AN: My friend (Silent*Shadow) and I were sugar-high when we ( mostly I ) wrote this. So don't kill us if it's dumb.
Silent*Shadow: 'Cause that would hurt.
Ya, anyway um...yeah that's all I had to say. Please R&R~ Takeshi
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE LOTR CHARACTERS!!!!!
The Camping Trip (Day two) by: Takeshi
The next morining Legolas was the first to rise. He sat up and started to exit the tent when *thud* Legolas topled over backwards, bitting the bottom of his lip trying not to scream. Legolas unzipped the tent door and saw the board Sam had put over the door the night before. He knocked it over quiet irrated, and holding his head, he stepped out of teh tent to find some ice to put on his bruise.
Sam was still sitting outside, eyes blood-shot, and still trying to put out the. He looked at Legolas with crazed eyes. Legolas opened his mouth to say something, but though bettre of it, and left Sam alone, in fear of his life.
One by one, the each member of the Company woke and came outside to help Legolas make breakfast, each avoiding Sam as much as possible.
Finally Aragorn came out of the tent, his hair mangled and tangled, and flying everywhere. Everyone stared at him.
"What?" he asked.
"Who are you? And what have you done with Aragorn?!" Legolas finally said.
"I am Aragorn."
"Oh no you're not!"
"Yes I am."
"Prove it!" Aragron walked into Arwen's tent, where Arwen had not yet come out of. They waited, and waited, and waited. After a while Legolas finally asked.
"What do you supose they're doing in there?" Suddenly Aragorn's voice could be heard in the tent.
"Yeah baby!" Legolas raised his eyebrows.
"On second thought, I don't wanna know."
Several hours later Aragorn and Arwen emerged from the tent.
"Well, looks like somebody had a good time," Legolas observed looking at Aragorn who was grinning from ear to ear. "Hey, Aragorn, do ya wanna go fishing?" Aragorn nodded his head.
"Sure, I'll get the gum and the worms, you go find some sticks and string."
Aragorn and Legolas arrived at the river, accompanyed by Gandalf. Legolas spit the wad of gum into the palm of his hand and stuck on the string that was tied to the stick he had in his other hand, he then out a worm on the gum. Aragorn followed suite, and they cast they're gum lines into the water. They waited for a few minutes, Gandalf sitting and watching. Soon enough Aragorn got impatient.
"That's it! I can't take it anymore!!!!" he pulled his line out of the water and stood up. "This thing isn't working!" He threw his pole into the river and jumped into the water. "This is alot easier!" Legolas stared at him.
"Would ya mind getting out of the water?" he asked," You're scaring the fish away." Aragorn growled, and climbed back onto the river bank, and started mumbling to himself. Legolas pulled his line in, and inspected the gum on the end. "Hmm, my worm got stolen. Hey Aragorn where did ya put the worms?.....Aragorn?" Aragorn was standing by teh river bank with the carton of worms.
"Be free wormies! Be free!" he shouted, and dumped them into the river.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!" Legolas screamed. "Those are our worms!"
"Well, they're free now," Aragorn said, sitting back down on the river bank.
"What am I spose ta fish with?!"
"Your guess is as good as mine." Legolas growled.
"I'll just try it with OUT any worms." legolas tossed his gum and string into the river.
They waited for several more hours, whirel Gandalf told them the story about the party he went to that the Nazgul crashed, but still no fish. Finally they decided to go back to camp.
As they approached the camp, the group smelt an intresting fragrence in the air.
"I smell something burning," Legolas said.
"Same yonder," Aragorn confirmed. They looked at each other.
"The tent!!" the yelled in unision, and then dashed off to the tent.
When they got there, they were realived to see that the only thing that was on fire was the wood in the fire pit.
"Hi," Pippin said as they arrived. "We're making hot dogs. Wanna help?"
"Sure," Gandalf said, and sat down on a log next to Pippin. Gandalf grabbed the package of hot dogs and tossed them in the fire.
"No!" Pippin shouted,"That's not how you do it! You put them individually on sticks."
"Oh," Gandalf said and stuck his hand in the fire to grab the hot dogs. "Ah! My hand is burning!" He screamed, but kept his hand in the flames. Legolas and Aragorn doubled over laughing.
"Gandalf screams like a girl!" Legolas was able to get out, amongst his laughing. Frodo ran over with a bucket of water and poured it onto the fire, extinguishing the flames.
"Thank you Frodo," Gandalf said, pulling his hand out of the soggy fire pit, along with the package of hot dogs.
"Oh, smooth move Froschmoe," Legolas said to Frodo,"Now we ain't got no fire ta cook the hot dogs with." He snatched the package of hot dogs from Gandalf and fumbled to get it open. "Oh, well," he said and started eatting one of the hot dogs raw. Legolas handed one to Aragorn who was standing behind him, then passed the rest of the raw hot dogs around.
