Disclaimer: Once again, I am penniless and don't own shit. Plus, I just
killed off the only character I could claim ownership to....that was
smart....
A/N: Sorry about updates again people. School was once again a problem. I wanted to update Wednesday, but the site was being funky and wouldn't let me sign into my account. So, I said screw it and did something else. Yesterday, it did the same thing to me again, so once again, I said screw it. Today, woo hoo!! I can sign in!! It's amazing! I was writing on my other story during these intervals also, so I hope to have something up pretty soon with it, although no promises. Once again, thanks to all of my great reviewers!! You guys are awesome!! BTW, Kristy, I checked out your site and it's pretty bitchin'. I signed up for an account, so I should be posting soon. Ok, now it is time for me to shut up so that we can get on with XA/N!!
XA/N: Ok, the last time that this was updated (try not to think about how long it's been), I had just finished beating the shit out of Steph and Rockie and Shortay were just about to have a run-in since Shortay was flirting with Rock. Here we go:
Vince raised JB's hand in victory.
"The winner is Jer-" Vince started, but JB cut him off. She whispered something into his ear and he nodded. "The winner is JerichosBabe, or as we will now call her JB!" (We've been doing it already, but work with me.) Shawn and Chris both stood up immediately to begin clapping. Lizzie followed shortly thereafter. Kristy put 2 fingers in her mouth and whistled loudly. All of this was a blur to Rockie, though. She walked as if in slow motion. She had the thoughts of killing Shortay or killing Rock, but she knew if she killed him that wouldn't solve anything.
JB happened to notice what was going on between Rockie and Shortay. Being friends of both, she decided to try and help them out. She started to walk that way, but a hand grabbed her foot. She turned to see Eric Bischoff having a death grip on her foot.
"Eric, let go. You lost. It's over now." JB said. Eric looked up with some slight sorrow in his eyes, but it didn't last for long. He pulled a sword out of his ass (pretty much) and tried to stab JB with it. She ducked and it struck someone who had been standing behind her. It struck Kazza, who had been coming up to help JB.
Rockie took note of what had happened. Shortay and the Rock stood up. JB leaped up with speed and agility. She yanked the sword out quickly, throwing it to the side. She put her hands where the wound was as all of the reviewers crowded round. A small amount of white light enclosed the wound and the wound was healed. Kazza was asleep though because the magic did have it's side effects. Edge continued to hold her and her stroked her face. Chris held Lizzie close.
"If that would happen to me, what would you do?" Lizzie asked. Chris looked deep into her eyes.
"I would never leave your side." He answered truthfully (for once lol). Then they kissed.
Rockie was still gaining on Shrotay. Finally, she grabbed her and spun her around. Shortay spun around and was met with a swift punch to the face. Rock was immediately taken aback by what Rockie had done. When JB heard the commotion, she stood up again.
"Great," she muttered. She walked over to where Shortay was standing with her fists held high to defend herself against Rockie now.
"Guys, what is going on here?" JB asked, just a little upset. She had just saved the world of wrestling from total destruction and relived everyone of Stephanie's squeaky horrible voice, not to mention being frozen in a crystal prism for 2 chapters. She wasn't happy that there was quarreling going on between reviewers.
After asking that question, JB was met with a swift punch to the jaw that sent her world into a blur. She took a step back and Rockie and Shortay went at it..
Who punched JB?
Why does Rockie hate Shrotay so much? Wait..never mind that one
Until next time! XA/N!!
**
**8 Months Later** Chris rolled over in bed. The baby was due at any given time. He was losing sleep over the fact that his wife could go into labor when he was sleeping and he would not know it. He wanted to be the best father and husband he could be to the baby and Amy. Amy put her hand on his shoulder.
"Try to get some sleep, babe." She said.
"I'm trying, but it's not working." He told her. She took a sharp breath in.
"Chris?"
"Yeah?"
"I think that it's time." She said, gritting her teeth. Chris jumped out of bed and pulled on the jeans that were lying on the floor, then pulled on a t-shirt. He helped her out of bed and down the stairs. He grabbed her bag on the table next to the door and patted his pocket to make sure that he had his keys. He opened the door and he locked the door behind them.
