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A/N: What did you all think of last chapter? Like the way it ended? Good. I'm glad. Guess what? Mystery woman is revealed in this chapter!!!! WARNING: This chapter will be very, extremely, entirely too long, so grab some snacks first, and make sure to remind yourself to review!!!!! Let me know these things! "I've been frozen for 30 freaking years, throw me a bone here!" (Not really, REVIEW!!!!!!!!!)
Chris and Lisa walked down the aisle, dressed in black. The people sitting in the seats raised their heads for a minute, then put them back down again. Chris and Lisa had come to pay their respects to Matt Hardy. (For all of the complete idiots out there, Lance killed him. Slit his throat when he walked in.) Jeff thanked the both of them for coming. Chris noticed from the corner of his eye that Jeff and Lisa had given each other 'elevator eyes'. Chris turned up the corners of his mouth and kept walking.
Chris leaned in to whisper to his sister while they were waiting for the service to begin.
"I saw you and Jeff checking each other out." He said. Lisa looked at him and kind of smiled. (Right, I know, it's a funeral, and they're smiling, it doesn't make sense. Work with me here people. She didn't know Matt all that well anyways.)
"Well, I like him." She said. Chris nodded.
"He's a good kid." Chris said in agreement.
** 1 week later **
Lisa and Chris decided to check in on Jeff since he had just lost his brother a week ago. He seemed to be doing well. So well, that he had invited some of the guys over for a party. Chris shook his head.
"Jeff, you are one crazy son of a bitch, having a party just a week after Matt dies." He said. "And rude. But, I guess he doesn't want to dwell on it. What do you think sis?" Chris turned to find that no one was listening to him anymore, so he got up to find Lisa.
"Hey Jeff." Jeff turned around to see a smiling Lisa standing behind him. "Uh, hey." He said, obviously unsure of what to do. He knew what Chris had told him about messing with his sister.
"Jeff, I don't know any other way to say this, so I'm going to be frank with you. I think I love you." She said. Jeff's eyes went wide and it was obvious now that he had no clue what to say.
"Whoa," he said (not bad for starters) "I can't believe you feel the same way!" Chris walked up behind Jeff at that moment. Jeff didn't notice. "Does Chris know about this?" Chris was mocking Jeff by making funny faces and sticking his tongue out.
"Yes, he does, and if he didn't-he's right behind you." Jeff turned around to get a huge bear hug from Chris.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Jeff screamed as Chris applied pressure.
"O.K., listen up." Chris said, releasing Jeff from the hold. "These will be the grounmd rules for dating my sister. She must be home by 8."
"P.M. or A.M.?" Jeff asked.
"A.M." Chris said and Lisa turned beet red. "You must take great care of her, protect her and most of all, love her." Jeff's face lightened up.
"I'll work! I fit in each of those categories!" Jeff whirled to hug Lisa. Chris rolled his eyes. He had some weird friends. His sister hadn't chosen a bad guy to date. Chris had been like a father figure to Matt and Jeff more than a friend. Chris decided (as did everybody else) that it was time to leave.
After a little dispute, Chris agreed to let Jeff bring Lisa home. Everyone else was gone and the street seemed deserted. Jeff and Lisa watched Chris walk to his car through the screen door. (You couldn't be too careful) Jeff finally moved to sit down, but Lisa kept watching to make sure that nothing was wrong with his car, and to make sure he didn't get kidnapped.
Chris hummed as he pulled his keys out of his pocket. "Eat the rich, Eat the rich, Don't you know, Life is a bitch." He started to sing. Then he heard a scream. Chris glanced back at Jeff's house to see Lisa watching him intently. A look of mixed curiosity and concern crossed his face and he turned to find out where the scream was coming from. He jogged down the street a little ways until he came to an alley. He saw 3 or maybe 4 guys trying to rape a young woman. Anger got the better of him.
"Hey!" He shouted. The men fled, but he didn't follow.
"Are you ok?" he asked, eyeing her face with curiosity.
