CHAPTER FIVE: After playing Xtreme Tag, yer bound to get hungry...
Auron no Aijou suggested this one, so why not? Let us hope I can actually make it funny.. -_-"
Anyway, I have some more plaques to give out. Here is a PLAQUE OF PERMANENT MEMBERSHIP to Golden-Sephy and the title of being Chibi-Auron's mommy! And Silver Sephy is his uncle!
S.S: I am not!
We also give a PLAQUE OF PERMANENT MEMBERSHIP to BloodProphicy, who is also making a ficcy like this! It's funny, you should read ^_^
So anyway.. the Final fantasy characters belong to Square. And Golden Sephy and Silver Sephy belong to Golden-Sephy, Hellfire Guado belongs to Auron no Aijou, BloodProphicy belongs to BloodProphicy, Dr. Matoki belongs to GeminiDeathStar, AngelKnight belongs to angelknight and Corey belongs to TailsShadowVivi12. One of the new people belong to Ark Dragon, the other Kate (vampirezombiegirl).
That was a LONG Disclaimer. Imagine when I get 20+ people. Then I'll have to split the groups. Oh well, as long as everyone gets a line! On with the fic!
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(After going to the other side of the hill, AngelKnight sees Corey, Vinnie, Sephy, G.S and S.S, Chibi-Auron, BloodProphicy and Seymour in a certian arguement)
Vinnie: Cloud! You're back! You look different too!
Corey: I am NOT Cloud!
Seymour: You look like him.
Corey: I AM COREY!
Chibi-Auron: But only Cloud has gravity-defying hair!
Sephy: What about that weird kid who the author's friend likes?
S.S: What about Crono?
G.S: And the DragonBallZ Characters?
Corey: Yeah, anyway!
AngelKnight: Oh, so you're Crono?
Corey: I AM NOT CRONO OR CLOUD! I AM-
BloodProphicy: GOKU!
Corey: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Meanwhile, back to Dr. Matoki and Hellfire Guado*
Hellfire Guado: OK, so how are we gonna get out?
Dr. Matoki: We just wait until Vinnie or AngelKnight comes back!
Hellfire Guado: ...
Dr. Matoki: Yep, any minute now..
**2 hours later**
Hellfire Guado: Jean?
Dr. Matoki: Yeah?
Hellfire Guado: We're going to die here, aren't we?
Dr. Matoki: What the hell are they doing??
**Cut to the others**
Seymour: ...
AngelKnight: ...
Seymour: ...
AngelKnight: ...
Seymour: ...*blink*
AngelKnight: MWAHAHAHAHAAAA! I win again!
Seymour: ONE MORE ROUND!
AngelKnight: FINE!
**Cut back to Hellfire and Dr. Matoki**
Dr. Matoki: Hellfire?
Hellfire Guado: Yeah?
Dr. Matoki: Since you're hair is on fire, aren't you impervious to fire?
Hellfire Guado: ... never thought of that..
*Hellfire Guado walks through the fire unscathed*
Dr. Matoki: HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME??
Hellfire Guado: *jumps over the fire, grabs Dr. Matoki and jumps back*
Dr. Matoki: Why didn't you think of that before??
Hellfire Guado: Look, who's the brains here?
Dr. Matoki: Case in point. Let's go.
*Both wander over to the other, where Vinnie and Chibi-Auron are in a staring contest*
Vinnie: ...
Chibi-Auron: ...
Vinnie: ...
Chibi-Auron: ...
Vinnie: ...
Chibi-Auron: *ear twitches* ...
Vinnie: .. *blink*
Chibi-Auron: WAH-HEY! I win again! *does a victory twirl*
Dr. Matoki: AHEM!
All: *stare at both Dr. Matoki and Hellfire*
Hellfire Guado: We're hungry
G.S: That reminds me.. did anyone pack lunch?
All: ...
BloodProphicy: ... well, this is great..
Corey: Starving to death.. fffuuunn..
Chibi-Auron: WE'RE GONNA STARVE!! *clings on to G.S* I DON'T WANNA DIE, MOMMY!!
G.S: *huggles Chibi-Auron* It's OK! ^_^
Seymour: .. soo.. what are we gonna eat?
Vinnie: I want blooood..
All: *inch away from Vinnie*
Black Mist: *lingering behind Vinnie*
Vinnie: What? What did I say??
*poke*
Vinnie: AAAHHHH!
???: HEHEHEHEEEE! *huggles Sephy*
Sephy: ???
VampireZombieGirl (VZG): HELLO!!
Chibi-Auron: MORE INSANITY!!
Corey: Yay!!
G.S: Awwww.. my little Aurrie is growing so fast.. *sniff*
S.S: Sis, I think yer getting obsessed with this mommy thing..
G.S: Oh be quiet, that is your nephew you're talking about!!
S.S: ...
VZG: *pokes Vinnie some more*
Vinnie: Ow
Dr. Matoki: Oooh.. what's in the backpack?
