CHAPTER FOUR: XTREME TAG! SHEEEE-YAH!

With 10 people in a big open field, it practically screams Tag, right? Thanks Golden-Sephy, another great idea! *huggles* And two new people are coming up!

So now they take a break by playing tag. With magic, lethal weapons, and more than one mind teetering to insanity (with one already lost in the abyss of insanity).

This is gonna be good. Remember, I dun own any of the characters, Golden Sephy and Silver Sephy belong to Golden-Sephy, Hellfire Guado belongs to Auron no Aijou (who has a pretty damn good website, ya oughta check it out), AngelKnight belongs to angelknight, and one new character belongs to GeminiDeathStar, the other BloodProphicy. And the rest to Square.

But first, a few notes:

I award the PLAQUE OF PERMANENT MEMBERSHIP to angelknight, and Auron no Aijou. Yay! You're in for the whole story!

And Vinnie has something to say:

Vinnie: I see that some people are calling me Vincent. Well, my name is VINNIE! V-I-N-N-I-E! VIIIINNNIIIEE! PLEASE CALL ME BY MY PROPER NAME! Thank you.

Of course, you don't have to listen to Vinnie, do you? On with the fic!

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G.S: We play tag!

S.S: Tag? Fuuun..

Seymour: TAG?? OK, I'm out of here..

Chibi-Auron: *Holds your favorite game over Hellfire Guado's head, which is Seymour's favorite game too*

Seymour: OK, I'll stay

AngelKnight: WHHHEE! TAG!!

Hellfire Guado: I'm bored. Sure.

Vinnie: Damn, I wanted strip Poker!

Sephy: ... Vinnie, you're scary..

Vinnie: I know! *grins at Sephy, revealing blood-stained fangs*

Sephy: M-MOMMY!! *hides behind G.S*

G.S: Oh well, I pity the stupid one.. *huggles Sephy*

Chibi-Auron: Me no get huggle? *gets all teary-eyed*

G.S: AWWWW! *huggles both*

Seymour: what about me?

G.S: *hisses at Seymour*

Seymour: OK..

AngelKnight: Fine, BUT ME AND HELLFIRE GET TO MAKE THE RULES!

Hellfire Guado: Yes... *grins evilly, revealing non-bloodstained fangs*

*AngelKnight and Hellfire Guado start making a weird list of rules*

AngelKnight: OK! Here are the rules!

1. You can use magic, lethal weapons, demonic transformations and cuteness to tag your opponents.

2. No "home" or "base" areas!

3. Insanity is not an excuse to stay out of the game, Vinnie,

4. Failure to comply with these rules will result in Hellfire Guado kicking your ass so bad you'll wish that death wasn't just inches away from your grasp, and instill permanent fear of everything and make you a shell of your former self.

Hellfire Guado: I'm gonna have some fun.

AngelKnight: yep!

Vinnie: Darn..

**And so... the game's begin!**

Chibi-Auron: WAIT!

G.S: Who's..

S.S: ..it?

Sephy: Oooh..

Hellfire Guado: You know with this many people, this is a game in itself..

AngelKnight: Well, great, how are we gonna figure out who's-

Two mysterious people: WAIT!!

*All look to see a woman in a lab coat and another goth wielding two shotguns running towards them*

Dr. Makoti: I'm Dr. Matoki Jean! Hiyah!

BloodProphicy: And I'm..well, my name is already there..

G.S: More people

S.S This is gonna get interesting.

Dr. Matoki: And we know the rules, so spare us the crap and let's play!

Vinnie: Fin-

Chibi-Auron: But you two..

Sephy: Are it!

Vinnie: *grumbles*

*Now that out two hunters are set, everyone is running like mad from Dr. Matoki and BloodProphicy!*

BloodProphicy: WHHHEEEE!! *starts chasing Chibi-Auron, attempting to shoot him*

Chibi-Auron: AAAAHHHHHH!! *hides behind a rock*

Seymour: Go find your own hiding place!

