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Lily was bored. She was on a date with Gilderoy Lockhart. He was going on and on about how he'd killed some vampire with nothing but a toothpick. Unlike the other girls Lily didn't believe one word of it.
"Yes! I know! Terrifying but I stood my ground and..." Gilderoy went on and on.
Lily sighed. 'At least this is better than the other dates I've been on where guys try to snog me senseless.' She thought to herself. In this short period Lily had learnt one thing. Her looks were all that mattered in the 'popular crowd' which she completely hated. Why looks? Why not brains or sincerity? She thought. Why is it that people who thought I was a complete dork last year now hang on my every word. I say jump they say how high. Needles to say Lily didn't like this one bit. Sure it was pretty cool to have the school hanging at your every word but they didn't even try to get to know how she was on the inside. They just looked at her and how she was on the outside. They only looked at what was on the surface. Even Trishia and Eve her closest friends who were more like her lackeys. If she were to one day wake up fat and ugly they'd desert her in two seconds. Lily wanted a friend. A true friend not one that judged you by your looks. The next day the schools were approaching and Lily was excited. Maybe some of her friends from 1-3 year would be coming. Getting out of potions early was an added bonus. She hated the way Lucious Malfoy looked at her. Lily shuddered as she thought of him.
"Oh are you cold?" Gilderoy asked. "I would give you my cloak but you know it was a gift from a very rich Maha raja who's life I saved. Did I tell you about that? Well you see I was walking in the jungle quite lost..."
Lily groaned inwardly and looked at the lake. They were sitting by the lake with a picnic laid out. The half moon shining on the lake.
"Uh Gilderoy sorry but it's getting late and I think we should get going." Said Lily.
"Yes of course we should." He said getting up. With a flick of his wand everything that was supposed to be cleaned up exploded. Turkey and lettuce came splattering at Lily's face.
"Oooppps must've used the wrong spell." Said Gilderoy nervously.
"UUGGHHHH!" Lily screamed and stomped of towards the castle leaving Gilderoy behind to clean up the mess.
"Evans what happened to you?" asked James laughing as Lily entered the common room.
"Gilderoy!" Lily snapped.
James started laughing harder.
"Shut-up!"
James ignored her.
"Derrick!" Lily called sweetly. A 16-year-old boy came up to her. He had dark brown hair, brown clueless eyes, strong muscles he could've been a weight lifter in a past life or something and a brain the size of a peanut.
"Yes?" he asked.
"Dispose of James." Said Lily. James stopped laughing.
"Hey!" He protested as Derrick picked him up and threw him out of the common room. Lily walked to her room and heard two voices from the other side of the door.
"No way! You stole the marauders map? How?" asked Eve. But there was something different. She wasn't talking in her ditzy clueless voice. She was talking sensibly.
"Oh I uh distracted Sirius and got it." Said Trishia off handedly in a very un-Trishia like voice.
Eve snorted "Distracting Sirius equals seducing him!"
Lily opened the door and walked in.
"So like what do you think of my new nail polish?" Eve asked Suddenly in a ditzy voice.
Lily laughed. "You know I just heard what you guys said. Every word."
"Oh." Said Eve and shrugged. "Oh well. At least we don't have to act like ditzy clueless girls around you."
"Why do you?" asked Lily.
Trishia shrugged. "The marauders are the only other people who know. There's a reason we're best friends with them. It's because we're the only people who aren't clueless pretty girls/boys."
"But why?" asked Lily. "Do you act like that?"
Trishia shrugged again. "It's kind of like a secret between us."
Lily nodded. "You know how annoying it gets when you two talk like that?"
Eve laughed. "We're getting sick and tired of talking like that."
"Then stop." Said Lily. "By the way what's the marauders map?"
"EVANS YOU ARE SO DEAD!" came James's voice from down stairs. He barged into the room covered in garbage. "Your body guard threw me in Filches trash can!"
"Good!" Lily snapped.
"Go to hell Evans!" James retorted.
"Fuck Off!"
"Up yours bitch!"
