Disclaimer: Anyone reading this knows, anyone not reading this is both
stupid and obviously won't give a damn what I own.
A/N: ( I am soo happy that you guys love this!! This really makes me want to update more and more. You gals (heh) are awesome!! I couldn't ask for better reviewers!!
XA/N: Mkay. Jessica seemed pissed about her hubby doing a strip tease in front of all of us. (I don't think it was that bad was it?) And she thinks that she is going to be the one to do something about it. Will Chris ever strip tease again?
"Get the bloody hell out of my god damn author's note!!" JB2007 screams at Jessica.
"Why? So you can have my husband come in here and strip for your entertainment and pleasure?" Jessica demanded. JB stood up, and waited a couple of seconds. She seemed to be pondering something.
"Actually, yeah. That's pretty much it." JB says. Rockie's eye starts to twitch again.
"Shit!" Lizzie yells. She knows what Rockie will do if she gets her hands on Jessica. Tracey and Kristy look on, with a slightly puzzled expression on their faces.
"Destroy her...." Rockie starts to chant. A tall figure walks up behind JB. She is, however, ready for this person to attack, so she whirls around to face them.
Chris Jericho walks out from the shadows....followed by none other than....
"Ah! Ah! Aaah! I think I'm cute, I know I'm sexy..." SHAWN MICHAELS!!! His music can be heard all throughout the room. Jessica seems to turn very red, and JB's jaw drops to the floor. Rockie's destroy chant ceased immediately and drool soon replaced it. Lizzie is jumping up and down screaming, and Kristy and Tracey are holding on to each other for support.
"Hey babes." Shawn says very, very smoothly. Chris has a smirk on his face. Jessica walks up to Shawn.
"I am not a babe-" she starts, but Jericho cuts her off.
"Hon, would you please shut the hell up!!" He yells. "Us? We're through!!" With that, he throws his wedding ring at her, and she runs away. Jericho walks over to sit with Rockie, Lizzie, Kristy and Tracey, while Shawn starts to walk towards JB. She hasn't been able to move a muscle since she saw Shawn and Chris walk through that door, together.
"You, uh ok?" He asks her. Her eyes are wide and her mouth is agape. She manages to nod. At that point, Chris is trying to make out with all of the other girls at the same time. (We have no idea the extent of his talent and he claims that he is God's gift to women, so I figure why the hell not.) Rockie is trying to shove him away, to say something the Rock would say, but she finally lets him overpower her. Then she catches a glance of someone else walking into the room.
Dun..Dun...Dun..Who is it?
Will Chris get to finish strip teasing, or will he continue to make out with everyone?
What is Shawn Michaels going to do?
Is Rockie going to smart off to Jericho?
Uh.......OK We'll see you next time on XA/N!!
**
Lisa looked over at her brother.
"Damn you Chris. Always trying to be a stupid hero." She muttered. She knew that her brother could be an asshole sometimes, but most of the time he was a good guy. She couldn't understand why anyone would want to kill him. Much less, try it twice. Lisa directed her eyes from Chris to a sleeping Jeff Hardy.
She knew that Jeff had had a lot to deal with lately. She loved him for being so strong and mighty about it. Who was she kidding? She loved Jeff with all of her heart. She wanted the best for both of them though, and that could possibly mean them not seeing each other. Jeff woke up while she was staring at him.
"Want to go for a walk?" He asked drowsily. Lisa nodded, and shot a glance over at Amy. She was also sleeping. They left the room, hand in hand, then began to walk down the hallway.
Amy woke up as soon as the door closed. She saw Lisa and Jeff walking down the hall, so she turned back around, and came face to face with Chris.
"Jesus Christ, Chris!" She yelled at him. His eyes were unwavering. This started to freak her out.
"Sorry." He said simply, without much apology in his voice. His face was deathly pale and his hair was getting thinner. He rested his head against the pillow, and he closed his eyes for a second. When he re-opened them, they had a usual gleam in them. When she saw his eyes again, it made her smile. But something in them, something deep inside of them, there was puzzlement.
"Are we still on for that date?" He asked. Amy smiled.
"Oh hell yeah." She said jokingly. Chris's small smirk left his face. He took a deep breath and spoke again.
"Hey Amy?" He asked.
"Yeah?"
"Does you arm hurt?" He asked.
"No, why?" Chris avoided that question.
"Do you have a headache?"
"No, Chris, I don't now why are you asking me all of these weird questions?" Amy asked as Jeff and Lisa walked into the room. Lisa was ecstatic that Chris was up. Chris did not move his eyes from Amy.
"Are you feeling any kind of physical pain right now?" Chris asked her. Amy looked at him funny.
"My leg kind of hurts." She admitted. Chris nodded.
"OK give me your hand, I want to try something." He said. Amy shook her head, but gave him her hand anyway. Lisa and Jeff looked at each other.
