Disclaimer: Hey didn't you hear? J.K. Rowling didn't write Harry Potter I did! ......... **wakes up from her dream** huh wha? Oh damn it was a dream. :( In other words J.K. rowling owns harry potter and the other characters. I own the ditzy air heads Eve, trishia, Jackie (grrr), mary (GRRR!) and some other people!
"Lily oooff these are heavy!" Sirius exclaimed holding about 20 thick books.
"Might as well make yourself usefull if you're tagging along." Said Lily putting another book onto the pile that Sirius was holding. "Hey Peter! Found the ancient runes book I was looking for?" Lily yelled.
"No!" Peter yelled across the shop.
"Eve! Trishia! You two find that multi coloured ink I want?"
"No Lily!" they chorused.
"Oh Lily look I found this prank book! I had to beg Mr. Zonko for it." Remus said coming upto Lily.
Just then James walked in.
"What are you all doing?!" He exclaimed.
"We're helping Lily shop!" Peter squeaked proudly.
Lily threw her tranfigurtation book at him. James caught it expertly.
"What have you done to my best friends?!" he exclaimed.
"Oh shutup!" Lily snapped shoving another transfiguration book into his hands.
"Lily look I'm sorry."
Lily turned around.
"First you play pranks on me when I moved from the U.S.A to here. Then you lie to me saying you love me! Then you cheat on me! Don't give me any of your bullshit Potter!" Lily yelled and took her books from him placing them in Remuses empty hands.
* * *
Lily sat on her bed wearing a white top with spaghetti straps and baggy matching pajamas. She was looking through her things for school.
She found a note wedged inside her tranfiguration book. There was one word written on it. SORRY :(. Lily laughed and threw the note out her window.
"In your dreams Potter." Lily muttered under her breathe and fell asleep.
* * *
"You are a bastard! An obnoxious bastard." Said Eve quoting Lilys words.
"Shutup Eve!" James snapped.
"No!" Eve retorted. "You are a bastard!" she snapped.
"Is that the only thing you came over to tell me?" he asked.
"No. Lily told me to tell you that you are an idiotic, imbecile with a nine foot pole stuck up your bum." And with that she took floo powder out and threw it in the fire. "See you in school!" she said cheerfully and left.
James closed his eyes. He'd tried apologizing to her twice and James Potter NEVER apologized to anyone. He angrily sat down. "Fine let her be that way." Said James through gritted teeth.
* * *
Lily had on a tight black shirt and short skirt. She painted her manicured long nails black slipped on a silver bracelet with a black heart dangling from it and was ready.
"Daddy! Lets go!" Lily called running down the stairs and putting her hair up in a ponytail a few wisps of hair framed her face.
Her father looked up from his magazine and frowned.
"Lily dear I don't think those clothes are appropriate for school."
Lily rolled her eyes. Her father thought that anything above her knees was inappropriate.
"Daddy lets go! Everyone wears this stuff and I'll be wearing robes over them."
Her dad nodded and got the car keys.
"Veronica! Take care of Petunia while we're gone!"
"Sure thing Mr. Evans!" Their new maid yelled from the kitchen.
"Dad I'm 18 I don't need taking care of!" Petunia yelled from her room. "Oh yea and I'm moving out to live with my boyfriend!"
Her fathers face turned red. "WHAT?!" he thundered.
"Just joking!" Petunia called.
* * *
"No." said James stubbornly. "I am not sitting in the same train compartment as Evans."
"Fine then you can leave." Snapped Remus.
James gave everyone a sour stare. "You guys are choosing her over me?! I'm the one that's stayed with you guys through thick and thin. We've been friends since first year and you guys are choosing her a girl that we just got to know around the ending of fifth year over me?"
"Pretty much." Said Eve shrugging.
"Oh James just sit down." Said Trishia. "You owe her big time anyway."
"I owe her?" asked James in a squeaky voice.
"Yup." Said Trishia.
"Since when?"
"Since fourth year when you started making her life a living hell."
"And mark my words Potter you better stay on your toes because you" everyone looked at the owner of the voice. Lily was leaning on the doorway pointing to James. "Have got competition." And with that she came in and sat down next to Remus.
