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A/N: because half you people out there are telling me this fic is kinda like 10 things I hate about you I'm gonna rent the movie! Yup! I'll watch it...soon. Some people are saying they want some l/j! Sorry you'll have to wait two more chaps, who knows maybe one more chap!
"...And that's why I was wondering if maybe my sister and father could come to Hogwarts...just for a week of course." Lily added.
Professor Dumbledore nodded. "Ms. Evans I shall get back to you on that. Goodness knows no muggle has ever been here but it is possible...I shall let you know by tonight."
Lily nodded. "Thank you Professor." And left.
'I hate you' James thought to her mentally.
'The feelings mutual.' Lily thought back walking down the halls. 'Where are you by the way?'
'Common room...err Evans what happened last night?'
Lily stopped in her tracks.
'What do you mean?'
'I heard you crying...in my mind...is everything alright?'
'It's none of your business. Why do you care?' Thought Lily and continued walking.
'Sor-ry for caring!' James thought back angrily.
'That's O.K. I know your nosy busy body.'
'Look who's talking.'
'Oh I hate you.' Lily thought back.
'I hate you too.'
'Good.' Lily thought back icily.
'Good.'
'Shut up.'
'Make me.'
'I'm nearing the common room you know.'
James shut up then. Lily reached the fat Lady.
"Pixie dust." Lily said.
The Fat Lady looked at her oddly.
"Wrong password dear."
"Err...you know me though. You can let me in I AM a Gryffindor."
"Sorry dear but That Potter boy was telling me about you. You take poly juice potion to look like Gryffindors and get into the common rooms. He changed the password. He also told me that he's already told the Gryffindors about the new password."
Lily felt the anger in her rise.
'POTTER!' she yelled mentally.
'Calm down Evans. What?'
'YOU SLIMY, STUPID, IDIOTIC BASTARD! YOU ASSHOLE! YOU CHANGED THE PASSWORD! TELL ME THE PASSWORD OR I SWEAR I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE AND EVEN WHEN YOU ARE AN OLD MAN YOU'LL BE HEARING MY VOICE IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD AND PROBABLY END UP IN ST. MUNGOS FOR HEARING YOUR OLD SCHOOL RIVAL YELLING IN YOUR HEAD! NOW YOU TELL ME THE PASSWORD OR I WILL RIP YOU INTO LITLE ITTY BITTY PIECES AND FEED YOU TO FANG AND THEN TELL EVERYONE YOU-'
'You done yet?' James thought lazily to her.
'NO! YOU INCOMPETENT DOPE GIVE ME THE PASSWORD!'
'Say please.'
'NO!'
'Say pretty please with sugar on top.'
'NO!'
'Say James Potter is better than me.'
'NO!'
'Say no.'
'NO!'
'At least you listened to something I said.'
'NO!'
'You have a very big vocabulary don't you?'
'NO!'
'Yes I can see that.'
'JAMES MICHEAL POTTER!'
"What?" said a voice out loud.
Lily jumped and turned around. James was standing there with a smirk on his face.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Lily shrieked and tore after him. James started running as fast as he could in the other direction.
Lily took out her wand and shot hexes at him. James dodged them and kept running.
Lily suddenly stopped running and stood there smiling.
James walked up to her.
"What is it Evans?" he asked.
"I'm having fun." She said smiling. "For the first time in my life I'm actually having fun!"
James looked at her oddly. "That's...nice."
Lily looked at him. "Potter?"
"Yea?"
"Get a mirror." And she walked of laughing. James looked at her oddly and shook his head.
'Talk about PMS.' He thought. He went into the common room. There was huge roar of laughter from Sirius.
"What?" asked James.
Sirius still laughing conjured up a mirror.
James looked in it to see his hair had been died orange with gold streaks in it. His face was covered in gold streaks and his eyes were a hideous yellow.
"EVANS!" James yelled.
"What?" asked a voice innocently behind him. James turned around to see Lily standing there looking innocent.
"Run." James said fiercely and tore after here.