"Mmmm, these are good," Arwen said munching her hot dog.
"Yeah," Merry added, "they aren't so bad raw.
They finished eatting their hot dogs and decided to hit the sack. They all went to their respectful tents. Before the guys could all pile into their tent they heard Arwen scream in hers.
"Ahhhh! Aragorn help me!!!" Aragorn dashed out of the tent stepping on Gandalf in his haste. Arwen ran out of her tent.
"What is it?" he asked.
"There's a spider in my tent!" she screamed.
"Really? Well, I'll go check it out." Aragorn marched into Arwen's tent.
"Be careful!" Arwen called after him.
When Aragorn stepped into the tent what he saw, baffeled him. A cute little spider was sitting on the top of Arwen's travel vanity. He looked at it and chuckled.
"Hi there little guy," he said to it. "You don't wanna hurt anybody do you?" The spider shool it's head. "Okay, then, I'll let you go, but you have to help me with a little something.
Suddenly, outside the tent Arwen heard things crashing together, and being smashed.
"Back you monster!" Aragorn's voice shouted.
Inside the tent Aragorn and the spider wear smashing a few of Arwen's things together.
"Back you demon!" Aragorn shouted loud enough for Arwen to hear outside. Then he whipsered to the spider, "Now's the best part." The spider looked at him with eight eager eyes.
"You mean I die now?" it asked. Aragorn nodded his head, and carefully placed a toothpick under one of the spiders many arm pits.
"Ahhhhhhhh!" The spider's voice rang throughout the tent. Arwen saw the skewered siloutte of a spider in the tent.
"Yay Aragorn!" she clapped her hands.
Aragorn bent over and the spider crawled into his pocket. He hten emurged from the tent.
"You did it!" Arwen said and tried to hug Aragorn, but he dodged it.
"There," he said,"I have vanquished the beast. Now you may get you beauty rest in peace. Although, I don't know how you could get anymore beautiful." Arwen blushed then wlaked inot her tent.
Aragorn snuck over to the woods and let the spider go free.
"There," he said,"Now go free, and be sure not to go into Arwen's tent again." The spider waved good-bye then scurried into the brush.
Aragorn clambored into the guys' tent and curled into his sleeping bag, very satisfied with himself.
Arwen sat in the direct middle of her tent, all of her stuff pulled close, adn her blanket cover every part of her except her face, on alert for any more spiders to try and get in.
to be continued......
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I really don't have anythign to say except sorry it took me so long to post this. I hope you'll forive me. Please review. ~ Takeshi
Silent*Shadow: 'Cause that would hurt.
Ya, anyway um...yeah that's all I had to say. Please R&R~ Takeshi
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE LOTR CHARACTERS!!!!!
The Camping Trip (Day two) by: Takeshi
The next morining Legolas was the first to rise. He sat up and started to exit the tent when *thud* Legolas topled over backwards, bitting the bottom of his lip trying not to scream. Legolas unzipped the tent door and saw the board Sam had put over the door the night before. He knocked it over quiet irrated, and holding his head, he stepped out of teh tent to find some ice to put on his bruise.
Sam was still sitting outside, eyes blood-shot, and still trying to put out the. He looked at Legolas with crazed eyes. Legolas opened his mouth to say something, but though bettre of it, and left Sam alone, in fear of his life.
One by one, the each member of the Company woke and came outside to help Legolas make breakfast, each avoiding Sam as much as possible.
Finally Aragorn came out of the tent, his hair mangled and tangled, and flying everywhere. Everyone stared at him.
"What?" he asked.
"Who are you? And what have you done with Aragorn?!" Legolas finally said.
"I am Aragorn."
"Oh no you're not!"
"Yes I am."
"Prove it!" Aragron walked into Arwen's tent, where Arwen had not yet come out of. They waited, and waited, and waited. After a while Legolas finally asked.
"What do you supose they're doing in there?" Suddenly Aragorn's voice could be heard in the tent.
"Yeah baby!" Legolas raised his eyebrows.
"On second thought, I don't wanna know."
Several hours later Aragorn and Arwen emerged from the tent.
"Well, looks like somebody had a good time," Legolas observed looking at Aragorn who was grinning from ear to ear. "Hey, Aragorn, do ya wanna go fishing?" Aragorn nodded his head.
"Sure, I'll get the gum and the worms, you go find some sticks and string."
Aragorn and Legolas arrived at the river, accompanyed by Gandalf. Legolas spit the wad of gum into the palm of his hand and stuck on the string that was tied to the stick he had in his other hand, he then out a worm on the gum. Aragorn followed suite, and they cast they're gum lines into the water. They waited for a few minutes, Gandalf sitting and watching. Soon enough Aragorn got impatient.
"That's it! I can't take it anymore!!!!" he pulled his line out of the water and stood up. "This thing isn't working!" He threw his pole into the river and jumped into the water. "This is alot easier!" Legolas stared at him.
