Disclaimer: (sigh) nevermind
XA/N: MK, Jericho is pretty much naked now. (*cough love to see that cough*) the other girls w/him are like that too. Rock and Rockie are somewhere around here. Kristy is strangling RVD, not literally, but she's hugging him so hard-it could qualify as that! And last, Shawn was kissing me!
"Uh, girls, I gotta go." Jericho says, trying to pull himself away from KazzaXtreme, Lizzie, Tracey and sistergrim. He finally succeeds and gets dressed. Then he dashes off. The girls all sit up on the bed. (They never took their clothes off, I was just playin!) Rock and Rockie walk back in. They were just talking. (*wink Wink*) Kristy releases RVD and they all sit down on a bench nearby.
Shawn looks at them.
"Welcome to my world." JB says. Shawn nods.
"Strange world." He remarked.
"Yeah, but I wouldn't trade it for anything."
"Heh, that's how I felt about wrestling."
"All right, this is getting weird, time for a....pool party!!!" JB says, snapping her fingers. A pool appears in front of them. Everyone is suddenly wearing their bathing suits. Once again, everything is cool....until...
Eric Bischoff walks in.
"Get out of that pool now, or I will knock you out!!! Do you hear me? I will knock you all out!!"
Will Eric knock everyone out?
Will Jericho ever win another match? Will RAW stop sucking?
Will everything ever be right in the world?
Will I ever get Shawn Michaels theme song out of my head? (Not like I mind...)
Tune in next time and find out! (Well, some of them anyways.)
**
3 days later (Monday 11:30 PM)
Chris waited as the elevator slowly clicked up to his floor in the hotel. He looked over at his companion. Amy was there with him. Their arms were linked together. (Hmmmm, could they be a couple?) She had just signed a contract with the WWE, and her character's name was going to be "Lita". When she heard that that name was Chris's other sister's name, she insisted that she just liked the name. Lisa winked at her.
"Chris, you know you did a great job even though you didn't win the title." Amy said. Chris looked at her.
"Thanks." The elevator then reached their floor. They stepped out and Chris walked her to her room.
"Uh, Chris?" She asked.
"Yeah?"
"Um...I don't think that you should have to be alone for very long." Amy said quickly. Chris smiled. She wanted him to stay, because she seemed terrified of being alone lately.
"Do you want me to stay?"
"Erm, no that's ok." She said rather quickly. Chris's smile widened.
"OK, I'm right down the hall if you'd happen to need me ok?"
"Thanks Chris, for everything."
"No problemo." He said. He then turned and walked down the hall.
He got to his room and inserted the card into the slot to unlock the door. He walked in and heard some awfully heavy breathing. He closed the door and flipped on the light. In the room were, Lisa, Jeff, Hunter and Lance Storm. Lisa and Jeff had apparently been doing something else judging by the lack of clothing. Hunter and Lance had tied them up and now had guns pointed to their heads.
"Speaking of the devil.." Hunter said. Chris was torn as to which situation he should be more concerned about Jeff and his sister being "bad" or Hunter and Lance being "assclowns". (Does anybody really know what an assclown is?) He decided on the latter.
"What the hell do you guys want?" Chris asked defiantly, showing no fear. Lance smiled.
"Well, our 'gang' as you like to call it leader decided that we were long overdue on paying you all a visit," Lance said, and then took aim at Chris, "So here we are." He finished.
Realization hit Chris like a ton of bricks.
"Amy!" His mind screamed. "You Dumbass! You left her alone!!"
"What are you going to do to Amy?"
"That's for me to know and you to find out." Lance sneered. Chris made a quick advance on Lance and within milliseconds had the gun in his hand. Chris wasted no time in shooting Hunter and Lance. "Sorry Lance." Chris mumbled. Lisa stared dumbfounded at him. Chris quickly untied the ropes binding the 2 of them together.
"Get out of this room." Chris said, "I don't care where you go, just get out of this room!"
Lisa and Jeff quickly followed orders. Chris walked out into the hallway; the fat lady was about to start singing for Eric.