Lily tried to slap him but James caught her hand and then tried to push her. Lily grabbed onto him making both topple over with Lily on top. Their eyes locked for a minute but the spell was quickly broken as Lily stood on top of him.
"Evans get of!" James exclaimed and pushed her of sending her toppling to the floor. Lily got up and tried to hit him but Eve held her back while Trishia pushed James out of the door.
Then for the rest of the night Eve and Trishia explained the marauders map and how the boys were Animagus and Lily convinced them to talk normally. All in all Lily became much closer to the two girls that night.
* * *
Lily and James were so mad at each other the next day that it would be an understatement to say they were as mad as hell.
First they tried ignoring each other but in Ancient Runes they both finally cracked. Their ancient runes teacher was pretty cool. He was young and just out of Salem Academy. He was 22 years old and had been with them since Lilys fourth year. His name was Professor White.
"O.K. today we're going to study-"
"Sod off!" James yelled to Lily.
"Oh why don't you go and stick your wand up your-"
"James! Lily! Shut up!" He yelled.
They both jumped.
"As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by Mr. And Mrs. lets bicker each other to death today we are going to study temples made by ancient Greek wizards and witches."
"Hey you know which one Evans made?" asked James from the back of the class.
"Professor is that Potters picture?" asked Lily pointing to a picture of a one eyed wizard making a talisman.
"Both of you be quiet. James I'm warning you! Lily don't be tempted by his bait."
Lily shot James a look and they quietly started a word mouthing fight.
Professor Smith droned on.
"Evans admit it! You slept with Amos Diggory!" James suddenly yelled out startling the whole class.
"James!" he exclaimed. "Be quiet! What are you today the wicked wizard of the west?!"
"Sorry Professor." James mumbled.
"Now who knows why the Greek witches were the ones who decorated the inside of the temples?" James raised his hand.
"James you've never raised your hand for a thing in my class. Why start now?"
"He's buttering you up Professor!" Lily called.
"At least I get my grades the fair way." James retorted.
"What are you suggesting? That I cheat?" Lily asked turning around to face him.
"You could say that." Said James. "Professor the reason witches decorated the temples was because they were probably making it for Evans and no one knows the way her mind works other than a select few like the **coughing criminally cough insane cough** witches."
"Hey!" Lily exclaimed.
"James you know what one of these days she's gonna bitch slap you and hit you where it hurts and I won't be around to stop her. Then I'll laugh my ass of and tell my kids and grandkids why James Potter was never able to produce children."
Everyone snickered and James turned red.
"Oh I wouldn't worry about the whole children thing professor." Said Lily. "He's already got more than he can handle."
"Oh and you don't?" asked James surprised. "Damn Evans I wouldn't be surprised if you were bringing up a child back home."
The whole class snickered some more.
"Oh shut up you great prat! I know for a fact that Olivia McGee is having your baby."
James looked up in horror! "What?"
Lily smirked. "Either yours or Amos Diggorys. At least that's what she claims."
The Professor was laughing so hard the he had to grab Lilys shoulder for support.
"James!" Laugh. "Come here!" said The professor still laughing. James got up and stood beside the professor who grabbed James shoulder and suddenly stopped laughing. He gripped James and Lilys shoulders hard. "Both of you out of my class now."
Lily and James stood stunned. "Didn't you hear me? Get your bums out of my class." Said the Professor as if he was talking to a couple of three-year-olds. James and Lily quickly got their stuff and left.
"The schools are arriving tonight!" Dumbledore said before dinner that evening. "Gryffindor Prefects year 5 and 6! I am giving you the duty to greet them and help the head Boy and Head Girl! You are all to now go out and wait until they arrive! Then we shall all start our feast."
James grumbling got up. Lily ignored him and walked past him to go talk with the head boy. By the name Brian Banes.
"Brian!" Lily called.
"Hey Lily! Come on!"
"Brian listen can I be in charge of the Salem Academy school?"
"Sure." He said.
"Just can't resist using your charm to get your own way can you?" asked James.
Lily ignored him and walked towards where all the other prefects were.