James sat next to Eve and gave Lily a withering look.
"You know you are being unfair." He said.
"ME?! You are calling ME unfair? Oh fuck off!" Lily screamed. "You lied to me! You cheated on me! You always played pranks on me and you know what I hate your guts for that. Potter I hate you so much that I can't even describe my hatred for you." Lily hissed her words harsh and cutting through the air. James winced.
"Oh I feel special." Said James sarcastically.
"I'd advise you Potter to stay on my good side." Lily said in a serious voice.
"Exploding Snap anyone?" asked Sirius nervously.
"Deal me in." said Lily smiling slightly.
The group reached the great hall with Lily and James bickering.
"You cheated." Lily whispered furiously.
"Did not." Said James. "I took your rook during the beginning of the game."
"You did not you took it of the board when I wasn't looking."
"Did not." Said James.
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Shutup!" Sirius yelled. That shut them up.
"Did not." James whispered. Sirius shot him a death glare.
They all sat down. The sorting began.
"Did too." Lily whispered when Sirius was talking to Trishia.
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Evans get over the fact that you lost and stop being a sore loser." James whispered smirking.
"I did not lose. You cheated." Lily retorted.
"Did not."
Silence suddenly descended the hall and both looked up to see Dumbledore holding a hand for silence.
"I would like to announce our Prefects for this year." He said. " In Gryffindor fifth year Andrea McKinnon and Kasey Patil." Both stood up. "For sixth year. James Potter and Lily Evans." Both stood up and Lily heard all the gasps issued from the tables.
Whispers like
"Lily Evan? No way!"
"Man she's hot!"
"You think she's available."
Dumbledore held a hand up for silence and continued. "Seventh year Dan Craine and Mary Cray!" and then he moved onto the Ravenclaw, Slytherin and Hufflepuff prefects.
"Did too." Lily whispered after awhile.
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Now all of you may sit!" Dumbledore announced to the prefects and head boy and girl. "Also I'd like to say that the forbidden forest Is forbidden Mr. Black and no we can not open up a theme park in there and invite the whole school except quote dirty slimy slytherins to it." Many Slytherins shot Sirius a dirty look. "Also I'd like to say that as all of you know a Dark Lord by the name Voldemort is rising. So as to set up security around this school and help others the school Beauxbatons and Salem Academy are coming. All their prefects from year five and upward are coming. I trust you all to show them kindness and compassion. Now the school song!"
"Hogwarts Hogwarts Hoggy hoggy hogwarts teach us..." and the songs started.
James and Lily chose the same tune.
"Hoggy hoggy did not! Hogwarts!" James sang.
"Did too!" Lily yelled above the singing.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Hogwarts...shut up!" Sirius yelled. "The horror! The pain!" he screamed above the singing.
"Oh sod off!" Lily screamed at James.
"I don't know why you pretend not to be a slut even though you already are! How else could you have lost so much weight?!" James yelled back.
Lilys eyes widened. She slapped him square across the face.
"You James Potter are a bastard! I do not go sleeping with a million different men! Which is more than I can say for you!" she said looking him up and down. The song had just ended and everyone had caught the what Lily had just said. McGonagoll came walking upto her. "Miss Evans-" she started.
"Cut it Minnie I'm leaving." Lily snapped and left.
"Did not!" James yelled to her retreating back.
Then to everyone surprise Lily cracked a smile.
"Did too!" and with that she was gone.
* * *
"What are you thinking about Prongs?" asked Sirius that night in their dormitory.
"That girl Lily Evans...she's a mystery." Said James. "One minute she was ready to crack my head open and the next she was smiling!"
Sirius whistled. "Which is why about 20 guys came up behind her and started asking her out."
"What?!" asked James.
"Yup. She's got her own little fan club. Listen." And they heard
"NO I DO NOT NEED ANYONE TO CARRY ME UP THE STAIRS!" They heard Lily yelling in the common room from their dormitory. " TOUCH ME AND YOU DIE ANDREW!"
