[View pans out onto a noisy movie studio. The set is a party-bedecked
ballroom, filled with weirdoes in tuxedoes. No one is filming, so the
various actors are all just hanging out and taking a break. One person
once again interrupts the 'peaceful' scene. Nny rushes out of his dressing
room, waving a bra in one hand and a machete in the other. People scatter,
though Gally runs to him, in an attempt to calm him down.]
Gally: Johnny C! Stop this right now! You already promised you would do this!
Nny: Well screw it! Get Happy Noodle Boy to do it! I just read the script through, and do you know just what it is you expect me to do?! No way in HELL!!
Gally: Nny, Nny, calm down. Listen to me. Please?
[She smiles coyly at Nny, making him shudder.]
Nny: Aww.you promised you wouldn't do that anymore.
Gally: Well, it's an emergency. Tell you what. Do this for me, and I will personally install a Freezy machine in your house.
Nny: And?
Gally: And.I will buy out all the tickets to any movie of your choice so idiots won't interrupt our show.
Nny: And?
Gally: *sigh* You drive a hard bargain. And I'll get Happy Noodle Boy to do the three scenes that scare you so much.
Nny: Okay. I would have done it for the last one alone, but your offer is so tempting.
Gally: Great. Now give me the machete and go get dressed. *She snatches a cloak off a nearby costume rack and drapes it over his arms. Nny hands her the machete and goes back into the dressing room.*
Gally: Oh boy. Okay, everyone, Nny's almost ready to do this. Get into your places!
[Everyone takes their places.]
[Nny comes out of his dressing room swathed in his cloak and climbs the catwalk to the elevator. He flashed a thumbs-up, however grudgingly.]
Gally: Action!
[Red and Devi are quickly backing up the carpeted steps.]
Devi: Brad, let's get out of here.
Red: Not until we use their phone.
Devi: Brad, I'm frightened!
Red: There's nothing to worry about, Janet! We'll be out of here soon!
[While Red says this, Devi sees the elevator coming down, and gets scared. It's real fear. For obvious reasons, she doesn't like this particular person.]
[The elevator door opens, revealing a cloaked figure with scary hair. One six-inch heel clicks on the floor of the elevator. The figure turns around. For your sake, I will spare you the description, but it's Nny. With too much eye shadow.]
Nny: How'd you do. I-see you've met my-faithful-handy man. He's just a little brought down, cuz-when you knocked-he thought you were the-candy man.
[He struts down the walkway to his throne.]
Don't get strung up! By the way I look! Don't judge a book by its coveeer. I'm not, much of a man, by the, light of day, but by night I'm- I'm not singing this filth.
Gally: Oh, please, Nny, it's not that bad! Please just sing it!
Nny: But-
[Gally immediately turns into her dragon form, disrupting chairs and scaring the hell out of everyone.]
Gally: *loud, growly voice* Dammit, Johnny, sing the f**kin' song!!
[He nods mutely and goes back to his place on the set. Gally resumes her human shape, although she has a long slim tail that's lashing angrily from side to side.]
Nny: I'm not, much of a man, by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover!
[He throws off the cape, revealing.women's dominatrix lingerie. Nobody says anything. They've all found things that conveniently let them look away.]
Nny: I'm just a sweet, transvestite-from, Transsexual, Transylvania, hah hah!
[He marches up to Brad and Janet, both of whom are staring in pure terror.]
Nny: Let me-show you around, and maybe-play you a sound. You look like you're both-pretty groovy! Or if you-want something visual, that's-not to abysmal, we could take in an old Steve Reeve's movie!
Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home. Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry.
Janet: Right.
[Nny has picked up a cup of punch and is grinning at the frightened couple.]
Brad: We'll just-stay where we are, then go--back to the car. We don't want to be any worry.
[Close-up on Nny's painted face.]
Nny: Well, you got caught with a flat! Well, how 'bout that. Well babies, don't you-panic. By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic!
[Marches back to his throne, around which Dib, Tenna, and Gir are clustered.]
Nny: I'm just a sweet, transvestite-from, Transsexual, Transylvania, hah hah!
Nny: Why don't you-stay for the night?
Tenna: Night!
Nny: Or maybe-a bite?
Gir: Bite!
Nny: I could show you my favorite-obsession.
[His face scrunched up, as though he were trying hard not to projectile vomit out of every orifice.]