"Can't wait to meet your loser friends?" James sneered.
"Shut up!" Lily snapped.
"No."
"Oh James Potter you make me so mad! You butt ugly freak!"
"I am NOT ugly! You're the one that's ugly!"
"You're so ugly you got arrested for mooning when you stuck your head out the car door window!"
"What's a car?" asked James.
"AUUGGHHH!" Lily exclaimed.
"Oh sod off Evans!"
"Shut up you ugly prat!"
"Lily Evans you know perfectly well that I'm the sexiest thing you've ever laid eyes on!"
"LILY!" screeched a girl with dark blonde hair and violet colored eyes. "Lily! It's me Amy!"
Unknown to them Salem Academy had arrived and had been watching the whole fight.
"Amy!" Lily screeched and they both hugged. "Where's Melody?"
"Right here!" said a girl with jet-black hair, pale skin and beautiful almond shaped hazel eyes.
"Melody!" Lily exclaimed and they hugged. Lily then saw a sexy blonde haired, blue eyed tall muscular boy.
"Nicky?" Lily exclaimed and hurled herself at him.
"Lily?" Nick exclaimed and hugged her. "How are you? Man it's been like a long time! You've changed!"
"So have you!" Lily exclaimed looking him up and down. "So where are the others?"
"Oh they're not prefects." He said.
"Oh." Lily said disappointed.
"Evans as much as it pains me to tell you this. Brian assigned me with you and your little group." James said coming up. He saw Melody and his mouth dropped open. "Hi! I'm James Potter."
Melody giggled. "Melody Robertson." And held out her hand.
"Guys this is a very annoying, idiotic, imbecile, obnoxious bastard and he doesn't concern us. Go along Potter." Said Lily her arms linked with Nicks.
"Lily he's alright. Let him stay." Said Melody eyeing him.
"But-"
"Please?" Melody asked.
"Fine."
James walked beside Melody and talked with her while Lily, Nick and Amy talked.
"Oh looks like Melodys taken a fancy to James." Said Amy giggling.
"Poor Amy." Said Lily sighing. "He's a player. Dumps girls left and right."
"So does Melody." Nick commented. "There isn't one 6th year guy with blonde hair she hasn't already dated. She's moving on to black haired guys now."
"Well you have blonde hair." Lily pointed out.
"Like I said not one guy with blonde hair." Nick said shrugging.
"You mean she even went out with you?" Lily asked.
Nick grinned. "For about one day. Just to complete her record."
Lily grinned and looked up at Nick.
"Oh Nicky I love you! Oh I love you so much!" Amy said. "I'm Lily and I haven't seen you for over three years and I've missed you!"
James heard her and caught on. "Nicky! I love you!" and he started making kissing noses.
"Oh sod off!" Lily yelled blushing. Nick was laughing. "Nicky!" Lily exclaimed.
Everyone always called Nicholas Nick except for Lily. She's always called him Nicky. The two had been close when they had gone to school together.
"Derrick!" Lily yelled. James groaned.
"Who's Derrick?" asked Nick.
"Her body guard." James said. "Run."
Derrick came walking.
"Yes Lily."
"Dump James in the lake." She said sweetly.
"Wha-! Lily no!" James exclaimed as Derrick picked him up to throw him in the lake. "NOOOO!"
SPLASH!
James surfaced the water. "Evans!" he yelled.
"Oh my, my poor James got all wet."
"Accio Lily!" James said with his wand and Lily came flying into the lake.
"Die Potter die!" Lily yelled and dunked him under the water. James slipped from her grasp and held her arms. He surfaced and dunked her under the water. Lily grabbed him by the collar and pulled him under. James slipped from her grasp and got out. He looked at his sweater.
"Evans you are in trouble this was one of my best sweaters!" he exclaimed.
Lily laughed and got out. "Serves you right!"
The two bickered the rest of the way until Lily got so mad that she stepped on his foot with her heel.
"OW! Hey you b-" but McGonagoll was passing by "you brainy know it all you." Said James lamely.
