INTERMISSION: because we all need one in a good (or bad) story!
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Linnet: NO!! I NEED TO PLAY KINGDOM HEARTS!! THE CATERPILLAR MUST DIE! DIE, I TELL YOU!!
*Kaz and Kidd drag Linnet to her computer, kicking and screaming*
Kaz: This is worse than the Chrono Cross incident...
Kidd: Oi, Kaz, she's getting away!!
*Kaz and Kidd preform a Double Tech and tackle Linnet, dragging her back to the basement and chaining up thew door*
Linnet: *pounds on door* KINGDOM HEARTS!! KINGDOM HEARTS!! KINGDOM HEARTS!!
Kidd: She isn't going to write, is she?
Kaz: Well, we could have an intermission..
Kidd: Yeah, it's a hell of a lot better than writing the damn story again.
Linnet: *tugs on Kaz's trenchcoat* Kingdom Hearts... ME WILL SUMMON SIMBA!! THEN YOU WILL SEE!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!
*Linnet tries to summon Simba, but horribly fails*
Linnet: DAMMIT!!
Kaz: ... Sooo.. who's writing the story?
Kidd: I dunno!
Linnet: COURAGE! COURAGE, DAMMIT!! *swings around her house key, which she thinks is the Keyblade* I MUST VISIT LEON!
Kaz: ... That's it, get the Manipulate materia...
Linnet: *pounces on Kaz* NEEEEVVAAAAARR!!!!
Kaz: Oo" AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kidd: *grabs popcorn and sits back* Fun..
*Chibi-Auron, Golden-Sephy and Corey walk in*
Corey: So, like, we're all waiting here, is she gonna write the story?
Kidd: No.
G.S: Tsk! She's setting a bad example for Aurrie!
Chibi-Auron: No! Mommy told me not to kill anyone unless they try to kill me first!
G.S: That's right!
Corey: ... So, she's not writing?
Kidd: Not until we can wean her off Kingdom Hearts. You think this is bad, you should see her at school..
*Scene at school cafeteria (Linnet's note: I actually did this)*
Linnet: THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL, WHO HAD PRETTY CURLS, WHO LIVED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST! AND WHEN SHE WAS GOOD, THE ANIMALS WOULD COME, AND SHE'D HAVE A BIG BBQ! WHOO!
Rae: KATIE, I'M SCARED!
Katie: Me too, Rae.
*Back to Linnet's basement*
Kaz: Wait, I know someone who can help! RUFUS!\
Rufus: Yeah?
Kaz: Make her write the story!
Rufus: Linnet, write the story!
Linnet: *looks at Rufus* NEVER!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME TO INSANE ASYLUM! I'M FREE! FREEEEE!! *jumps on top of boxes, hisses, then the box's give way and she falls* Ow.
Rufus: Well, I've done all I can..
Kidd: Damn..
Rufus: *sits next to Kidd and drinks Slim-Fast*
Kidd: ... Slim-Fast?
Rufus: Did you see how obese Palmer and Heidagger are, dammit? Working at Shinra makes you gain weight!! *gulps down more Slim-Fast*
Kaz: ...
Kidd: ...
Rufus: ...
Chibi-Auron: ...
Corey: ...
G.S: ...
Linnet: THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL, WHO HAD PRETTY CURLS, WHO LIVED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST!...
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Linnet: NO!! I NEED TO PLAY KINGDOM HEARTS!! THE CATERPILLAR MUST DIE! DIE, I TELL YOU!!
*Kaz and Kidd drag Linnet to her computer, kicking and screaming*
Kaz: This is worse than the Chrono Cross incident...
Kidd: Oi, Kaz, she's getting away!!
*Kaz and Kidd preform a Double Tech and tackle Linnet, dragging her back to the basement and chaining up thew door*
Linnet: *pounds on door* KINGDOM HEARTS!! KINGDOM HEARTS!! KINGDOM HEARTS!!
Kidd: She isn't going to write, is she?
Kaz: Well, we could have an intermission..
Kidd: Yeah, it's a hell of a lot better than writing the damn story again.
Linnet: *tugs on Kaz's trenchcoat* Kingdom Hearts... ME WILL SUMMON SIMBA!! THEN YOU WILL SEE!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!
*Linnet tries to summon Simba, but horribly fails*
Linnet: DAMMIT!!
Kaz: ... Sooo.. who's writing the story?
Kidd: I dunno!
Linnet: COURAGE! COURAGE, DAMMIT!! *swings around her house key, which she thinks is the Keyblade* I MUST VISIT LEON!
Kaz: ... That's it, get the Manipulate materia...
Linnet: *pounces on Kaz* NEEEEVVAAAAARR!!!!
Kaz: Oo" AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kidd: *grabs popcorn and sits back* Fun..
*Chibi-Auron, Golden-Sephy and Corey walk in*
Corey: So, like, we're all waiting here, is she gonna write the story?
Kidd: No.
G.S: Tsk! She's setting a bad example for Aurrie!
Chibi-Auron: No! Mommy told me not to kill anyone unless they try to kill me first!
G.S: That's right!
Corey: ... So, she's not writing?
Kidd: Not until we can wean her off Kingdom Hearts. You think this is bad, you should see her at school..
*Scene at school cafeteria (Linnet's note: I actually did this)*
Linnet: THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL, WHO HAD PRETTY CURLS, WHO LIVED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST! AND WHEN SHE WAS GOOD, THE ANIMALS WOULD COME, AND SHE'D HAVE A BIG BBQ! WHOO!
Rae: KATIE, I'M SCARED!
Katie: Me too, Rae.
*Back to Linnet's basement*
Kaz: Wait, I know someone who can help! RUFUS!\
Rufus: Yeah?
Kaz: Make her write the story!
Rufus: Linnet, write the story!
Linnet: *looks at Rufus* NEVER!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME TO INSANE ASYLUM! I'M FREE! FREEEEE!! *jumps on top of boxes, hisses, then the box's give way and she falls* Ow.
Rufus: Well, I've done all I can..
Kidd: Damn..
Rufus: *sits next to Kidd and drinks Slim-Fast*
Kidd: ... Slim-Fast?
Rufus: Did you see how obese Palmer and Heidagger are, dammit? Working at Shinra makes you gain weight!! *gulps down more Slim-Fast*
Kaz: ...
Kidd: ...
Rufus: ...
Chibi-Auron: ...
Corey: ...
G.S: ...
Linnet: THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL, WHO HAD PRETTY CURLS, WHO LIVED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST!...
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