LOTRL Word/Phrase Guide
It has come to my attention that beings that aren't the Faerie Hobbits will not understand what the hell is going on in the next chapter. Therefore I have compiled with the help of my Faerie Hobbit Colleges a Guide to the Words and Phrases that shall be used in the chapter in an attempt to make it vaguely clearer to you.
Asparagus - A type of vegetable. Also a friendly insult.
Side wave - A style of wave I never knew existed until Skip and Amber pointed out that I did it. To do the side wave, raise your fore arm to a 90 degree angle to the floor about level with the eyes. Then proceed to open and close your hand in the form of a wave. This is a side wave.
Yo, Bo, Booyaka, Booyakasha, Bred Win, Posse, Crew - Terms used by Ali G and residents of the English county of Essex. These beings are extremely amusing to listen to. They're known as Rude Boys.
Flamigeons - A flamingo crossed with a pigeon. A flamingo pigeon.
Damigeons - A Dalmatian crossed with a pigeon. A Dalmatian pigeon.
Carrots - You have to have read The Secret Diaries to understand the true hilarity of this vegetable.
Strawberries - Very tasty fruit. Again linked to The Secret Diaries.
A Boom Boom - A favourite among the Faerie Hobbits. A random phrase that can mean generally good things.
Cha Ching - The noise that is made after you are blessed by a Faerie Hobbit.
It has come to my attention that beings that aren't the Faerie Hobbits will not understand what the hell is going on in the next chapter. Therefore I have compiled with the help of my Faerie Hobbit Colleges a Guide to the Words and Phrases that shall be used in the chapter in an attempt to make it vaguely clearer to you.
Asparagus - A type of vegetable. Also a friendly insult.
Side wave - A style of wave I never knew existed until Skip and Amber pointed out that I did it. To do the side wave, raise your fore arm to a 90 degree angle to the floor about level with the eyes. Then proceed to open and close your hand in the form of a wave. This is a side wave.
Yo, Bo, Booyaka, Booyakasha, Bred Win, Posse, Crew - Terms used by Ali G and residents of the English county of Essex. These beings are extremely amusing to listen to. They're known as Rude Boys.
Flamigeons - A flamingo crossed with a pigeon. A flamingo pigeon.
Damigeons - A Dalmatian crossed with a pigeon. A Dalmatian pigeon.
Carrots - You have to have read The Secret Diaries to understand the true hilarity of this vegetable.
Strawberries - Very tasty fruit. Again linked to The Secret Diaries.
A Boom Boom - A favourite among the Faerie Hobbits. A random phrase that can mean generally good things.
Cha Ching - The noise that is made after you are blessed by a Faerie Hobbit.