CHAPTER NINE: Linnet, you changed your mind again??

No survivor element anymore. We'll move the new storyline along and incorporate any new ideas. The main thing though, is getting everyone to the End of Time so they can go to a certian game dimension (hint: Golden-Sephy went there once). Also, due to popular demand, Bob, like Aeris, will not be revived. Not even in the end. he may name a ghostly cameo (like Aeris) but he's not coming back. Once again, like Aeris, he has fufilled his duty!

Corey: Which is..?

Me: Providing us all with a nutricous snack!

All: *cheer* WHOO! GO BOB!

So, here is the long copy and pasted disclaimer:

The various Final Fantasy people also belong to Square

Golden Sephy and Silver Sephy belong to Golden-Sephy

Hellfire Guado belongs to Auron no Aijou

AngelKnight belongs to angelknight

Dr. Matoki belongs to GenimiDeathStar

BloodProphicy belongs to BloodProphicy

Corey belongs to TailsShadowVivi12

VZG belongs to Kate (vampirezombiegirl)

Raven belongs to The Great Kaiser Shadow

Ark Dragon belongs to Ark Dragon

DreamHuntress belongs to DreamHuntress

And I used the Al Bhed translator from http://www.ffinsider.net, it's good for all you people who want to write stuff in Al Bhed and not have to learn the language if you're in a hurry!

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Corey: *is running around the desert* Bob?? BOOOOOOB??

Hellfire Guado: Dammit, Corey, he's dead! Like Rufus!

Rufus: I'm here! Alive! See?

AngelKnight: OMG, HE IS ALIVE! *huggles Rufs*

VZG: *pokes Vinnie* YAY!!

Vinnie: Ow!!

Rufus: Morphine?

Vinnie: *nods and drinks*

Raven: Enough with the morphine jokes already!

BloodProphicy: *is about to shoot Seymour, but DreamHuntress steps in*

DreamHuntress: ... ahem..

BloodProphicy: YOU SUCK! *shoots Rufus*

Rufus: Ow! *drinks more morphine* HAH! I AM INVINCIBLE TO PAIN!!

Dr. Matoki: .. So, where are we going now?

Sephy: I know! Let's ask.. THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL!

*Sephy holds up a conch shell with a pullstring attached on it*

Everyone: Ooooh, aaaaaaah..

Ark Dragon: Well, ask already!!

Chibi-Auron: *grabs conch shell* Oh, mighty conch shell, what shall we do?? *pulls string*

*Pause for dramatic effect*

Conch Shell: ... Nothing

All: THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN!

*Everyone sits there doing nothing*

2 hours later..

BloodProphicy: Hey, I'm hungry

AngelKnight: ...

BloodProphicy: *turns to G.S* Hey, G, I'm hungry

G.S: ...

BloodProphicy: Yeesh, all I want is some ^%$*ing food..

G.S: *jumps up and unsheaths the Masamune* WHAT WAS THAT I HEARD??

BloodProphicy: Uh, my sentence enhancers?

G.S: OK, but don't say them anyway! I don't like the sound of it!

BloodProphicy: Fine..

4 hours later...

Vinnie: zzzz...

VZG: I'm bored. *pokes Vinnie*

Dr. Matoki: We have to stay here and do nothing.

S.S: The great Conch shell will reward us, so quit talking!

6 hours later...

*Somewhere in the Al Bhed Home*

Rikku: Rinno ib, kioc, dra cibbmo dnilg ec lusehk! (Hurry up, guys, the supply truck is coming!)

Random Guy #1: Vehymmo! Vuut! Ur zuo! (Finally! Food! Oh joy!)

Random Guy #2: Clnaf vuut, E fyhd dra bunhu sykywehac!! (Screw food, I want the porno magazines!!)

Random Guy #1: Dra cibbmo dnilg ryt bunhu sykywehac? (The supply truck had porno magazines?)

Random Guy #2: Oayr! Bmahdo uv dras, y mud ryt caqo beldinac uv Rikku!! (Yeah! Plenty of them, a lot had sexy pictures of Rikku!!)

Random Guy #1: TYSSED! Fro fyc E hud ehvunsat uv drec?? (DAMMIT! Why was I not informed of this??)