"You're being so calm and quiet about this." She marveled.
"Only gone through this about a million times in my head." He told her. He helped her into the car. As she sat down in the passenger seat, a contraction hit her like a ton of bricks. She couldn't think of anything to yell, so she merely screamed. Chris closed the door and ran around to the other side of the SUV. He put the key in the ignition and started the engine.
"Let's roll!" he yelled, but Amy barely heard him.
**5 Minutes Later**
Ok, Amy I need you to push." The doctor said. Amy grabbed Chris's hand inadvertedly. It took all of Chris's energy to not cry out. (If you can recall, he can feel other people's pain) He could feel the pain that she was having to go through to have this baby, and it was coursing through his body. With every contraction, he had to bite his tongue and try not to scream. She was doing remarkably well for being this much pain, or so he thought. He on the other hand, wasn't doing very good at all. When the baby finally came out, Amy released Chris's hand and he slumped to the ground.
She immediately laughed at her mistake and the doctor took it that he had fainted. They handed the baby to Amy, but even then, there were problems. A couple of nurses managed to get Chris to another room.
**30 Minutes Later**
Chris opened his eyes to be greeted with the smiling faces of Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit.
"Way to go Irvine!" Kurt yelled. He's hiding something, Chris thought.
"Chris you are the 1st man to ever experience childbirth, how'd it feel?" Benoit asked. He's hiding it too, Chris thought again. Chris played along though, and glared at Benoit.
"When your wives yell and scream at you while in labor, they've got a pretty damn good reason to." Chris said. "Speaking of wives, where's mine and my baby?" Benoit and Kurt instantly looked away. That's it, Chris thought. My baby. Angle and Benoit pointed to the bed next to him. She was asleep.
"What happened?" he asked. "Is the baby ok?"
"Well, after the birth, everything was ok, but then the baby stopped crying all of a sudden-you had a boy by the way. Anyways, they couldn't get him to start crying again and they were in the process of running test on him when she went into a seizure. They got her calmed down and by the time that happened, the baby had died." Benoit said. "They said his heart was underdeveloped." Chris hung his head.
"Damn." He said.
A/N: Sorry about updates again people. School was once again a problem. I wanted to update Wednesday, but the site was being funky and wouldn't let me sign into my account. So, I said screw it and did something else. Yesterday, it did the same thing to me again, so once again, I said screw it. Today, woo hoo!! I can sign in!! It's amazing! I was writing on my other story during these intervals also, so I hope to have something up pretty soon with it, although no promises. Once again, thanks to all of my great reviewers!! You guys are awesome!! BTW, Kristy, I checked out your site and it's pretty bitchin'. I signed up for an account, so I should be posting soon. Ok, now it is time for me to shut up so that we can get on with XA/N!!
XA/N: Ok, the last time that this was updated (try not to think about how long it's been), I had just finished beating the shit out of Steph and Rockie and Shortay were just about to have a run-in since Shortay was flirting with Rock. Here we go:
Vince raised JB's hand in victory.
"The winner is Jer-" Vince started, but JB cut him off. She whispered something into his ear and he nodded. "The winner is JerichosBabe, or as we will now call her JB!" (We've been doing it already, but work with me.) Shawn and Chris both stood up immediately to begin clapping. Lizzie followed shortly thereafter. Kristy put 2 fingers in her mouth and whistled loudly. All of this was a blur to Rockie, though. She walked as if in slow motion. She had the thoughts of killing Shortay or killing Rock, but she knew if she killed him that wouldn't solve anything.
JB happened to notice what was going on between Rockie and Shortay. Being friends of both, she decided to try and help them out. She started to walk that way, but a hand grabbed her foot. She turned to see Eric Bischoff having a death grip on her foot.
"Eric, let go. You lost. It's over now." JB said. Eric looked up with some slight sorrow in his eyes, but it didn't last for long. He pulled a sword out of his ass (pretty much) and tried to stab JB with it. She ducked and it struck someone who had been standing behind her. It struck Kazza, who had been coming up to help JB.