XA/N: MK, Jericho is pretty much naked now. (*cough love to see that cough*) the other girls w/him are like that too. Rock and Rockie are somewhere around here. Kristy is strangling RVD, not literally, but she's hugging him so hard-it could qualify as that! And last, Shawn was kissing me!
"Uh, girls, I gotta go." Jericho says, trying to pull himself away from KazzaXtreme, Lizzie, Tracey and sistergrim. He finally succeeds and gets dressed. Then he dashes off. The girls all sit up on the bed. (They never took their clothes off, I was just playin!) Rock and Rockie walk back in. They were just talking. (*wink Wink*) Kristy releases RVD and they all sit down on a bench nearby.
Shawn looks at them.
"Welcome to my world." JB says. Shawn nods.
"Strange world." He remarked.
"Yeah, but I wouldn't trade it for anything."
"Heh, that's how I felt about wrestling."
"All right, this is getting weird, time for a....pool party!!!" JB says, snapping her fingers. A pool appears in front of them. Everyone is suddenly wearing their bathing suits. Once again, everything is cool....until...
Eric Bischoff walks in.
"Get out of that pool now, or I will knock you out!!! Do you hear me? I will knock you all out!!"
Will Eric knock everyone out?
Will Jericho ever win another match? Will RAW stop sucking?
Will everything ever be right in the world?
Will I ever get Shawn Michaels theme song out of my head? (Not like I mind...)
Tune in next time and find out! (Well, some of them anyways.)
**
3 days later (Monday 11:30 PM)
Chris waited as the elevator slowly clicked up to his floor in the hotel. He looked over at his companion. Amy was there with him. Their arms were linked together. (Hmmmm, could they be a couple?) She had just signed a contract with the WWE, and her character's name was going to be "Lita". When she heard that that name was Chris's other sister's name, she insisted that she just liked the name. Lisa winked at her.
"Chris, you know you did a great job even though you didn't win the title." Amy said. Chris looked at her.
"Thanks." The elevator then reached their floor. They stepped out and Chris walked her to her room.
"Uh, Chris?" She asked.
"Yeah?"
"Um...I don't think that you should have to be alone for very long." Amy said quickly. Chris smiled. She wanted him to stay, because she seemed terrified of being alone lately.
"Do you want me to stay?"
"Erm, no that's ok." She said rather quickly. Chris's smile widened.
"OK, I'm right down the hall if you'd happen to need me ok?"
"Thanks Chris, for everything."
"No problemo." He said. He then turned and walked down the hall.
He got to his room and inserted the card into the slot to unlock the door. He walked in and heard some awfully heavy breathing. He closed the door and flipped on the light. In the room were, Lisa, Jeff, Hunter and Lance Storm. Lisa and Jeff had apparently been doing something else judging by the lack of clothing. Hunter and Lance had tied them up and now had guns pointed to their heads.
"Speaking of the devil.." Hunter said. Chris was torn as to which situation he should be more concerned about Jeff and his sister being "bad" or Hunter and Lance being "assclowns". (Does anybody really know what an assclown is?) He decided on the latter.
"What the hell do you guys want?" Chris asked defiantly, showing no fear. Lance smiled.
"Well, our 'gang' as you like to call it leader decided that we were long overdue on paying you all a visit," Lance said, and then took aim at Chris, "So here we are." He finished.
Realization hit Chris like a ton of bricks.
"Amy!" His mind screamed. "You Dumbass! You left her alone!!"
"What are you going to do to Amy?"
"That's for me to know and you to find out." Lance sneered. Chris made a quick advance on Lance and within milliseconds had the gun in his hand. Chris wasted no time in shooting Hunter and Lance. "Sorry Lance." Chris mumbled. Lisa stared dumbfounded at him. Chris quickly untied the ropes binding the 2 of them together.
"Get out of this room." Chris said, "I don't care where you go, just get out of this room!"
Lisa and Jeff quickly followed orders. Chris walked out into the hallway; the fat lady was about to start singing for Eric.