What was Chris trying to pull?
A/N: ( I am soo happy that you guys love this!! This really makes me want to update more and more. You gals (heh) are awesome!! I couldn't ask for better reviewers!!
XA/N: Mkay. Jessica seemed pissed about her hubby doing a strip tease in front of all of us. (I don't think it was that bad was it?) And she thinks that she is going to be the one to do something about it. Will Chris ever strip tease again?
"Get the bloody hell out of my god damn author's note!!" JB2007 screams at Jessica.
"Why? So you can have my husband come in here and strip for your entertainment and pleasure?" Jessica demanded. JB stood up, and waited a couple of seconds. She seemed to be pondering something.
"Actually, yeah. That's pretty much it." JB says. Rockie's eye starts to twitch again.
"Shit!" Lizzie yells. She knows what Rockie will do if she gets her hands on Jessica. Tracey and Kristy look on, with a slightly puzzled expression on their faces.
"Destroy her...." Rockie starts to chant. A tall figure walks up behind JB. She is, however, ready for this person to attack, so she whirls around to face them.
Chris Jericho walks out from the shadows....followed by none other than....
"Ah! Ah! Aaah! I think I'm cute, I know I'm sexy..." SHAWN MICHAELS!!! His music can be heard all throughout the room. Jessica seems to turn very red, and JB's jaw drops to the floor. Rockie's destroy chant ceased immediately and drool soon replaced it. Lizzie is jumping up and down screaming, and Kristy and Tracey are holding on to each other for support.
"Hey babes." Shawn says very, very smoothly. Chris has a smirk on his face. Jessica walks up to Shawn.
"I am not a babe-" she starts, but Jericho cuts her off.
"Hon, would you please shut the hell up!!" He yells. "Us? We're through!!" With that, he throws his wedding ring at her, and she runs away. Jericho walks over to sit with Rockie, Lizzie, Kristy and Tracey, while Shawn starts to walk towards JB. She hasn't been able to move a muscle since she saw Shawn and Chris walk through that door, together.
"You, uh ok?" He asks her. Her eyes are wide and her mouth is agape. She manages to nod. At that point, Chris is trying to make out with all of the other girls at the same time. (We have no idea the extent of his talent and he claims that he is God's gift to women, so I figure why the hell not.) Rockie is trying to shove him away, to say something the Rock would say, but she finally lets him overpower her. Then she catches a glance of someone else walking into the room.
Dun..Dun...Dun..Who is it?
Will Chris get to finish strip teasing, or will he continue to make out with everyone?
What is Shawn Michaels going to do?
Is Rockie going to smart off to Jericho?
Uh.......OK We'll see you next time on XA/N!!
**
Lisa looked over at her brother.
"Damn you Chris. Always trying to be a stupid hero." She muttered. She knew that her brother could be an asshole sometimes, but most of the time he was a good guy. She couldn't understand why anyone would want to kill him. Much less, try it twice. Lisa directed her eyes from Chris to a sleeping Jeff Hardy.
She knew that Jeff had had a lot to deal with lately. She loved him for being so strong and mighty about it. Who was she kidding? She loved Jeff with all of her heart. She wanted the best for both of them though, and that could possibly mean them not seeing each other. Jeff woke up while she was staring at him.
"Want to go for a walk?" He asked drowsily. Lisa nodded, and shot a glance over at Amy. She was also sleeping. They left the room, hand in hand, then began to walk down the hallway.
Amy woke up as soon as the door closed. She saw Lisa and Jeff walking down the hall, so she turned back around, and came face to face with Chris.
"Jesus Christ, Chris!" She yelled at him. His eyes were unwavering. This started to freak her out.
"Sorry." He said simply, without much apology in his voice. His face was deathly pale and his hair was getting thinner. He rested his head against the pillow, and he closed his eyes for a second. When he re-opened them, they had a usual gleam in them. When she saw his eyes again, it made her smile. But something in them, something deep inside of them, there was puzzlement.
"Are we still on for that date?" He asked. Amy smiled.
"Oh hell yeah." She said jokingly. Chris's small smirk left his face. He took a deep breath and spoke again.
"Hey Amy?" He asked.
"Yeah?"
"Does you arm hurt?" He asked.
"No, why?" Chris avoided that question.
"Do you have a headache?"
"No, Chris, I don't now why are you asking me all of these weird questions?" Amy asked as Jeff and Lisa walked into the room. Lisa was ecstatic that Chris was up. Chris did not move his eyes from Amy.
"Are you feeling any kind of physical pain right now?" Chris asked her. Amy looked at him funny.
"My leg kind of hurts." She admitted. Chris nodded.
"OK give me your hand, I want to try something." He said. Amy shook her head, but gave him her hand anyway. Lisa and Jeff looked at each other.
What was Chris trying to pull?