"Would ya mind getting out of the water?" he asked," You're scaring the fish away." Aragorn growled, and climbed back onto the river bank, and started mumbling to himself. Legolas pulled his line in, and inspected the gum on the end. "Hmm, my worm got stolen. Hey Aragorn where did ya put the worms?.....Aragorn?" Aragorn was standing by teh river bank with the carton of worms.
"Be free wormies! Be free!" he shouted, and dumped them into the river.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!" Legolas screamed. "Those are our worms!"
"Well, they're free now," Aragorn said, sitting back down on the river bank.
"What am I spose ta fish with?!"
"Your guess is as good as mine." Legolas growled.
"I'll just try it with OUT any worms." legolas tossed his gum and string into the river.
They waited for several more hours, whirel Gandalf told them the story about the party he went to that the Nazgul crashed, but still no fish. Finally they decided to go back to camp.
As they approached the camp, the group smelt an intresting fragrence in the air.
"I smell something burning," Legolas said.
"Same yonder," Aragorn confirmed. They looked at each other.
"The tent!!" the yelled in unision, and then dashed off to the tent.
When they got there, they were realived to see that the only thing that was on fire was the wood in the fire pit.
"Hi," Pippin said as they arrived. "We're making hot dogs. Wanna help?"
"Sure," Gandalf said, and sat down on a log next to Pippin. Gandalf grabbed the package of hot dogs and tossed them in the fire.
"No!" Pippin shouted,"That's not how you do it! You put them individually on sticks."
"Oh," Gandalf said and stuck his hand in the fire to grab the hot dogs. "Ah! My hand is burning!" He screamed, but kept his hand in the flames. Legolas and Aragorn doubled over laughing.
"Gandalf screams like a girl!" Legolas was able to get out, amongst his laughing. Frodo ran over with a bucket of water and poured it onto the fire, extinguishing the flames.
"Thank you Frodo," Gandalf said, pulling his hand out of the soggy fire pit, along with the package of hot dogs.
"Oh, smooth move Froschmoe," Legolas said to Frodo,"Now we ain't got no fire ta cook the hot dogs with." He snatched the package of hot dogs from Gandalf and fumbled to get it open. "Oh, well," he said and started eatting one of the hot dogs raw. Legolas handed one to Aragorn who was standing behind him, then passed the rest of the raw hot dogs around.
"Mmmm, these are good," Arwen said munching her hot dog.
"Yeah," Merry added, "they aren't so bad raw.
They finished eatting their hot dogs and decided to hit the sack. They all went to their respectful tents. Before the guys could all pile into their tent they heard Arwen scream in hers.
"Ahhhh! Aragorn help me!!!" Aragorn dashed out of the tent stepping on Gandalf in his haste. Arwen ran out of her tent.
"What is it?" he asked.
"There's a spider in my tent!" she screamed.
"Really? Well, I'll go check it out." Aragorn marched into Arwen's tent.
"Be careful!" Arwen called after him.
When Aragorn stepped into the tent what he saw, baffeled him. A cute little spider was sitting on the top of Arwen's travel vanity. He looked at it and chuckled.
"Hi there little guy," he said to it. "You don't wanna hurt anybody do you?" The spider shool it's head. "Okay, then, I'll let you go, but you have to help me with a little something.
Suddenly, outside the tent Arwen heard things crashing together, and being smashed.
"Back you monster!" Aragorn's voice shouted.
Inside the tent Aragorn and the spider wear smashing a few of Arwen's things together.
"Back you demon!" Aragorn shouted loud enough for Arwen to hear outside. Then he whipsered to the spider, "Now's the best part." The spider looked at him with eight eager eyes.
"You mean I die now?" it asked. Aragorn nodded his head, and carefully placed a toothpick under one of the spiders many arm pits.
"Ahhhhhhhh!" The spider's voice rang throughout the tent. Arwen saw the skewered siloutte of a spider in the tent.
"Yay Aragorn!" she clapped her hands.
Aragorn bent over and the spider crawled into his pocket. He hten emurged from the tent.
"You did it!" Arwen said and tried to hug Aragorn, but he dodged it.
"There," he said,"I have vanquished the beast. Now you may get you beauty rest in peace. Although, I don't know how you could get anymore beautiful." Arwen blushed then wlaked inot her tent.
Aragorn snuck over to the woods and let the spider go free.
"There," he said,"Now go free, and be sure not to go into Arwen's tent again." The spider waved good-bye then scurried into the brush.
Aragorn clambored into the guys' tent and curled into his sleeping bag, very satisfied with himself.
Arwen sat in the direct middle of her tent, all of her stuff pulled close, adn her blanket cover every part of her except her face, on alert for any more spiders to try and get in.
to be continued......
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I really don't have anythign to say except sorry it took me so long to post this. I hope you'll forive me. Please review. ~ Takeshi