* * *
"Watch out for Petunia she's a big pain in the ass." Lily said that night in the common room. Dumbledore had after talking with the ministry consented. A ministry worker would escort her father and sister to the castle.
"In other words worse than you?" asked James.
"She is also known to have a crush on every guy she sees." Lily added staring at James.
"Is she blonde?" he asked.
"Yes."
"She got blue eyes?"
"Yes."
"Then she must be hot."
"If you consider a horse hot Potter. She's so thin going on anorexia expeditions every other day that she looks like a horse."
James shuddered.
Lily smirked. "You stereo type blondes to much." She said.
* * *
Lily waited anxiously with her friends for the arrival of her sister and father.
"In the distance she saw a carriage approaching and as it got closer she grew more nervous.
"Potter." She said to him. "I don't want any bull shit from you!"
"Me? Since when do I give you bullshit? You started it first!"
"Oh grow up you lazy dumbass!"
"I am grown up wonder how long it'll take you to find out. Or maybe you just need glasses!" James retorted.
"Or maybe you need a new personality!"
"Or maybe you should just shut-up!"
"I don't have to do what you tell me to Potter! I'll yell all I want until I choose to stop."
"You are just impossible!" James retorted.
"Oh you-you-!"
"Run out of insults haven't you Evans?"
There was a huge roar of laughter and looked to see her father and Petunia standing there.
"Good show." Her father said smiling.
"Daddy!" Lily exclaimed and hugged him. "Petunia." Said Lily nodding towards her.
"It wasn't my choice to come here I'll have you know." Said Petunia. "You better not try anything with me."
"Daddy this is Nicky! Remember him and that's Eve and-" thus began the introductions until only James was left.
"Ahem Evans aren't you forgetting someone?" he asked.
"No I consider myself above such idiotic fools as yourself. Therefore you are not worth my time." Said Lily coolly.
"Does that mean I can leave?" asked James eagerly.
'No.' Lily thought mentally to him.
'Oh sod of you-'
"OH WILL YOU SHUT-UP?" Lily exclaimed. To everyone else they had been just glaring at each other until Lily finally spoke.
Mr. Evans looked thoroughly confused.
"Is she always like this?" James asked turning to Petunia and Mr. Evans.
"No usually we have to lock her up in a stray jacket." Said Petunia coolly.
"Oh why don't you two go start an I hate Lily club?" Lily snapped.
"Why don't you and Snape start an I hate James Potter club because we are jealous of his Quidditch skills. Popularity, good looks, hair-"
Lily snorted.
"I would never be jealous of that thing on your head you call hair! Ever heard of a comb?"
And so they walked bickering into the great hall for lunch. Petunia concisely sat next to James closely. To closely.
'Evans get your whore of a sister away from me.' James thought to her.
'Why should I? You handle her.' She replied.
James rolled his eyes while Mr. Evans was examining everything.
Petunia seductively sat closer to him and James turned green.
"I err think my girl friend is calling me." Said James suddenly getting up.
Lily smirked. "Yea that's right Potter work of all those calories by doing lip exercises with someone."
* * *
Lily later on entered the common room to see James snogging with Tammy Paterson.
"Oh gross!" Lily exclaimed clutching her stomach. "I just ate!"
"Lily could I err...talk to you?" asked Nicky coming up to her.
"Sure." Said Lily and they went into a secluded corner.
"Will you go to the ball with me?" he blurted out.
"S-sure." Said Lily smiling.
"Great." Said Nick and kissed her. "Well I have to go." And he left.
* * *
The week flew by and Lilys father left with Petunia.
"I wish you could stay for the ball." Lily said sadly.
"Me too. Hogwarts is fascinating." He said wistfully.
Petunia on the other hand was talking to James. "Yes and you see I don't have a boyfriend so-"
Lily had to refrain from giggling.
'Your sister is worse than you Evans.' James thought mentally to her.
A/N: OK NOT a good chapter but bear with me people! Please! And the next chappie= Christmas ball!
