G.S: I know!
Vinnie: mmmmm! (still tied up and gagged)
Sephy: *drools*
Seymour: Yay?
Chibi-Auron: OK, let's high tail it! YYYYAAAAAHHHH!
**All 8 run away before the Powerpuff Girls notice they are gone**
Buttercup: Nice going, you two! I'm gonna play FF7 now..
Blossom: NO! GTA3!
Bubbles: RESIDENT EVIL!
Buttercup and Blossom: WHAT??
Bubbles: It's a fun game! ZOMBIE HEADS GO EXPLODEY! WWWHHHHHHEEEE!
**ANYWAY.. outside of Townsville in a clearing..**
Chibi-Auron: YAY! FREE!
Vinnie: *claws his way out of the ropes* Yeah!
Hellfire Guado: Damn! We shoulda done something about that claw..
Vinnie: I LIKE MY CLAW!
AngelKnight: Yeah it makes Vincent... Vincent!
Vinnie: HEY! MY-
G.S: His name..
S.S: Is Vinnie!
Sephy: Do you two al-
S.S: Always predict what you say and..
G.S: finish off the sentence? Yep!
Hellfire Guado: Anyway, I'm hungry..
Chibi-Auron: Let's make s'mores!
Seymour: Great, but where are we gonna toast em? We're not near any forests and if we light the grass in the clearing we'll..
Vinnie: ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!
AngelKnight: Lets..
G.S: Use Hellfire...
S.S: ...Guado's head!
AngelKnight: *hisses* STOP THAT! *shows Bazooka*
G.S and S.S: *shut up*
Hellfire Guado: HELL NO!!
Sephy: THEN WE'RE GONNA STARVE!! ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS STAY HOME AND WATCH BARNEY!!
Seymour: Naw man, the Teletubbies!
Sephy: BARNEY!
Seymour: TELETUBBIES!
Sephy: BARNEY!
Seymour: TELETUBBIES!
Everyone else: O_o
AngelKnight: ... Are the always like this?
Chibi-Auron: *is about to answer but..*
S.S: Sephy, yes.
G.S: Seymour, no.
Chibi-Auron: *pouts*
Vinnie: Hey! Let's play a game!
Hellfire Guado: What kind?
Vinnie: ... I don't know..
Sephy: BARNEY!
Seymour: TELETUBBIES!
AngelKnight: SHUT UP! *shows Bazooka again*
Sephy and Seymour: *shuts up*
Chibi-Auron: OK.. so.. what kind of game will we play?
All: ... *think*
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So, while the group is stranded there doing nothing, even thought they're supposed to go to the AOL HQ, they need a game to play!
Anyway, I'm STILL accepting cameo requests, I'll stop when the group becomes too much for me to handle. So far, so good.
And if you have a suggestion on what game they can play, lemme hear it. I have no clue what they can play, but I'm bound to think of something.. but suggestions are welcome!
-chibilinnet, the keeper of the Greater Staff on Pancakes