Nny: I've been-making a man-with blonde hair and a tan-and he's good for relievin' my-tension.
Nny: I'm just a sweet, transvestite-from, Transsexual, Transylvania, hah hah!
[He rises slowly from his chair, showing off his.*shudder*.legs. It's obvious that he's not having fun.]
Nny: I'm just a sweet, transvestite!
Dib, Tenna, Gir: Sweet transvestite!
Nny: From Transsexual!
Nny, Dib, Tenna, Gir: Transylvania, hah hah!
[Nny rises again and passes through Brad and Janet to the elevator.
Nny: So! Come up to the lab, an' see-what's on the slab. I see you shiver, with antici-
[Janet looks like she's about to faint.]
Nny: --pation!
[She swoons.]
Nny: But maybe the rain! Isn't really to blame.so I'll remove the cause.if not-the symptom!
[Janet faints as the elevator goes up.]
Gally: And cut! Wonderful! Simply wonderful. Devi, you can get up now. Devi?
[Red pokes her with a churro.]
Red: I think she really fainted!
[Nny comes storming out of the elevator and grabs his cloak, whipping it around him and glaring evilly. Gally runs up grins insanely at him.]
Gally: That was so cool, Nny! Scary, and it kinda made me want to drag my tongue over a washcloth several times, but cool!
Nny: Don't touch me.
[He stormed into his dressing room.]
Gally: Well. That was unexpected. ((A/N: Thank you Lady for sarcasm.))
[She claps her hands.]
Gally: Okay everybody! Short break! Get the set ready for the laboratory!
[Zim, his whole body wrapped in his character's bandages, whimpers. Red points a finger and laughs.]
Gally: Red! I know how hard it is to be serious when you're doing a movie like this, but it's not nice to make fun of others!
Red: But he's so-
[Gally swiftly drew a finger across her throat and pointed at Nny's room. Red shut up. Gally went over to Zim.]
Zim: You didn't say there was going to be Jell-O!
Gally: Don't worry about it. *hugs him* We'll have you so covered in paste you'll be high.
Zim: I shall be much taller, then? *getting excited*
Gally: Not high as in tall, Zim, high as in-never mind.
[She turns once again to the numerous people working on the set.]
Gally: Okay! Thanks everyone, that's enough for today! Take a break! Tomorrow...The Beast Awakens!
Zim: The mighty ZIM is no beast!
Gally: Johnny C! Stop this right now! You already promised you would do this!
Nny: Well screw it! Get Happy Noodle Boy to do it! I just read the script through, and do you know just what it is you expect me to do?! No way in HELL!!
Gally: Nny, Nny, calm down. Listen to me. Please?
[She smiles coyly at Nny, making him shudder.]
Nny: Aww.you promised you wouldn't do that anymore.
Gally: Well, it's an emergency. Tell you what. Do this for me, and I will personally install a Freezy machine in your house.
Nny: And?
Gally: And.I will buy out all the tickets to any movie of your choice so idiots won't interrupt our show.
Nny: And?
Gally: *sigh* You drive a hard bargain. And I'll get Happy Noodle Boy to do the three scenes that scare you so much.
Nny: Okay. I would have done it for the last one alone, but your offer is so tempting.
Gally: Great. Now give me the machete and go get dressed. *She snatches a cloak off a nearby costume rack and drapes it over his arms. Nny hands her the machete and goes back into the dressing room.*
Gally: Oh boy. Okay, everyone, Nny's almost ready to do this. Get into your places!
[Everyone takes their places.]
[Nny comes out of his dressing room swathed in his cloak and climbs the catwalk to the elevator. He flashed a thumbs-up, however grudgingly.]
Gally: Action!
[Red and Devi are quickly backing up the carpeted steps.]
Devi: Brad, let's get out of here.
Red: Not until we use their phone.
Devi: Brad, I'm frightened!
Red: There's nothing to worry about, Janet! We'll be out of here soon!
[While Red says this, Devi sees the elevator coming down, and gets scared. It's real fear. For obvious reasons, she doesn't like this particular person.]
[The elevator door opens, revealing a cloaked figure with scary hair. One six-inch heel clicks on the floor of the elevator. The figure turns around. For your sake, I will spare you the description, but it's Nny. With too much eye shadow.]
Nny: How'd you do. I-see you've met my-faithful-handy man. He's just a little brought down, cuz-when you knocked-he thought you were the-candy man.