A/N: because half you people out there are telling me this fic is kinda like 10 things I hate about you I'm gonna rent the movie! Yup! I'll watch it...soon. Some people are saying they want some l/j! Sorry you'll have to wait two more chaps, who knows maybe one more chap!
"...And that's why I was wondering if maybe my sister and father could come to Hogwarts...just for a week of course." Lily added.
Professor Dumbledore nodded. "Ms. Evans I shall get back to you on that. Goodness knows no muggle has ever been here but it is possible...I shall let you know by tonight."
Lily nodded. "Thank you Professor." And left.
'I hate you' James thought to her mentally.
'The feelings mutual.' Lily thought back walking down the halls. 'Where are you by the way?'
'Common room...err Evans what happened last night?'
Lily stopped in her tracks.
'What do you mean?'
'I heard you crying...in my mind...is everything alright?'
'It's none of your business. Why do you care?' Thought Lily and continued walking.
'Sor-ry for caring!' James thought back angrily.
'That's O.K. I know your nosy busy body.'
'Look who's talking.'
'Oh I hate you.' Lily thought back.
'I hate you too.'
'Good.' Lily thought back icily.
'Good.'
'Shut up.'
'Make me.'
'I'm nearing the common room you know.'
James shut up then. Lily reached the fat Lady.
"Pixie dust." Lily said.
The Fat Lady looked at her oddly.
"Wrong password dear."
"Err...you know me though. You can let me in I AM a Gryffindor."
"Sorry dear but That Potter boy was telling me about you. You take poly juice potion to look like Gryffindors and get into the common rooms. He changed the password. He also told me that he's already told the Gryffindors about the new password."
Lily felt the anger in her rise.
'POTTER!' she yelled mentally.
'Calm down Evans. What?'
'YOU SLIMY, STUPID, IDIOTIC BASTARD! YOU ASSHOLE! YOU CHANGED THE PASSWORD! TELL ME THE PASSWORD OR I SWEAR I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE AND EVEN WHEN YOU ARE AN OLD MAN YOU'LL BE HEARING MY VOICE IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD AND PROBABLY END UP IN ST. MUNGOS FOR HEARING YOUR OLD SCHOOL RIVAL YELLING IN YOUR HEAD! NOW YOU TELL ME THE PASSWORD OR I WILL RIP YOU INTO LITLE ITTY BITTY PIECES AND FEED YOU TO FANG AND THEN TELL EVERYONE YOU-'
'You done yet?' James thought lazily to her.
'NO! YOU INCOMPETENT DOPE GIVE ME THE PASSWORD!'
'Say please.'
'NO!'
'Say pretty please with sugar on top.'
'NO!'
'Say James Potter is better than me.'
'NO!'
'Say no.'
'NO!'
'At least you listened to something I said.'
'NO!'
'You have a very big vocabulary don't you?'
'NO!'
'Yes I can see that.'
'JAMES MICHEAL POTTER!'
"What?" said a voice out loud.
Lily jumped and turned around. James was standing there with a smirk on his face.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Lily shrieked and tore after him. James started running as fast as he could in the other direction.
Lily took out her wand and shot hexes at him. James dodged them and kept running.
Lily suddenly stopped running and stood there smiling.
James walked up to her.
"What is it Evans?" he asked.
"I'm having fun." She said smiling. "For the first time in my life I'm actually having fun!"
James looked at her oddly. "That's...nice."
Lily looked at him. "Potter?"
"Yea?"
"Get a mirror." And she walked of laughing. James looked at her oddly and shook his head.
'Talk about PMS.' He thought. He went into the common room. There was huge roar of laughter from Sirius.
"What?" asked James.
Sirius still laughing conjured up a mirror.
James looked in it to see his hair had been died orange with gold streaks in it. His face was covered in gold streaks and his eyes were a hideous yellow.
"EVANS!" James yelled.
"What?" asked a voice innocently behind him. James turned around to see Lily standing there looking innocent.
"Run." James said fiercely and tore after here.