"Yeah I'm fine." She responded curtly. She tried to stand, but immediately fell down again.
"Look, my name's Chris." He said extending his hand to help her up. "Chris Irvine." The woman looked at him strangely for a second, and then allowed him to help her up.
"My name's Amy," She said, running her fingers through her red hair. "Amy Dumas."
"That's a nice name." Chris remarked.
"Thank you." So Chris and Amy walked slowly back to his car, where Amy hesitated.
"You don't trust me yet do you?" He asked her. She bit her bottom lip.
"You seem like a nice guy, but DTA-"
"Don't Trust Anybody." Chris finished for her. She looked at him strangely.
"You watch wrestling, too?" She asked.
Chris nodded. "Not only do I watch it, I'm in it." He said. Amy then put her hand over her mouth. "That's why you kept staring at me wasn't it." He asked. Amy's eyes went wide with shock. She could only manage to nod. Chris shrugged.
"Look, if you don't want to get in my car, then my friend Jeff-"
"Hardy?"
"Yeah, Jeff Hardy lives right there." Chris said pointing to the house across the street where his sister was still staring at him through the window.
"Who's that girl, does she wrestle?"
"That's my sister, Lisa, and she doesn't wrestle yet, but she will soon." Amy nodded.
"I trust you enough to go to that house, but not to get into your car." She said.
"O.K. then, let's go." He said. They slowly walked across the street when Jeff came running out of the house.
"Chris, you gotta-" he started, but noticed that he had someone with him. "Ohhh, that's why you wanted to leave huh?"
"Shut up Jeff. This is Amy. A couple of guys tried to rape her earlier and I intervened." Chris said. Lisa looked worried.
"Do you trust her Chris?" She asked. Chris looked at Amy, and then he looked at Lisa.
"Yes." He said. They walked up the few steps to the house and just as Amy set one foot into the house, the sound of squalling tires could be heard.
"Hey Amy!" A voice yelled from the car as it stopped. "You got some new pals now huh?" Amy stared at the car with obvious disgust.
"What's it to you Eric?" she yelled.
"Aw, nothing. Hey boy!" Eric yelled signaling at Chris. "This your car?"
"Get in the house, I'll take care of this." He whispered to Amy. She was about to protest when Jeff pulled her in. Chris walked down the steps to the street.
"Your brother is crazy." Amy said
"You have no idea..." Lisa said. Jeff smiled a little.
"Yeah I remember this one time in college when Chris Benoit dared Chris to jump off of the top of their dorm building with sheets as a bungee cord." Jeff said. Amy and Lisa stared at him.
"What happened?" They asked. Jeff smiled.
"Chris jumped, the sheets ripped and he landed in the dumpster." He said as Chris stopped. They all directed their attention to him.
"Hey boy!" Eric screamed for maybe the 50th time. "Is this your car?"
"Yes it is." Chris said.
"Do you like it a lot?" Chris shrugged.
"It gets me where I need to go." He said simply.
"Kay boys, bust it." Eric instructed. Chris showed no emotion. He remained calm.
"What is he doing?" Lisa whispered harshly. Jeff motioned for her to keep quiet. "He can't let them just destroy his car!" She said quieter.
"Which would you rather see," Jeff asked Lisa, " a busted up car, or Chris killed?"
"Shut up! Both of you!" Amy said.
Three men with sledgehammers walked over to Chris's car. They started banging on the windows. The car alarm went off, and Chris hit the button on the remote to turn it off. He watched silently as his once great z-71 blue 1996 Camaro turned from a beauty to a piece of shit.
"You like that, boy?" Eric sneered.
"Why do you keep calling me boy Eric? I'm obviously older than you." Chris said, looking Eric in the eye defiantly. Eric was slightly taken aback.
"So what's you name?"
"Chris."
"O.K. Chris, what were you doing interfering with me and my gang here's nightly rendezvous with Amy?" Eric asked. Chris felt that flame of fury start to burn in his heart. He took a breath and got ready to answer.