[He struts down the walkway to his throne.]
Don't get strung up! By the way I look! Don't judge a book by its coveeer. I'm not, much of a man, by the, light of day, but by night I'm- I'm not singing this filth.
Gally: Oh, please, Nny, it's not that bad! Please just sing it!
Nny: But-
[Gally immediately turns into her dragon form, disrupting chairs and scaring the hell out of everyone.]
Gally: *loud, growly voice* Dammit, Johnny, sing the f**kin' song!!
[He nods mutely and goes back to his place on the set. Gally resumes her human shape, although she has a long slim tail that's lashing angrily from side to side.]
Nny: I'm not, much of a man, by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover!
[He throws off the cape, revealing.women's dominatrix lingerie. Nobody says anything. They've all found things that conveniently let them look away.]
Nny: I'm just a sweet, transvestite-from, Transsexual, Transylvania, hah hah!
[He marches up to Brad and Janet, both of whom are staring in pure terror.]
Nny: Let me-show you around, and maybe-play you a sound. You look like you're both-pretty groovy! Or if you-want something visual, that's-not to abysmal, we could take in an old Steve Reeve's movie!
Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home. Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry.
Janet: Right.
[Nny has picked up a cup of punch and is grinning at the frightened couple.]
Brad: We'll just-stay where we are, then go--back to the car. We don't want to be any worry.
[Close-up on Nny's painted face.]
Nny: Well, you got caught with a flat! Well, how 'bout that. Well babies, don't you-panic. By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic!
[Marches back to his throne, around which Dib, Tenna, and Gir are clustered.]
Nny: I'm just a sweet, transvestite-from, Transsexual, Transylvania, hah hah!
Nny: Why don't you-stay for the night?
Tenna: Night!
Nny: Or maybe-a bite?
Gir: Bite!
Nny: I could show you my favorite-obsession.
[His face scrunched up, as though he were trying hard not to projectile vomit out of every orifice.]
Nny: I've been-making a man-with blonde hair and a tan-and he's good for relievin' my-tension.
Nny: I'm just a sweet, transvestite-from, Transsexual, Transylvania, hah hah!
[He rises slowly from his chair, showing off his.*shudder*.legs. It's obvious that he's not having fun.]
Nny: I'm just a sweet, transvestite!
Dib, Tenna, Gir: Sweet transvestite!
Nny: From Transsexual!
Nny, Dib, Tenna, Gir: Transylvania, hah hah!
[Nny rises again and passes through Brad and Janet to the elevator.
Nny: So! Come up to the lab, an' see-what's on the slab. I see you shiver, with antici-
[Janet looks like she's about to faint.]
Nny: --pation!
[She swoons.]
Nny: But maybe the rain! Isn't really to blame.so I'll remove the cause.if not-the symptom!
[Janet faints as the elevator goes up.]
Gally: And cut! Wonderful! Simply wonderful. Devi, you can get up now. Devi?
[Red pokes her with a churro.]
Red: I think she really fainted!
[Nny comes storming out of the elevator and grabs his cloak, whipping it around him and glaring evilly. Gally runs up grins insanely at him.]
Gally: That was so cool, Nny! Scary, and it kinda made me want to drag my tongue over a washcloth several times, but cool!
Nny: Don't touch me.
[He stormed into his dressing room.]
Gally: Well. That was unexpected. ((A/N: Thank you Lady for sarcasm.))
[She claps her hands.]
Gally: Okay everybody! Short break! Get the set ready for the laboratory!
[Zim, his whole body wrapped in his character's bandages, whimpers. Red points a finger and laughs.]
Gally: Red! I know how hard it is to be serious when you're doing a movie like this, but it's not nice to make fun of others!
Red: But he's so-
[Gally swiftly drew a finger across her throat and pointed at Nny's room. Red shut up. Gally went over to Zim.]
Zim: You didn't say there was going to be Jell-O!
Gally: Don't worry about it. *hugs him* We'll have you so covered in paste you'll be high.
Zim: I shall be much taller, then? *getting excited*
Gally: Not high as in tall, Zim, high as in-never mind.
[She turns once again to the numerous people working on the set.]
Gally: Okay! Thanks everyone, that's enough for today! Take a break! Tomorrow...The Beast Awakens!
Zim: The mighty ZIM is no beast!