* * *
"Watch out for Petunia she's a big pain in the ass." Lily said that night in the common room. Dumbledore had after talking with the ministry consented. A ministry worker would escort her father and sister to the castle.
"In other words worse than you?" asked James.
"She is also known to have a crush on every guy she sees." Lily added staring at James.
"Is she blonde?" he asked.
"Yes."
"She got blue eyes?"
"Yes."
"Then she must be hot."
"If you consider a horse hot Potter. She's so thin going on anorexia expeditions every other day that she looks like a horse."
James shuddered.
Lily smirked. "You stereo type blondes to much." She said.
* * *
Lily waited anxiously with her friends for the arrival of her sister and father.
"In the distance she saw a carriage approaching and as it got closer she grew more nervous.
"Potter." She said to him. "I don't want any bull shit from you!"
"Me? Since when do I give you bullshit? You started it first!"
"Oh grow up you lazy dumbass!"
"I am grown up wonder how long it'll take you to find out. Or maybe you just need glasses!" James retorted.
"Or maybe you need a new personality!"
"Or maybe you should just shut-up!"
"I don't have to do what you tell me to Potter! I'll yell all I want until I choose to stop."
"You are just impossible!" James retorted.
"Oh you-you-!"
"Run out of insults haven't you Evans?"
There was a huge roar of laughter and looked to see her father and Petunia standing there.
"Good show." Her father said smiling.
"Daddy!" Lily exclaimed and hugged him. "Petunia." Said Lily nodding towards her.
"It wasn't my choice to come here I'll have you know." Said Petunia. "You better not try anything with me."
"Daddy this is Nicky! Remember him and that's Eve and-" thus began the introductions until only James was left.
"Ahem Evans aren't you forgetting someone?" he asked.
"No I consider myself above such idiotic fools as yourself. Therefore you are not worth my time." Said Lily coolly.
"Does that mean I can leave?" asked James eagerly.
'No.' Lily thought mentally to him.
'Oh sod of you-'
"OH WILL YOU SHUT-UP?" Lily exclaimed. To everyone else they had been just glaring at each other until Lily finally spoke.
Mr. Evans looked thoroughly confused.
"Is she always like this?" James asked turning to Petunia and Mr. Evans.
"No usually we have to lock her up in a stray jacket." Said Petunia coolly.
"Oh why don't you two go start an I hate Lily club?" Lily snapped.
"Why don't you and Snape start an I hate James Potter club because we are jealous of his Quidditch skills. Popularity, good looks, hair-"
Lily snorted.
"I would never be jealous of that thing on your head you call hair! Ever heard of a comb?"
And so they walked bickering into the great hall for lunch. Petunia concisely sat next to James closely. To closely.
'Evans get your whore of a sister away from me.' James thought to her.
'Why should I? You handle her.' She replied.
James rolled his eyes while Mr. Evans was examining everything.
Petunia seductively sat closer to him and James turned green.
"I err think my girl friend is calling me." Said James suddenly getting up.
Lily smirked. "Yea that's right Potter work of all those calories by doing lip exercises with someone."
* * *
Lily later on entered the common room to see James snogging with Tammy Paterson.
"Oh gross!" Lily exclaimed clutching her stomach. "I just ate!"
"Lily could I err...talk to you?" asked Nicky coming up to her.
"Sure." Said Lily and they went into a secluded corner.
"Will you go to the ball with me?" he blurted out.
"S-sure." Said Lily smiling.
"Great." Said Nick and kissed her. "Well I have to go." And he left.
* * *
The week flew by and Lilys father left with Petunia.
"I wish you could stay for the ball." Lily said sadly.
"Me too. Hogwarts is fascinating." He said wistfully.
Petunia on the other hand was talking to James. "Yes and you see I don't have a boyfriend so-"
Lily had to refrain from giggling.
'Your sister is worse than you Evans.' James thought mentally to her.
A/N: OK NOT a good chapter but bear with me people! Please! And the next chappie= Christmas ball!