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A/N: What did you all think of last chapter? Like the way it ended? Good. I'm glad. Guess what? Mystery woman is revealed in this chapter!!!! WARNING: This chapter will be very, extremely, entirely too long, so grab some snacks first, and make sure to remind yourself to review!!!!! Let me know these things! "I've been frozen for 30 freaking years, throw me a bone here!" (Not really, REVIEW!!!!!!!!!)
Chris and Lisa walked down the aisle, dressed in black. The people sitting in the seats raised their heads for a minute, then put them back down again. Chris and Lisa had come to pay their respects to Matt Hardy. (For all of the complete idiots out there, Lance killed him. Slit his throat when he walked in.) Jeff thanked the both of them for coming. Chris noticed from the corner of his eye that Jeff and Lisa had given each other 'elevator eyes'. Chris turned up the corners of his mouth and kept walking.
Chris leaned in to whisper to his sister while they were waiting for the service to begin.
"I saw you and Jeff checking each other out." He said. Lisa looked at him and kind of smiled. (Right, I know, it's a funeral, and they're smiling, it doesn't make sense. Work with me here people. She didn't know Matt all that well anyways.)
"Well, I like him." She said. Chris nodded.
"He's a good kid." Chris said in agreement.
** 1 week later **
Lisa and Chris decided to check in on Jeff since he had just lost his brother a week ago. He seemed to be doing well. So well, that he had invited some of the guys over for a party. Chris shook his head.
"Jeff, you are one crazy son of a bitch, having a party just a week after Matt dies." He said. "And rude. But, I guess he doesn't want to dwell on it. What do you think sis?" Chris turned to find that no one was listening to him anymore, so he got up to find Lisa.
"Hey Jeff." Jeff turned around to see a smiling Lisa standing behind him. "Uh, hey." He said, obviously unsure of what to do. He knew what Chris had told him about messing with his sister.
"Jeff, I don't know any other way to say this, so I'm going to be frank with you. I think I love you." She said. Jeff's eyes went wide and it was obvious now that he had no clue what to say.
"Whoa," he said (not bad for starters) "I can't believe you feel the same way!" Chris walked up behind Jeff at that moment. Jeff didn't notice. "Does Chris know about this?" Chris was mocking Jeff by making funny faces and sticking his tongue out.
"Yes, he does, and if he didn't-he's right behind you." Jeff turned around to get a huge bear hug from Chris.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Jeff screamed as Chris applied pressure.
"O.K., listen up." Chris said, releasing Jeff from the hold. "These will be the grounmd rules for dating my sister. She must be home by 8."
"P.M. or A.M.?" Jeff asked.
"A.M." Chris said and Lisa turned beet red. "You must take great care of her, protect her and most of all, love her." Jeff's face lightened up.
"I'll work! I fit in each of those categories!" Jeff whirled to hug Lisa. Chris rolled his eyes. He had some weird friends. His sister hadn't chosen a bad guy to date. Chris had been like a father figure to Matt and Jeff more than a friend. Chris decided (as did everybody else) that it was time to leave.
After a little dispute, Chris agreed to let Jeff bring Lisa home. Everyone else was gone and the street seemed deserted. Jeff and Lisa watched Chris walk to his car through the screen door. (You couldn't be too careful) Jeff finally moved to sit down, but Lisa kept watching to make sure that nothing was wrong with his car, and to make sure he didn't get kidnapped.
Chris hummed as he pulled his keys out of his pocket. "Eat the rich, Eat the rich, Don't you know, Life is a bitch." He started to sing. Then he heard a scream. Chris glanced back at Jeff's house to see Lisa watching him intently. A look of mixed curiosity and concern crossed his face and he turned to find out where the scream was coming from. He jogged down the street a little ways until he came to an alley. He saw 3 or maybe 4 guys trying to rape a young woman. Anger got the better of him.
"Hey!" He shouted. The men fled, but he didn't follow.
"Are you ok?" he asked, eyeing her face with curiosity.