Rockie took note of what had happened. Shortay and the Rock stood up. JB leaped up with speed and agility. She yanked the sword out quickly, throwing it to the side. She put her hands where the wound was as all of the reviewers crowded round. A small amount of white light enclosed the wound and the wound was healed. Kazza was asleep though because the magic did have it's side effects. Edge continued to hold her and her stroked her face. Chris held Lizzie close.
"If that would happen to me, what would you do?" Lizzie asked. Chris looked deep into her eyes.
"I would never leave your side." He answered truthfully (for once lol). Then they kissed.
Rockie was still gaining on Shrotay. Finally, she grabbed her and spun her around. Shortay spun around and was met with a swift punch to the face. Rock was immediately taken aback by what Rockie had done. When JB heard the commotion, she stood up again.
"Great," she muttered. She walked over to where Shortay was standing with her fists held high to defend herself against Rockie now.
"Guys, what is going on here?" JB asked, just a little upset. She had just saved the world of wrestling from total destruction and relived everyone of Stephanie's squeaky horrible voice, not to mention being frozen in a crystal prism for 2 chapters. She wasn't happy that there was quarreling going on between reviewers.
After asking that question, JB was met with a swift punch to the jaw that sent her world into a blur. She took a step back and Rockie and Shortay went at it..
Who punched JB?
Why does Rockie hate Shrotay so much? Wait..never mind that one
Until next time! XA/N!!
**
**8 Months Later** Chris rolled over in bed. The baby was due at any given time. He was losing sleep over the fact that his wife could go into labor when he was sleeping and he would not know it. He wanted to be the best father and husband he could be to the baby and Amy. Amy put her hand on his shoulder.
"Try to get some sleep, babe." She said.
"I'm trying, but it's not working." He told her. She took a sharp breath in.
"Chris?"
"Yeah?"
"I think that it's time." She said, gritting her teeth. Chris jumped out of bed and pulled on the jeans that were lying on the floor, then pulled on a t-shirt. He helped her out of bed and down the stairs. He grabbed her bag on the table next to the door and patted his pocket to make sure that he had his keys. He opened the door and he locked the door behind them.
"You're being so calm and quiet about this." She marveled.
"Only gone through this about a million times in my head." He told her. He helped her into the car. As she sat down in the passenger seat, a contraction hit her like a ton of bricks. She couldn't think of anything to yell, so she merely screamed. Chris closed the door and ran around to the other side of the SUV. He put the key in the ignition and started the engine.
"Let's roll!" he yelled, but Amy barely heard him.
**5 Minutes Later**
Ok, Amy I need you to push." The doctor said. Amy grabbed Chris's hand inadvertedly. It took all of Chris's energy to not cry out. (If you can recall, he can feel other people's pain) He could feel the pain that she was having to go through to have this baby, and it was coursing through his body. With every contraction, he had to bite his tongue and try not to scream. She was doing remarkably well for being this much pain, or so he thought. He on the other hand, wasn't doing very good at all. When the baby finally came out, Amy released Chris's hand and he slumped to the ground.
She immediately laughed at her mistake and the doctor took it that he had fainted. They handed the baby to Amy, but even then, there were problems. A couple of nurses managed to get Chris to another room.
**30 Minutes Later**
Chris opened his eyes to be greeted with the smiling faces of Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit.
"Way to go Irvine!" Kurt yelled. He's hiding something, Chris thought.
"Chris you are the 1st man to ever experience childbirth, how'd it feel?" Benoit asked. He's hiding it too, Chris thought again. Chris played along though, and glared at Benoit.
"When your wives yell and scream at you while in labor, they've got a pretty damn good reason to." Chris said. "Speaking of wives, where's mine and my baby?" Benoit and Kurt instantly looked away. That's it, Chris thought. My baby. Angle and Benoit pointed to the bed next to him. She was asleep.
"What happened?" he asked. "Is the baby ok?"
"Well, after the birth, everything was ok, but then the baby stopped crying all of a sudden-you had a boy by the way. Anyways, they couldn't get him to start crying again and they were in the process of running test on him when she went into a seizure. They got her calmed down and by the time that happened, the baby had died." Benoit said. "They said his heart was underdeveloped." Chris hung his head.
"Damn." He said.