Seymour: Is it food?
VZG: NO! It's Chibi-Shuopin! He don't say much, but he got a gun!!
Vinnie: *looks at VZG* Vinnie in looove...
Hellfire Guado: ... So, a week after Lucrecia dumps you, you have the hots for a new chick?
AngelKnight: That's just sad..
Vinnie: *flinches at the name Lucrecia*
Dr. Matoki: Lucrecia
Vinnie: *flinch*
Dr. Matoki: Lucrecia!
Vinnie: *flinch*
Corey: Hey! Be nice to Vinnie!
BloodProphicy: Are we ever nice to Vinnie?
Chibi-Auron: ... no?
Vinnie: *sniff*
Sephy: It's fun picking on Vinnie! Hey! I got a line! WHOO-HOO!
VZG: Anyway, where are the munchies??
All: ...
Hellfire Guado: We don't have any..
VZG: WHHHAAA??
Chibi-Auron: It's true..
Sephy: I don't want to starve to death!!
Seymour: shut up..
AngelKnight: Hey, let's eat Vinnie's chocobo!
Chocobo: KWEHHHH!!!
Vinnie: NOOO! *huggles his Chocobo* I love my Chocobo!
S.S: BUT WE'RE HUNGRY!
Dr. Matoki: Yeah, anyway!
BloodProphicy: *takes out dual shotguns* Mmmm.. Kentucky Fried Chocobo..
Vinnie: *gets on Chocobo* C'MON, SCHALA, RUUUUN!!
*Vinnie and Chocobo speed off*
Corey: Did he call that Chocobo Schala?
Hellfire Guado: Lookie here, it DOES have a name!
Sephy: Now what do we eat?
Chibi-Auron: .. Let's chase after it! It can't be that fast!
All: YEAH!
*And so, they race after the Chocobo, but then, 5 minutes later, they see Vinnie staring at some cabin in the distance*
Vinnie: *jumping up and down like an idiot* WE'RE SAVED!! WE'RE SAVED!! WE'RE SAVED!
G.S: Wonder if there's any food in there..?
S.S: Let's raid the place!
All: YEAH!!
*Upon entering the cabin, they see.. A TABLE FILLED WITH GOURMET FOODS! Turkey, pie, ice cream, Oreoes (what? Oreos are gourmet!), Vanilla Coke, regular Coke, and Doritos!*
Sephy: ...Damn
VZG: Foooood...
Corey: LET'S EAT!
*All are about to run towards the food, when a katana-weilding shadow steps out*
???: NO FOOD UNTIL YOU COMPLETE THE QUEST!
AngelKnight: WHAT??
Ark Dragon: I, Ark Dragon, made that feast, but you must pass the test!
BloodProphicy: .. what IS the test?
Ark Dragon: SOLVE THE HANGMAN PUZZLE!!
*Ark Dragon reveals a chalkboard with a hangman puzzle. Three letter word*
Dr. Matoki: ... O!
Ark Dragon: DAG! **writes 'O' on the middle dash*
Seymour: A..
Ark Dragon: NO! *draws a head*
Chibi-Auron: T?
Ark Dragon: NOPE! *draws a line for the body*
Corey: H!
Ark Dragon: *draws an arm* Nope..
S.S: L!
Ark Dragon: *draws another arm* Nope..
Sephy: U-Um...Q?
Ark Dragon: *laughs demonically* NOOOO! *draws a leg*
Vinnie: *gulps* ... W?
Ark Dragon: CURSES! *writes W on the last dash*
Hellfire Guado: This is too freaking easy! C!
Ark Dragon: NOOO! MWAHAHAHAAA! The word was Cow!
*Ark Dragon writes a K on the first dash*
Ark Dragon: K-O-W! Kow!
All: *sweatdrop*
Ark Dragon: *laughs* Naw, I'm not that stupid, I was just playing with you.
All: *whew*
Ark Dragon: BUT NEVERTHELESS, YOU FAILED!!
Chibi-Auron: SHIT!
G.S: *Gasp!* CHIBI-AURON! Where did you learn that language!!
Chibi-Auron: *points to Seymour*
G.S: *glares at Seymour*
Seymour: W-what??
G.S: *grabs Seymour by the neck* NEVER SPEAK THAT LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF AURON AGAIN!
Seymour: O..O..k...
Ark Dragon: AAAAHHHEEEMMM!! Anyway, I need you all to do a task for me!
VZG: We'll probably have to find some stupid secret 'magical' object in the middle of nowhere..
Ark Dragon: NO! You must.. go shopping!
BloodProphicy: ARRRGGHHH!! DIIIIEEEE!! *shoots Ark Dragon*
Ark Dragon: .. no one can die in this fic, dumbass!
Sephy: Calm down, Blood!
BloodProphicy: *hiss....*
Ark Dragon: *gives Chibi-Auron the list of food items* Buy those and bring them back to me!