"Yeah I'm fine." She responded curtly. She tried to stand, but immediately fell down again.
"Look, my name's Chris." He said extending his hand to help her up. "Chris Irvine." The woman looked at him strangely for a second, and then allowed him to help her up.
"My name's Amy," She said, running her fingers through her red hair. "Amy Dumas."
"That's a nice name." Chris remarked.
"Thank you." So Chris and Amy walked slowly back to his car, where Amy hesitated.
"You don't trust me yet do you?" He asked her. She bit her bottom lip.
"You seem like a nice guy, but DTA-"
"Don't Trust Anybody." Chris finished for her. She looked at him strangely.
"You watch wrestling, too?" She asked.
Chris nodded. "Not only do I watch it, I'm in it." He said. Amy then put her hand over her mouth. "That's why you kept staring at me wasn't it." He asked. Amy's eyes went wide with shock. She could only manage to nod. Chris shrugged.
"Look, if you don't want to get in my car, then my friend Jeff-"
"Hardy?"
"Yeah, Jeff Hardy lives right there." Chris said pointing to the house across the street where his sister was still staring at him through the window.
"Who's that girl, does she wrestle?"
"That's my sister, Lisa, and she doesn't wrestle yet, but she will soon." Amy nodded.
"I trust you enough to go to that house, but not to get into your car." She said.
"O.K. then, let's go." He said. They slowly walked across the street when Jeff came running out of the house.
"Chris, you gotta-" he started, but noticed that he had someone with him. "Ohhh, that's why you wanted to leave huh?"
"Shut up Jeff. This is Amy. A couple of guys tried to rape her earlier and I intervened." Chris said. Lisa looked worried.
"Do you trust her Chris?" She asked. Chris looked at Amy, and then he looked at Lisa.
"Yes." He said. They walked up the few steps to the house and just as Amy set one foot into the house, the sound of squalling tires could be heard.
"Hey Amy!" A voice yelled from the car as it stopped. "You got some new pals now huh?" Amy stared at the car with obvious disgust.
"What's it to you Eric?" she yelled.
"Aw, nothing. Hey boy!" Eric yelled signaling at Chris. "This your car?"
"Get in the house, I'll take care of this." He whispered to Amy. She was about to protest when Jeff pulled her in. Chris walked down the steps to the street.
"Your brother is crazy." Amy said
"You have no idea..." Lisa said. Jeff smiled a little.
"Yeah I remember this one time in college when Chris Benoit dared Chris to jump off of the top of their dorm building with sheets as a bungee cord." Jeff said. Amy and Lisa stared at him.
"What happened?" They asked. Jeff smiled.
"Chris jumped, the sheets ripped and he landed in the dumpster." He said as Chris stopped. They all directed their attention to him.
"Hey boy!" Eric screamed for maybe the 50th time. "Is this your car?"
"Yes it is." Chris said.
"Do you like it a lot?" Chris shrugged.
"It gets me where I need to go." He said simply.
"Kay boys, bust it." Eric instructed. Chris showed no emotion. He remained calm.
"What is he doing?" Lisa whispered harshly. Jeff motioned for her to keep quiet. "He can't let them just destroy his car!" She said quieter.
"Which would you rather see," Jeff asked Lisa, " a busted up car, or Chris killed?"
"Shut up! Both of you!" Amy said.
Three men with sledgehammers walked over to Chris's car. They started banging on the windows. The car alarm went off, and Chris hit the button on the remote to turn it off. He watched silently as his once great z-71 blue 1996 Camaro turned from a beauty to a piece of shit.
"You like that, boy?" Eric sneered.
"Why do you keep calling me boy Eric? I'm obviously older than you." Chris said, looking Eric in the eye defiantly. Eric was slightly taken aback.
"So what's you name?"
"Chris."
"O.K. Chris, what were you doing interfering with me and my gang here's nightly rendezvous with Amy?" Eric asked. Chris felt that flame of fury start to burn in his heart. He took a breath and got ready to answer.
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