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Lily was bored. She was on a date with Gilderoy Lockhart. He was going on and on about how he'd killed some vampire with nothing but a toothpick. Unlike the other girls Lily didn't believe one word of it.
"Yes! I know! Terrifying but I stood my ground and..." Gilderoy went on and on.
Lily sighed. 'At least this is better than the other dates I've been on where guys try to snog me senseless.' She thought to herself. In this short period Lily had learnt one thing. Her looks were all that mattered in the 'popular crowd' which she completely hated. Why looks? Why not brains or sincerity? She thought. Why is it that people who thought I was a complete dork last year now hang on my every word. I say jump they say how high. Needles to say Lily didn't like this one bit. Sure it was pretty cool to have the school hanging at your every word but they didn't even try to get to know how she was on the inside. They just looked at her and how she was on the outside. They only looked at what was on the surface. Even Trishia and Eve her closest friends who were more like her lackeys. If she were to one day wake up fat and ugly they'd desert her in two seconds. Lily wanted a friend. A true friend not one that judged you by your looks. The next day the schools were approaching and Lily was excited. Maybe some of her friends from 1-3 year would be coming. Getting out of potions early was an added bonus. She hated the way Lucious Malfoy looked at her. Lily shuddered as she thought of him.
"Oh are you cold?" Gilderoy asked. "I would give you my cloak but you know it was a gift from a very rich Maha raja who's life I saved. Did I tell you about that? Well you see I was walking in the jungle quite lost..."
Lily groaned inwardly and looked at the lake. They were sitting by the lake with a picnic laid out. The half moon shining on the lake.
"Uh Gilderoy sorry but it's getting late and I think we should get going." Said Lily.
"Yes of course we should." He said getting up. With a flick of his wand everything that was supposed to be cleaned up exploded. Turkey and lettuce came splattering at Lily's face.
"Oooppps must've used the wrong spell." Said Gilderoy nervously.
"UUGGHHHH!" Lily screamed and stomped of towards the castle leaving Gilderoy behind to clean up the mess.
"Evans what happened to you?" asked James laughing as Lily entered the common room.
"Gilderoy!" Lily snapped.
James started laughing harder.
"Shut-up!"
James ignored her.
"Derrick!" Lily called sweetly. A 16-year-old boy came up to her. He had dark brown hair, brown clueless eyes, strong muscles he could've been a weight lifter in a past life or something and a brain the size of a peanut.
"Yes?" he asked.
"Dispose of James." Said Lily. James stopped laughing.
"Hey!" He protested as Derrick picked him up and threw him out of the common room. Lily walked to her room and heard two voices from the other side of the door.
"No way! You stole the marauders map? How?" asked Eve. But there was something different. She wasn't talking in her ditzy clueless voice. She was talking sensibly.
"Oh I uh distracted Sirius and got it." Said Trishia off handedly in a very un-Trishia like voice.
Eve snorted "Distracting Sirius equals seducing him!"
Lily opened the door and walked in.
"So like what do you think of my new nail polish?" Eve asked Suddenly in a ditzy voice.
Lily laughed. "You know I just heard what you guys said. Every word."
"Oh." Said Eve and shrugged. "Oh well. At least we don't have to act like ditzy clueless girls around you."
"Why do you?" asked Lily.
Trishia shrugged. "The marauders are the only other people who know. There's a reason we're best friends with them. It's because we're the only people who aren't clueless pretty girls/boys."
"But why?" asked Lily. "Do you act like that?"
Trishia shrugged again. "It's kind of like a secret between us."
Lily nodded. "You know how annoying it gets when you two talk like that?"
Eve laughed. "We're getting sick and tired of talking like that."
"Then stop." Said Lily. "By the way what's the marauders map?"
"EVANS YOU ARE SO DEAD!" came James's voice from down stairs. He barged into the room covered in garbage. "Your body guard threw me in Filches trash can!"
"Good!" Lily snapped.
"Go to hell Evans!" James retorted.
"Fuck Off!"
"Up yours bitch!"