Chibi-Auron: Uuuh... OK..
**AT OUR LOCAL WALMART SUPER CENTER!**
Chibi-Auron: OK.. first he wants.. Box of Cheerios..
Hellfire Guado: Dude, there's only one left..
VZG: And someone is gonna get it!
(Imagine all this in slow motion to make it funnier)
Person with cart: Chhhheeeerrriiiooosss!! *makes a lunge for the Cheerios*
Chibi-Auron: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *dives for the Cheerios*
*Both are hanging in mid-air, inches away from the last Cheerio box, when a little kid walks up and grabs it*
Little Kid: Look, Mommy! It was the last one!!
Chibi-Auron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *crashes headfirst into the person with cart and falls on the floor*
Seymour: Whoop-de-friggin-do! We lost it to a 5-year-old!
Sephy: Oh well..
Corey: *mouth full of Cheerios* Well, thast's doo bad!
All: *glare at Corey, who has a box of Cheerios in his hand*
Corey: ... what?
G.S: Cheerios. Now.
Corey: NEVER! *runs away, laughing like a maniac*
Hellfire Guado: ARGH! FIRST VINNIE AND THE DAMN CHOCOBO-
Vinnie: HER NAME IS SCHALA!
Hellfire Guado: NOW COREY AND THE DAMN CHEERIOS!
Corey: His name is Bob!
Dr. Matoki: ... you named the Cheerios?
Corey: YES! We've been together for so long..
**Flashback to 5 minutes ago..**
Corey: Hey! 2 more Cheerios boxes left! *grabs one and starts eating*
**End Flashback**
Corey: Endured so many hardships..
**Again, 5 minutes ago..**
Corey: AAAAHHHHH!! SOMEONE TOOK THE WHISTLE FROM THE BOOOOX!!
**OK..**
Sephy: *sniff* Can we be so cruel to seperate Corey from his dear friend, Bob?
AngelKnight: Well.. he DID name the box..
S.S: And they've been together for.. 5 minutes!
G.S: That's a looong time..
Hellfire Guado: *sniff* I'm touched..
Chibi-Auron: ... I'M SOWWIE, BOB! *huggles Corey and the Cheerio Box*
BloodProphicy: GROUP HUGGLE!
*The whole group huggles*
Vinnie: What now..?
VZG: Hey! He didn't specify what KIND of Cheerios.. right?
Chibi-Auron: ... No..
Dr. Matoki: *throws Apple Cinnamon Cheerios in the cary* OK, let's go!
Seymour: What's next..?
G.S: Box of Itz...sa..koo..wha?
S.S: Itsakadoobie?
VZG: Naw, Itzakasoobie!
Vinnie: Itzadadoozie!
AngelKnight: No.. Itzakadoozie!!
Chibi-Auron: What the hell is this anyway??
Sephy: Sounds like a video game...
Dr. Matoki: Time to put my latest invention to work! The ITEMDEX™!!
BloodProphicy: That's a gay name!
Dr. Matoki: Shut up! *types Itzakadoozie in the Itemdex™*
Itemdex™: ITZAKADOOZIE: Type of Popsicle, with lemon, lime, and some other flavors that the author forgot about because she only has the fudge kind.
Corey: .. That thing is screwed up.
Dr. Matoki: NO! The Itemdex™ never lies!
VZG: Yeah, and Vinnie is a Pokémon!
Vinnie: I am??
Hellfire Guado: Your stupid enough to be one..
Vinnie: Thank you! ^_^
VZG: *pokes Vinnie* Heheheheee!
Vinnie: SHE TOUCHED ME!! I'll never wash this arm again..
Chibi-Auron: Vinnie.. do you EVER wash your claw arm?
Vinnie: No.. It'll rust!!
Dr. Matoki: Don't be silly, Vinnie, gold doesn't rust! You should wash it, it'll be shiny!
Vinnie: *grabs some Windex and rubs his claw arm* Like this?
*Claw arm now is REALLY SHINY*
Chibi-Auron: ...Shiny..
Vinnie: *moves the arm to his right*
Everyone: *eyes follow*
Vinnie: ...
Sephy: Shhhiiiinnnyyy...
Vinnie: ... *moves arm to the left*
G.S: Shiny...
Vinnie: *walks around*
Everyone: *follows Vinnie, keeping their eyes on the claw*
Chibilinnet: shiiiny..
Vinnie: Wow, I even got the author!
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Oh no! Now that Vinnie shined up his claw arm, he's got everyone, even me, in a trance! Anyway, sorry is dis chapter ish short, I just made it to Zeal in Chrono Trigger (got the Epoch, SHEEE-YAH!) and I 'm stuck on Mt. Woe looking for Melchior ^_^()
Anyway, suggestions are welcome, and I think I'm losing my touch. What do you think? :( I'm afraid it's just not that funny anymore without having to revert to total random insanity..