Rikku: Fryd yna oui kioc dymgehk ypuid? E raynt so hysa! (What are you guys talking about? I heard my name!)

Random Guy #1: *evil grin* Drec kio ujan rana ryc hygat beldinac uv oui...(this guy over here has naked pictures of you...)

Rikku: FRYD?? LUSA PYLG RANA, OUI MEDDMA CRED, E'MM GEMM OUI! (WHAT? COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, I'LL KILL YOU!!)

Random Guy #2: HHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! (NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!)

*And near the trail to the Al Bhed Home...*

Guy driving supply truck: *singing* Ed'c nyehehk sah! Rymmamizyr! (It's raining men! Hallelujah!)

*The supply truck hits a bump, and due to the incredibly strong winds, the supply truck is blown to another part of the desert and the poor driver is dumped in a fire ant nest*

Guy driving supply truck: Uf... (Ow...)

Fire ant leader: Muug, sah! Y vnacr dycdo risyh! (look, men, a fresh tasty human!)

Fire ant: Fro yna fa cbaygehk eh Al Bhed, cen? E druikrd fa duilrat aylr udran fedr uin vaamanc! (Why are we speaking in Al Bhed, sir? I thought we touched each other with out feelers?)

Fire ant leader: Aaaaf! E's hud kyo, yht fa'na eh y FFX vel, yht fa'na eh dra Sanubia Tacand, L'SUH! Huf, mad'c ayd dryd risyh! (Eeeew! I'm not gay, and we're in a FFX fic, and we're in the Sanubia Desert, C'MON! Now, let's eat that human!)

*Let's see where that supply truck went..*

*Supply truck lands in the middle of the circle our heroes made*

Raven: YAY!!

All: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CONCH!

*Everyone digs into the food there, and Hellfire and Ark found the porno magazines*

Hellfire Guado: Eew, they actually look at this crap?

Ark Dragon: *still staring* ... Yeah.

Hellfire Guado: *grabs magazines and burns them* Fire!

Ark Dragon: Oh, yeah, we need more heat!

Chibi-Auron: Actually, it gets dangerously cold during the night in a desert..

Ark Dragon: Maybe so, but is it night?

*Moon appears, sky is dark, it is cold and owls are hooting for unknown reasons*

Corey: *snickers*

Ark Dragon: Oh, is that Bob I see over there?

Corey: Bob?? WHERE?? BOOOOB!

*Corey runs off in some random direction, but he has his author-given shield to block out cold and fire ants*

Seymour: Yay! Campfire and a bunch of people! Ya known what this means?

Sephy: CAMPFIRE STORIES!!

All but Sephy and Seymour: *groan*

Seymour: C'mon, it'll be fun!

Rufus: ... One time, I caught Scarlet-

G.S: That's enough, Rufs.

Rufus: But I didn't even finish..

S.S: Anything with Scarlet is bound to be pornographic.

Rufus: .. good point.

Chibi-Auron: Yeah, there are chibis present!

Dr. Matoki: One time, I found a house, and it had a sprinkler..

All: *stare at Dr. Matoki*

Dr. Matoki: What? The sprinkler was gushing water, like, fifty feet high!

All: Ooooooh...

G.S: I met Spekkio once. While I was going through plot holes. I killed him with one hit.

Chibi-Auron: That's my mommy! *hugs*

All: Aaaaaaw...

Seymour: One time, I saw Ch-

Chibi-Auron: *holds reader's favorite game over fire*

Seymour: Never mind

Ark Dragon: Katanas are fun to play with, did you know that? They make nice slicing sounds.

Vinnie: *is deep in thought*

DreamHuntress: What's up, Vinnie?

Vinnie: *looks up* IT'S E.T!!

All: *looks up*

*There is a bicycle flying in the sky, and then a gunshot is heard and it falls down, while someone is heard screaming*

BloodProphicy: .. Is that supposed to be funny?

Raven: She meant, what are you thinking, Vinnie?

Vinnie: You know the guy who owns that Monster arena, in the Calm lands?

