CHAPTER TEN: Hey, what happened to Spekkio?
Now we are all at the End of Time, where Gaspar appears to have done some remodeling.. Hehehehe..
Now, for the copy and pasted disclaimer:
The various Final Fantasy people also belong to Square
Golden Sephy and Silver Sephy belong to Golden-Sephy
Hellfire Guado belongs to Auron no Aijou
AngelKnight belongs to angelknight
Dr. Matoki belongs to GenimiDeathStar
BloodProphicy belongs to BloodProphicy
Corey belongs to TailsShadowVivi12
VZG belongs to Kate (vampirezombiegirl)
Raven belongs to The Great Kaiser Shadow
Ark Dragon belongs to Ark Dragon
DreamHuntress belongs to DreamHuntress
Now, on with the fic!
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*At the End of Time..*
Gaspar: *is cleaning up a nasty blood stain in Spekkio's room* No good stupid.. Confounded.. Motherfuc-
*Gaspar is interrupted by everyone falling our of a time portal*
Gaspar: STUPID ^%*(ING TRAVELERS! YOU ENTER THE OTHER WAY!
G.S: I HEARD SWEARING!
Chibi-Auron: Sowwie mister!
Gaspar: Hmph! Rotten kids..
*Everyone leaves Spekkio's room and finds that Gaspar has.. redecorated..*
*The End of Time has graffiti pasted all over the place, there is a golden $ on top of the lamppost, a bean bag chair sits underneath and a boom box is blaring 'Fight Music' by D12.*
G.S: OH GOD! *destroys the boom box*
Hellfire Guado: Damn, calm down, G.S.. it's just a song..
Rufus: Yeah, I like this one! L
G.S: NO SWEARING IN FRONT OF AURRIE! *twitch*
AngelKnight: Calm down, G.S..
Dr. Matoki: Anyway, what now?
Sephy: We ask the Mighty Conch Shell!
*Sephy holds up the Mighty Conch Shell, but then he drops it*
All: *in slow motion* NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Conch Shell shatters*
DreamHuntress: NOW WE WON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! *huggles Seymour*
Seymour: ^^
Vinnie: I know! We can ask Gaspar!
Ark Dragon: YO! Old man Gaspar! What should we do now??
Gaspar: Why the %$^ are you asking me?? What the hell do I look like, a ^%&* Guru??
Corey: … That was a trick question, right?
Gaspar: Dumbass..
Raven: Hey, how come you helped Crono and the others, but not us?
Gaspar: 'Cause! Square paid me and yer cheap-ass author did not!
All: *glare at Linnet*
Linnet: WHAT?? I need this money, you know!
VZG: *pokes Vinnie* We'll just have to explore the different time portals then..
Gaspar: Ah, there ain't no more time portals! Those lead to different game dimensions now!
BloodProphicy: Hey! What about time traveling! I wanted to go back in time and stop Seymour from ever getting that restraining order!
Gaspar: Blame it on the Cetra. They said no more time-travel, since it *&(s up the world and crap like that. Well, get the hell out of here, I have to clean up this &%$& mess..
G.S: *whistles and hides behind S.S*
Ark Dragon: OK, we'll have to split up into 6 groups..
OK, listen up! The groups are…
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Chibi-Auron
Golden Sephy
Hellfire Guado
Rufus
Ark Dragon
Raven
Dr. Matoki
AngelKnight
DreamHuntress
BloodProphicy
Seymour
Sephy
Silver Sephy
Corey
Vampirezombiegirl
Chi-Su
Vinnie
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Sephy: Hey, who's Chi-Su?
Chi-Su: *pops out of VZG's backpack* ^^! I'm in the story! Yay!
VZG: *pokes Vinnie* YAY! ^^
*Chrono Trigger main theme plays*
Chibi-Auron: OK! Let's go on another meaningless sidequest made to make the adventure go longer!
All: Um.. Yay?