Lily tried to slap him but James caught her hand and then tried to push her. Lily grabbed onto him making both topple over with Lily on top. Their eyes locked for a minute but the spell was quickly broken as Lily stood on top of him.
"Evans get of!" James exclaimed and pushed her of sending her toppling to the floor. Lily got up and tried to hit him but Eve held her back while Trishia pushed James out of the door.
Then for the rest of the night Eve and Trishia explained the marauders map and how the boys were Animagus and Lily convinced them to talk normally. All in all Lily became much closer to the two girls that night.
* * *
Lily and James were so mad at each other the next day that it would be an understatement to say they were as mad as hell.
First they tried ignoring each other but in Ancient Runes they both finally cracked. Their ancient runes teacher was pretty cool. He was young and just out of Salem Academy. He was 22 years old and had been with them since Lilys fourth year. His name was Professor White.
"O.K. today we're going to study-"
"Sod off!" James yelled to Lily.
"Oh why don't you go and stick your wand up your-"
"James! Lily! Shut up!" He yelled.
They both jumped.
"As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by Mr. And Mrs. lets bicker each other to death today we are going to study temples made by ancient Greek wizards and witches."
"Hey you know which one Evans made?" asked James from the back of the class.
"Professor is that Potters picture?" asked Lily pointing to a picture of a one eyed wizard making a talisman.
"Both of you be quiet. James I'm warning you! Lily don't be tempted by his bait."
Lily shot James a look and they quietly started a word mouthing fight.
Professor Smith droned on.
"Evans admit it! You slept with Amos Diggory!" James suddenly yelled out startling the whole class.
"James!" he exclaimed. "Be quiet! What are you today the wicked wizard of the west?!"
"Sorry Professor." James mumbled.
"Now who knows why the Greek witches were the ones who decorated the inside of the temples?" James raised his hand.
"James you've never raised your hand for a thing in my class. Why start now?"
"He's buttering you up Professor!" Lily called.
"At least I get my grades the fair way." James retorted.
"What are you suggesting? That I cheat?" Lily asked turning around to face him.
"You could say that." Said James. "Professor the reason witches decorated the temples was because they were probably making it for Evans and no one knows the way her mind works other than a select few like the **coughing criminally cough insane cough** witches."
"Hey!" Lily exclaimed.
"James you know what one of these days she's gonna bitch slap you and hit you where it hurts and I won't be around to stop her. Then I'll laugh my ass of and tell my kids and grandkids why James Potter was never able to produce children."
Everyone snickered and James turned red.
"Oh I wouldn't worry about the whole children thing professor." Said Lily. "He's already got more than he can handle."
"Oh and you don't?" asked James surprised. "Damn Evans I wouldn't be surprised if you were bringing up a child back home."
The whole class snickered some more.
"Oh shut up you great prat! I know for a fact that Olivia McGee is having your baby."
James looked up in horror! "What?"
Lily smirked. "Either yours or Amos Diggorys. At least that's what she claims."
The Professor was laughing so hard the he had to grab Lilys shoulder for support.
"James!" Laugh. "Come here!" said The professor still laughing. James got up and stood beside the professor who grabbed James shoulder and suddenly stopped laughing. He gripped James and Lilys shoulders hard. "Both of you out of my class now."
Lily and James stood stunned. "Didn't you hear me? Get your bums out of my class." Said the Professor as if he was talking to a couple of three-year-olds. James and Lily quickly got their stuff and left.
"The schools are arriving tonight!" Dumbledore said before dinner that evening. "Gryffindor Prefects year 5 and 6! I am giving you the duty to greet them and help the head Boy and Head Girl! You are all to now go out and wait until they arrive! Then we shall all start our feast."
James grumbling got up. Lily ignored him and walked past him to go talk with the head boy. By the name Brian Banes.
"Brian!" Lily called.
"Hey Lily! Come on!"
"Brian listen can I be in charge of the Salem Academy school?"
"Sure." He said.
"Just can't resist using your charm to get your own way can you?" asked James.
Lily ignored him and walked towards where all the other prefects were.