Chibi-Auron: Seymour?

Seymour: Yes. Now go away before we all get shot!

Chibi-Auron: But that's the fun in it!

Seymour: ... I hate you all.

BloodProphicy: I seeee you! *shoots both Seymour and Chibi-Auron*

Chibi-Auron: Darn..

Seymour: Chibi-Auron, we both got shot. With 2 shotguns. At close-range.

BloodProphicy: Dude.. you can't die..

Chibi-Auron: Anyway, this is a fanfic.

Seymour: .. Oh yeah!

BloodProphicy: OK, now we track down the three Sephys..

Chibi-Auron: *eyes widen* DON'T HURT MOMMY!

BloodProphicy: ... OK.. whatever..

***Now, to see how Dr. Makoti is doing***

Dr. Matoki: *has her eyes fixed on Vinnie* YOUR WILL IS MINE..

Vinnie: *stares back*

Dr. Matoki: ...

Vinnie: ...

Dr. Matoki: .. *blink*'

Vinnie: HAH! I win! You can't touch me for 10 seconds! *runs away*

Dr. Matoki: Immune to my possessing powers?? Interesting! *writes down something on a memo* NOW TO TRACK DOWN THE OTHERS!

**On the other side of the field, there are three houses, one made with straw, the other wood, and the last one brick**

BloodProphicy: *knocks on the door of the straw house* Little Sephy, little Sephy, let me in!

Sephy: Not by the hair of my heady head head!

BloodProphicy: Then I'll load, aim, and SHOOT YER FRIGGIN HOUSE DOWN!

*BloodProphicy shoots the poor house to oblivion*

Sephy: HAH! Missed me!

*WHACK!*

*Sephy gets whacked by Seymour's Rod thingy*

Seymour: MWAHAHAHAHAAA!

*To the next house*

Chibi-Auron: Golden Sephy, Silver Sephy, let me in!

G.S and S.S: Not by the hair on our heady head heads!

Chibi-Auron: Then I'll hack and I'll slash and I'll CUT mah way in!

*Chibi-Auron slashes the house into oblivion*

G.S and S.S: HAH! MISSED US!

*WHACK!*

*Both get whacked by BloodProphicy's shotguns*

Chibi-Auron: MOMMY! *whacks BloodProphicy with his Murasame*

BloodProphicy: OW!

Chibi-Auron: *shakes Golden Sephy* MOMMY! ARE YOU OK??

Sephy: .. Chibi-Auron is starting to scare me with the 'mommy' thing..

S.S: Ow.

G.S: I'm fine..

BloodProphicy: Hey.. if we got all the Sephys.. whose in the third house?

All: ...

Seymour: *knocks on door* Whoever you are, whatever you are, lemme in!

???: Not by the wood on me staffy staff staff!

Seymour: Then I'll yell and scream and MAGIC my way in!

*Seymour casts Ultima on the house, leaving it in a pile of rubble*

Corey: OK, you got me.

G.S: HEY! The author said there would be only 2 new people in this fic!

Corey: I got added on short notice

S.S: Oh...

**OK, now on to the rest of the team..**

Dr. Matoki: *is ready to use her new invention on Hellfire Guado*

Hellfire Guado: I can't believe I agreed to play this stupid game when I could be asking Seymour some damn questions! GRRRRRR...

Dr. Matoki: MWAHAHAHAHAAA! DIE!! *shoots something at Hellfire Guado*

*A Pikachu plushie flies out and smacks Hellfire on the head, then it starts burning*

Hellfire Guado: AAAHHHH!! THE FIELD IS ON FIRE!!

Dr. Matoki: A-Are you blaming me??

Hellfire Guado: ... Yes

Dr. Matoki: Hey, are ya related to Sweetooth by any chance?