*So, each of the groups stepped into the six portals left after the Cetra shut down time travel. Let's see Chibi-Auron's group, where did they go??*
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=*Chibi-Auron's group*=
*Portal drops them onto some dirty playground-type lot*
G.S: Where are we?
Hellfire Guado: *reads a sign* It says.. Playground of Dooom.
Chibi-Auron: Three Os?
Hellfire Guado: *nods*
*I just want to say that the Playground of Dooom is Vampirezombiegirls's idea. Thanks!*
Chibi-Auron: Playground! Yay! Mommy, can I play??
G.S: OK, but be careful, and don't step on any glass, take needles, pills or anything from kids who look older than you, and kill someone if they make you uncomfortable!
Chibi-Auron: OK! *runs off to play in the Playground of Dooom*
Hellfire Guado: … Was that..wise?
G.S: Remember.. In this fanfic, the main characters don't die!
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==*Rufus's group*==
*Portal drops them into a smoke-filled room*
Rufus: WHHHEEEE!! THAT WAS FUN! I WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN!
Ark Dragon: Can I kill him yet?
Raven: *shakes head*
Ark Dragon: Sooo.. Where the heck are we?
Schala: *talking to Lavos, is drunk* ANYWAY, I SAID, I DUN CARE HOW MUCH DIS IS, I WANT MY HAIR BACK, AND SHE SAYS, I NEED BOOZE! SO I ATE AN APPLE, AND I STILL DON'T HAVE MY PURPLE BOOK BACK!
Lavos: Schala, we have guests! Oh joy!
*Lavos comes out with a pink apron and a tray of tea*
Lavos: Sit! Make yourselves welcome, dear me, Schala, fix yourself up, you look like a drunk!
Schala: HAHAHAHAAA! PINK AND PURPLE SPORKS!!
Raven: Erm.. Where are we?
Lavos: Well, the Darkness of Time, of course! It gets quite lonely here, with only me and Schala, who is drunk half the time.
Rufus: Tea! *drinks*
Lavos: ^_^
Ark Dragon: I'm scared..
Schala: MERRY *&^%ING CHRISTMASSSSS…TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
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=*Dr. Matoki's team*=
*Portal drops them off in the Shinra building*
AngelKnight: Hey! Isn't Rufus supposed to be here??
DreamHuntress: TURKS!
*Turks come out and stare at the three*
Reno: … The hell?
Dr. Matoki: Um… hi?
Elena: Oh, are you the new scientists Hojo sent for?
AngelKnight: … yes! We are!
Rude: …
Dr. Matoki: Ah… where is the lab..?
Reno: 67th floor..
DreamHuntress: *drags the other two away* Um, er, thanks!
Rude: Have you seen a kid with blonde hair? Hyper? His name is Rufus.
AngelKnight, DreamHuntress and Dr. Matoki: … Of course not.
Elena: Ok! Let's go!
*AngelKnight, Dr. Matoki and Dreamhuntress step on the elevator*
Dr. Matoki: Ew, we have to spend this mission with Hojo..
AngelKnight: *gets out bazooka* This will be fun! ^^
DreamHuntress: Hey, we can't kill anyone!
AngelKnight: Awww..
Dr. Matoki: .. Yet.
*All three are heard cackling in the elevator*
Reno: Them three chicks are strange..
Tseng: I know..
Reno: AUUGGHHH! ZOMBIE!
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=*BloodProphicy's group*=
*Portal drops them into a..um.. Ah, just think of what hell must look like*
BloodProphicy: *is chibi* HA! THIS IS CHIBI-DEMON LAND! I rule here! ^^
(I would also like to say that Blood suggested that they drop in here)
Seymour: *is also chibi* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
BloodProphicy: *rips out Seymour's spinal cord and drags him everywhere* HEHEHEHEEE! I'm gonna have so much fun! Let's see how my kingdom is doing!