"Can't wait to meet your loser friends?" James sneered.
"Shut up!" Lily snapped.
"No."
"Oh James Potter you make me so mad! You butt ugly freak!"
"I am NOT ugly! You're the one that's ugly!"
"You're so ugly you got arrested for mooning when you stuck your head out the car door window!"
"What's a car?" asked James.
"AUUGGHHH!" Lily exclaimed.
"Oh sod off Evans!"
"Shut up you ugly prat!"
"Lily Evans you know perfectly well that I'm the sexiest thing you've ever laid eyes on!"
"LILY!" screeched a girl with dark blonde hair and violet colored eyes. "Lily! It's me Amy!"
Unknown to them Salem Academy had arrived and had been watching the whole fight.
"Amy!" Lily screeched and they both hugged. "Where's Melody?"
"Right here!" said a girl with jet-black hair, pale skin and beautiful almond shaped hazel eyes.
"Melody!" Lily exclaimed and they hugged. Lily then saw a sexy blonde haired, blue eyed tall muscular boy.
"Nicky?" Lily exclaimed and hurled herself at him.
"Lily?" Nick exclaimed and hugged her. "How are you? Man it's been like a long time! You've changed!"
"So have you!" Lily exclaimed looking him up and down. "So where are the others?"
"Oh they're not prefects." He said.
"Oh." Lily said disappointed.
"Evans as much as it pains me to tell you this. Brian assigned me with you and your little group." James said coming up. He saw Melody and his mouth dropped open. "Hi! I'm James Potter."
Melody giggled. "Melody Robertson." And held out her hand.
"Guys this is a very annoying, idiotic, imbecile, obnoxious bastard and he doesn't concern us. Go along Potter." Said Lily her arms linked with Nicks.
"Lily he's alright. Let him stay." Said Melody eyeing him.
"But-"
"Please?" Melody asked.
"Fine."
James walked beside Melody and talked with her while Lily, Nick and Amy talked.
"Oh looks like Melodys taken a fancy to James." Said Amy giggling.
"Poor Amy." Said Lily sighing. "He's a player. Dumps girls left and right."
"So does Melody." Nick commented. "There isn't one 6th year guy with blonde hair she hasn't already dated. She's moving on to black haired guys now."
"Well you have blonde hair." Lily pointed out.
"Like I said not one guy with blonde hair." Nick said shrugging.
"You mean she even went out with you?" Lily asked.
Nick grinned. "For about one day. Just to complete her record."
Lily grinned and looked up at Nick.
"Oh Nicky I love you! Oh I love you so much!" Amy said. "I'm Lily and I haven't seen you for over three years and I've missed you!"
James heard her and caught on. "Nicky! I love you!" and he started making kissing noses.
"Oh sod off!" Lily yelled blushing. Nick was laughing. "Nicky!" Lily exclaimed.
Everyone always called Nicholas Nick except for Lily. She's always called him Nicky. The two had been close when they had gone to school together.
"Derrick!" Lily yelled. James groaned.
"Who's Derrick?" asked Nick.
"Her body guard." James said. "Run."
Derrick came walking.
"Yes Lily."
"Dump James in the lake." She said sweetly.
"Wha-! Lily no!" James exclaimed as Derrick picked him up to throw him in the lake. "NOOOO!"
SPLASH!
James surfaced the water. "Evans!" he yelled.
"Oh my, my poor James got all wet."
"Accio Lily!" James said with his wand and Lily came flying into the lake.
"Die Potter die!" Lily yelled and dunked him under the water. James slipped from her grasp and held her arms. He surfaced and dunked her under the water. Lily grabbed him by the collar and pulled him under. James slipped from her grasp and got out. He looked at his sweater.
"Evans you are in trouble this was one of my best sweaters!" he exclaimed.
Lily laughed and got out. "Serves you right!"
The two bickered the rest of the way until Lily got so mad that she stepped on his foot with her heel.
"OW! Hey you b-" but McGonagoll was passing by "you brainy know it all you." Said James lamely.
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