James chuckled. "Remind me to encourage that little fan club of hers." Then as an after thought added "DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!" came Lilys voice from downstairs.
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"Lily oooff these are heavy!" Sirius exclaimed holding about 20 thick books.
"Might as well make yourself usefull if you're tagging along." Said Lily putting another book onto the pile that Sirius was holding. "Hey Peter! Found the ancient runes book I was looking for?" Lily yelled.
"No!" Peter yelled across the shop.
"Eve! Trishia! You two find that multi coloured ink I want?"
"No Lily!" they chorused.
"Oh Lily look I found this prank book! I had to beg Mr. Zonko for it." Remus said coming upto Lily.
Just then James walked in.
"What are you all doing?!" He exclaimed.
"We're helping Lily shop!" Peter squeaked proudly.
Lily threw her tranfigurtation book at him. James caught it expertly.
"What have you done to my best friends?!" he exclaimed.
"Oh shutup!" Lily snapped shoving another transfiguration book into his hands.
"Lily look I'm sorry."
Lily turned around.
"First you play pranks on me when I moved from the U.S.A to here. Then you lie to me saying you love me! Then you cheat on me! Don't give me any of your bullshit Potter!" Lily yelled and took her books from him placing them in Remuses empty hands.
* * *
Lily sat on her bed wearing a white top with spaghetti straps and baggy matching pajamas. She was looking through her things for school.
She found a note wedged inside her tranfiguration book. There was one word written on it. SORRY :(. Lily laughed and threw the note out her window.
"In your dreams Potter." Lily muttered under her breathe and fell asleep.
* * *
"You are a bastard! An obnoxious bastard." Said Eve quoting Lilys words.
"Shutup Eve!" James snapped.
"No!" Eve retorted. "You are a bastard!" she snapped.
"Is that the only thing you came over to tell me?" he asked.
"No. Lily told me to tell you that you are an idiotic, imbecile with a nine foot pole stuck up your bum." And with that she took floo powder out and threw it in the fire. "See you in school!" she said cheerfully and left.
James closed his eyes. He'd tried apologizing to her twice and James Potter NEVER apologized to anyone. He angrily sat down. "Fine let her be that way." Said James through gritted teeth.
* * *
Lily had on a tight black shirt and short skirt. She painted her manicured long nails black slipped on a silver bracelet with a black heart dangling from it and was ready.
"Daddy! Lets go!" Lily called running down the stairs and putting her hair up in a ponytail a few wisps of hair framed her face.
Her father looked up from his magazine and frowned.
"Lily dear I don't think those clothes are appropriate for school."
Lily rolled her eyes. Her father thought that anything above her knees was inappropriate.
"Daddy lets go! Everyone wears this stuff and I'll be wearing robes over them."
Her dad nodded and got the car keys.
"Veronica! Take care of Petunia while we're gone!"
"Sure thing Mr. Evans!" Their new maid yelled from the kitchen.
"Dad I'm 18 I don't need taking care of!" Petunia yelled from her room. "Oh yea and I'm moving out to live with my boyfriend!"
Her fathers face turned red. "WHAT?!" he thundered.
"Just joking!" Petunia called.
* * *
"No." said James stubbornly. "I am not sitting in the same train compartment as Evans."
"Fine then you can leave." Snapped Remus.
James gave everyone a sour stare. "You guys are choosing her over me?! I'm the one that's stayed with you guys through thick and thin. We've been friends since first year and you guys are choosing her a girl that we just got to know around the ending of fifth year over me?"
"Pretty much." Said Eve shrugging.
"Oh James just sit down." Said Trishia. "You owe her big time anyway."
"I owe her?" asked James in a squeaky voice.
"Yup." Said Trishia.
"Since when?"
"Since fourth year when you started making her life a living hell."
"And mark my words Potter you better stay on your toes because you" everyone looked at the owner of the voice. Lily was leaning on the doorway pointing to James. "Have got competition." And with that she came in and sat down next to Remus.
James sat next to Eve and gave Lily a withering look.
"You know you are being unfair." He said.