Hellfire Guado: ... We're gonna be stuck in an inescapable ring of fire and instead of figuring out a way to save us YOU'RE ASKING ME IF I'M REALTED TO A DEMENTED CLOWN FROM TWISTED METAL???

Dr. Matoki: OK, I get yer point.. We need..water!

Hellfire Guado: No duh!

Dr. Matoki: Good thing I packed Materia! ^_^ I'm so smart!

Hellfire Guado: *rolls eyes*

Dr. Matoki: AHEM! ICE3! *waits*

*Materia is doing nothing*

Hellfire Guado: *rapidly losing sanity*

*Materia is still doing nothing*

Dr. Matoki: ... I musta ran out of MP!

Hellfire Guado: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

**not to far away..**

AngelKnight: Did you hear that, Vinnie?

Vinnie: ... yes?

AngelKnight: I think that was Hellfire!

Vinnie: ... and?

AngelKnight: We gotta save him!

Vinnie: OK! NEVA FEAR, VINNIE IS HERE! *takes out a Chocobo whistle*

*Vinnie summons a Blue Chocobo*

Chocobo: WARK!

AngelKnight: *mounts Chocobo* LET'S GO!

Vinnie: WAIT FOR-

*Chocobo speeds off towards direction of Fire*

Vinnie: ... me?

*Dr. Matoki looks over and sees AngelKnight coming to save them*

Dr. Matoki: AngelKnight! WE'RE SAVED!

Hellfire Guado: Good, cuz I'm ready to kill here..

AngelKnight: How the heck did you two get into THAT?

Hellfire Guado: Shut up and douse the fire!

AngelKnight: ... I don't have any Materia..

Hellfire Guado: Use magic

AngelKnight: Author doesn't know if I have water magic.

Hellfire Guado: DAMN YOU AUTHOR!

Chibilinnet: Then it would be easy and not funny!

Dr. Matoki: What about the psycho? Vincent?

Vinnie: MY NAME IS VINNIE!

Dr. Matoki: VINCENT! HELP US!

Vinnie: *ignores them*

AngelKnight: Vincent! Hurry! Douse the flames!

Vinnie: Hmph!

Hellfire Guado: VINCENT! USE THE DAMNED MATERIA BEFORE I RIP YER THROAT OUT!

Vinnie: LALALALALA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

AngelKnight: .. Vinnie, can you 'please' save our friends from a fiery death?

Vinnie: I would if I had any MP left

Hellfire Guado: YOU TOO??

Vinnie: *grins stupidly*

Hellfire Guado: ... Vincent, if I die, I am SO taking you to hell with me.

Vinnie: MY NAME IS VINNIE!! VIIIINNNIIIEEE!! WHY WON'T PEOPLE CALL ME VINNIE?? V-I-N-N-I-E!!! VINNIE! THAT'S MY NAME! VINNIE!

Dr. Matoki: Aw, shut up, Vincent.

Hellfire Guado: Yeah, you brat!

Vinnie: I know a mage that can help you guys!

Hellfire Guado: Fine. Just get this damned fire out!

Vinnie: OKIE-DOKIE! *runs away*

Dr. Matoki: We're doomed, aren't we?

Hellfire Guado: 'Fraid so.

AngelKnight: I know who Vinnie is talking about, it's the new guy, I'll go get him, you guys chill out! *races to the other side of the field*

Dr. Matoki: ... I will so strangle her when she comes back..

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The fate of Hellfire Guado and Dr. Matoki rest in the hands of AngelKnight! As she strives to find Corey the Mage, god knows where Vinnie is, and the others are still in a state of confusion! Will anything good come out of this??

Probably not. Oh well.

Still accepting requests! Remember, if you don't like the way I portray you, tell me! You guys have been nice, saying the attitude can be whatever I want! Just let me know if ya don't like it!

And the character Corey belongs to TailsShadowVivi12, not me. Thanks!

-chibilinnet, who currently is very hungry.