*BloodProphicy drags Seymour to the Chibi-Demon Land Palace, where the Chancellor awaits*
Chancellor: Greetings, King Blood! *bows*
BloodProphicy: Ah, hello Yakra! *flings Seymour to the side of the room* See to it this slime is sent to the… *eyes twinkle* Macarena room!
Seymour: ?
Yakra: *shivers* Er.. OK..
*Yakra sends Seymour off to the Macarena room, where soon after screams can be heard*
BloodProphicy: MWAHAHAHAHAAA! Now, why am I here again?
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=*Sephy's team*=
*Portal drops them into a classroom*
Silver Sephy: ??
Quistis: AH! NEW STUDENTS! WE LCOME TO THE CLASSROOM OF DOOM!
Sephy: Only 2 Os?
Quistis: YES! MWAHAHAHAHAAA! Now, today we are going to study the many methods of reviving Aeris! blah blah blah blah…
Corey: She might mention the Monster Arena, maybe we should listen.
Silver Sephy: Aw, I HATE classes. *pouts and sits*
Quistis: blah blah Cheese Weapon, blah blah, reviving Aeris, blah blah impossible, blah blah Gameshark, Blah blah..8009CBDE - FF03..
*6 HOURS LATER*
Quistis: Blah blah, wooden Chocobo, blah blah blah…
Silver Sephy: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! *kills Quistis with the Chrono Trigger Masamune*
Sephy: *gasp!* You killed a teacher! You're gonna get suspended!
Corey: Sephy, we don't even belong here.
Other students: YAY!!!
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=*VZG's group*=
*Portal drops them off in a blank white space*
VZG: *pokes Vinnie* ?? Chi-Su, where are we?
Chi-Su: *pops put of bag* Hmmm… it looks like you are in the NC-17 section of Fanfiction.net!
Vinnie: … Didn't they scrap that section?
Chi-Su: It appears we are in a non-existent space. That must make us non-existent as well.
Vinnie: If we don't exist, how can the author write about us?
VZG: *pokes Vinnie* I think this space is real, there just is nothing here.
*Some forgotten lemon floats by*
Vinnie: Oh! *grabs it* Let's see… ME AND CID?? Oo"
VZG: *pokes Vinnie* Hmph! There's nothing here but deleted stories!
Chi-Su: There *COULD* be something here.. Ya know, there used to be nothing at the End of Time*
Vinnie: *is reading a lemon of him and Yuffie* Mmm.. I like this one..
VZG: GAH! *rips up lemon and glomps Vinnie, then pokes him*
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Well, that makes it easier for me to write! ^^ So, just in case you'll forget (or already have) here is where everyone is:
Chibi-Auron, Golden Sephy and Hellfire Guado: Playground of Dooom (yes, three Os, idea from VZG, thanks!)
Rufus, Ark Dragon and Raven: Darkness of Time (Chrono Cross)
Dr. Matoki, AngelKnight and DreamHuntress: Elevator, heading up to Floor 67 (FF7, Shinra building)
BloodProphicy, Seymour: Chibi-Demon Land (Blood's idea, thanks!)
Sephy, Silver Sephy and Corey: Classroom of Doom (Again, VZG's idea. She's so cool!)
Vampirezombiegirl, Chi-Su and Vinnie: NC-17 section of fanfiction.net
And they are SUPPOSED to be finding out where the guy in the Monster Arena in FFX gets all his rare items, INCLUDING an Ultimate Weapon. (Dmor12's idea, thanks!)
One more note: I just saw the 'proper' ending to Chrono Cross (freeing the girl inside of the Time Devourer) and it was THE BEST FRIGGIN ending I ever saw. Chrono Cross players MUST see this ending!! Here's the order you cast the Elements when you fight TD:
Yellow
Red
Green
Blue
Black
White
Chrono Cross
I know this has nothing to do with the story, but the ending was just SO GOOD! By that, I mean the music. DAMN!