Chibi-Auron: *nods*

Vinnie: Well, where does he get his items? I mean, you catch monsters, and he has large amounts of insanely rare items, including an Ultimate Weapon. Where does he get them?? (A/N: Idea from Dmor12. Thanks!)

DreamHuntress: ... Good point *glomps Seymour*

Seymour: ^_^

Rufus: Uhh.. maybe we can ask my daddy!

AngelKnight: Ain't yer daddy dead?

Rufus: No, my other daddy, Reeve!

Corey: *pops back into story* Neh?? Your daddy is Reeve?

Rufus: Well, he treats me like I'm his son..

Chibi-Auron: Hey wait! Isn't Rufus dead too?

Linnet: Ruffy is not dead!

Hellfire Guado: Whatever you say, Linnet.

Linnet: But he isn't!! HE ISN'T!! *grabs Rufus and runs off*

BloodProphicy: ... Now I have no one to torture..

*throws Rufus back in*

BloodProphicy: YAY!! *shoots up Rufus and rips out his spinal cord, jump-roping on it again*

Rufus: ... Ow

Sephy: I'm sleepy..

S.S: We should ask the Mighty Conch Shell what to do!

All: Yeah!

S.S: Oh, Mighty Conch shell, what shall we do??

*S.S pulls the string again. Remember to pause for dramatic effect!*

Conch Shell: Tseng: Rufus! Hand'eth over the Masamune!

Rufus: ?

Conch Shell: Tseng: Be that magic you use? I hath heard only magicians wield it!

Conch Shell: (new voice) Elena: Travel to the End of Time and you can learn magic as well!

Raven: Wait, Tseng and Elene aren't in Chrono Trigger..

Vinnie: Maybe it has something to do with the fact that the author is playing her illegal Chrono Trigger ROM as we speak.

All: *Gasp!*

VZG: *pokes Vinnie* Oh, the horror! The horror!

DreamHuntress: I think she means we have to go to the End of Time to continue the damn story.

Corey: What about the whole survivor thing?

Seymour: No one is voting anyway, and aren't those banned anyway?

*Author shrugs, and is about to make an important announcement*

Linnet: THIS IS IMPORTANT, HENCE IT IS UNDERLINED AND BOLDED! I'M NOT ACCEPTING ANYMORE REQUESTS. THE NUMBER OF CHARACTERS IS STARTING TO OVERWHELM ME, SO I'LL SPLIT THEM UP THE NEXT COUPLE OF CHAPTERS. SORRY, BUT I HAVE 15 PEOPLE TO THINK LINES UP FOR, AND IT AIN'T FUN!

Ark Dragon: Fine, but how the hell are we gonna get to the End of Time.

All: *stare at Dr. Matoki*

Dr. Matoki: ... what?

Hellfire Guado: Aren't you gonna tell us how to get to the End of Time?

Dr. Matoki: I don't know! What the hell do I look like, a scientist??

All: ...

Dr. Matoki: Ask Chibi-Auron.

G.S: Auron?

Chibi-Auron: WE USE THIS!

*Chibi-Auron holds up a shiny sphere*

All: Shiiiiiiney...

Chibi-Auron: This is a better version of Lucca's Gate key! We can go anywhere we want to without using a gate!

Sephy: So, it's a portable Epoch.

Chibi-Auron: Ri.. hey, Sephy, how do you know about the Epoch??

Sephy: *turns around whistling*

Chibi-Auron: OK, whatever, let's go!

*Everyone does Lucca's victory dance (spin around and place one hand on yer hip, another up in the air) and the special 'Portable Epoch Sphere' transports them all to..

THE END OF TIME! DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN........

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This chapter may be short, I know, I have been neglecting my author duties! Bad Linnet!

*WHACK!*

Ow, anyway, I have to study for some little quiz (*cough*PlayChronoTrigger*cough*) and I need all the time. I also need to look at the rules section in my planner (AKA, Holy Book of Student Life, without it you are doomed to fail) to study for some other quiz! (*cough*PlayingFinalFantasy6*cough*)

So, I'll try to make the next chapter longer and funnier.

remember, I can't accept anymore characters, but I *will* out cameos of your character (or any character) for a section of a chapter, and I'm all ears for storyline suggestions!