"ME?! You are calling ME unfair? Oh fuck off!" Lily screamed. "You lied to me! You cheated on me! You always played pranks on me and you know what I hate your guts for that. Potter I hate you so much that I can't even describe my hatred for you." Lily hissed her words harsh and cutting through the air. James winced.
"Oh I feel special." Said James sarcastically.
"I'd advise you Potter to stay on my good side." Lily said in a serious voice.
"Exploding Snap anyone?" asked Sirius nervously.
"Deal me in." said Lily smiling slightly.
The group reached the great hall with Lily and James bickering.
"You cheated." Lily whispered furiously.
"Did not." Said James. "I took your rook during the beginning of the game."
"You did not you took it of the board when I wasn't looking."
"Did not." Said James.
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Shutup!" Sirius yelled. That shut them up.
"Did not." James whispered. Sirius shot him a death glare.
They all sat down. The sorting began.
"Did too." Lily whispered when Sirius was talking to Trishia.
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Evans get over the fact that you lost and stop being a sore loser." James whispered smirking.
"I did not lose. You cheated." Lily retorted.
"Did not."
Silence suddenly descended the hall and both looked up to see Dumbledore holding a hand for silence.
"I would like to announce our Prefects for this year." He said. " In Gryffindor fifth year Andrea McKinnon and Kasey Patil." Both stood up. "For sixth year. James Potter and Lily Evans." Both stood up and Lily heard all the gasps issued from the tables.
Whispers like
"Lily Evan? No way!"
"Man she's hot!"
"You think she's available."
Dumbledore held a hand up for silence and continued. "Seventh year Dan Craine and Mary Cray!" and then he moved onto the Ravenclaw, Slytherin and Hufflepuff prefects.
"Did too." Lily whispered after awhile.
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Now all of you may sit!" Dumbledore announced to the prefects and head boy and girl. "Also I'd like to say that the forbidden forest Is forbidden Mr. Black and no we can not open up a theme park in there and invite the whole school except quote dirty slimy slytherins to it." Many Slytherins shot Sirius a dirty look. "Also I'd like to say that as all of you know a Dark Lord by the name Voldemort is rising. So as to set up security around this school and help others the school Beauxbatons and Salem Academy are coming. All their prefects from year five and upward are coming. I trust you all to show them kindness and compassion. Now the school song!"
"Hogwarts Hogwarts Hoggy hoggy hogwarts teach us..." and the songs started.
James and Lily chose the same tune.
"Hoggy hoggy did not! Hogwarts!" James sang.
"Did too!" Lily yelled above the singing.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Hogwarts...shut up!" Sirius yelled. "The horror! The pain!" he screamed above the singing.
"Oh sod off!" Lily screamed at James.
"I don't know why you pretend not to be a slut even though you already are! How else could you have lost so much weight?!" James yelled back.
Lilys eyes widened. She slapped him square across the face.
"You James Potter are a bastard! I do not go sleeping with a million different men! Which is more than I can say for you!" she said looking him up and down. The song had just ended and everyone had caught the what Lily had just said. McGonagoll came walking upto her. "Miss Evans-" she started.
"Cut it Minnie I'm leaving." Lily snapped and left.
"Did not!" James yelled to her retreating back.
Then to everyone surprise Lily cracked a smile.
"Did too!" and with that she was gone.
* * *
"What are you thinking about Prongs?" asked Sirius that night in their dormitory.
"That girl Lily Evans...she's a mystery." Said James. "One minute she was ready to crack my head open and the next she was smiling!"
Sirius whistled. "Which is why about 20 guys came up behind her and started asking her out."
"What?!" asked James.
"Yup. She's got her own little fan club. Listen." And they heard
"NO I DO NOT NEED ANYONE TO CARRY ME UP THE STAIRS!" They heard Lily yelling in the common room from their dormitory. " TOUCH ME AND YOU DIE ANDREW!"
James chuckled. "Remind me to encourage that little fan club of hers." Then as an after thought added "DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!" came Lilys voice from downstairs.
A/N: REVIEW! RVIEW! What do you think so far?! REVIEW! The sooner you REVIEW the faster I write and update!